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Gun Girls
Jaune: There are Gun Girls, and there are Gun Girls.
Jaune: There are many differences between the two, but they both contain one thing in common.
Jaune: I want to fuck the Gun Girls.
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Blake: I'm a gun girl! That mean's he wants to fuck me!
Yang: I have two guns, he wants to fuck me more than you!
Emerald: Well I have two guns, but mine are bigger than yours so, ha!
Pyrrha: Step aside girls, I have a rifle, he'll want to fuck a real woman~!
Ruby: I have a sniper rifle! That's a bigger reason to fuck me!
May: He'll want me because I have a sniper rifle, and more womanly assets than you~!
: Ladies~!
The group turn to see, Coco posing seductively in her underwear with her minigun.
Coco: Get on my level~!
RBYPME: ...
Ruby: FUCK!
#rwby#jaune arc#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#pyrrha nikos#ruby rose#may zedong#coco adel#emerald sustrai#jaune x yang#yang x jaune#blake x jaune#jaune x blake#jaune x coco#coco x jaune#may x jaune#jaune x may#ruby x jaune#jaune x ruby#pyrrha x jaune#jaune x pyrrha#rwby arkos#rwby arcshot#rwby knightshade#rwby lancaster#rwby dragonslayer#rwby colourguard
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Ruby/Weiss/Yang/Nora: *cooing over Adrian Cotta-Arc* 😍
Blake: I feel so awkward around Jaune’s nephew… 😰
Pyrrha: At least you’re not dating his uncle! I don’t know what to do with young kids! 😫
Blake: Hold on, didn’t we train for this? What does the Huntress Guidebook say about dealing with young children?
Pyrrha: *opens her Huntress Guidebook* 🤔
Official Huntress Guidebook™️:
#grasp child firmly#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#ruby rose#nora valkyrie#weiss schnee#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#adrain cotta arc#made myself laugh
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Jaune: So I decided to pick up rock climbing. Been training a lot for it.
Yang: Why rock climbing?
Jaune: To please Pyrrha.
Yang: How would that please Pyrrha?
Jaune:…….
Yang:….H-how would that please, Pyrrha?
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In the beacon gym, Yang is doing some curls as jaune walks in.
Yang: Hey, jaune, you're late. I take workouts very seriously, and I need my spotter to be on time.
Jaune: I know, and I'm sorry. I've been helping Pyrrha be assertive about what she wants, and it's backfired slightly.
Yang: haha yeah and what does she want. You to be better with studying?, better care of your sword?, more sturdy defensive position?
Jaune: It's unimportant what she wanted.
*jaune blushes afair bit*
Yang: mmm hmm, that blush seems to be a different story. Sooo what was it that she wanted? Hmm.
Jaune: Yang, can we please just work out.
Yang: Oh, come on, I want to know what pyrrha had you do? If you don't tell me, I'm just gonna keep pestering you until you do, and I'm an older sister. I know how to pester someone.
Jaune: Yang, it's nothing important. Let's just get to working out.
*Jaune turns around to walk to the weight rack, not realizing that it shows off the back of his neck that has a scratch*
Yang: No way, OMG!
*Yang comes bounding up behind jaune.*
Yang: So what were you doing together that caused you too get a scratch on the back of your neck?
Jaune: i... it...it's just a scratch from yesterday's training.
Yang: Nope, that scratch is fresh. So what was Pyrrha having you do?
Jaune: Yang, please let's drop this.
Yang: Wow, now I have to know. Look how about this, I promise on Bumblebee no I promise on Ruby that if you tell me. I won't make fun of you or spread rumors. I won't even tell Blake.
Jaune: Okay, if you're promising on Ruby. I won't tell you everything but I'll give you a hint. Pyrrha scratched me, pulling me into a pair of lips not on her face.
*Jaune is as red as a beet, and yang just stares in shock, looking at him.*
#jaune arc#rwby#yang xiao long#pyrrha nikos#incorrect rwby quotes#arkos#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#slightly not safe for work
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Retracing Steps
Nora: Jaune?
Jaune: *researching*
Nora: Jaune?! Jaune?!!
Jaune: What?
Nora: Jaune I get you and Lewis were friends but he’s gone.
Jaune: I know.
