#007 fest 2023

[samanthahirr]

007 Fest - