#jealous dumb racist bitch

[bimb0-bunnie]

so fucking sad lmao get raped by an ugly nigger.

wish i could block that word out from asks esp bc we both know ur white, but god you all have no brain cells i am waiting for the day bigots like you get killed for the stupid shit u say. i get it u were into me n got mad someone else is treating me better than ur white ass could, you decided to attack my man’s race bc you couldn’t attack anything else…it’s pathetic honestly. do everyone a favor and kys already bc ur a useless human if i can call you that

[wendytestabrat]

THOUGHTS ON THE NEW EPISODE:

•kyle is still a terrible friend to stan like honestly kyle seems like one of those fake friends that only hang out with u when they want shit from you LOL. like i was so pissed off when he went up to stan and asked to use his charger after he had been ignoring him for days on end

•this def was a kyman episode on cartman’s end and he was projecting by trying to get stan and kyle together bc he was rlly the one who missed being around kyle even more than stan. there’s a lot of moments in past episodes where cartman makes gay jokes about stan & kyle and acts like they’re a couple bc he gets sour and jealous of them LOL. the reason why we know this is because cartman will happily try to break up stan & kyle when it’s convenient for him and he knows he’ll get kyle all to himself so why would he give two shits about keeping stan & kyle together if there wasn’t something in it for him?

• i liked how this episode showed kyle finally avoiding cartman for once & minding his business and making friends with someone who’s not him which was nice to see even though kyle’s toxic side started coming out again midway through the episode when he couldn’t stop getting butthurt about cartman saying he runs hollywood and they pretty much revealed he only wanted to be friends with token (yes i’m saying token not tolkien SUCK IT THAT WAS HIS NAME FOR OVER 20 YEARS I DON’T GIVE A FUCK THAT THEY CHANGED IT CALL ME RACIST) bc he’s black and he thought token would be understanding over how victimized kyle feels for being jewish like bitch please lol. this was another example of kyle being ignorant and racist af yet he always jumps down cartman’s throat for being racist.

•cartman’s antisemitism has still toned down A LOT like i’ve mentioned before how he’s not as antisemitic as he used to be & so he showed more awareness of that and how antisemitism is wrong like when he got mad at cupid ye for praising hitler or whatever lol. when cartman was saying jews run hollywood i don’t rlly think he was being antisemitic that was just him obsessing over kyle and jewish culture like he always does bc he has a fascination for it lol. but they showed how cartman’s antisemitic behavior is basically a manifestation of his schizophrenia getting out of control, i mean that’s at least the way i interpreted the scene with him giving cupid ye his meds. it def does add more sympathy to cartman’s character bc he is trying to be better he’s just an extremely mentally ill and neglected kid lol.

•i don’t blame cartman & stan for getting annoyed by kyle and token’s tiktoks LOL i hate tik tok like nothing on there is funny or entertaining i don’t understand why people are so obsessed with watching strangers dance on the internet like tf. like srsly have ya’ll ever picked up a book before? it makes sense that kyle would be into something as dumb as that bc he sucks and he’s a follower and has 0 personality or originality and just does whatever will get him clout & money

• gotta love matt & trey for having common sense and calling kanye out on his shit unlike all the dumbass conservatives and shit who still keep defending kanye like the man is not well just bc he’s calling out a bunch of woke shit and the establishment that does NOT mean he should be an ally lol. but that’s just matt & trey’s libertarian views as usual they never swing too far left or right when critiquing anyone which is what i love about them. i love how they make a lot of conservative points but they also have the common sense to call out people like donald trump and kanye west on their shit when conservatives go too far. i swear like i loved candace owens until she started kissing kanye’s ass and defending everything he did and then when her fans wanted her to share her thoughts on the alex jones interview she was like “stop asking me to talk about kanye!1!1!!” 😩 like BITCH stfu lol.

[candyredmusings]

“Another One Of Those ‘Things My Discord Said’ Sentence Starters.

Things taken from DMs and a few group chats from Discord. CW: NSFT Change / Edit as necessary !

i am literally tom cruise

cum is cool.

[NAME]  is fucked up cus he is straight man

[NAME]  show me your fuckin tits

[NAME], you better not be standing catatonic in your room wearing your handmade jigsaw robe again.

its like they creampied me but instead of cum it was new music

like what about my pussy-area makes u think sea cucumber

the mind is weak. but the body is funky

so im reading that fanfic where 1d like, buys your soul or whatever and im shook

well tom servo is a sex god

and then i freaked it

FUCK YOU APPLE JACK FUCK

ILL SLURP WITH YOU

LEMME SHOW U DICK

ITS A SIDE QUEST YOU SILLY BITCH

I’m a zombie the law can’t stop me

LEAVE YOUR GOLDEN UNCRUSTABLES OUT OF MY HOME I WILL NOT FALL VICTIM TO THY TRICKERY

you, telling me to ignore a twink with side swept brown hair? foolish.

Hes so hot i briefly started texting like a straight person

and because I’m god and I’ve decided that. No. In fact. I’m not done.

MY DUMB BOTTOM BRAIN FOLLOWS COMMANDS TOO WELL

[NAME], I know you love bloopy reggae jams. Now is not the time

OH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT YOUD SAY YOU STUPID ACCIDENTAL HIMBO DEMON

man i rlly am attracted to paul mccartney.

its not that kennedy was gay af sleeping w jackies fat ass out, he just has a better one-

jealous of my massive honkeers

YOU BRAINCELLED BITCH

this forced open my third eye and i saw the devil--

oh me seeming romantically interested in u is making u uncomfortable?? noted

the only pussy this party city shake out wig looking mother fucker is getting

[NAME]  expose your teeth right fucking now

IN THE DEPARTMENT OF OLD MAN FUCKING, WEVE GOT YOU BEAT

What if we kissed while one of us got called racist and we are both boys

i just jacked it to minecraft piss porn

I will pop a huge tentacle boner

i hate females fr fr

we left u to die to play minecraft

IM GONNA FRICKLE-FRACK YOUR WIFE

CAN I KARATE CHOP IT LIKE IN SPONGEBOB

DWIGHT FROM THE OFFICE IS NOT MY SKRUNKLY

she would never ever take away one of these stupid fucking hats

My brother in Christ you’re being haunted

i want to wring you like a wet towel and slap u against a wall

Yeah you'll come to learn I just have a thing for milk

Piss ur pants harder pls I wanna watch

I'm gonna corn on the kill myself

good morning to parappa and his stans. everyone else..... hi ig

lol look at this clown with no slurs

God has abandoned his children but unfortunately for you I pay child support and I will smite thee.

this is how I reveal myself to be homophobic

I have no sluts

idk what it is abt it but boba makes me become like an actual whore

im homophobic suddenly

he was like ‘You're so big”.... and i just started crying

anyones penis can be hard hes not special

for the love of god please help me

i can talk about piss for hours

im sorry i havent recognized mickey mouse clubhouse ost as the cultural landmark that it is

I ASKED IF WE WOULD RP AFTER FUCKING BIBLE STUDY OR WHATEVER

the benefits of being a yandere is that i dont have to forgive OR forget and I am a living breathing PVP zone so Fuck with me white boy.

When toxic by ashnikko comes on I enter the gaslight gatekeep phases of my girlbosshood

im like a child in line for the newest fucked up disney ride

[NAME] is just all fucking Sorts of fucked up

im clownfaking

why are we here? to suffer? every other day i get messages from a whore

always thinking abt when my friend called me a "white boy whore"

you gotta PUMP the errand girl with cocaine

im beyond shame bc i love all cock try again

people have fetishes.

They really do crucify anyone these days huh

u may have never hungered for cock but you have hungered for a sub sandwich and honestly? theyre basically the same thing-

hi im drawing hentai

[NAME] idk why but that really. makes me want to stab you

“Don't have sex FOMO, [NAME], no! “

“TRY AND NUKE THIS, BITCH.”

“There's a group of golden skeletons behind you hitting the griddy “

“GRANDPA’S ASHES SUCKED MY COCK AND TOOK ME TO ARBYS.”

“You’re lanky with no gender and silly goofy with the rizz it works.”

“You can’t just tell me I could be a Tumblr sexy man to my face at 4:30 PM.”

"I have strong opinions about the soviet union"

“CALL THAT PUSSY THE MATRIX CAUSE IM IN THIS BITCH AND I CANT GET OUT “

“dont cry. 8000 types of reptiles on the planet, okay?”

[NAME] lives his life like he’s an RPG character but picks only the rude dialogue options.”

“I need to beat off to this before God destroys California.”

"No amount of pussy could get me on a rollercoaster with three loops"

"I love your senior citizen pussy"

"Gerber is pretty reliable .. I mean .. The Gerber baby didn't die .... did it?"

“you are white i assume”

"I hate you terrorist, and you may quote me on that"

"I love watching you play minecraft. It's like watching a baby fawn."

"I've never seen old men who fuck harder."

"i don't need him to KILL i need him to FUCK ME"

"well maybe if you just dicked down your wife she wouldn't have gone on a murderous slut rampage"

"why cant these BIG titty bimbos stop HANGING around me"

[theuniverseawakens347]

Hi my name is Taylor cows•hay… it’s pronounced

IM A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND AND PERSON I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NOTHING … BUT PRETEND TO BE THE MASTER OF ALL THINGS.

I SELL MY MAN PUSSY CAUSE I HAD A DICK CHOPPED OFF IN HIGH SCHOOL.. TO THE WHITE HOUSE WOMEN THINKING IM SO COOL WOTH DOUGH AND SANDRA BERGERON … THEY HAVE POLITCAL “control” AND MADE ME AN ACCOUNTING IN LAW … SO I THIUGHT I WAS PROTECTED FROM CORINE … AND IMANI … but little jesabell and I fell out with the volleyball girls who wanted to be cashay’s THE REAL ADONDI FRIEND… they’re black isrealites but white and I couldn’t comprehend cause me and shortinnumber two are racist. That’s why I killed cashay to hide Ian’s dead body w Aja I LICKED HER BUTT MILES…

Ew bitch … - cashay

But like me as Taylor I shud have stopped when cashay talked about the moon and her period bc I wondering about my period and then BOOM she hit me.. same w Austin wondering about the moon bc we read her blog and didn’t know if our cycle would match up to mother earths light … and it did so now we think we’re witches

But really just finding it the hard way …

YOURE MY FUCKING DEATH PETS STUPIC ASS MIA TAYLOR POSING AS IMANI INTERESTING TO DO FUCK SHIT IN MY NAME JUN 29 2021 YA TAKE PHONE PHOTO SHOOT LIKE ME THINKING YOU CUTE W BOBS BURGER GENE NOSE HUH WILL SMITH MASH UP..

JULIAN UGLY COUNTER PART…

FUCKTARD AJA .. REALLY DUMBASS AMBER .., “I read ur blog and just lost my shit “ FUCK YOU I WAS ALWAYS NICE UR SISTER IS A PATHALOGICAL PIECE IF SHIT LIAR NEVER SAID I WOULD KILL YOU THATS HOW SHE FEELS ABOUT THE WHOLE FAMILY W JENE INCLIDED YOU DUMBASS - Jeff MY FATHER HUSBAND.

DIS WHAT YOU DUMBASS JEALOU BITCHES WANTED

- BURNBOOK…

JADE FISH LIPS DEATH PET MEGAN DIVINE LIVING ON ME BRAZILIAN CPN CUNT .. THAT FORD EDGE MY ADOPTIVE MOM GOT YOU FOR SELLING YA BROTHERS NUDES N FUCKING HIM .. MY GUIDES UR NASTY ASS MAN ARMS .. UR FUCKING PIECE OF RACIAT SHIT YOU WHITE BITCH,

BLAKR WHITE MAN PEEN CHOP - JORDAN HATES YOU … U FUCKED CAMERON BEFORE HALLOWEEN WHEN I SLEPT OVER AND HE RAPED ME THAT NIGHT … UR NASTY ASS BUNNY I KILT INTERESTING PEANUT BUTTER FEED TO ANIMAL THEN YOU LICK SPOON RIGHT AFTER AIDS SPREADING DIRTY BITCH .. Jordans ur good …

ANYWAYS ALL YOU HOES HAVE NOOOOOOO MALE OR FEMALE PROTECTION YA DONT WVEN TRUST EACH OTHER YOU DUMB FUCKS.

Tf WERE YOU THINKING,..

CLEARLY no.

👊

BOXING RING OR SHOOT OUT - Jeff miles / Harrell tribe into district boys zone - OH GUCCI BITCH ASS UNCLE NIGGA ILL SLAP A PUSSY NIGGA TOO THATS ON MY MAMA NIGGA .. she gotta jump I’ll reach to postal whip ya CUNT.

[dumbbitchfrommars]

its times like this, when im up in bed at 12am, irritated and worked up over a situation that has passed and rightfully PISSED ME OFF... WWKD?

What Would Karen Do?

im such a pushover. im such a people pleaser. i am doing things that benefit people - maybe people who are earning fucking commission or maybe people who are genuinely just not right in the head and fucking haters - at my own detriment. when in reality, in all fucking truth, i would like to be selfish for once in my life. i would like to put myself first. i would like my needs to be met and come first. and i would like to not be fucking BLINDSIDED AND TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF. that bitch at dusk will meet her fucking maker. i have officially sent all my spirit guides and angels to reign hell on her fucking existence. but to be fair - it probably is already shit enough as it is. stupid dumb fucking bitch. who told you you could take advantage of ME? you dumb white trash whore. jealous of me? racist much? hate me cause im prettier than you? or just assuming i have more money than you... because i was never well off and learned how to work FUCKING HARD TO TREAT MYSELF. but there is no way in hell or on earth i will just WASTE MY PRECIOUS MONEY BASED ON YOUR LITERAL FUCKING LIES AND DECEPTION. I AM NOT FUCKING HAVING IT YOU DUMB WHORE. I WILL COME IN A REIGN HELL ON YOU!!!!!!!!!

in reality i have damaged the product and likely wont get a refund. but i will get my $10 back. im not joining some stupid fucking rewards program that benefits me in 0 fucking way. stupid bitch. stupid lying slut. i should have never asked you for a birthday deal. im stupid for thinking id be treated well on my birthday. ighruzegrsjkbzrgdhjkSEFGhkhjkrwh

im so angry. i want to go first thing tomorrow morning to be honest. but i have plans. but this is gonna be bothering me all day. ugh. ugh. ughuigrhri;gjeijbg; maybe i should get the girls together for backup and we all go together. now that would show her. esp if she was doing it because shes racist. ooooh girl will i make you wish you were dead. that youd never messed with a divinely protected brown queen like me.

god is teaching me a huge lesson about speaking out for myself. this is just simply NOT sustainable for me anymore. i need to protect myself cause no one else will. no one else ever has. and i refuse to let my life suffer because of it. i deserve to be a princess. i deserve to be selfish. i deserve to come first. i deserve to get special treatment. because im fucking special. yes, my existence makes you angry. it should. cause it means im doing something very right and youre doing something so wrong that you hate to be made fucking aware of it. grrrrrrrrrrr

[loveissilentlyworthit]

Just because I'm her boyfriend doesn't mean you could just ignore me. Kau boleh je tegur awek aku tapi aku jugak kau palau. I don't bite honestly but you treat me like I didn't exist. I'm saying this because I'm concerned of you. Look, we may not talk each other or know how much you have been going through but you need to stop hanging with the thought that people always ignore you. That's guilt tripping, and I know you guilt trip me and its not nice. If that's how you want me to open up to you first before you open up first to me, fine. Let me help you. We all have limited social batteries and its fine, but never give up to open up to someone. Look, no one likes being a cuck, we both ain't overly jealous type but me and my gf are always cool to each other whichever boys and girls we interact, as long as we don't let our dick and pussy being used or stolen by anyone else, and to say my dick belongs to my girl and her pussy belongs to me. That's a straightforward thing to say. I don't believe in fitnah or fake posts or whatever but as long as we clarify and confirm.

Honestly, I had faith within you that you can still vibe with people you can trust the most, but it seems that you threw it all away. You keep bitching that you can't speak English and have a language barrier just because you're bad at speaking English. Look, I don't care how broken or fluent your English is. Speak simple English is still fine buddy as long as I can still understand you and yes, some words in English can cause some certain double meanings and words that will gaslight, whether it's intentional or not. You ended up being a typical clout chaser and that's why you yourself guilt trip people for not being so communicative with you. And oh don't give me those words like "you all are always speaking in English, speak Malay guys, I'm sick of speaking with you all in English" Like are those really nice things to say to people since most nerds in ACG community speak English? You literally have no idea in the business world that people speak English as their secondary language. You can't make up an excuse for this. All I heard is that you have a lot of problems getting along with Chinese ACG friends. And I'm sorry to say this you sounded more like you're the racist one here.

Ni dah ibarat org dah cakap depan kat kau and tegur kau sebab diaorg sayang kau, tapi kau buat masuk telinga kanan, keluar telinga kiri. Masa awek aku tegur and wave hi dekat kau and aku pun sekali, kau tak nak open up and tegur aku. Kau ingat aku ni jenis overprotective and overjealous kalau awek aku bergambar and approach any male or female friends? Takde, aku relax je. Awek aku pun faham aku sama. Aku jalan ngan awek aku pun kau palau. I have friends that aren't in my gf's circle and there are friends from my gf's circle that aren't in me. Memang lah aku dah lama tak datang event sebab aku nak prioritize diri aku, kau ingat aku dah lupa bendul tak ingat semua if not all? Stop playing dumb. Aku tengok timeline kau banyak post depressed, terlebih kejar clout lah kau ni. No wonder ada satu dua account kau deactivate sebab kau acting immature and think the world revolves around you. Aku nampak ada satu account je yg active dekat kau on muka buku and cepat kilo, cuma rajin tukar nama and username. Aku harap you find solace, hope and change within you. Please, stop with all of that clout chasing and stop saying "macam kau kenal sangat semua pasal aku". Think back and fix what's wrong with you.

[angeldiaries777]

being pretty and my opinions on being pretty in the influncer./celeb world don't read if you are a dumb bitch that doesnt understand what i am trying to say without being offended literally unfollow me if you deeply investigate anything i post this blog isnt for you.

continuation: same with like kpop idols for example now i don't know much about k pop other than the fact they all have eating disorders but most of the band members in a kpop band were literally just average looking asian/korean people that are thin. and i also notice how a lot of them have plastic surgery. without the hair extensions and makeup plus outfits and dances they're not like drop dead gorgeous or anything special even after the botched plastic surgery like if rose from blackpink was a random girl walking down the street i wouldnt think twice about it like love her style but she looks like a normal person. and don't even get me started on people who call people pretty just because they don't see them as a threat its actually funny. like just because shes black or overweight it doesnt make her pretty yknow? and i am not even racist or mean like at all its very funny though. oh and don't get me started on the instagram girl influncers that are all the same person. like i am sorry but being pretty isnt just putting on lipgloss and lip syncing to a sza song. self proclaimed pretty girls make me laugh tbh like no no one is jealous i promise just because your little friends or mommy told u that u were pretty doesnt make u pretty.

[dodgerevansce]

A Ahahaha what a joke of the day

Tell me why does people like them think we are jealous of ABBA who stripped herself in front billions of views on Instagram and had sex in her movies. Jealous of that little tramp. She is joke of century she is lazy person who can't even act for shit she first used Lucas bravo, then the old directors and producers for casting in pt and now him. She has no looks. She completely dumb and racist fake bitch also she can go lick megan mommy LA Puss. And then says on podcast I wish I was hidden ya go hide yourself in PT forever and dont even come out she only comes out in Hollywood when she needs work

jealous….. of what,babe?

[haitanisbug]

An one more thing bc I’m a hater tonight, I cannot stand CANNOT STAND ppl who were born in the south lived a great part of their life here and then move to a northern state. Y’all have the worst opinions, have this weird sense of superiority and ultimately you’re just dumb as fuck.

[therealtsk]

tsk i’m DYING to hear your play-by-play on which worm characters have dumb fanon interpretations

UH OH YOU JUST OPENED THE FLOODGATES so the short answer is pretty much every major character but I am a high-effort bitch so let's do this: Taylor Hebert: jfc, I could probably hit a word count limit talking about Taylor alone. First you have the dumb as shit TINO (Taylor In Name Only) phenomenon where people just straight up SI as Taylor but pretend it's her and she's basically a different person wearing Taylor's skin like an ill-fitting suit. Then there's the Memetic Escalator Taylor interpretation where Taylor's Warlord era characterization is flanderized so hard that she turns into her world's version of Doomguy where her response to literally everything is ultra violence, mutilation and torture and she can totally beat up anyone you guys hahah coin sock goes brrrrr you go brutalize those totally deserving victims queen. And then there's shy, stuttering, soft spoken "useless lesbian" Taylor which is not as common but still, fuckin straight men and the way they infantize gay women. Taylor is perhaps the most consistently inconsistent characterization I've seen in fandom, it's fucking wild Lisa Wilbourn: Has two fanon settings. Taylor's best friend who exists solely to give exposition and get the "Stop Coil" subplot rolling (occasional gay subtext will be added in a way that feels fetishy) Or, the evil bitchy blonde who is first target of the SI. I constantly wonder if the people who write the frankly masturbatory SI's are aware that we can tell they're still bitter about girls not dating them in highschool. Brian: basically does not exist in fic aside from the occasional joke cause racism and also because of how popular wlw ships are in Worm fandom. you deserve better dude Alec: has a few token appearances in wormfic fandom that usually have him as the comic relief alongside Aisha, which might actually be for the best considering he's a rapist and the Worm fandom's uhhhh tendencies. Moving on- Aisha: prankster girl that alt!Taylor will adopt as a younger sibling. hopefully is not part of the totally-not-a-harem considering she's even younger then the rest of these teens Bitch: Another girl to fall into alt!Taylor's definitely-not-a-harem, but with more butch tendencies. Basically has no personality in fanon outside of her dogs Parian: SHE DOESN'T HAVE A SHOP FFS also another member of Taylor's totally-not-a-harem Flechette: yeah it's a harem Sophia: holy shit you think Brian's bad? The racism in pretty much every fanon depiction of Sophia is off the charts. Hyper-violent, super edgy, "predator/prey" speech inbound, will get humilated/killed in some new, supposedly satisfying but actually just deeply uncomfortable way, probably throw in some E88 shit too just because Emma: again, do the writers know we can tell they're still malding over the fact that the pretty girls in highschool didn't date them? fanon emma is pretty much a cardboard cut out of whoever was mean to the author. something something bitches three Madison: in fanon has a C53 fetish, occasionally is also Browbeat. don't ask why Victoria: gets hit with the blonde stereotypes even harder then Lisa, "Collateral Damage Barbie" is one of the phrases that activates my flight or fight responses. she basically is an entirely different character in fanon. bubbly dumb blonde girl with a massive temper and well other sexist bullshiit Amy: I hate even touching this character with a ten foot pole but basically is hit with the "soft useless lesbian" trope hard enough to make her into a completely separate person from her canon self. whether or not this is a good thing is still up for debate Carol: in fanon, an evil bitch who exists solely to bully Amy Mark: who? The rest of New Wave: cannon fodder for Leviathan Danny Hebert: literally stale milk instead of a personality, will probably die before the fic is over but we won't care because the author did not care either Armsmaster: hahaha robotman go brrrr or is an arrogant self-aggrandizing shit, can't interact with people without Dragon helping him 24/7 Miss Militia: fanon bat'd into team mom,