Ren: So what are we looking for? His grave?
Jaune: No. That’s not what I’m looking for.
Emerald: Then what is it?
Jaune: His first draft.
Nora: You mean his book?
Jaune: Yeah. Lewis censored a lot of information. More importantly, his story was based on his diary. I don’t know what happened to him but he still lived in Vacuo or moved. He had to have taken it with him.
Nora: But what’s so important is that you need his book.
Jaune: *silent*
Nora: No. Jaune you’re not thinking– Are you-
Jaune: Slow down. Yes, I’m looking for a way to return to the Ever After. But not for me. For Salem.
Ren: What?
Jaune: When I was in the Ever After, I thought Ascension just meant death. Which it is. However, it’s also about rebirth. Making changes in one’s self.
Emerald: And? What does this have to do with Salem?
Jaune: Think about what Ruby told us. Salem failed to learn the value of life and death. In The Ever After you still die but-
Emerald: Salem’s immortal Jaune.
Jaune: Listen. After you die or are taken by the tree as Ruby described, you are sent to the forger. The forger has the power to create, reforge, and repair you.
Nora: Jaune we fail to see your point.
???: I get it.
Ren: Ruby? When did you and your team-
Ruby: Sorry. I was looking for Jaune a while ago. They were just helping me look. I wanted to talk but that can wait. Jaune, if what I’m guessing is correct then if you find this portal back to The Ever After, you can send Salem there.
Jaune: Yes. However once I find it and see if it works, I need Raven there before sending Salem.
Yang: Why my mom?
Jaune: Her semblance allows her to travel anywhere as long as she has been there before.
Ruby: And unlike the staff, it ignores time and space. That means Raven can easily leave the Ever After without having to go through the door again.
Emerald: Okay. Stop! You keep talking about the Ever After but what about Salem?! What does any of this have to do with beating Salem?!
Ruby: *smile* It’s possible but only a theory. If we send Salem to the Ever After, allowing the tree to take her-
Weiss: Then she ascends.
Blake: Allowing the forger to reset her.
Yang: Leaving her-
Jaune: That’s right. She can be imprisoned or she can return but maybe as… a mortal.
NER: !!!!
Nora: Meaning…
Ren: She can finally be killed.
Ruby: Exactly.
Nora: Yes! Fearless Leader strikes again. *hugs Jaune*
Jaune: Nora, calm down. Besides like Ruby said it’s theoretical. And even so, she could come back maybe stronger than before.
Weiss: Maybe. But still-
Yang: It’s better than nothing.
Jaune: *continues his research*
Ruby: Hey, can you all leave for a minute? I want to talk to Jaune alone.
NER and WBY: *leave*
Jaune: *sigh*
Ruby: I’m… I’m… I’m sorry.
Jaune: For what?
Ruby: For what happened on the bridge?
Jaune: *stops what he’s doing for a second*
Ruby: I… I figured out what happened. Put two and two together. And… I’m sorry.
Jaune: *continues working* Just promise this. Don’t be like them.
Ruby: Like who?
Jaune: Pyrrha. Penny. And Alyx.
Ruby: I don't -
Jaune: Pyrrha thought she could do it. Though it was slim she still went in with no way out. She could have lived to fight by our side if she hadn't been egotistic. Penny could have lived if she had been a little more selfish. Willingly to put her life first before others. What made her death even sadder was… she died a puppet on the strings. Alyx died because of ignorance. She thought irrationally. Jump to conclusions. Not taking the time to think things through. All those things probably are what ultimately led her to her death. She was truly a naive girl.
Ruby: *silent*
Jaune: Look Ruby, your silver eyes are not the only things that make you special. And just because you get praise for it doesn't mean you should let them define you. You are not alone. So please, count on me to help. Or at least your team. Don't die over pride.
Ruby: *hugs Jaune*
Jaune: Hm. Hey, what's- …oh.
Ruby: *in tears*
Jaune: *sighs and smiles* Alright, I’ll take a break, for you at least.
Ruby: Thank you.
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#lie ren#nora valkyrie#blake belladonna#penny polendina#rwby lancaster#ruby x jaune#jaune x ruby#pyrrha nikos#rwby alyx
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Cafeteria
Nora: So, fearless leader, you ever got a crush?
Yang and Pyrrha: *choking on their food*
Jaune: *thinking* I had a friend, when i was 8 or 9. Though i can't really remember her name well, i still have a memento of her on me. I also gave her something, but i'm sure she must have forgotten me by now. *Laugh*
Nora: Oh oh! Can we see it?
Jaune: Hm? I mean, yeah, sure. *Search in the front pocket of his shirt* she gave me this a bit before leaving.
Weiss: *looking at it* Feathers?
Jaune: *smiling* She said it was a gift from her adoptive father. She wanted me to have it, so i would remember her.
Ruby: Aw~ that's so cute! And what did you give her?
Jaune: *blushing* I know it wasn't the best gift to give to a girl, but i gave her a knife my dad gifted to me. He told me to give it to someone i felt was important to me and... Well, i wanted her to be safe.
Yang: Woah there! You gave her something that important!? You really must have liked her, eh?
Jaune: *smale laugh* yeah, i really did.
#jaune arc#rwby#rwby au#nora valkyrie#yang xiao long#pyrrha nikos#weiss schnee#son of the blue lion au#fire emblem x rwby au
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Jaune’s family
Nora: hey fearless leader what’s your mom like
Jaune: uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
Memories
Mama Arc: oh jaune dear you can’t be a huntsman then who will make me grandchildren
Jaune: but what about my older sisters
Mama Arc: hush now dear save that energy for finding a nice girl to make me grandchildren
Present
Nora: oh come on jaune-jaune it couldn’t be that bad what about after you said you go accepted
Jaune just gains a blank look in his eyes
Flashback
Jaune: look mom I got accepted into beacon
Mama Arc: ok baby the first thing you need to do is find all the huntresses and use that arc charm of yours
Jaune: oooookey
Mama Arc: then find the combat instructor Glynda
Jaune: right?
Mama Arc: and then make me grandchildren!!!!
Jaune: I’m leaving now
Flashback ends
Nora: well?
Jaune: well what?
Nora: did you follow her advice
Pyrrha: jaune it’s time for training
Yang: yeah lover boy
Blake: and don’t forget to stretch so you can go for longer
Weiss: indeed you dolt
Ruby: it’ll be fun
Velvet: um and I’ll uh try to take photos to help /////
Glynda: ara ara~ yes training mr. Arc
Nora: ahhhh I see… have fun
#jaune arc#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#ruby rose#nora valkyrie#glynda goodwitch#rwby pyrrha nikos#weiss schnee#velvet scarlatina#velveteen knight#rwby arkos#rwby dragonslayer#rwby whiteknight#rwby knightshade#rwby lancaster#jaune x glynda
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The Hero and his three chosen ladies
So this picture right here I got commissioned from Seshirukun, it was another Zelda themed one with Jaune being our lovable Hero of Legend. While our three lovely ladies that are wanting him, are chosen by the three Goddesses as their Chosen Maidens. Basically given powers and abilities of Din, Farore, Nayru to help our blond man out in the world of Remnant.
Like I said thank you Seshirukun for the wonderful art you created.
#knightshade#jaune x blake#blake belladonna#jaune arc#crossover fanart#dragonslayer#jaune x yang#jaune x pyrrha#arkos#rwby arkos#rwby jaune arc#rwby fanart#commission#rwby knightshade#rwby dragonslayer#yang xiao long#pyrrha nikos
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I saw this meme suggested to me from the RWBY Republic Facebook page and now you have to see it too. (Could not find a source though.)
#reposting this under this blog#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#cinder fall#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#penny polendina#jessica cruz#arkos#white knight#bumbleby#rwby memes#rwby shitpost#justice league x rwby
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(A rewrite of sorts)
Yang: Lying in bed with her head handing off the side
Yang: "Ugh! It's been soooo boring since team JNPR got sent on that mission several months ago."
Ruby: "Hey, at least there was a bright side. Since it was Miss Goodwitch that went with then, Combat Class has become a free time."
Weiss: "I still can't believe that Professor Ozpin had Miss Goodwitch go with them. Especially considering her condition."
Yang: "Oh don't worry I'm su-" Interrupted and startled by a loud yelling.
???: "OH MY BROTHERS!!! IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE BACK!"
