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[chaossmagic]

But post No Way Home Peter just showing up at Bucky's place. Bucky is like "ah. Superpowers but no family. Gotcha kiddo." And whips up a new cover identity for him, keeps talking about "not getting swayed by fancy talk about a better world". And ways to get out of the trap of following orders without questions. Peter is already an expert, but it helps Bucky so he just eats his breakfast and nods.

Scenario 1: Bucky remembers Peter because he didn't know he was Spiderman specifically, so he takes him in and sort of mentors him and looks out for him once he finds out he's all alone with no support after he got Blipped and Tony died and his aunt died and he dropped out of school etc etc.

Scenario 2: Bucky doesn't know who Peter is but sees a scared, lonely kid in need and takes him in anyway, helping him with homework and college applications and feeling like he knows this kid from *somewhere* somehow but can't place him. But Peter seems to know him and that confuses him even more because he's sure they've never met and yet...

Also, Bucky taking Peter in and looking after him because he reminds him of Steve growing up and he has a compulsive need to care for big-hearted, reckless kids who feel they can fistfight the world.

[artemispanthar]

MONK MOVIE ON PEACOCK BEAUTIFUL! JEFF BEZOS PARODY! RETURNING CAST! TENDER LOVE TOWARDS A MAN WITH OCD! MY BIGGEST YEAAAHHH BOI!!!

YO! Right?? I was really hyped for it and it didn't disappoint! It really did feel like an episode of the show, just flashed forward 14 years, everyone just fell back into the characters like they never left. I feel like they struck a good balance of showing how their lives have changed and they've grown as people while still feeling like the same characters

Honestly, if they continue with more movies/another season like they want to I hope they just have Monk take on parodies of folks like Bezos, Musk, etc all the time. I think that would be a fun direction. Mixed with a plot line of Monk realizing how many people love and care for him would be ideal (I'm guessing Watson will help with that!)

(as a side note for anyone else interested in watching, suicide tw for the movie because it's a major plotline. It's noted in the content warning but it's worth noting it's very central to the story and not just one scene. I want to recommend the movie for anyone who liked the show but it felt important to note this)

[thishazeleyeddemon]

Something about Darius and Eberwolf, two people whos jobs by design had them be isolated and pitted against each other ending up "i'd let the world die to save you" is making me feral. That's not even getting to their basic opposing traits!!! They are so *mwah*!

The Coven Heads apparently backstab each other all the time except for these fucking guys who went and fell in love.

which is the one canonical thing we have about their relationship. That they love each other. Wildin

In my head Darius thinks about the incident with Hettie and Osran a lot. He doesn't know what he would do if he had the chance to make a plan, to do more than act on terrified instinct. He doesn't want to think he would deliberately decide to let the Isles be destroyed... but if he tries to imagine himself letting Eber die, there's just. A blank black wall.

[neopuff]

shipping Bingo with Doc and Drew Saturday!!! Or dealers choice! 😊

everyone loves a good milf/dilf ship and they are kind of the king and queen of that category

[gothiethefairy]

Do you think if somehow copies of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon with permanent charged handhelds (any version but Gates to Infinity would hit the hardest, I think) landed in Dungeon Meshi. Do you think Laios's party/ the other groups would like it or just be like, "ah it's just work again".

i've never actually played any of the "pokemon mystery dungeon" games lol

so, idk really but if the video game has similar themes to "dungeon meshi", then quite possibly!

[lazlolullaby]

Angel Island Guardians Wachowski pt 1 backstory

tldr: Sonic Unleashed based universe where Mobians, Chao, Humans + sacred creatures just exist. Like real life except there's Mobians just chilling on the streets + in the history books.

This exists for 2 reasons: More Mobians, Sonic needs friends. And giving Tom and Maddie some things to do for plot/character aside from, "this our foster kid Sonic and the family nemesis Eggman".

This is my sandbox, please sit and enjoy. Incorporating video game/TV show lore in broad strokes, just take what you want.

Part 1: general changes (here)

Part 2: Sonic movie 1 + 2 changes (https://www.tumblr.com/lazlolullaby/766607274156376064/angel-island-guardians-wachowski-pt-2-movie?source=share)

~millions of years ago, when the Earth was created

In ancient times, the Master Emerald and the Chaos emeralds were created when Light and Dark Gaia first clashed. Mobians and Humans have used them for power, fought over them, but they are now considered myths. Their power to change thought into reality created some sacred beasts like the Pheonix from Unleashed, weird architecture / rock loop de loops, etc. Chao gardens exist as protected areas across the globe.