idk where this came from considering her first instinct upon seeing children is to pull out a gun holy shit wait is she actually Taylor's true mom- Velocity: canon fodder for levi Battery & Assault: sitcom wife, sitcom husband! please ignore how fucked up this relationship is if you look at it for more than two seconds Dauntless: haha armsy is JEALOUS also cannon fodder for levi Triumph: who? The BB wards in general tend to be incredibly bland, the only ones who have fanon personalities of note are Clockblocker and Vista. The former being such a huge prankster that every other line is a joke- or him complaining about how BULLSHIT Alt!Taylor's powers are. Vista is an angry kiddo who says that Shadow Stalker doesn't count as being a girl on the team The E88: no personality for any of them except that Kaiser is noble and really isn't that bad and also Purity did nothing wrong totally she's just a hot mom trying to do her best, please ignore how she exclusively targets characters of color and literally calls white criminals more civilized than miniorities- the worm fandom has something of a nazi problem i hate it here The ABB: racism and honorable samurai lung even though that has no canon basis so again, racist stereotypes The Slaughterhouse 9: This one makes me just as sad as the Lisa shit because dear god this is such a good cast of villains that fanon completely flattens to bowling pins for the Alt!Taylor of the week to mow down, why does this fandom suck so much. Anyway Jack is just the Joker, Crawler is masochistic, etc i'm moving on now The PRT/Protectorate as a whole: They are an evil paramilitary organization that pressgangs kids into signing up to become child soldiers, and somehow at the same time, they are a bunch of idiots who listen to the PR department and have stupid things like RULES that prevent capes from COMMITTING VIOLENCE. Being called "the biggest gang of all" is common and some shit like "at least the criminals are honest" is a likely statement. Cauldron: whoo boy this one really boils my blood but fanon Cauldron are just a bunch of evil idiots who can't even tie their shoelaces. basically a bunch of dudebros are upset that women run the world and that two of them essentially have "I win" powers so they have to make them lose to their SI- er, Taylor in fics so they can assuage their masculinity, which totally isn't pathetic Scion: Is at once the end all be all of worm you can't write a wormfic without scion or else it's TOTALLY MEANINGLESS because what is the point of a story if all the characters are going to DIE in a few years anyway, and at the same time is incredibly easy to defeat- this ties into how Cauldron is stupid. Scion Truthers pls shut up and go read something else okay I think that's everyone I would apologize but the only thing I'm sorry for is how messy this is

[silver-wield]

Since #they are talking about condoms and similarities and all that... What is the similarity between Aerith and toilet paper? They are both left to sink in the water after being used. 😯 Anyway, Silver even if you don't agree with this ask, respond to it so #they can see it. I'm REALLY tired of them being disgusting pos and getting away with it and Clotis not saying anything in return because "we are better people" LOL well, I'm not. :)

Wait what? I stopped paying attention to anything they said and since I'm blocked I don't see anything anyway.

Did they compare Tifa to a condom?!

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

This shit is exactly why I stepped back from twitter. Wtf is wrong with them?! I'm so beyond tired of them being hateful shitbags. I'm also tired of clotis indulging it by spreading that shit all over our own tags and timelines. I get not letting them get away with it, but it's honestly so exhausting having to see the same hateful rancid shit over and over again.

The cult are a bunch of jealous bitches. Fact. When CCR ruins their Christmas they'll respond by being more hateful. When Rebirth ruins their Christmas next year they'll still be hateful. When part three doesn't indulge their insanity they'll still be hateful. I'm sick of giving them attention. They haven't played the game. We proved they haven't played the game. They're ignorant, racist, sexist misogynistic ableist antisemitic pos heinous excuses for human beings. I'm pretty sure everybody knows it now. There's no war, just a load of corpses spewing toxic gas as they rot. Acting like that's worth attention is just dumb imo.

[barnabasthebarmy]

im going to shit on all the hp protagonists lmao

harry:

- biggest martyr complex ever

- thinks he’s the only one that’s allowed to be in danger and makes every single fucking thing about him

- always feeling guilty and shit

- stubborn as fuck

- zero sense of self preservation and terrible at thinking things through

ron:

- insecure, jealous, tactless, lazy

- the whole thing with “i’d rather ho alone than with eloise midgen” was a No. also the lavender situation. also fleur. this man just doesn’t know how to be with a woman.

hermione:

- fussy and frigid

- “oh my god i definitely failed!!! oh wait i got an outstanding? i mean, i guess i did alright...”