???: "It is nice to be back, yeah. Those Grimm just never seemed to end"
???: "Oh yeah, and if it hadn't been for fearless leader unlocking his semblance, we could have been goners"
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Yang/Ruby/Weiss: In their heads 'Wait, Vomit Boy/Jaune/That dunce finally unlocked his semblance"
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???: "And even better that he saved his and Miss Goodwitch's baby"
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Yang: "Wait, not only did Jaune unlock his semblance, but he also knocked up the goodbitch our teacher?!"
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???: "Thank you... Nora for reminding me of that... really appreciate it"
Yang/Ruby/Weiss: Huddle around their dorm room door to be able to hear much better. They heard Nora, Ren, and Pyrrha but haven't heard Juane yet.
Nora: "You know Pyrrha, you have no one to blame but yourself"
Ren: "Yeah. Nora and I told you that if you didn't tell him soon-"
Nora: "Then someone else was going to be his"
Pyrrha: "You're right. I took too long to confess my feelings. And I lost him to our teacher of all people. There has to be some sort of law against that." The pain and hurt in her voice was evident
Pyrrha: Punches the wall hard enough for it, and the surrounding area to rattle a bit.
Blake: Burst out of the bathroom wearing only a towel, pen and notebook in hand. Bowling over her teammates and slamming the door open, startling _NPR
Blake: "What's this I hear about Jaune knocking up Miss Goodwitch!? Give me the details, leave nothing out"
Nora: "Ok so apparently Jaune Jaune and Miss Goodwitch banged each other on Velentine's day." She had a shit-eating grin on her face as the sound of Pyrrha crunching JNPR's door handle was heard.
Nora: "And from what I know, the two of them had been together together for a few months before that." She proceeded to go into great detail of all that she knew.
Glynda: Carefully sits down while groaning. One hand on the chair to help stabilize, the other hand on her extended belly.
Jaune: Comes in with some tea and quickly rushes over to help her
Glynda: "Don't worry Jaune, I had it." Gives Jaune a peck on the lips
Glynda: "Thank you though. I really appreciate it"
Jaune: "You really shouldn't be moving yourself so much. We already had that close call with the Beringel." Pours Glynda some tea before giving it to her.
Jaune: "Ozpin has even told you are to take it easy." He sits beside Glynda and wraps one arm around her shoulder, pulling her close while he places his free hand over Glynda's hand and belly, intertwining his fingers with hers.
Glynda: "Oh, but I'm sure there's so much paperwork that is backed up. Paperwork that I'm 100% sure that Ozpin didn't do and so will just push the work load onto me." Her voice had a slight whine to it as she sipped her tea.
Jaune and Glynda just sat there in silence, enjoying each other's company. Their eyes widened in surprise when they felt their child moving inside Glynda's womb, a smile on their faces as they just basked in the moment.
The two of them hadn't been able to get much alone time during the mission. Now was the perfect chance for them to make up for lost time. Glynda turned her head and gently pressed her lips against Jaune when there was a loud knock on the door.
Glynda: Let's out a groan as their alone time was interrupted. She struggles a bit to get up from her position
Jaune: Gently, yet firmly, keeps her seated as he gets up to see who it was. At the door was Ozpin with a large stack of papers.
Ozpin: "Ah hello, Mr Arc. If you would be so kind as to hand Glynda these papers. I'd be ever so grateful."
#rwby#ruby#ruby rose#weiss#weiss schnee#blake#blake belladonna#yang#yang xiao long#jaune#jaune arc#nora#nora valkyrie#pyrrha#pyrrha nikos#ren#lie ren#glynda#glynda goodwitch#ozpin#jaune x glynda#arcwitch
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Red Like Roses... (It's period 🔴)
Warning: fluffness inside. Also really long.
At Beacon during a more peaceful time.
Pyrrha: Hmmm it's quiet, too quiet.
Ren: I agree. It's never a good sign. We should be ready for something.
Jaune: Ready for what?
Nora: Oh you know usually things never stay quiet for long especially when we're right next door to the main characters.
*yang burst into the room*
Pyrrha: And speaking of the devil.
Yang: Quick hide! *brace the door behind her*
Jaune: Oh Shi- okay gangs we trained for this! Quick initiate Pattern Delta Phi.
