#james bond headcannons

[sideways-hedghog]

it's been a hot minuet since i wrote fic, and an even hotter one since i wrote from my qpr 00q series, and i decided i wasn't going to get into any q's name plots for it, but regardless i have my own idea for his name thats so unhinged and another one thats just a mildly funny scrabble joke.

idea one:

his name is Harley, at some point in uni he smacked someone with a baseball bat and got the nickname harley quinn which got shortened to quinn. so when people who know him as q hear someone call him quinn they assume its his real name and that Harley is a nickname relating to motorcycles.

idea two:

if his name is ben, then he's ben 10, because scrabble points

[pfhwrittes]

i like to think gaz dreamt about being the first ever black james bond/007 as a kid. so please imagine his utter delight when laswell taps him to be an unofficial honeypot for a VERY off the books mission for the CIA

[teamcurtflake]

if I ever see any of the daniel craig bond movies, I will 100% be pretending he is benoit blanc undercover.

[aprettyspy]

Eve Moneypenny Day

A few headcanons for our favourite BAMF!PA

Eve's path to the SIS came first as a police officer. She joined the Met straight out of school and was immediately directed to their Officer Fasttrack Programme. By 22 she had a degree in Criminology, had completed the advanced evasive driving skills courses and was a DC with the armed protection unit.

It was on an inter-agency mission between The Met, MI5 and MI6 that Moneypenny first came to the attention of M as she drove backwards at 90 miles per hour on the M25 to block in the suspected suicide bomber on their way to central London.

M personally mentored Moneypenny. She saw a lot of her younger self in the Agent.

Eve didn't mins shooting Bond too much. The hours they had spent together flying to Turkey had revealed just how much he could drink and how difficult he found being told 'no' to his sexual advances.

She flew to Cancun at Q's request. Bond wouldn't have been the first Agent to suddenly reappear, only to have joined forces with the other side. She also wanted to get the shagging out of the way so they could work together properly. She thoroughly checked Bond's room and clothing as he slept afterwards.

It was Tanner that persuaded her to leave the field and become Malloy's 'PA'.

Tanner and Moneypenny have a curry together once a month. They basically run the SIS between them and allow themselves two hours each month to gossip and complain about everyone.

She slips away quietly to marry her partner just before being made M. Tanner and Q act as witnesses and she makes Bond be her Bridesman. He is surprisingly good at the job.

[cringywhitedragon]

Since I have a headcannon that in the Pokémon universe there is a parallel to James Bond called James Inteleonwhich is basically the same but with a spy and his Inteleon and is like super big in Galar, here’s all few titles as they would be in the pokeverse

Professor No

From Sinnoh with Love

A View to a Snipe Shot

Octilapussy

Lunaraker

Electroball

The Man with the Golden Pokeball

KeenEye

Skydrop

No time to Faint

On Her Majesty’s Secret Starter

Live and Let Faint

(I’m out of ideas, feel free to add more)

[moregaythanyourealized]

I like to think Bond is fluent in sign language just because he thinks it’s cool and he can talk shit with felix

[ddaisychaser]

hockey player james headcannons for those who love this au as much as i do muah!

• so so sweaty when he gets home from practice. as much as you love that james is like a personal heater for you when it comes to those cold rainy night cuddles or womanhood surprisingly greets you one morning, he also is a sauna coming off the ice. yet, he’s so excited to see you, that when he burst’s through your apartment door and jumps on the bed to give you kisses, they aren’t very enjoyable when your comforter and clothes get soaked by his presence.

• of course, he somehow then manages you to take a shower with him every time.

• wearing his jersey might be one of the reasons james will ever burst out into tears of pure happiness. the first time you both started dating and you came to one of his games with ‘potter’ displayed across your back, wearing his number, poor thing almost got knocked out by a flying puck because he couldn’t take his eyes off of you.

• speaking of flying pucks, james definitely has lost a tooth or two from his reckless behavior and cocky attitude, that perhaps sometimes the other team don’t seem to understand. as much as we all adore james’s kindness and big heart, that boy is a loose canon on the ice. usually finding home in the penalty box more that either one of you would like.

