#jaskier is precious

[mrskillingjoke]

Fanfictions about Jaskier be like:

Jaskier: *exist*

Vesemir: Geralt, you better not hurting our Bard again. He is my son-in-law. If you don't marry him I have other Witcher to do that Job.

Geralt: I didn't plan to do it. And you are not the first who told me that. *pointing behind himself*

Hundrets of fangirls: *Mad glance to Geralt*

Vesemir: you better remember that.

Geralt: *grunts*

[spielzeugkaiser]

IM STILL HERE your return 10000% reminded me why I loved those two doofuses in the first place 😭 im so happy to see u on my dash again ily❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Ahhhh thank you!!! Have this little doodle:

[elviehun]

remember when joey posted here totally randomly and out of the blue and when he said 'on the twitters' and tagged everything in one tag under his first tumblr post and when he called us tumblings and witchlings and dear hearts and pinged a new image in his header just so we know he's not a fake account and said he's so drunk bc he and mads raised a glass to each and every one of us and all that and then we loved him more than humanly possible

bc i do

and then i usually cry

[locallysourcedstardust]

Listen-

I have no excuse. I am weak. But I am proud

[flootzavut]

Okay hear me out: Jaskier x Frenchie duelling lutes

[jaskiercommabard]

🌹

Geralt shoots a look across the table that most might consider sour but which Jaskier interprets as only slightly curdled and furthermore an invitation.

[cower-before-power]

I fucking love Jaskier.

[snickety-lemons]

No Second Chance - Blackmore's Night + Jaskier Post S2

- fun note that the next verse starts with

'Lovely moonlit hours we spent Walking on the beach,' THE BEACH !!! THE FUCKING< THE. [Screams.]

And don't think you can just be cute, and crop out the watermark and repost these as yours. DO NOT.

[fandom-junk-drawer]

you know when you're ill about Some Guy and you look at him and you're like. what sort of siren spell have you cast upon me. fiend. witch. begone from my sight *looks at another jpeg* *looks at another jpeg* *looks at another jpe

[casually-eat-my-soul]

Okay so after the mountain breakup and makeup, jaskier has a new horse. He super excited to introduce Geralt “horse girl” Riviera to his sweetheart of a horse, Pegasus. He talk about how well mannered and precious his horse is; and how he just had to buy him off of his old owners who didn’t treat him right — “ I mean they didn’t even give him apples, Geralt, who does that?? —

Geralt is expecting a dainty normal horse, maybe with ribbons in his hair, like his owner. But they get to the stables and jaskier skips over to this behemoth of a war horse. (I’m thinking like a shire horse type breed).

Jaskier is just absolutely besotted with the “sweetheart” and Geralt is petrified. This horse is bigger than roach. It’s glaring at Geralt with the rage of hellfire. Geralt is like 57% sure it’s a hell horse.

It’s also super protective of jaskier and it hates Geralt. Pegasus is always moving in between the two and when Jaskier starts giving Geralt attention Pegasus whines and Jaskier will go back to him.

Geralt is not jealous no matter what anyone says. He tries to tell Jaskier about how his demon horse keeps glaring at him and bumping him off the road. But everytime he tries to point it out Pegasus has the most innocent look on his face.

It would be so funny to see a horse and a Witcher try and fight for Jaskier attention

[bluedillylee]

the first and last time Geralt suggested he sleep on the floor when there was only one bed at the inn

you know once Geralt finally got in bed and was almost asleep Jaskier whispered “so are you overcome with lust now that you’re touching my nubile young body” and he almost got up and bedded down with Roach in the stable lol

[ID Jaskier leans dramatically back on the bed as Geralt stands awkwardly next to the bed. Jaskier is laughing as he says “oh no! A scoundrel alone in a room with me? My precious virtue will be in danger sharing a bed with such a handsome rogue. Please good sir I am an innocent bard who has never known the touch of a man” End ID]

[fangirleaconmigo]

Since TWN S1 dropped, people have argued on here nonstop about Jaskier..., is he tough, is he soft, is he sweet, is he feral, (and on and on)

Firstly, the most obvious answer is that people are many things at once. Obviously. These things are not mutually exclusive.