Nora: Aye, aye dear leader, let's initiate plan hiding under our bed's like cowards.
JNPR: *Bracing for Impacts.*
*Yang holding the door with all her might*
Ren: Wait what are even hiding from in the first place?
Yang: No time to explain. Here it Comes!
A large sounds resembling explosion came from across the hallway. The door starts to violently shakes and rose petals soon violently burst into the room. Even with Yang putting all her strength into the door. Some rose petals still managed to get inside.
Yang: .... I think we're in the clear now.
Pyrrha: What just happened?
Yang: Eh, promise not to freak out?
Jaune: Okay, I guess...
Yang: Good enough. *shows team JNPR the source of the roses*
Ruby: Huee~ *sniffs* huee~ 😭
Jaune: Ruby?
Ren: It seems to be her.
Pyrrha: Wait. Where are Blake and Weiss?
Nora: Found them. They're buried under all of this Rose petals.
Blake: *coughing up a bunch of petals* Eww I got some of it in my mouth.
Weiss: .... I just saw my grandfather.
Jaune: Okay, can someone now please tell us what is going on....
*Cardin burst into the room*
Cardin: Why the Fuck are there Roses all over the damn hallways!?
Russel: Don't try to lie we know it's coming from team RWBY!
Yang: Wow, wow! False accusation, much?
Dove: Well we can't help it. Because whenever something bad happened It's usually always you four.
Sky: Fucking Main characters shit...
Nora: I know right!
Pyrrha: Nora! Which sides are you on?
Nora: Oops my bad... (I mean, I'm not wrong 😒.)
Ren: *shrugs his head* Nora...
Jaune: Can all of you please stop being aggro for just one second!
You're upsetting Ruby for brother's sake.
Ruby: Wah! Wah! Wah! 😭
Jaune: Also can someone please tell me what just happened?
WBY: *looking at each others*
Yang: *sigh* (I guess I'm the one that should tell everyone.)
How do I gently put this? Ruby is in her special time of the month...
Jaune: Oh...
Cardin: The fuck does that even mean?
Russel: the month?
Dove: I see... (Maybe if I silently nod people will not think I'm dumb.)
Sky: (okay, she had her period. What does that have to with anything?)
Blake: Typical.
Weiss: Can you guys be anymore of a dudebros cliche?
CRDL: Hey!!!!
Yang: Let me put it this way. Every time Ruby has her "special month" her semblance's goes all haywire for some reason.
Jaune: Okay I get the gist of it. Team CRDL go outside and clean the hallway.
Cardin: What! Why the fuck should we clean up their mess?!
Jaune: Because I fucking said so. Now go!
Cardin: Geez... Whatever. C'mon boys, we better clean up team RWBY's mistakes. Again!
*slams door*
Blake: Thanks Jaune.
Weiss: Geez Arc, when did you grow a spine?
Yang: I gotta say Vomit Boy. I never knew you had it in you.
Pyrrha: *blush* (So manly.)
Nora: That's our Jaun-Jaun.
Jaune: Blake, Weiss. Please help Cardin & his team with the clean up outside.
Weiss: What! No way. Why should we help those dunderheads in the first place.
Jaune: Because they're right that the mess was started by your team.
Weiss: I'm sorry, our? For the record it's just Rub...
Blake: We're on it Jaune. C'mon Weiss let's help clean up all this roses. *drags Weiss away*
Jaune: Pyrrha, Ren, Nora. I also want you to go out side and help them.
Pyrrha: I understand Jaune. I will do as you ask.
Nora: Oh c'mon Jaune, why us too?
Jaune: Because they're our friends, Nora.
Nora: Well I'm about to go back to my room... *gets yoinked*
Ren: It's okay Jaune. I will get her to help us.
Nora: *grumble* (Fucking Main characters....)
Jaune: Thanks Ren. And Yang I want you to stay and find Ruby's "hygiene" products.
Yang: Wow, wow! Settle down cowpoke. I don't think you being a man is qualified to be the one to help with Ruby's "issue."
Jaune: I have seven Sisters...
Yang: Sweet brothers in heaven!
Uh, I take that back you're clearly overqualified.
At least I don't have to help clean up. But what're you going to do Jaune?
Jaune: I'm going to go back to my room to make a tea for Ruby.
