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stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide

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Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

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Holy shit this is so cool.

Okay, so.

A meteorite landed in eastern Canada. It landed in somebody's front yard. It landed on somebody's front porch. And it was picked up by their doorbell camera.

It constitutes the first time humanity has ever gotten an audio recording of a meteorite striking Earth.

It's like a very rattly gunshot. You can kind of hear how rough and granular it is. The landing surface helped, I'm sure.

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Me: Wow I had so many panic attacks last night and I don't feel rested at all. In fact I feel as though nothing good will ever happen to me again. Floating Purple Seahorse That Appears To Me When I Haven't Slept In Multiple Days: you didn't take your meds yesterday because your phone was dead when your alarm would have gone off Me: Oh shit you're right. Thank you, Floating Purple Seahorse. FPSTATMWIHSIMD: also everyone you care about will die someday Me: Could have done without that reminder FPSTATMWIHSIMD: you don't own me

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"frankenstein was this name of the doctor" this "um actually" that WRONG!! victor frankenstein was an emotionally unstable college student building a body in his apartment and we would do well to remember that. that man did NOT have a doctorate, that man had Issues

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Tick-tock, Sixer

Alternate versions below

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anyone up for a ghoul backstory

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"im a top" "im a bottom" ok we'll ive spent the night dancing, im drunk i suppose, if it looks like im laughing im really just asking to leave this alone

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What is a Wizard, if not an Old Man Magical Girl?

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Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!

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I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

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i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever

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usb-c is like a cloaca for computers

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I should not watch another episode, watching another episode is the bedtime killer

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blackout sober