~50 years ago (only to be revealed in Movie 3)

A joint Mobian/Human project of researching and healing diseases that affect one species but not the other was created. Several creatures were created in pursuit of immortality. (Involve the family of Dr. Starline, Tails, or Sticks as their main Mobian scientist?). The Biolizard happened, Shadow was created for Maria, the Gizoid incident, etc. But it was shut down violently by GUN. Any creatures that were made were placed in cold storage.

Per the fandom theory, Grandpa Wachowski shot Maria and had issues with it. He left to Green Hills.

~25 years ago (only to be revealed in movie 2)

The Echidnas gathered the Emeralds + were about to attack the Master Emerald Temple and the Chao. Tikal summoned the Owls + and tried to fight. The Temple was raised out of the ground to become Angel Island. The island gets teleported away. Tikal's dedication changed many minds and (most) Echidnas stopped being Warriors and decided just to live as civilians.

Angel Island was teleported to Green Hills. It floats above the forests and moves in a pattern. There's a few spots per year for roughly 1-2 weeks that gets it close enough to the ground so people can jump on it and climb the sheer rock face. It's difficult for most people and Mobians.

Dad Wachowski and his bestie, Maddie's Dad... uh...Dad Sumpter, figure it out. There's just a small Chao garden and a Temple for the Master Emerald, room for a small edible garden, but due to the altitude and rain conditions it's hard to grow anything substantial. The Spirit of Tikal tells the besties what happened. They decide to keep it a secret, because why would they want unlimited power anyway? They tell people that it's too hard to climb, and spend the next few years visibly "training" to get strong enough to climb up there.

(training where they go to the local rock climbing place and throw buckets of the water on each other to simulate rain. There's a local competition now.)

Then they take pictures of barren places for the research + get the Government to sign off that it's a highly dangerous hike and there's just the Chao. The Guardians have to divert attention from thrill seeking tourists, but it's not bad. Some locals suspect something is up there, but don't pry.

Tom Wachowski + Maddie Sumpter grow up each year watching their family climb up the Island and check in on the Emerald and the Chao. Then they do it too. Rachel was trained, but she's been out of practice since moving to San Francisco. Since they don't have kids, they're looking into getting a club together of locals who are in on it. Maybe the Thorndykes, since they're rich and don't need to have jobs to live? But they only have a vacation home, so it's not feasible.

Also the Wachowskis have Chao Companions that come down and chill with them sometimes. Based on the SA2 Chao they are both adults. Tom's is Normal/Power, Maddie's is a Fly/Power. (Cheese is still normal/baby, but I like the peachy Fly/Run to match Cream the Rabbit)

(image id: infographic chart showing the difference between the Chao forms based on stats of Normal, power, run, fly, swim, and baby form.)

~15 years ago (also movie 2 + adding context for movie 1)

Longclaw comes back and says she's got a better plan for the Master Emerald. Dad Wachowski and Dad Sumpter team up with her to bury the Master Emerald in the Ruins and teleport and hide the compass in the Siberian mountains.

Unfortunately. Locke the Echidna followed them back to Angel Island. Dad Sumpter convinced Locke that he was the only one who knows where the Emerald is. Locke kills Dad Sumpter in front of Dad Wachowski, Tom, and Maddie. It's traumatic, Locke escapes.

Maddie stops climbing for grief reasons + focuses on her veterinary degree. Tom supports her. Since there's no more Master Emerald, Tom breathes easy for a bit. But then he's feeling lost without something to protect, what his family has been doing since before he was born.

Tom is still a cop, but in this world he's got "unexcused absences" (Chao emergencies), "a bad exam record" (issues with the material), and "won't meet his arrest rates" (that would follow kids for life for a dumb mistake!) so he's not qualified for Sheriff. Which is dumb because he knows the protocols, knows the people, people trust him.

(Small town "technically loose cannon" cop that's less likely to abuse his authority/power than actual real life cops, definitely still "copganda"/"this is the Ideal Cop that wields his Authority for Good Reasons", but it balances with the military depiction of "Too Much Force is Not Enough Force" that pops up in 1+2 and i hope to hell that the military continues to be assholes in Movie 3.)

anyway the local park rangers are trying to poach Tom because he's great at Search and Rescue + knows the emergency town protocols + knows all of the forest trails. (While park rangers do have some of the same issues as Cops, there's less connotations. Tom Deserves Better than being a Cop. Sonic and the franchise deserve better than Copganda.)

Wade is the Sheriff instead. Yes he's still very inconsiderate and incompetent at his job. Yes it's funny.

Maddie is both a pet veterinarian and an emergency Mobian and Chao doctor. Her and Tom trade off when they go to the Garden.

Meanwhile on the other side of the world...

Longclaw finds Sonic and takes care of him. We don't know why Sonic has superpowers he just does. we love that for him.

