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[mis8to]

Batman & Robin (Jason Todd) headers

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[ashoss]

this may be the stupidest thing ive made

[prlssprfctn]

I know we love discussing Jason being hater in Internet (which is very true, and I think he simultaneously does it from both his own name and Red Hood, depending on who/what he hates at the given moment), but I suggest you this: Jason has an anonymous account to defend his favs on internet. Specifically, vigilantes and superheroes. Specifically, his family members or friends.

And no one needs to know that.

Jason, from his fake account: I think Batman fumbled the case, tbh. But we gotta give some respect to Robin, he did great.

Someone replying to him: Right??? Batman is getting old and predictable, lmao

Jason, in the instant: Lol, what would YOU know about Batman. Watch your goddamn mouth. Idiots like you are alive because Batman is in this town.

Random on internet: Uhh, Arsenal? Lol. Isn't that one Arrow's boy that became a junkie, lolol.

Jason, appearing out of nowhere: *five thousand word essay about Arsenal, his merits, and how insensitive society that ends up with passive-agressive "hope it helps!" sentence*

Random hater: Red Robin is easily the most useless bird in Bats, idc.

Jason, spawning in comments: Say that again

Of course, if you try to question Jason about that matter, he will never admit it. In fact, he often switches accounts if he feels like any of Bats are close to finding out who is writing these furious reddit posts, but. But Barbara knows. And every time Jason tries to bully someone in the family in real life, she can't help but tease him subtly.

Jason: Urgh, man, you suck. How could you miss these idiots?

Tim, frustruated: Fuck off

Barbara, in comms: User "WonderSon" would drag your ass for bullying Red, btw.

Tim: Yes, he fucking wouldddd

Jason: ...

Jason: *tired sigh*

[kittykatninja321]

No but truly one thing we don’t talk about enough in regard to Jason is the embarrassment of it all. Part of why Jason reacted so strongly to not being avenged is because he really and truly believed in Bruce and thought the world of him and to be let down like that is embarrassing. To die like that is humiliating, to once again be forced to survive on the streets is humiliating, to have to live as a shell of yourself for years is humiliating, and then getting your mind back only to immediately be presented with evidence that your death didn’t change anything is the biggest humiliation of them all. Jason really thought that his death would be enough to change Bruce. That Bruce would choose him over his moral code. To be proven wrong about that is deeply deeply embarrassing

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Damian Wayne: Everyone! Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It’s terrible for the environment!

Jason Todd: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

[varpusvaras]

Diana: It was so nice to see all of your kids here today!

Bruce: Glad you enjoyed it. I think Hal and Barry are traumatized

Clark: Don't worry about them. We'll see the kids again during the next 'bring your family to work' day?

Bruce: Sure, if I can first get all of them back to the Cave in one piece. Headcount! One, two, three, four, five, six.....where's Jason?

Clark: Oh! I think I saw him with Zatanna and Constantine-

Bruce: Oh no. Oh no no no. Jason! Jason!

Jason, muffled: Dad?

Bruce: Don't worry baby I'm coming!

Bruce: *bursts in to the room*

Jason, in between Zatanna and John in a dark room with a glowing circle on the floor: Hey dad, we were just-

Bruce: I don't want to hear it, step away from the circle right now! We're going home

Zatanna: Don't be like that, Bruce, we were just teaching him a few tricks!

Bruce: He doesn't need to know any more tricks! Especially not from John! Now c'mon, Jason, we're leaving

John: Noooo, Bruce, don't take our baby magician from us! We were having so much fun!

Bruce: That's exactly what I was afraid of

[one-hit-boy-wonder]

On the one hand i like tiktoker redditor twitter trash fiend tim. On the other hand i think Timothy “i discovered Batman and Robin’s identity by watching the news” Drake has to beat internet safety into terminal oversharers Cass and Damian

[luvvampz]

"Stop following me kid."

Warnings: None! Pure fluff.

A/n: "Jason wouldn't act like that 🤓☝️" SHUT UPPPPP LET ME HAVE FUNNNNNNN

"Kid, cmon..." Jason let out a soft groan as he turned around where you were. You had been following him all day.

"What?" You questioned tilting your head to the side which made you look like a curious puppy. You had gotten extremely - and I meant extremely attached in the few days you had been in the manor after your adoption by Bruce.

"You can't just keep following me around like this." Jason rubbing his nose bridge. "Don't you have toys or something to play with?"

"This is more fun." You shrugged following every movement that Jason would do. You didn't care if you played with him. You really just wanted to stay in his presence.

Jason stopped in his tracks thinking about what he should do next with you following him around like a baby duck following around its mother. "Y'know what.. fine.. whatever." Jason walked to the manors library and sat down on the sofa in there. It was one of the one places he found comfort in the manor.

You immediately started following him, eventually climbing up on the couch and sat close beside him eventually drifting off into a nap.

Jason glanced at his side noticing you. Jason rolled his eyes slightly. He couldn't lie that it was slightly adorable how clingy you were acting. Jason placed a blanket over your form and patted your back softly as he kept reading. Hey, maybe you weren't so bad.

[glitter-stained]

tumblr and ao3 usernames are so unserious like oh my god yet another absolute heartwrenching deeply intense banger that hits all the right chords to destroy me by ao3 writer hamamisaladdressing. What the hell

[arkangelo-7]

I know logically that the Batfamily won’t turn evil, but if they did, holy shit. The world’s fucked.

[bluetooththereptile]

Idea!

