#jazz bees

[podsontour]

Lads on Tour Episode 31 – Apples & Bears

Meet me up the apples and bears, yeah? Episode 31 is here, it’s possibly our most chaotic episode yet. 

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[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

big bro jazz

[yuukirita]

Jazz and Arcee ship it

Also you can tots imagine Optimus bend down to talk to people cuz he's not used to being tall. That and he prob keeps hitting his head on things.

[xx-sketchy-xx]

lol, this song came back to haunt me, and Joy just doesn’t want to leave, so here’s a nice smash combo of the two… I might make a pink pony club version lol

Here’s the unshaded version cause I actually liked it a lot xD

[beemochi-art]

No. there isn’t a full version of any of this.

Ultra Magnus has not a clue what is happening. Neither do I

There will never be a nsfw account … I just liked these doodles

[devilart2199-aibi]

Some Autobot Humanformers! :3 ✨️

[xyumichux]

Found this screenshot of jazz and prowl and thought it looked familiar lol 🤔

[feiramie]

y’all I’m in my TFOne brain rot and guess what. GUESS WHAT.

I need more socially deprived B-127. I need this boy to suffer from his long time of isolation. I NEED him talking to himself or speaking out loud about his own thoughts because he’s so used to it. I need him to talk to people that aren’t there like Steve and when he notices people giving him looks, he starts to wonder whether he’s actually crazy because now he has real people to compare himself with . But he doesn’t really care because now he has friends right? He’s with people. He’s not alone. Things are better. Until his thoughts get so loud about everything that changed and happened that no matter how much he talks they don’t drown out anymore.

I want B-127 to be younger than the others, but failed every job so quickly that he got put into sub-level 50 really early in his life- before he had the chance to gain any real friends or any life experience.

I want him to get the impression that Optimus/Orion is acting like Bee is D-16 because he misses his friend, and maybe that is true somewhat (Optimus doesn’t realise he’s doing it) and Bee can be there for Optimus until he can’t anymore because he’s not D-16.

Overall I kinda just want some angst ngl. Ig I gotta write it.

[cozzzynook]

Hi

Thought I'd give your ask a try. I love dad Optimus and son Bumblebee.

How do you think dad Optimus reacts to Bee's potential partners?

It depends on the partners honestly.

- if the partners are both Jazz and Prowl, he’s hesitant but gives approval.

- Optimus pulls Jazz aside and Prowl both together and alone and make it very clear he will use rank and force to make their spark’s miserable if they hurt his bitlet mech in any way.

- He tells Prowl in so many words he will make the stoic mech lose composure and shows Jazz that even if he is a beast in the field, he is no Optimus Prime.

- Of course Bumblebee never finds out, he just happily sits on his sires lap and tells him about his day and how happy he is while the others know just how terrifying Optimus really is as he smiles looking at the two who are statue still failing to look unfazed.

- If its Tarn trying to get with Bee Optimus does not care about peace nor does he care about being civil or having honor. He will make sure Tarn knows to never set pede near his bitlet again. Megatron does not do anything to stop Optimus, he warned his troops, they should’ve listened.

- Oddly if its Soundwave and Shockwave Optimus is down right pissed but does nothing to stop it. Bee is in his rebellious phase and he hopes it will end soon. He bites his glossa in hopes it will be over soon and Bee will pick a nice autobot he approves of. Bee does not. Optimus almost rips his finials off when he sees Bee taking care of Shockwave and Soundwaves sparklings Rumble and Frenzy. They look like a family pod and he wishes it would stop. Its Ratchet that pats his shoulder armor and tells him to look at the bright side, “he’s well protected. Those sparklings nearly offlined a mech for trying to touch him. What do you think Shockwave and Soundwave will do?” Optimus isn’t so against it after that, after all- anything goes to protect his bitlet.