- literally worships dumbledore

- so self righteousness. can’t admit she’s wrong. looks down on luna and doesn’t take harry’s theories seriously (ex: draco and the hallows)

ginny:

- exclusion issues (middle child complex on the youngest child. seriously this bitch was the youngest and only daughter but still needed more attention lmfao)

- low key rude and very quick to insult/hex someone

- was a bitch to fleur

- ok we get it !! you’re a tomboy and not like other girls !! jesus christ

molly:

- coddling, CONTROLLING AS FUCK, overbearing

- bad temper and can’t take a joke

- cares too much about grades, rules, and authority

- was such a BITCH to sirius oh my god i absolutely hate her for that and it was all because she wanted harry for herself like ?? girl. again: see “overbearing”

- and misogynistic. she wouldn’t let ginny ride a broom and always gave her the more “feminine” chores ?? not to mention that whole thing with not accepting bill’s decision to marry fleur

authur:

- pushover

neville:

- inferiority complex

luna:

- kind of a pain to have a serious conversation with tbh

hagrid:

- this son of a bitch got into so much shit because of his absolute incompetence. he made three eleven year olds BREAK THE LAW to take care of HIS OWN PROBLEM (the dragon) and when they got in trouble and became literal OUTCASTS he DIDNT EVEN SAY SORRY???? then he consistently left more of his own issues for harry&co to fix because he just can’t do anything on his own (aragog, buckbeak, gwarp, etc)

- a child. always bursts out crying randomly and doesn’t have any common sense. he’s so dumb it’s exhausting.

lily:

- bad judgement of character in the beginning when she was friends with snape lmao and her stubbornness made her stick with him even though he was a racist little shit

- self righteous and hypocritical (depends on fic you read)

sirius:

- reckless, impulsive, stubborn, arrogant

- tries too hard at not trying (or he’s just effortlessly cool)

- we get it you have major mommy and daddy issues !

- the prank.. yeah.

james:

- same shit as sirius

- arrogant toe rag who’s always messing up his hair and showing off with his stupid snitch :)

- prejudiced against slytherins

- (ok he bullied snape. but that’s not a flaw. it just makes james more perfect bc FUCK SNAPE)

remus:

- literally scared of happiness (when he left tonks after she got pregnant... no)

- i’m still mad at him for thinking sirius could betray james?? but that’s mostly just rowling’s bad writing so

i’m not counting dumbledore or snape as protagonists and i have WAY too much shit to say about them so they’re not in this post. fuck dumbledore. and fuck snape. (also fuck draco malfoy, who’s obviously an antagonist and not in this post either)

[zumpietoo]

Liar Vick-Dick and Snorty, Sittin’ in a Tree

Gee-A-Ess-El-Eye-Gee-H-Tee!!!

Ummm...first off, why so convinced it’ll be BH? As we saw, PP can’t control her unprofessional ass, Cole’s unspeakably uncomfortable working with her (since it equals gross sexual harassment for him and he is a person, with rights)---and he keeps shooting it down, HARD, in interviews. 

Honestly, I might hate VD, but they’re much moar likely endgame....especially since RAS now has the opportunity for the BAV (and R) triangle he’s been itching to do all along. 

VD actually DID reconcile, BH didn’t, so not sure what “pieces here and there” are being alluded to...

Dude, they did NOT break up anybody for the horror thing. All of this was planned and filmed well before that. Stop fucking lying and pulling shit to gaslight with from your ass.

Also, Netflix essentially funds the show----there’s also merchandise, etc

Because they didn’t and there never was, Snorty. Sorry that you’re so fucking dumb, a Qanon level conspiracy theorist, etc.

Nobody GAF and that you didn’t get your own fanfics is your own problem.

Ummm....BH had multiple opportunities to reconnect for 7 years. Slizzy, again, CHOSE not to reconcile and be a cuntwipe. Actually, Jabi DID thrive, their love defeated possession. Or are you saying the same bitch who runs around offing peeps in the Dale, wouldn’t be possessed? Cuz dude, Tabs’s possessed behavior looked like a better than usual Tuesday for Slizzy. In the DALE.

Also, dumbass, Tabitha was never “jealous” of Jug’s work. She was uncomfortable with being goaded by Slizzy, etc. She’s been consistently shown as deeply supportive of him. Actually, we’ve seen Slizzy be very much jealous (and shitty about) Jug’s accomplishments. 

Liar. Plus whole point was they were both OOC due to possession. 

Douchie murdered Vermin, she konked him on the head (and worked to groom him) so he could be murdered. Yeah, they clearly would.

Jug wouldn’t be Douchie’s best man in that scenario? We already know he would’ve been. If anything, it would’ve been a vastly less awkward situation. And yeah, actually, it all would’ve absolutely flown in the same manner. JUst Jug would’ve suggested Slizzy or even Pinkle....

They diverged from dick, only dumb shipper morons like yourselves keept insisting this.

And not being “dragged out” is where the show’s headed. No Pinkle for a good long while, either. 

In fact, what you’re missing is this was the way to give all you assholes a bone. And you’re too fucking dumb to grasp that.

No they found a way to work in Pinkle, so those lunatics would STFU, too. It wasn’t that, tho. I think they’ll put them together only because they largely suck and the actresses suck, etc

To your other points:

VD - both either legit killed each other/helped kill

BH - Vale Jug looked ready to puke, preferred a life in seclusion than listening to her crocodile tears, was fine with Barfie marrying. Slizzy isn’t remotely “in his heart”, Snorty. Narrator and Writer Jug love Tabs AND viewed her as a literal angle. Slizzy was consistently a violent, annoying slut.

Pinkle got a past lives one. Jabit actually got a very romantic story line. 

Just find it interesting you refuse to see that. And are a disgusting racist

[banhchao]

Around last year, I had a white girl here impersonate an infamous blog with a disgusting Asian men fetish and racist and misogynistic hate of Asian women (because she too shared the same disgusting views) and beg for my forgiveness on her behalf. When I refused to (as the og blog said vile and dehumanizing shit about Asian women because she was jealous), this girl proceeded to cry crocodile tears and said that I should be happy cause nonexistent ppl threw rocks at her and her nonexistent asian bf. She lied and made herself the victim when she was pretending to be someone that had said harmful shit about ppl like me because she thought the og person deserved forgiveness and that I should feel bad if I didn’t give it. What’s even worse was that she was continuing to post the most racist and misogynistic shit about Asian women on her impersonator blog (ex. Slut-shaming, calling us ugly, dumb, arrogant, angry bitches) while she was talking to me, an asian woman.