A few minutes later.
Jaune: Here you go Ruby. A sweet herbal tea with plenty of honey and sugar.
Ruby: ... *sniffs* Thank you Jaune. 😢
*sips*
Jaune: It's okay Ruby you don't have to thank me.
Ruby: But I caused so much problems for everyone. *sniffle*���
Jaune: *headpat*
There, there Ruby it's okay that what's friends are for. And you didn't troubled me one bit. In fact I'm happy to be of use to you. It reminds me that I'm still useful to someone.
Ruby: Jaune please don't think like that. You always were important to everyone.
Jaune: *kiss forehead*
It's nice of you think that Ruby. But I'm not. I'm not special like you. You're destined for great thing while I'm.... Just me.
Ruby: 0-0
Jaune: What's the matter... Ohhh, ohhh no. I'm so-so sorry Ruby I didn't realize that... I usually did that to my little sister whenever she's sad.
Ruby: *blush*
I-I don't mind it at all Jaune. It's just that if you want to do it to me again a little heads up would be nice. 😖
Jaune: I'm so-so sorry Ruby I promise that I... Wait, what do you mean by again?
Ruby: Uhh....
Yang: *clears throat*
I seems to have interrupted something here.
Jaune: Y-Yang!
Ruby: Sis!
Yang: Look Rubes I don't need to say this but remember what dad said. No boys. And Jaune please don't take this the wrong way but please for your sake please don't get any idea with Ruby. It will not end well for you.
Jaune: O-of course. I will never-ever think of Ruby like that. We're just friends after all.
Ruby: Friends... 😭
*starts crying*
Jaune: Oh, what's the matter Ruby?
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#lancaster#lancaster rwby#jaune x ruby#ruby x jaune#rwby lancaster#team rwby#team jnpr#team crdl#pyrrha nikos#nora valkyrie#lie ren#cardin winchester#russel thrush#dove bronzewing#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#sky lark#blake belladonna#just a headcanon
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A Snipers Predicament
Yang: Hey, Ruby, how did the paintball game go?
Ruby: It was great?!
Yang: What happened?
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Ruby:
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Yang: Again?
Ruby: For five hours!
Yang: Ouch!
Blake: Wasn't, Jaune with you?
Ruby: It was, Pyrrha's turn to have him as a spotter! I got stuck waiting for something to happen, anything to happen! While, Pyrrha got to stay with, Jaune all day! I wanted to go home with a limp, not her gods dammit!
Yang: You wanted a what?!
Blake: Oh... so that's how she pulled a muscle...
#rwby#jaune arc#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#pyrrha nikos#ruby rose#jaune x ruby#ruby x jaune#jaune x pyrrha#pyrrha x jaune#rwby arkos#rwby lancaster#rwby colourguard
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RWBY: *visiting Arkos house for dinner*
Jaune: Hope you’re hungry! I made Coq-au-Vin for dinner!
Weiss: That sounds delicious! 😲
Ruby: And fancy! What does that name mean? 🤔
Jaune: It translates to “Cock with Wine!” 🍗🍷
Pyrrha: *forgetting that other people are in the room* Mmmm…! 😏 You know I’m always up for some wine with your co-WAIT, NO!!! 😨
Ruby:
Blake:
Weiss:
Jaune: 😰
Pyrrha: 🫣
Yang: …it’s okay. We already know that you’re freaks. 😑
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#ruby rose#yang xiao long#weiss schnee
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Yang: So you and Jaune are finally dating, huh?
Pyrrha, smiling: Yep! I’m so happy.
Yang: Man, I’m sure there are so many people jealous of vomit boy right now. He’s practically living a life of those fan fictions made about you.
Pyrrha: I know, ri-….what?
Yang: You know, those fan fiction your fans make about you and post online. The self insert ones.
Pyrrha:…….people make self insert fan fictions about me?
Yang: Oh god, you didn’t know?! Is this is how you find out?
Pyrrha: What kinda fan fictions would people even write about me?! Where I’m fighting Grimm or something?
Yang: No not really, just ones where you’re dating them is all….and some weird ones too.
Pyrrha: Like what?
Yang: Well uh……there’s a few stories called ‘My mom sold me to Pyrrha Nikos’
Pyrrha: WHAT?! WHY?!