- Optimus out right refuses for Bee to Starscream which leads to Bee running off and Optimus leaking coolant chasing after him. Optimus does NOT want anything to come of this and he can’t live a peaceful life cycle knowing his bitlet is mated to Starscream of all mechas. Until he sees how loving and genuine Starscream can be. He’s still a menace and a scrap screamer with everybot else but for Bee he’s at least tame, bare-able and sweet sparked.

- Optimus honestly puts the least amount of pressure on Thundercracker. He’s civil, plans things, looks at the bigger picture, is not Starscream or the little menace Skywarp. And he easily sees how smitten Thuncracker is about Bee. He didn’t put up much fight when he saw Bee returning those feelings and didn’t object when Thundercracker asked to spark bond with Bee. When TC is seen cuddling with Bee Optimus forgets TC is a decepticon who should not be relaxing in an autobot base with his bitlet wrapped in a blanket in recharge on his chassis while said seeker writes a play dedicated to his bitlet….Optimus actually doesn’t mind this. His bitlet is happy so he is happy.

- last but not least if its Blitzwing…Primus help them. Its every creators worst nightmare to know their sweet, precious gremlin bitlet is being courted by the likes of Blitzwing. The afthole seeker turned triple changer who courts his bitlet in some of the sweetest and most chaotic ways imaginable. Blitzwing draws countless images of Bumblebee in recharge, fueling, fighting and gazing at the stars. He would think it sweet if it weren’t the triple changer he saw half devour a mech for touching his bitlet inappropriately. The only reason he stopped was because Bee demanded him. Optimus was NOT fond of Blitzwing asking for Bumblebee’s servo and spark. Nor was he fond of how gentle Blitzwing could be with his bitlet when it was just the two of them. Optimus will deny stalking them he simply had the same route as they did. Even when he looked through their shared home and watched as Blitzwing made fuel for the both of them every lunar cycle without fail because apparently it was his love language.

-Optimus definitely didn’t break down leaking coolant the moment his bitlet said he was in love and spark bonded to Blitzwing. And no, Optimus didn’t hold Bee hostage in his arms leaking because he didn’t want to let his little bitlet go. He did no such thing.

Basically Dad optimus is protective and wants only the best for his baby bot while also being emotional.

☺️🍉🇵🇸🇨🇩🇾🇪🇭🇹

[popiplant]

im never finishing this drawing . throws it at u

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momlita

[megaemprezzz]

Uhhhh random chase head canons cause yeah....

Also the whole family tree discussion. I GENUINELY DON'T KNOW WHY QUICKSHADOW AND CHASE REMIND ME OF SIBLINGS.

[beemochi-art]

Jazz- *cough cough*……worth it

You are a whore for your husband Prowl just except it.

[mrmeepsmadmind]

bee's protective nature over anyone persists even as a ghost & i think he sometimes forgets or doesn't care that only star can see him (sadly no touch tho) & will start shouting & angrily try standing between people who are mad at starscream even tho he can't be seen, he just wants to try & help anyways bcs STOP IT >:(!! BE NICE !!!! cried the ghost no one can hear or see except for the poor guy getting yelled at & trying to overhear the conversation over bee's frantic rebuttals while trying to discreetly let bee know it's ok while ALSO trying not to look Insane .

continued attempt at a 4am drawn doodle comic below

i might draw detailed later but yeah i just wanted to give yall this headcanon bcs i love starbee so much... the nagging wives finally finding their true loves... another nagging wife.

' you .. do know only i can hear and see you, unfortunately, right? or are you starting to go loopy, because i don't need another insane figure haunting me. I have enough already, as you can try and fail to imagine, little bee . '

' trust me, im Well aware .. of everything you just said . .. but i just. i couldn't just Stand there and do Nothing while someone talked to you like You were Nothing . that's not the autobot way. that's not- my way . '

' . . . '

[minwabus]

What do you mean text shitposts don't count as doing character studies?

[un-ionizetheradlab]

when i scroll through a potential mutual's blog to see if they support my people's right to exist