• if you don’t know how to skate, it’s your lucky day! because you best believe your first date consist’s of james taking you out into the empty arena, and spending all day holding your hand as you get used to the ice. don’t worry about falling though, because james would be damned if you ever hit the ice without him catching you. those big muscles aren’t just for hockey wink wink.

• definitely is the cutest little grump if his team is to ever lose a game. james loves winning (not as much as he loves you) but considering being captain, all he wants is for his team to cherish the sight of holding the number one title and a great big trophy to display in the locker rooms. speaking of, when he does walk out after losing a game, his face immediately falls into the comfortable crook of your neck and leans all his body weight into you. just mumbling, “i tried baby, i really did.” before kissing that sweet spot behind your ear.

• dating james also includes your position as the team’s ‘mom’ james will make sure every one of his teammates adore you just as much as he does, and to give their full respect if you are to make your presence know. yet, if james isn’t around, all those boys are doting on you and asking for favors. ‘hey y/n! can you help me find my jersey?’ or, ‘y/n, i can’t figure out this recipe. can you look it over?’

• as james watches his teammates over time grow fond of you, of course he get’s sweetly jealous. mumbling, ‘sweetheart, why do you have to help sirius with his homework? you are suppose to be hanging out with me.’ although james can’t even lie, watching you bond with the team is such a hilarious, yet special, moment to witness.

[fubkakky]

Turkey did it.

“We need you out of retirement for one last job.” “Who?” “Not who, but where. The Olympics, in France. You’ve always been our best shooter.”

[noblehouseofgay]

Platonic moonwater headcannons bc I adore them!!

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- They're both somewhat disabled, remus obviously bc of his furry little problem and regulus' body just decides to stop working randomly (me core). So they bond over that and help each other out with it. Like when one of them is worse off the other helps them do things they can't do

- they can basically read each other's minds. They can give each other a look and it's basically an entire conversation. (James and sirius always get so mad bc they have no idea what their bfs are planning/thinking)

- they have one day a week where they send james and sirius off on a task so they can have quiet reading time

- Remus helped teach regulus how to cook

- regulus buys remus a fuck ton of gifts bc he doesn't know how else to express that he cares for his friends

- they'll read the same book, annotate it, then switch, and then the other person adds annotations with those. They switch every chapter

- one day they came home with a cat and james and sirius just had to accept that they had a cat now (james and remus fuel regulus' old cat lady vibe, sirius is the only one who keeps the amount of cats to a normal amount)

- reg's periods sync up with the moon most times so they end up being cuddly besties and make their bfs do things for them

- when they found out regulus was an animagus, they convinced him to join them for fulls. Reg acted like he didn't want to but he absolutely did

[hedgehog-troops]

Headcannon that Monty loved regulus more and effie lived Sirius more. James was just in the middle.

i feel like this has so much oitential for angst, where james grew up loved by both his parents because he had some traits from them both and never understood the mommy's/daddy's kid stereotype because he loved them both equally.

and then come sirius and regulus and he watches the way montys eyes light up talking to regulus about potions, how they can talk for hours, how they always disappear together for ages.

he watches effie and sirius bond over the randomist things and watching them do make-up together, doing everything together, making hot chocolate together, gossiping together and james is just there.

he isnt the favroite, he isnt the one thats be willingly sought out, hes just loved.

he knows he shoukdnt but he misses the way his parents would have unlimited time for him, how he could randomly think if smthng and just come downstairs and tell them, unlike now when he comes, Monty is doing expiraments with regulus and sirius and effie are engaged in conversation whikst playing chess.

he consideres himself the worst person for being jealous of them, but he knows that they deserve it more than him.

[insomniac4000]

Youtuber Dad! Headcannons

Harry Lewis I can see him having three kids as he is from a family of three kids, maybe a boy then a boy and then a girl. The baby girl is treated like a baby girl and treated like a princess. Once the third one is born and the family is complete he decides it's time to move back to Guernsey to give his family the same upbringing he did and comes back to London once a month to block film before going back home.

