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Trump voters on tiktok are EXTREMELY mad about the following:

They just found out what tariffs are

They just found out what denaturalization is

They (particularly black and Hispanic trump voters) just found out that other trump voters are racist

Leftists and liberals don't want to be their friends (they are furious about this)

Leftists keep telling them they hope they get what they voted for (they are really mad about this too)

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starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is

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when two musicians sing into the same microphone and lean in very close to each other… like omg are you guys gonna kiss now to relieve the homoerotic tension?😳

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Yeah! Like something within a small group of vetted (heh) and approved people to push the boundary without making it *bad*...or at least not too bad lol

Now I'm thinking of Soap deciding to fuck with Gaz a bit and is just...an awful dog while he's pet sitting.

Messing with furniture, growling when Gaz tries to pet him, threatening to pee on stuff. He knows Simon's going to rip him a new asshole for it but also he can't not fuck with his friend a bit especially since he's salty over being put in this situation as well. Maybe more crack than serious lol

FANTASITIC OK

so I read the ghoap pet play where soap goes to the groomer for his haircut and I started thinking of like

A pet groomer just for..... "Pets"

So ghost can bring puppy soap in for a full groom- scrub down in the big metal tub, muzzled of course because he's a bite risk, and the groomer treating him like a real dog for it all. Putting a hood over his ears and head for the blow drier, using a trimmer to give him a sanitary shave, dog nail trimmers on his fingernails (which of course go right back into the puppy mitts)

Like just the exposure and the humiliation of being treated like that by someone not ghost, the groomer is so casual about it all that it's clear he's not a guy in fetish gear right now hes a fucking dog getting his monthly appointment done. He's on the schedule with a note for his behavior and preferred treats. When he gets leashed and taken back out to the lobby theres other people there with their own pets waiting and someone asks if he was the one crying through it and ghost laughs about how he's a bitch over bathtime

Idk man I've never been much into pet play at all but your enthusiasm and love for it when writing absolutely bring me on board and I'm here for all of it

i read this book series (owned and protected by measha stone) with a ton of dub/non-con pet play and and this like bdsm camp where everyone could indulge in fantasies like this, and it felt a liiiiittle too human traffick-y to me, but i do love it on a smaller scale (like in this ask!!)

like, there's smth about johnny being pretty deep in denial about his own desires and ghost being completely comfortable in his. johnny still blushes when ghost call his throat mic a collar, and ghost is ready to put johnny on a leash and have him kneel during meals.

i like to think simon's got a few people who he knows are okay with the whole public kink thing (it's price, laswell, and gaz). he knows that he could do whatever he wants to johnny in front of them, and they'd be fine with it, maybe even play along

(if johnny was really, really upset about what ghost does to him, gaz would try to step in. john might, depending on what simon wants to do. but for all johnny's whining and complaining, he never pulls away from ghost's hand, and he certainly never tries to end the relationship.)

like i think ghost would take johnny to price's office for a "checkup", and he'd hold johnny still by the back of his neck while price forced a bone gag into his mouth. no matter how much johnny glared or whined or tried to force his way past ghost, he'd have to sit through the whole humiliating ordeal while price pressed all over his chest and back to check for injuries

or maybe ghost walks with soap to the rec room, leads him over to gaz then says "thanks for agreeing to dogsit, garrick" and acts like he doesn't notice when johnny starts yapping, all offended :/

there's sooo much you can do with semi-public kink. i dont have much to say about it but im esp drawn to when like... ghost is threatening to be more public with their dynamic than johnny wants. like threatening to make him kneel in a room full of people, or making him walk around with a collar and a little bone charm.

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Steve From “Blue’s Clues” Just Checked In On “The Kids He Raised” And Gave Them A Safe Space To Offload After Donald Trump’s Election Victory.

Interestingly, Steve doesn’t even speak in the 59-second video, but appears to give viewers a comforting presence as he enters the outdoors shot and “offers them” a hot drink.

And many of the comments thanked Steve for offering them this safe space, with one person writing: “As a trans man, I felt this to my core. I took the breath with you then started bawling. Thank you.”

“The man who is a staple of my childhood didn’t say a single word and it brought me to tears. Steve, thank you. I don’t know where we go from here,” somebody else wrote.

Another popular comment reads: “He didn’t say A WORD and said everything at the same time. This man should be guarded at all costs.”

“Neither of my dads checked in on me today. But you did Steve. Thank you,” one more acknowledged.

“So much responsibility on Steve’s hands to make sure we are okay. We need to make sure he’s doing okay too. I mean I’m not doing great, but he’s still looking after the kids he raised,” somebody else added.

While another concluded: “I bet you didn’t think you’d still be raising us all these years later, Steve, but thank you for still being here.”

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If you're having a bad day, just remember that it's going to be winter soon and imagine what will happen to all the Cybertrucks ❤️

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I just realized that apparently I never shared this series here on Tumblr??  

I call it Living Paintings, as they are recreations of extinct animals that some artists actually saw and painted from memory, a long time ago.

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Of course it's not the amulet

It's his Scottish heritage rising up in rage that he's gagging for it from an Englishman

Soap the kinda dude to get possessed by an evil entity of some kind after finding an ancient artifact. He’s like “feel like I’m bein’ constricted by the wee roots of a gnarled tree, each more hateful than the last” and ghost is like “do you think maybe it’s the amulet” and soap’s like “nah, cannae be the amulet—“

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outdoor cat defenders really are simply some of the most Delusional people on the planet, like you can list fact after fact all with verified sources about how bad it is to let cats outside for both them & the environment around them and people will cover their ears and be like "umm not my frumpkins he knows not to play in traffic & he has magical resistance to coyotes and disease"

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Getting back to serious topics today.

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which ao3 tag are you?

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From the book Organizing Solutions for People with ADHD:

Putting a coat on the back of a chair by the door is fine, but if you prefer, use coat hooks and a large catch-all basket for dropping keys, hats, gloves.

Small bookcase end-table next to the couch to store craft projects, books, and other things being worked on for easy access.

Add a storage unit near the dining room table to transition between eating and working there.

Daily toiletry items should be stored in a basket that you can move easily

Extra toiletries and medicine cabinet items go in open shelf/basket storage so they can be seen and used easily. If items no longer fit, purge the excess. Don’t obscure the view!

If you disrobe in the bathroom, place a tall hamper in there.

Keep a set of cleaning supplies in each bathroom

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hope is a skill