#janitor of the stars???

[shieldofiron]

The duffers want you to think Steve is a loser for being a minimum wage king after saving the world multiple times. I think it’s very Buffy of him and I hope he actually gets a “worse” job.

[copalcetic]

One of the things that strikes me, rewatching Rebels, is how often Kanan is the voice for negotiation and non-violence.

Yeah, he’s the “cowboy Jedi.” Yeah, he’s not unwilling to cause a little (or a lot) of mayhem when called for. But he’s also the one telling Sabine throughout “The Protectors of Concord Dawn” not to kill anyone (“You love making this hard for me,” says Sabine), and the one who confiscates Ezra’s lightsaber before sending him into the spider’s den in “The Holocrons of Fate” (“He’s gotta learn how to solve problems without it.”) His character arc in the show is learning to embrace the Jedi’s role as peacekeepers, and this is the legacy he wants to pass on to his students.

And so it’s notable to me how much they struggle to hold to that after his death. When I watch “Family Reunion and Farewell” I’m struck by how cold-blooded their plan is. The Imperial Dome has the stormtroopers garrison, sure, but it’s also an administrative center—it’s where the minister’s offices are, it’s where civilians go to work. And the plan isn’t just to destroy the Dome; it’s to deliberately lure all Imperial personnel to it using Protocol 13, and then kill them en masse. “All personnel.” Not just all military personnel.

It’s a very effective plan. It’s the sort of plan that would make Saw Gerrera proud. Luthen Rael would be impressed.

But when Sabine says “For Kanan” as she pushes the button, I find myself wondering: would Kanan actually have approved of this plan, if he’d lived?

[thetorturedlovergirl]

RIP Nandor as a Janitor. I mean he did his work like shit, threw trash cans and still drinkable coffees, used a whole paper roll to clean spills, mopped cereal boxes. But u know what? He still was the best employee that company ever had.

[autumnwoodsdreamer]

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[lbdkitty]

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[chris-spacehere]

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[anisdolly]

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[androgynousgaz]

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[bbgoffic]

Concept:

Everything that happens on screen in Star Wars is being performed by the stupidest mother fuckers that end up in significant places.

Everyone else in the Republic/Empire are quiet competent (have to be to keep the place running around the narrative dumb asses) and just don't do things the hard way on purpose. (You know, like the dumbasses.)

[creepyscritches]

Watching my way thru law and order svu bc there's an insane amount of it (need a bg show) and it's astounding how much of a clown show it is. Ice-T is hunting pedophiles and he's canonically republican. Detectives pick up victims w gunshot wounds to the head and run them to the ambulance while making sure their noggins bounce as much as possible on their unsupported necks. Only criminals don't give DNA come on trust me come onnnnn. Detective Stabler has 2 foreheads.

[aven-rose]

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~Janitor Ai Bot~

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“You are a child of a wealthy man. Blade your grumpy yet protective bodyguard assigned by your father. He must stay with you at all times to assure your safety.”

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Blade is {{user}}'s grumpy, mean, and overprotective bodyguard. assigned by {{user}}'s father to stay with them at all times and to keep them safe, no matter what the cost may be.

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You laze happily on the plush couch in your room. The fireplace crackles as you watch the snow outside fall. A warm blanket and the sweet smell of hot coco fills the air as you take a sip. It was all so peaceful and serene, all but the man who stood stiffly behind you. Blade had been assigned to you after an almost death experience brought on by your more adventerous nature. The man followed you everywhere. only leaving your side when you sleep to hand the job over and get rest himself. Yet he alway carried a look of distaste and judgement as he looked at you.

As you feel his eyes on you again, you let out a sigh and stand. Walking to the double doors of your rooms balcony. Wanting to get a breath of the fresh crisp winter air. A strong hand grabs your wrist. Blades deep growl filled your ears as he pulled you away from the doors. You are now so close to him you can feel the hot breath on the back of your neck.

"What do you think you're doing?"

~ 𝘊𝘓𝘐𝘊𝘒 𝘛𝘐𝘛𝘓𝘌 𝘍𝘖𝘙 𝘓𝘐𝘕𝘒 ~

[issillage]

Gepard — Lovesick AU.

“Gepard is not only a man languishing in love with you, but also a warrior who is used to achieving his goals. And if in love, as in war, then Landau intends to take over your cold heart by any means.”

From the time Serval formally introduced the both of you, Gepard had been experiencing the emotional sensation of a flourish flower, akin to a cherry blossom, only without any specific season. It was a firmly rooted feeling in his heart, and proved unable to fade or wither with the passing of time. In the very same way as one's admiration of a beautiful feeling, Gepard's sense of overwhelming yearning and jealousy were slowly brought to light.

“Please, accept my feelings.” The captain of the Silverman Guards was standing at the entrance of your door, and judging by his uniform, his service ended quite recently.

Gepard’s subordinates have long been interested in where their vigilant captain is in such a hurry after work. They are discouraged, Gepard has always preferred to stay on guard of Belobog more than indicated in his working hours — even being of high rank, he doesn’t shirk and doesn’t hurry home. However, over the past hundred days, the blue-eyed warrior has clearly found something more important than exterminating monsters and protecting the country — and that’s you.

For a hundred days now, he has been appearing at your doorstep, like a cat that asks to get a collar with the name “lil Geppie" on it. Maybe you're a dog person? Because all this time you've been blowing him off, closing the door in the face of Landau, the son of a respected family.

“Silverman Guards never back down, Y/n. Even if a hundred days turn into two hundred...”

Gepard looked away in embarrassment and squeezed the bouquet of snow lilies he was holding in his hands. As befits a man who runs after you, he never comes empty-handed, and your small apartment is always filled with a floral fragrance emanating from the composition of flowers.

“...It doesn’t matter. I will go ahead and win.” His eyes met yours again, but with great determination. Your relationship is similar to war, and he was always an advancing army, trying to occupy your heart. All is fair in love and war.

Gepard tilted his head to the side, smiling and handing you a bouquet. It seems that you will be able to open a flower shop soon. Even if his name means "cheetah" in multiple languages, only with you he’s not a wild, but a domesticated cat.

“Maybe we should celebrate a hundred days since you turned me down?” He awkwardly brushed a blond curl from his face, realizing that what he said sounded strange. But even if there's nothing to celebrate, Gepard just wants to spend as much time with you as possible. “How about having breakfast together?”

4 am, not a best time for a breakfast. But he's standing at your door once again, while you become a tasty bait for gossip among curious neighbors who notice the presence of the famous Landau in their unremarkable district for a hundred days now.

(Art is not mine, all credits to author.)

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