This white girl would also constantly ask me if white women or men were worse. When I told her that both as a class were just as bad as each other just in different ways, she refused to take no as an answer. She already had determined in her mind that white women were the ultimate victims (mind you, she said awful things about asian women out of probable jealousy). When she couldn’t convince me, she pretended to be a white man with an Asian fetish and sent me hate about white women to drive home her point. I saw thru it obviously. She even went so far as to call me fat (which isn’t an insult tho I know she meant it as one) and bitch under this false pretense not giving a shit about my boundaries because she would rather that I be insulted by a pretend white man and at least convince me white women as a class suffer than me refuse to sympathize with her white women tears. her victim complex outweighed all.

She would ask me about racism against asian ppl and Kpop but never listen to me, an actual asian person when I disagreed with her. When I called out her asian male fetish she wouldn’t listen and constantly denied it even tho she was constantly infantilizing and generalizing asian men off of stereotypes. She would pretend she cared about our issues and our ppl but would still send triggering shit, caring only about herself and not the person on the receiving end. She would even pretend to be a poc just to add more “legitimacy” to her points.

I told her to stop using the c-slur and she wouldn’t. she once tried to bait me into checking out an asian women fetish blog when I had previously told her I got anxious when I was seen as a fetish - all to convince me of this false claim that asian women were more desired than white women, thus more seemingly more privileged. She would complain that white men shat on white women and uplifted asian women and would be blatantly racist and misogynistic to asian women that dated white men (like an MRAsian). She would constantly lie and try to twist the narrative sending me stories about the marginalized groups she hated doing outlandish shit to her to justify her hate of them. She would accuse ppl of being racist and xenophobic when ppl called out the Kpop industry for antiblackness, cultural appropriation, islamophobia, homophobia, racism, misogyny etc. and claimed white Kpop fangirls were the most oppressed for being called out for their fetishes. cause that’s what white women do; they constantly centre themselves.

I knew who she was and blocked her but for some reason the asks kept coming in. I checked on her blog one day to discover she became a TERF. She became one after learning it was the only movement of feminism that truly saw white women as poor little victims even tho we all know that radical feminism benefits white women primarily. It was the only ideology that saw her as the oppressed victim she so DESPERATELY wanted to be. She wanted to be the victim so badly that she would rather spew toxic, vile hate about trans ppl (who are very much marginalized and oppressed, especially when taking into account intersectionality) than just admit her white cishet girl self wasn’t oppressed. After she turned full TERF I finally figured out how to block her asks and got rid of her for good. at that point I knew there was no use of helping her and refused to give any sort of platform to a literal bigot. She now regularly vomits the ugliest transphobic and racist rhetoric... all to victimize her “uwu I’m such a dainty poor white Kpop fangirl and all of the evil trans ppl and poc hate me!” Self.

This white girl cared only about herself and did not give a shit about how her words could impact me. She laid all of her white guilt into me, an asian person, expecting me to carry her burden. And you know what was even more wild?!? I bought into her tears. I was so kind to her and actually used my efforts to be as empathetic as possible to her feelings and yet she still had no respect for my boundaries or feelings despite that. And sometimes she would apologize and insisted she was learning only to turn around and say something racist again. And I know you may be wondering “why didn’t you just turn off Anon?” but at times, she sounded like she needed help as a young person and I actually cared enough to provide what I could. She was a minor so I tried my best to tread carefully and to be empathetic knowing how being young can be difficult. Sometimes I thought I was actually doing some good and that she was actually taking my words to heart. She took advantage of my kindness instead and even felt entitled to it despite me being a total stranger on the internet.

Trust me when I say, white women will go to any length and measure to weaponize their tears and drive home their victim complex to anyone that will fall for their bullshit. Do not trust them.

[iheartbookbran]

Anthony, Penelope, Marina and Colin deserved better...

Beware, rant ahead

Ok I wish I didn’t feel such strong need to continue beating this dead horse but oopsie, I will very much be beating it some more.

Like, my fave books of the Bridgerton series are Anthony’s and Colin’s books, so I’m seething about what they did with their characterizations, Anthony and Penelope in particular, because Colin’s only real sin was being boring, and if you remember how funny he’s in the books it makes me wanna fall on my knees and ask Chris Van Dusen whyyyy omg why would you do something like that to such a dynamic character. So yeah, Colin is boring af and a moron but at least he isn’t an asshole the way show Anthony and Penelope are, and I’ve seen people say that they can always be redeemed in future seasons, if we get them, but that’s exactly my problem, because they never had to be redeemed in the books, to begin with. Penelope more so than Anthony but let me begin by defending my boy.

Is he a jerk sometimes? Sure. Is he actively awful and uncaring towards those close to him, especially his family? Hell no, quite the opposite, in fact. Not to be controversial on main but in the books... he was right in not wanting Daphne to be courted by a man who he knew damn right had no intention of marrying her and as far as he was aware was only making her waste her time, and he was right in demanding Simon pay for compromising her honor. Could he have been more mindful of what Daphne had to say and listened to her wishes? Of course, but considering Simon and Daphne (both in the show and in the books) aren’t exactly masters in communication themselves, Anthony doesn’t come off as the biggest offender in that situation.

What he never did was force Daphne, or any of his sisters really, to do anything; if they didn’t like a guy then that guy was out of their lives no question asked, and he loved them enough to always have their best interests at heart, for his sisters and his brothers, to the point that even though he’s traumatized and thinks he’s gonna die young he’s still willing to get past that to do his duty and marry, because he doesn’t want to pass that burden on to his little brothers (so him deciding to leave all his responsibilities to Benedict so he can fck off with his mistress is... like, a choice lmao). In fact all the subplot with Siena felt like a choice on the writers part, like they truly liked Benedict and Sophie’s story so they just slapped it on Anthony so he could act all sad and sexy while they gave us foreshadowing with the subtlety of a warharmer that he’s ending up with Kate anyways (and that Benedict is ending with Sophie anyways too, so they would be using that storyline twice, unless they do make him bi and fall in love with a man, but maybe that’s too much of ask for this show), so what was Siena’s purpose in the story? Who tf knows not me.