Definitely an outdoor dad, teaching kids to ride bikes, climb trees, taking them for walks to tire them out when you want some time for yourself.

Definitely prefers the older years, not to say he is not involved when they are babies he will feed, change, cuddle and bond from day one but he really comes into his own when they can walk and talk and he can interact with them more and do stuff.

ChrisMD Honestly with him believing in soul mates and believing his life's mission is to find the one I can honestly see him wanting a ton of kids when he finally finds that person, and he falls in love with her even more after each one. Maybe three or four kids, I can possibly see multiples in there too jokes about having his own five a side team. Full on hands on dad, incredibly over protective and when his kids get older deffo an "embarrassing" dad with his jokes and antics but it's all full of love. Definitely moves out of London to somewhere with a big garden and near places for walks and of course a kickabout. Also likes to teach also, can see him really helping with homework. Oldest kid has a name beginning with M because he really wanted his kid with the initials MD. Into baby wearing, nothing gives him more pleasure than strapping the carrier to him and getting snuggles with his little one.

George Clarke Definitely giving the "hot dad" vibes. Three kids, all relatively close in age should be incredibly chaotic but he is kind of calm about it all and goes with it. Dad joke king, it's all giggles initially until the teenage girl starts rolling her eyes but beneath there is a smile. Out of everyone would be the disciplinarian a little more but not in the horrible way, just is a little more stern and kids know when he switches to being more serious it's the time and place to be serious.

ArthurTV Two kids, took some time to adjust to fatherhood, although excited got very anxious and felt way out of his depth at first but worked through it. Likes the older kid stage the best also, round 5-10 years is his fave as they learn and grow and he can debate them and test their knowledge and introduce them to concepts. Definitely accidentally taught not only his but a few kids a swear word as he yelled it once and they all copied.

WillNE

Two kids, moves away from London when his first is born, can see him as a boy dad "taking the boys to the park," "do you think the boys are too young for Silverstone?" Absolutely hates the sleepless nights and needs a nudge to get up if it's his turn. Absolutely loves his family but also never lets his relationship get lost in all that, still tries to keep up as much as the couple stuff as possible, cooking dinner while the kids are doing their bed time routine to still create some normalcy which is very much appreciated.

James Marriot One and done and that's how he loves it. Being able to shower all of his energy, time and resources on one kid to give it everything they want but also still being able to have time for himself, a very wise mental health decision for all. Music obviously playing a big part in the home from playing songs to the bump to making up lullabyes during the hard nights to starting to teach the child how to play an instrument.

Would love to know your thoughts? Agree/Disagree? Anyone I missed off you would like to know thoughts on?

[sideways-hedghog]

Since I've resurrected this recently, here are some more:

15. James always has Q's pens since he steals them, Q never has pens on him and therefore retrieves his nicked pens by borrowing and not returning them from James.

16. In an attempt to hinder said pen stealing Q bought a load or ridiculous kids pens (think glitter, unicorns, fluff, spring toppers). All this actually accomplished was both of them getting strange looks when signing reports etc.

17. James tried to sneakily buy Q smart office clothing and Q somehow managed to return them despite having no receipts, tags or idea where they were from. Neither of them actually acknowledged this entire interaction.

18. Neither of them can actually nap, even around people they feel safe with, even with each other. They do however lie down with their eyes closed if they're tired to try to recharge in some way. Thus they overhear a decent amount of conversations fully unintentionally.

19. Q's cats immediately fell in love with James. He's their favourite place to sit.

20. James actually hates the idea of traveling for a holiday. He does however secretly want to spend a week doing touristy things in Scotland.

21. Q treasures every silly gift from any of his friends and the double-Os. They're all on shelves or in draws spread out between his office and flat.

Head-cannons for my 00Q QPR series on ao3

Series can be found here

1. Q loves anything that smells nice but he hates candles. People assume it’s something that’s happened at work or because of the cats but he’s just always been put off by open flames.