But also. Guys this is all extremely, wildly relative.

Think about it.

To Jaskier's terrifyingly powerful friends (Geralt can kill like ten people at once, Yen burns whole armies) he's just a little wet kitten. He's a precious little package to look after when times get scary.

But compared to other POETS? Other ACADEMICS? Other MINOR NOBLES? he is inSANE.

Imagine him teaching at Oxenfurt. The youths are like HOLY FUCK , this man has walked the entire continent. He has seen five hundred kinds of deadly monsters, and lived to tell. He's survived kidnappings, walked through war zones, he has mementos from like three different historical battles on his walls. His dearest friends (family, really) are people who are sung about in dark cottages like they are demons and world destroyers. HIS BABY NIECE IS LIKE *THE* WORLD DESTROYER TO SOME PEOPLE. He understands war strategy, every single aspect of every faction, and how to survive almost anything.

He would be so intimidating to them.

Then Geralt and Yen come to visit and squish his cheeks like look, it's our soft little baby, we need to check on him because he cannot fend for himself. I hope no one here has hurt his feelings, we have learned that he hates that so we no longer allow it.

And he's like...can I come on this mission?

And they're like idk it's so dangerous for you.

And the students are like ????????

[spielzeugkaiser]

Omg so cute!!! Lil Jaskier and Geralt are so precious!!! And Lambert is so funny ahaha!!! He’s so confused but I can easily imagine him becoming insanely protective if anyone hurt or scared lil Geralt and Jaskier!! Protective wolves and Ciri over their deaged pair!! Uuuuugh so good!! I love your art ❤️❤️❤️

Lambert is protective!! But he's still a little shit about it 💖 Geralt meanwhile has little dog energy in this 'verse. He is more yappy and up in peoples faces than he ever was before, but he is a kid and scurries behind Lambert or Ciri if things get scary.

[seaiscat]

My Jaskier standee arrived!!!!

HE’S SO DAMN CUTE AND I’M DYING

I was worried about overseas delivery, but I'm happy that it arrived safely! And the postcard too is so cute and precious…🥹

Thank @alyssaties for making this marvelous art see the light of the world❤️☺️

[thedemonofcat]

The Pankratz family possesses a rare trait that emerges once every thousand years in their bloodline.

Their blood flows like liquid gold, and their bones are hollow like those of birds. Despite the brittleness caused by their hollow bones, they are remarkably nimble and swift.

Jaskier, the first in many generations to inherit this trait, often feels like little more than a commodity to his parents, who exploit his golden blood for wealth and social status.

Feeling marginalized, Jaskier leaves his hometown of Lettenhove and eventually becomes a wandering bard, where he crosses paths with Geralt.

Upon discovering Jaskier's unique condition, Geralt worries about others exploiting him for his precious golden blood.

[jaskier-cult]

human witcher jaskier

imagine, for a second, witcher Jaskier ... who isn't actually a witcher, but he's trying his damned hardest at it.

after he splits from Geralt at the mountain, people keep recognising him as "the witcher's bard," and they think the witcher isn't far behind him. they give him contracts and ask him for help, except ... well, Geralt isn't here, is he? but witchers are a dying breed. how many more people will die before an actual witcher will finally meander into town? Jaskier can't just turn away people in need!

so, what does he do?

he puts down his precious lute, picks up a silver sword, and he uses the long-ago sword lessons he learned as a noble's son to dispatch the nekker's nest.

he employs his own skills and uses the knowledge he gained from Geralt over the years. and he almost dies and gets hurt really badly, but the job is done! he actually did it! and when he goes to confirm the kill with the alderman, he lies and says that Geralt is tending to his wounds while Jaskier picks up the money.

this creates a dangerous pattern of Jaskier unwittingly picking up contracts when given them, even fighting off larger monsters sometimes. he eventually stops lying about Geralt being around and just takes on contracts himself. this creates rumors that travel fast, about a human taking on witcher contracts, and succeeding. and let's just say, actual witchers? well, they're mighty curious about this little human parading around as one of them.