Now Penelope, my god. Yes I know I joke Penny has never done anything wrong in her life, and I still love her, but she was wrong. Very much so. What she did was significantly worse than what Marina did, which I still don’t condone at all. Like yes, I still maintain that Marina tricking Colin into marriage was wrong (and I’ll go later on why that whole subplot was racist af), but what Penelope did could have not only ruined Marina and herself and her sisters reputations, but it was basically condemning an innocent unborn child to a life in the streets, that’s messed up. Even if Marina was rose-coloring her potential life with Colin and he might have grown to resent her, at least the baby would’ve been alright. And my problem with that whole subplot is that all of it was resolved so neatly, with Sir Phillip sweeping in to save the day so we don’t have to actually see what Penelope’s actions could have caused, but the implications are still very much there.

And I’m cracking my mind trying to figure out whether the showrunners just... really hate Colin’s book and Penelope as a character so they’re trying to inflict some kind of character assassination on her so they can get away with writing him off with another person without causing much outrage, or if they just thought there wasn’t enough ~drama~ or stakes on their book so they have to add them, and give him some kind of bullshit tragic romantic past to explain why he doesn’t want to marry, whereas in the books, the reason he doesn’t marry anyone is because he doesn’t feel like it, and that’s ok, there’s no need for every character to have a tragic backstory and to be riddled with angst; Colin is that character, he’s an easy going guy who’s just not interested in marriage until he falls in love with Penny AND THAT’S VALID, just because he doesn’t have the most complex motivations out there doesn’t mean he isn’t a compelling character. The stakes in his story after he discovers Penny is Whistledown are, as he points out, that she has insulted so many people there’s no way some of them wouldn’t want to retaliate if word came out, and he cares for her and doesn’t want her to get hurt (there’s also a dumb part about him being secretly jealous of her accomplishments as Whistledown, but thankfully he gets over that pretty quickly).

But while I am on that, it is true that Penelope wrote some uncharitable things about the mean people around her, but she never ever ruined someone’s reputation, let alone endanger the future of a child. Was she a bitch sometimes? Yeah, but she was also kind to a lot of people and her criticism was never unwarranted and never did more damage than maybe annoy a couple of girls like Cressida. I just hate the idea of this needing to turn into some sort of ~redemption arc~ for Penelope because, again, in the books she really didn’t have to make up for anything, definitely not to Colin, who was actually the one who had to do much of the heavy lifting in their relationship when he realized that he literally slept on her for years.

And now regarding Marina, like yes, she was wrong and I stand by that statement (but not as wrong as Penelope), but tbh I find it hard to be mad at her when they gave her such a racist storyline, as the scheming woc who gets pregnant out of wedlock and then tries to seduce the innocent white man, until the virtuous white girl needs to step up to save him. At least that’s what I thought initially as the writers intention, but honestly I’m not so sure anymore, I doubt they will continue to write her and Colin as a couple otherwise they would’ve bothered to show them interacting outside of her manipulating him and him acting like a bumbling idiot, the most sincere moment they had together was when he comforted her about the lie, but by that time this bitch (me) was empty and didn’t give a shit anymore. Literally all their other interactions where shown through Penelope’s POV to let us know she was sad, and Colin’s most significant scenes where again... with Penelope (because it isn’t as if he has a family and his own moments in the books outside of being an object for Penelope to pine after).

And as I said before, Marina had a—relatively—happy ending: married to a man she doesn’t love (just as she didn’t love Colin) but who will treat her right and care for her and her child in comfort. Is arguably a better ending than if she’d married Colin because now she doesn’t have to go through the trouble of explaining things to her new husband and run the risk of him resenting her forever. Phillip may not love her but he knows who he’s marrying and why he’s marrying her. That’s literally the same fate Marina had in the books, and it makes me wonder why, oh why would the writers do that.

Why create such a contrived plot to give a character who appears in one(1) chapter of an 8 books series then promptly dies, all at the expense of the characterization of one of the most beloved heroines of said books series? Why would you write this racist storyline for a character whose fate is dying? And now I’m horrified at the repercussions that can come with Marina committing su*cide like in canon, because the implications would be that Penelope would be responsible for it (and I hate the idea of blaming one person for the su*cide of another, fictional or otherwise, is harmful and we need to be careful with making such implications), which would make her even less redeemable or like, likable in general. Not to mention that would be like putting the final racist nail in Marina’s coffin by giving her that ending.

It makes me wonder, seriously, if Chris Van Dusen hated Romancing Mister Bridgerton that much, if he loathed the idea of writing a fat character finding love and getting sex that much. I just wanna know why lmfao.

[queen-haq]

Billy boy being a dumb bitch. He always messes up🙄. Love that you included the differences in political opinion of the reader. Really shows the different thinking of non racist white person and an actual poc. I am so glad you described the intricacies of such in your story, gives both the reader and Billy's character depth.

Lol. He does mess up, but he's learning. As for their political differences, it had to come up since I really wanted this to be an authentic story. Billy's never really had to consider something like this before but now he's in a relationship with a woman who lives with these things on a daily basis. He can no longer keep his eyes shut to how the world operates when you’re not a white male. Also, he never actually admitted to signing the contract. He just threw a fit because she was all Roger, Roger, Roger and we know how Billy gets when he's jealous. Lol. Anyway, thank you so much for the feedback. This was part of the planned plot from the very beginning but I knew it wouldn't necessarily be palatable to all.