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ugh this picture of a snake peeking around a doorway is my fave this snake just looks so nice 

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This is how the world should be ❤️

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*SOBBING*

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lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off

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Revolutionize the world⚔️🌹

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Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.

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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

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Woke up in a cold sweat after dreaming this meme.

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Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.

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If this woman was alive today, she’d have my vote. Shit.

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it's always "immortals always lose the ones they love!" and never "this family has had this incredible, powerful, loving figure present through generations of their lineage, all because they are descended from someone the immortal loved long ago" and i think that's a shame!!

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So many people are finding screenshots of celebrities allegedly doing a 'nazi salute,' to try and discredit what people have been saying about Elon Musk.

My favourite most recently has been a picture of Sabrina Carpenter which can easily be discredited.

This is the picture:

And this is the video:

Yep, it's just a young woman waving to her fans.

And this is why when you ask any of them who post the screenshots for a video, they refuse to add it in. Because they know the video is of somebody doing something very normal.

We are so absolutely screwed.

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Another day another hilarious thing about my first language. In Russian we say "should I give birth to it here and now?" if someone demands you give them something borderline impossible to provide

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they're trying to teach the kids to properly ride bikes at my mom's school but have been delaying it for half a year because they can't figure out if/where/how you would get a permit for that. i'm like a permit for what? having kids bring their bicycles to school voluntarily to practice and teaching them traffic signs? my mom is like yeah i thought it was stupid too but no one will do it without one. they need a piece of paper with a city stamp saying you're allowed. but there isn't even one so they won't do it. we're barely beginning to understand the effects of licensebrained culture