#i really despise mayonnaise irl
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No thank you.
I think that mayonnaise is a heinous excuse for a food and the only way I tolerated mayonnaise machines in game was knowing that I would never accidently slurp the white slime down my pixelated throat.
#stardew valley#new update#mayonnaise#i am obviously joking#kind of#i really despise mayonnaise irl#ive been put off more by seeing people eat it straight out the jar#it just creeps me out#the smell and texture and taste#ergh#non sims
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