#jar of mayonnaise

[randomchaosthings]

So, I didn’t want to post the og picture because there were random people in the background and I don’t feel comfortable posting random people, so have a digital version instead

(Cousin’s Dino plushie and my Torbek plushie on a Halloween clearance table that had a random jar of mayo on it.)

[merpancake]

SDV feels like it could so easily become a fairy story.

You move to a little coastal town where you begin recovering a plot of land, some of the locals take a shine to you and you to them. It's nice, homey. Everyone is welcoming except for the established town grumps.

Suddenly you realize you never leave town. Everything you want is obtainable at the little mom'n'pop general store, or from some of the locals themselves. You never go into the city to sell goods because the mayor does it for you- right? You never really see him do it. You just lie down in bed and wake up in the morning. When was the last time you dreamed?

You need new shoes and the adventurers club sells you handmade leather boots that fit perfectly despite never asking for a shoe size. Your clothes sew themselves when you lay a bolt of fabric and a random item onto the sewing machine- you blink and it's done.

The general store sells fertilizers that turn your garden plot into a verdant field. You spend all day harvesting crops with tools that gleam silver, gold, purple. Saplings grow over a month into fully productive fruit trees, your beehives drop jars of honey into your hands.

The blacksmith cracks open geodes full of polished gemstones. There's a man in the woods who says he found you in the mines but you were 80 levels deep. The elevator works but the minecarts don't. You gave a diamond to a local girl and she ate it like a plum.

And suddenly everyone is drinking mayonnaise.

[asparklethatisblue]

Some Jayvik sketches

If Viktor is gonna have a vaguely russian accent then by god will he exhibit “why the fuck is there mayonnaise in every dish” and “did you just eat it straight from the jar” behaviour. It’s my culture leave me alone

[kaleida404]

[corrienteallita]

No thank you.

I think that mayonnaise is a heinous excuse for a food and the only way I tolerated mayonnaise machines in game was knowing that I would never accidently slurp the white slime down my pixelated throat.

[dakotadraws06]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!! DO SPOOKY SHIT AND STAY SAFE!! There’s a Mordere doodle for your troubles!

[stargirl1331]

Guess who apparently prolly has synesthesia

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

The twitter account bitshammer was shit talking you on twitter because someone shared your ask about the primaris lieutenant on grimdank

So, ok. A Twitter account said something(?) about an ask I got... because of a screenshot... on Reddit... of this Tumblr blog being (I assume) really fucking dry about Space Marines

[lumiereswig]

Why does everyone hate descendants Lumiere?

have you seen him.

[rayclubs]

Hunter x Hunter best anime because I don't even have to try to find an interestingly looking random bitch in it

But then one of the four main characters will be some lawyer looking ass God help him

[meilas]

snacktime!erik would fully eat mayonnaise out of a jar, just saying

[b-lightwalker]

Michael: Why do we need labels? Gay? Straight? We're all humans. Clara: Are you eating mayonnaise? Michael: It's just food, why do we need labels? Clara: STOP.

[windor-truffle]

Welp, I (Dolphin) made another side blog to yell about Tales of Graces specifically, feel free to mosey on by if witnessing unhinged rambles about angsty WIPs and other Graces lore sounds like fun

[unexpectedyarns]

[malcolm-reeds-pineapple]

List of Sideblogs:

@badstargateimagines for all my Stargate related writing. Largely crack or crack adjacent. If you know me from this blog I apologize for what my main contains.

@things-jack-oneill-would-post self explanatory, old man RP basically

@goons-greasy-study-tips Studyblr started to motivate me in college aimed at being fucking ugly and functional

@stantzed ghostbusters brain rot maybe soon ghostbusters writing?? Idk I’m not sure probably self shipping with Ray Stantz at this point

@seroquel-jpg catch all blog for memes and poll foolishness

@goon-writes-her-thoughts for all my serious non fiction writing. Go here if you want to get clinically depressed

@yung-nate-29 hockey man of the month brain rot

[gendzl]

taking photos of comically large condiments in the grocery store and then texting my mother like 👀? you want I should grab?