Locke the Echidna was unfortunately, not happy he missed the Emerald, grabbed his son and stole "the Flames of Disaster" so Knuckles could be powerful, and raised him to fight. That's why Knuckles is the Last Echidna Warrior, sworn to find and protect the Master Emerald.

Blaze, unable to take her family birthright as the guardian of Iblis, ended up with Mephiles power set. Smoke manipulation and shadow teleport. She's training to get the Flames back.

Silver got involved with the power transfer somehow and is actually the Iblis Trigger, not that anyone knows it. He's training to also head out with Blaze to collect the Flames.

(but this Knuckles + Blaze + Silver drama doesn't happen until the TV show.)

~10 years ago

Locke thought Longclaw kept the compass to the Master Emerald for herself. He gathered allies to attack her. Same as in Movie 1, Sonic was sent away for his protection.

Sonic was sent to Angel Island. He was traumatized and mute for a bit, swore never to talk about his speed powers. He spends a few days alone + was afraid to approach the Chao until he calmed down.

Tom was able to collect him and give him to a local Mobian foster family. Vanilla the Rabbit takes Sonic in, and he's a great big brother to Cream. Amy is "the girl next door who could beat you senseless". Tails' parents just drop him off in the woods one day and Sonic finds him.

Sonic grows up in Green Hills, surrounded by friends but still restless. There's projected movies in the park, so he can still see "Speed" and adore Keanu Reeves. (sudden impulse to make Sandra Bullock a Mobian. the exploding bus can only be driven by Mobians. Miss Congeniality but with Mobians.)

Cream and Tails both learn how to fly, so they go to Angel Island whenever they want. Sonic can also jump off of some mountains to get to the Island before it's time. This is where Cream meets Cheese.

Tom has a slight panic, but doesn't say anything about the Temple or the Master Emerald until "it's relevant" (see: when movie 2 happens). He just says that it's hard to get up and down for most people, his family checks in on the Chao when they can, please tell your family when you'll be up there so they won't worry.

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so. that's all the set up and world-building notes. Hope you liked it~ You've got blanket permission to use these ideas in your fanworks, but NO AI please, it's not enrichment if you're not doing it.

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Last sentence tag game

RULES: Post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic / original / anything) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

Tagged by @lurkingshan and I haven't really written anything in a bit, so have a little peak at the latest entry into my always growing notes app

And in the end, heroes and villains don't matter, because only the strongest survive.

Tagging @dimplesandfierceeyes, @waitmyturtles, and @anixknowsnothin to play, no pressure of course!

[chaossmagic]

writing prompt: stucky trying a new recipe together. Something that implies they're going to be around a long time to eat it. Like jam or pickles.

"You sure you got enough there, pal?" Steve asked, leaning in the doorframe of their kitchen, wiping the last flecks of tacky paint residue off his hands. He rolled the paint-stained cuffs of his flannel shirt up to his elbows as he crossed the room to where Bucky stood at the stove, stirring an enormous bubbling pot of blackberry jam. More pans with smaller amounts were littered across the countertops; a row of clean, steaming jars sat on the table, ready to be filled.

"Ha ha," Bucky snorted with sarcasm, giving the jam another stir and sticking in a vibranium finger. He pulled out a purple-jam-covered fingertip and inspected it carefully, tongue poking out as he concentrated in a way Steve thought was utterly sweet and very, very adorable. Clearly, it wasn't the right consistency yet, because he frowned, wiped off his hands, and went back to stirring. "I thought you were out of terrible ideas when you gave up the shield. Guess I was wrong." He turned off the stove and turned to face Steve, arms crossed in front of him. But Steve could see the teasing in his eyes, the faint twinkle at the back of the deep blue, the frown that didn't quite reach his lips, stained faintly purple along with a smear of blackberry jam on his nose and more purple stains on the fingers of his right hand.

"Still can't believe you're practically a farmer's wife now," Steve joked, stepping closer to him, smelling the sweet fruit and sugar on him, layered on top of his cologne and the wax he put in his hair these days, making the soft spikes shine. "James Buchanan Barnes, gone all domestic in his old age."

"Fuck off, punk, you're older than me," Bucky retorted, fake-wriggling away as Steve pressed his face into his neck and kissed him all over the exposed skin of his throat and collarbone. He felt Bucky's hands come up to thread through his hair, now longer and thicker than it had ever been - even more than when he'd been on the run those years, and getting a decent haircut was out of the question - and stroke the soft golden strands fondly. Steve eventually straightened up and wrapped his arms around Bucky's waist, grinning.

"Guess we'll be eating blackberry pie for a while then?" he asked.

"Be eating it longer than that time all we had was cabbage soup twice a day for a month," Bucky replied. "When was it, winter of '37? You know I can't stand the sight of cabbage soup now 'cause a' that. You try to get me to eat it, I'll puke."

