#eve tag

[ryan-sometimes]

Introducing my fraternity friends with a thing they did:

Alex:

had to zoom into our fraternity elections because he was too busy fucking some guy.

Sattwik:

has all of our live locations on his phone and stalks us throughout the day. One time I was late to a party and Sattwik saw I was at my smoke spot and then proceeded to announce to the entire party that I would be showing up high.

Marlo:

had her phone stolen last month and had to walk around with a flip phone for a while. This was much to Sattwik’s annoyance as he could no longer stalk her location. She now has a burner phone like a drug dealer.

Daria:

once hit a 24 in 24 (fucking 24 times in 24 hours) and she says only the last 8 or so were for the sake of the streak. The first 16 happened organically.

Matthew:

brought a gallon of milk to my 21st birthday party and spent all night drinking it. He went home sober. That wasn’t even his first time drinking nothing but milk at a college party. In fact his Denny’s order is boneless wings and a glass of milk.

Eve:

At a past Denny’s hangout, Matthew was eating a dish with sausages. He went to the bathroom to return to one his sausages missing. He was convinced it was Eve. Eve has taken it upon herself to psychologically torture Matthew by telling other people she’d eaten his sausage, but as soon as he shows up, she denies it with her entire being. This has driven Matthew to the point of absolute madness and he went to the extent of secretly acquiring a recording of Eve admitting to the sausage theft. I genuinely have no idea whether she took the sausage or not.

Blake:

lost his virginity by being invited by a girl he barely knew to cuck her boyfriend.

[iamtheoneandonlyever]

appreciation post for @taylorswiftshipsbyler and @canyoublowmywhistlebaby who got my 69 followers post to 69 notes. yall are the real ones, even if you two jumpscared me with the activity count

[fxreflyes]

🎧 :D

hi eve!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻 for you, this beautiful song:

starcrossed lovers - siouxsie and the banshees

send me a 🎧 and I’ll share what 80s song vibes you give

[jutsomethoughtsihave]

I think my tumblr is glitching

What does that mean. How is it glitching. Is this sarcasm. What.

[chaoscradle]

Last rizzmas I gave you my gyatt but the very next day you got fanum taxed this year to save me from mewing I’ll give it to someone rizzful

hey eve

[argentinagp]

hi lourdes 💌🥰 can i request lando for the magazine cover?

here u go!! hope u like it!!

[onetwothree-moved]

liko in orange!!

i lied, one more drawing before i sleep lol

i decided to try another style again :3

[kaaaaaaarf]

9 and 27! :)

Hi Eve!! ✨

9.

27.

send me an ask with a number from 1-100 I'll tell you the corresponding song on my playlist! 🫶🏼

[ryan-sometimes]

Yesterday my friend Eve told me that if I were AMAB I’d currently be in jail and I’m afraid she’s right about that

[iamtheoneandonlyever]

I have been doing a series of edits of world leaders as catboys

I am ashamed of myself

You cant just say this and expect me not to ask for the pictures 👀

[fxreflyes]

wish by the cure for the album game, if u want! :)

hi eve :) thank you so much for asking!! <33

Favorite track: Friday I’m in love (this was the first song I liked by the cure so it has a special place in my heart. I always feel 13 when I listen to it)

least favorite track: Trust (honestly it’s fine it just takes a while to build)

Underrated track: Letters to Elise (this is my dads fav song in general so again is nostalgic for me)

Overrated track: friday I’m in love (look it’s good, but it’s also like the one the cure song most people tend to know and I don’t think it’s their best song)

Send me an album and I’ll give a song for these 4 categories

[th3-third-duffel-bag]

Hi!

It’s been a while since we talked

How are you?

hi eve! ive been fine :)

sry i havnt been as active as i usually am, schools been a bitch lately

how have you been?

[chaoscradle]

Help

whats up

[taylorswiftshipsbyler]

your mom is lowkey hot

idk I've never thought about it. she just looks like a normal middle-aged mom.

[bitchybylershipper]

It’s over gaydickman is dead forever

Oop what happened

And am I invited to the funeral

[fruitbythefoot7]

If beating your meat was a sport I would be in the olympics

deadass?