Yang, shrugging: I don’t know. Let me ask Weiss.
Pyrrha: WEISS MADE ONE ABOUT ME?!
Yang: Oh shit, that was supposed to be a secret.
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After a doubles match of Jaune and Pyrrha vs. Yang and Blake, they come together to shake hands.
Yang: Good job today, everyone. Also, jaune very nice staying a solid base against kit kat here.
Jaune: Thanks, Yang, but the credit goes to Pyrrha. She's the one that's been helping me improve.
Pyrrha brushes a bit and goes to speak but blake beats her to it.
Blake: Jaune, you should take credit, too. Learning is one thing, but using it effectively is something that needs to be honed in on, and not everyone can.
Jaune: Thanks, girls. Really, the compliments are great. Hey Pyr, I'm gonna go shower off and call Cerise. Meet up later for studying and snack?
Pyrrha: Sounds lovely. Please tell Cerise I say hi.
Jaune walks away out of the training arena as he walks away. Pyrrha checks out jaunes ass in a no discreet way to the other girls she with. As Jaune exits, Pyrrha looks up to see yang with a teasing grin.
Yang: Seeing something you like, Pyrrha, or are you just thinking about burgers because of those buns.
Pyrrha blushing from being caught.
Pyrrha: I was just admiring his hard work is all.
Yang: Yeah, I'm sure you're wishing you could admire something else that's hard of his.
Blake: Okay, well, while you tease pyrrha. I'm gonna go wash up to talk later.
Blake walks away and yang pulls pyrrha in to her.
Yang: it's all good. I love watching my partner walk away, too.
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Beacon's Huntresses Association Finale
Part 1/Part 2/Part 3/Part 4/Part 5
"Currently, most members of the Huntresses Association we back in their clubroom, unfortunately, it seemed like most of them failed..."
Weiss: Ugh... how did we fail this bad!?
Nora: Tell me about it! How come every photo of Headmaster Ozpin came out with his face a different person!?
Pyrrha: Don't even get me started on Ruby and Yang's uncle... *Shivers in disgust*
Penny: I can now never get the photo of Professor Port naked out of my Memory banks- I mean memory!
Blake: *Covered in bandages because she got burned* Last time try to peek on the Chick from Haven...
Ruby: Every Picture of Oobleck is just a blur!
Yang: I couldn't even find Professor Peach! I'm starting to think she doesn't exist...
Weiss: Hey... Where's Ciel?
*As if on cue Ciel walked into the club room looking a little ragged*
Ciel: Have no fear! I have come with my photos!
Weiss: Really!? Who'd you get!?
*Ciel smiles and presents her various photos of Jaune, each girl picking up a different photo*
Yang: Whoa! *Sees Photo of Jaune dressed up as a Atlas Soldier without a helmet* Look at VB! How'd you get him into the uniform!? He looks... HOT!
Blake: *Picks up Photo of Jaune appearing older and wearing Rusted Armor and a pair of antlers* Yeah... I think I'm gonna keep this
Ruby: *Blushing at a Photo of Jaune covered in oil and in a mechanic uniform* I-I-I think these are great b-but can I k-keep this one!
Penny: *Dressed up as a sexy scientist* Oh my, my core is turning really fast!
Pyrrha: *looking at a Photo of Jaune blushing as he wears a playboy bunny outfit* I don't think h-he would want this getting out! I'd better just hang on to this one!
Nora: *looking at a Photo of Jaune and Ren being way to close while shirtless and covered in sweat* OHOHOHOHOH! Mama likes~!
Weiss: *blushing up a storm as she holds multiple photos of Jaune in DILF form* H-How did you do all this!?
Ciel: *Smiles with Pride* I quickly asked Jaune if he would model for me and rented out a studio for our shoot! He was hesitant and confused as to why I picked him but he came around and as to how I made him look older I enlisted the help of a few makeup artists to age him up!
Yang: Hey, What are those photos in your pocket?
Ciel: Oh, these? These are my... special set~!
#rwby#rwby meme#weiss schnee#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#penny polendina#blake belladonna#ruby rose#rwby ruby rose#yang xiao long#ciel soleil#jaune arc#jaune arc x ciel soleil#jaune x ciel
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