2. James has very little in the way of personal effects in his flat but he has a picture of a chocolate cake above his bed.

3. Q listens to heavy metal most of the time and classical puts him to sleep (except for a specific piece by Beethoven he studied in school that he always skips over).

4. James and Q can’t go shopping together. They both get distracted by all sorts, they’ll go to get ingredients for dinner and come back with a pot plant and a new rug.

5. They make fun of spy films to unwind. 

6. Q’s room-mate/fake-boyfriend from university does actually know he works for MI6, and Q knows where he works and keeps an eye on him - they’re stubborn so they haven’t interacted with each other since they graduated.

7. James wears a dark grey ring on a chain because actually putting it on drives him mad. Q has a necklace with an ace of spades charm he wears under his shirt because rings are impractical.

8. Q has one of James’ dog tags from when he was in the Navy and sometimes wears it when he’s worried about him - they’re both really sappy like that.

9. Q’s security system is programmed so that any of the double-ohs can get into his flat (besides the physical locks which they can easily get through).

10. All of the double-ohs have worked out that the way to get James to do something is to set Q on him - they use this knowledge for evil. Q is absolutely as chaotic as Her Magestie’s finest disaster.

11. All the Double-ohs have nicknames that appear in reports. Mallory decided it was best not to question it.

12. Q-branch games nights happen monthly and end with knives thrown and slightly morally-grey deals made. 

13. Q branch as a whole is probably more terrifying than most of six acknowledges considering they all have at least one weapon speciality and decent hand-to-hand skills.

14. The double-ohs actually answer directly to Q since M realised they actually listened to him.

[corrodedcoffins-blog]

regulus black x potter!reader headcannons

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yn is a very outgoing person, but when she gets comfortable with someone she could just sit in silence with them for hours. James, her mom, remus, and regulus are those few people

regulus always lets yn know where he's going/what he's doing

like when they become public, regulus will walk over to yn after he's finished breakfast (which is always before her because he wakes up earlier) and always lets yn know whats going on

"hey. I'm going to potions now."

"okay reggie, i'll see you at lunch!"

and in public it's always yn initiating pda, but in private reg is really the more cuddly/touchy one

and when yn does show him affection in public he gets very awkward

"heyyy honey! you're eyes look pretty."

"okay.. i gotta go."

"you look so hot in your quidditch uniform!"

"mon amour, i have to go warm up.."

"i love you!!"

"i love you too." 😐

yn braids regulus' hair while they cuddle

they both like making their brothers uncomfortable by being coupley but hate when either brother interrupts their couple time when they're alone

yn know regulus hates awkward silence, so i imagine that like the first dinner after their brothers found out about them, it was very awkward and yn had to fix that for her boy

"did you know that dinosaurs all had big ears but everyone forgot because dinosaur ears don't have bones?"

"no i didn't know that, hun." -effie

"thats cause it's not true.."

regulus flirts with yn in french and after a while she gets fed up at reg not telling her what he's saying so she learns french

yn is a terrible cook, effie had tried to teach her countless times, when reg moves in with the potters effie teaches gim how to cook in order to bond with her and he is just a natural

Regulus fell first, Y/n fell harder

[euphorial-docx]

why do people act as if reg and lily have no way of working out ever? whether that’s in jegulily, or just regulily, or even platonically?

of course, fanon is different for everyone, so maybe it really doesn’t work for some people, but i feel like there are general characterizations here for most people to at least see some of the connections.

like for example:

reg and lily are both usually depicted as very intelligent and scholarly and all that. they could bond over that if you let them.

reg is often made into a prefect, and lily was a head girl, so it’s not as if there was no chance of them running into each other in those situations.

they are both the younger sibling who have a… difficult relationship with their older sibling. the bonding potential that has? ASTRONOMICAL.

both lily and regulus, in most fanon interpretations, have no problem rejecting james and acting annoyed by him (or genuinely being annoyed by him). it normally takes a while for lily or regulus to warm up to james, for more or less the same or similar reasons.