Steve grimaced; he definitely remembered that solid month of nothing but increasingly-questionable quality cabbage boiled to death in broth that nothing but a single carrot and a tiny piece of onion in it. He didn't blame Bucky for completely avoiding the stuff now, even though culinary tastes had come along way since those days.

"Well, pie is definitely better than cabbage soup," Steve said, pressing a kiss to Bucky's forehead. "Especially when my beautiful, talented husband spent his day making it because I'm the idiot husband who suggested that planting fruit trees might be a good idea."

"We'll be eating blackberry pie till we both drop dead," Bucky said.

"That's an awfully long time," Steve said. Then he smiled. "I can't wait. We've earned it."

[artemispanthar]

Psych and Pyshing Daisies always felt like mirror universes of each other to me. We've got an introvert nervous guy with Actual Powers getting roped into Mysteries VS extrovert manic guy Claiming he's got Powers roping his friend into mysteries. Love them both too ❤

You know what, I've never really thought about it but you are absolutely right! And might be one of the things that I find so appealing about both shows. They are both really excellent and a joy to watch and the relationship between Shawn and Gus / Ned and Emerson are a big reason why.

[bookwormlover10]

Fuck

I noticed that I just missed spelled murder ... well someone pointed it out shout out to @lazlolullaby for pointing it out and thank you.. here's a fixed one if that counts

I think my favorite trope ( if you can even call it that) in Terry meet the bat family fanfic is were Terry meet Damien and he's just like

Then Terry proceeds to treat Damien like his annoying little brother

[thishazeleyeddemon]

Honestly Eber's teeth are fascinating. They seem to have several that retract or fold back into their mouth? I think Demons with complex teeth have an intimate ritual where the parent teaches a datemate/fiance how to clean their child's teeth. Passing the job along. Like a deep dental hygienist clean with special scraping tools. Probably sold as honeymoon gifts. And to trust someone with your mouth? To maintain how you speak and eat? Risking getting infected or an improper clean, causing cavities and lost teeth. And the partner spending time and effort learning and risking getting bit. It's amazing.

It's also especially intimate from Darius who does Not like grime to willingly put his fingers in/around someone else's mouth.

I know their kid probably has teeth closer to witch baseline than demon baseline but idk I think they should do it anyway. I think about them being kind of curious about each other's bioplans bc they're so different sometimes and idk. Darius can put his fingers in Eber's mouth sometimes it's fine

Gently poking at where Eber's extra teeth retract up into their mouth. It makes them shiver.

[lazlolullaby]

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[chaossmagic]

its how everyone gets mad at you for pointing out other people have needs and need to play but don't like getting off the swings. We are all elementary school kids.

I just feel like it's a way of getting people who are more outspoken about unfair social norms and nonsensical traditions to be quiet. Like, we don't want to play by society's rules and just go along with things, so we're seen as being preachy or too strong-willed or stubborn.

I'm constantly being told to get off my soapbox when it comes to my political beliefs and opinions, but maybe that says more about the people telling me off than it does about me as a person.

[fisksaturday]

(tags from @lazlolullaby)

i feel like it's like. the graph is like, one axis is the supportiveness and another axis is whether or not they know about the Protagonist Of An Action Cartoon Horrors but these don't really have any bearing on whether the character is a GOOD parent

like. for example, batman is generally pretty supportive of his children's crime fighting and he is very aware of it but like. you wouldn't exactly call him a good parent. he's a "trying his best" parent

doc and drew are such refreshing characters when youve watched a bunch of kids' action cartoons. like idk maybe some children who watch these shows like it more when the adult characters either are unsupportive and in the wrong or are completely okay with the children in their care putting themselves in mortal danger but like

doc and drew are so good. they have conversations on screen about what the best option is for keeping their kids safe while also acknowledging that zak might need to get caught up in dangerous stuff bc he has unique powers

their love and support is never conditional. they literally uproot their entire lives for their son's sake and never once do they even consider that they shouldn't support him. literally a good amount of season 2 has zak worrying about HOW supportive and trusting his parents (and uncle) are bc he doesn't trust himself. they're just such good parents and characters man

[neopuff]

OK my challenge here was to see how many characters I could draw without a reference but Toffee I can't remember his alligator face at all so I LOSE (I also couldn't remember Doyle or Fisk its fine)

[mandareeboo]

I got the Kid Cosmic and the Sonic Courage soundtrack and. Andy Bean made fake bands this is precious. The last track, "Party back at my house", the one that Flo was jamming out to, was made by "The Soul Contributions". It was their sole contribution to the album.

THE SOLE CONTRIBUTION FOR THE SOUL CONTRIBUTIONS LOL