I've been fanning for Bayonetta for a while now and I was thinking, since Bruce has a type, like Selina, why not make it hit the bars with a 8 feet tall umbra witch read? There is magic in dc universe, check, Bruce has a type for women like cereza, check, badassery of the umbra witches, check, the potential of the old bat's heart to crumble into pieces and decent into madness is through the roof!

Should I write a fic about that?

[unkn0wnhum4n]

because yall loved crime alley kid user so much, i decided to make the batboys reaction to you.

it's been about a month after the whole trust issues things. and things have..somewhat changed.

you trust bruce, at least enough to talk back to him as a growing teen would. and he even put you in school(an online one as you weren't ready just yet to go to a public one). you wake up in your room, sitting at your desk, leaned back in your chair. and dammit you fell asleep doing schoolwork. granted, it was rather boring.

glancing at the digital clock on the edge of the desk-, it's 9:27 you've been asleep for a while. heading downstairs to get something to eat as it should be dinner time.

pausing at the hallway noticing..there's people..four guys at the dinner table sitting down with bruce. and holy shit their staring at you.

after a tense awkward silence the one that looks like he's built like a fridge and- why does he have a streak of white in his hair talks. "A fucking 'nother one bruce?!"

your gaze goes to bruce, who looks somewhat..embarrassed...after what felt like a hour of people speaking and staring at you(it was only five minutes) bruce explains.

you have siblings- and sorta scary looking ones. bruce didn't mean to not tell the boys, he just forgot. granted he's dealing with a new kid right now so you can't blame him.

tim looks tired and a bit confused at the fact bruce got another stray. jason and dick keep glancing at each other as if talking with their eyes..and damian..well..he now knows how dick felt when he saw jason for the first time.

apparently bruce TRIES to get a family dinner going once a month with all his kids. to make sure they're alive and somewhat as sane as they can be.

you can't help but cringe slightly...the staring isn't helping at all, plus your half awake and barely digesting any of this. alfred hands you a plate of food that he already made for you..

"so.." dick murmurs softly, his gaze going back to you. "whats your name kiddo?"

((hii sorry this is rushed, im working on some other projects, and i might redo this later.- atlas))

[uc1wa]

your (amazing) dick sex pollen fic got me thinking....

out of dick Jason Roy and Jaime, who would be able to control themselves the longest and who give in first? (like ur personal ranking for the four of them)

luv u sm <33

-👻

thank you baby! and EASY

roy would never try to hold himself back from his pleasure with you. there’s no denying from him, you wanna give yourself to him? his dick is already hard and he’s kicking his pants off, pulling you on his lap without a care.

jaime next because sometimes he can be bratty >:( he wants you, always! but if he wants to be a little brat, he’ll bite back that he doesn’t want you that bad! spread your legs open for him and watch him crawl though.

dick next of course. he can hold himself back. he has a good amount of self control, but not enough to not have a boner while he assures you, you aren’t doing anything to him. his body speaks for him, and with a little protest and a little teasing and exposing of yourself, he’s fucking you good!

jason though… he can hold his own easily. doesn’t matter if you’re bending over on all fours to show him how needy you are, he won’t turn his neck to allow his eyes to see. and if he does, he laughs because, are you really that pathetic? (he’ll fuck you into the wall though, more so… out of spite :3)

[prlssprfctn]

You all are saying that I write too much angst about Jason, but you had no idea the amount of angstier stuff I write in people's dms

[lionwitch]

after my Tim Edits Reality post, I haven't been able to stop thinking about Frankie (the dog) and though he remembers just editing her into his life, what he edits is more like the space-time continuum, so his parents remember getting her for him. And I haven't been able to stop thinking of like

Little kid Tim, trying to get his parents to stay longer: mom, I'm so lonely...!

Janet: oh sweetheart, I know. But we have work, you know that.

Tim: but I'm all alone in this big house... It's so lonely and scary...

Janet: you're right, Tim. I'm sorry about that, sweetheart. I'll see what I can do.

Tim thinks his mom is going to try and stay. That same night she arrives with a Border Collie puppy.

Janet: look, Tim. So you won't be so lonely while your father and I are away. You can train her, and you can play together. Just make sure you take care of you both and clean after her, ok?

Tim, torn between sad his mom isn't staying and happy he now has a puppy: ok, mama. Thank you.

Now I love Frankie, and I love giving the batfam an animal companion. So far, through my fics, it's as follows:

Lettuce the Crow for Jason (not yet written, but will be appearing soon) in "Tim's a weirdo, but he's our weird— Jason, what do you mean you have a child!?" (my Dragon!Tim and dad!Jay fic)

Promise the Kitten for Dick in Shadows of New Beginnings (my dad!Dick fic)

And I will be adding Frankie to my Howling at the River fic (secretly married musician!Tim)

Plus of course Alfred and Titus play a big role for Damian in Of Beliefs and Devotion (part of my dragon Tim au, but focused on witch worshipping Damian/magic Damian)

When I write my magic user Janet au, you best believe she'll have a familiar too, maybe an owl or even a small magical creature

that's it, thank you, I was ranting. It's 6am and I didn't sleep to write Howling at the River

Happy to provide links if you want, after I've slept

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Jason Todd: What must it be like to live in your head? Are there happy ponies in there? It’s really something how utterly delusional your optimism is. If it didn’t irritate me so much, I might even be impressed.

Dick Grayson: Huzzah! I got a heavily qualified and slightly sarcastic compliment from Jason!