like… imagine them whispering about james’s latest shenanigans together, to varying levels of annoyance and fondness, but just blankly staring at james whenever he tries to get into the conversation.

some people also bring up that he was a death eater and she would never give a death eater the time of day, to which i say: since when have we given a fuck about canon? if we can turn barty and evan into babygirls, i think we can have au’s where lily and regulus don’t hate each other and actually maybe like each other.

there are ways for them to work in any way you want them to, just like there are ways for any ship to work if you want them to.

i don’t get why it’s such a problem coming from a fandom that literally makes up everything. after all the headcannons we pull out of our asses, lily and regulus kissing is where you draw the line? really?

[severus-snape-apreciation-blog]

Had a weird idea for a fic idea. Percy Adopted AU

So. Imagine if James and Lily were a little older and had a 5y when Harry was born,

Percival (named after Dumbledore), middle name one of his Grandfathers who recently died Potter born August 22,

when they die because he knows about magic Dumbledore places him with the Weasleys.

Tells them that he found the child in a destroyed family and he was worried someone would come after him cause of who his parents were. They should tell people he was theirs biologically

The kids all know he is adopted but Ron literally forgets and they honestly kind of forgot.

This could also move into more of how Percy doesn’t feel like he’s part of his family.

Most 6y don’t know anything other then parents are Mom and Dad. He doesn’t know who they were and not helped by the fact no one called them James and Lily but Prongs and whatever nickname for her and since he was so young the memories are fuzzy af he is very confused. He does know he has a baby brother and thought he died in the “fire/attack on his muggleborn parents” as he was told

This could also explain why Peter came to him. Guilt and felt he had to look out for him,

What he does remember is the feeling of being loved, laughter, one of the paintings he loved to stare at. The stars on his rooms roof. Having a giant fluffy dog he would cuddle with. A sorta rough voice reading to him. Maybe a Deer that would break in, red hair and the sound of laughter.

If he tries harder to remember his nightmares get worse. He was there when it happened. Watched his parents killed and his brother almost killed. Trauma also one of the reasons he doesn’t remember his family,

Things that happened living with his parents that he doesn’t remember

Knowing Snape and McGonagall. He and Lily reconciled and she introduced them when he was a baby and he used to call Snape Sevy and McGonagall Granny. She was not pleased

Would visit his grandparents - his Moms Dad who passed right before he was born.

I am on the side of the headcannon that Mrs Potter is from India. Idc about Cannon and that he actually visited where he was from when he was 3. He’s still Red Hair and pale, unlike Harry

Was babysat by all three other marauders a lot. Like Fully feel Sirius and Remus lived with them with Peter visiting a lot ( he was offered a room but his Moms health isn’t good) he was just as much a friend as the rest. That’s the tragedy of it all.

Has pulled on Dumbledores beard as a baby. Got a hand in it and wouldn’t let go till it was time to eat. James thought it was Hilarious. Lily not so much.

There is a photo of once when Severus and Sirius were forced to jointly baby sit they bonded over motorcycles ( I HC Snape has one) and they are working on it in Leather jacket and Percy is wearing a tiny leather jacket joining them. Lily came to pick him up.

Also one showing how Snape has no idea how to hold a kid and is legit hold him like a sack of potatoes under his arm,

Cue 1st year and Snape and McGonagall are like 🤨🤨 hmmm and side eyes this little first year and side eye Dumbledore and he eventually tells them but he makes them promise not to reveal it.

Cue 5th year and he meets Harry. Basically like the books where he treats him like family. Cause he did. He’s always been kind to Harry. He feels like he’s familiar but that’s cause he’s famous, right?

But then cue 7th year! Harry’s 3rd

He meets Professor Lupin and. There’s just SOMETHING about him and WHY does he look so darn familiar, and when he reads experts to the class he feels like a kid again,

While Remus is freaking out cause he was told his pseudo God Kid (both he and Harry are technically Sirius’s but if Remus was allowed to be he would be as well) was killed, and here’s a 17y version with Lillys hair and James eyes and Fleamonts face,

Percy would ask Dumbledore if he knew why Professor Lupin looked family and he would shrug at this technically a adult who has every right to know but Dumbledore the anxious king is worried

Later after he leaves cue Remus storming going “bitch what the fuck” okay but going “you told me Percival was dead! He’s not” and Dumbledore goes on a spiel of how it would only put him in danger if anyone else knew, cause he was the only witness to that night and even he himself doesn’t know. And no you can’t tell him.

Remus goes 😑 and comes up with a plan to get the kids to figure it out themselves, cause he was told “tell them and your fired. I’m sorry”

Like asking Harry if he knows he had a brother, and he did but none of the pictures he was given show him/removed from the images, Remus goes “huh I was sure he was in this one” and Hermione uses Revelio and whoa!

And like more shenanigans, Percy eventually figures it out. Remus told him of a way that he could access files about himself cause he’s not legally dead. It’s a rumour Dumbledore spread, cue intense panic and weirdness from him

eventually Peter ends up sorta telling Harry cause the whole Sirius Peter thing happens and Sirius thinks Percy is dead and yelled that Peter might as have killed him and he’s like “he’s not! He was adopted by the Weasleys!” And Ron and Harry are like 👁️👄👁️

Cue more shenanigans and an awkward convo between them, Ron’s like “Harry this means you are technically family!!” And then this is where it would deviate more from cannon cause till this point it’s pretty on point

Thoughts?

[concook20]

Wild Kratts Headcannon! (2)

Martin/Chris/Aviva/Koki/Jimmy Z

Crew: 2/5

Chris Fredrick James Kratt

Age: 22

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Bisexual

Birthday: July 19th

Zodiac Sign: Cancer

Height: 5' 8"

Weight: 150 lbs

Body Shape: Fit, as if he goes to the gym

Favorite Color: Green and black

Verts: Ambivert, mostly extrovert though

Phobia: Nyctophobia (Fear Of Darkness)

Hobbies: Singing, rock or tree climbing, and reading books (books like Amulet, Bones, and classic books).

Family and Relationship

He was a daddy boy before, he used to try to be perfect for his dad, so he could make him proud, until he came out as bisexual, which made his dad angry and upset. He still hopes he could be proud in the future

He loves his mother, in fact, he learned how to cook when he was interested, where he isn't the best, but he still makes good meals, too. He loves spending time with her, whenever he take a break

He hates Christine, due to most of the time, she takes credit for stuff like cleaning, making coffee for their dad, and/or do her work, whenever Chris was the one who did those things, and even then, the two still hate each other

Susan and Chris are close, but they don't spend time with each other much, since Susan and Martin bond, and they hang out sometimes, but not all the time

He dated someone once in high school, a popular guy, until he dumped Chris for not liking a 'weirdo, who loves animals', which made Chris, somewhat, closed off on love

Chris and Aviva met around middle school, where they were science partners, until they hung out more, becoming best friends

The reason why Chris crawled to Martin instead of his parents, was because he actually loved Martin more than them, since he feels happier and safe around him, even wanted to be just like him when he was older, to the point the two began their dreams of saving animals

Facts For Chris

Chris wears glasses most of the time, even when he mostly doesn't need it.

Chris listens to Melanie Martinez, NF, or Billie Eilish songs, since most of the time, he relates to them deeply and other times, they're catchy.

I don't care how anyone wouldn't believe this, but this dude cheats in any games, like Uno or Mario Kart, no matter how hard or easy it is!

Chris has a teddy bear in order to sleep in the dark.

Chris used to be a nerd when he was a freshman, until he began to work out and wear different outfits, which got some attention.

Chris sings whenever he is alone, since he's still nervous about his singing voice, but even if he does, he is a very good singer.

Chris has ✨Autism✨!

Chris is a BIG fan of MatPats videos, even doing his own theories on movies, shows, or books.

That's all for now! If you have any questions, please comment down!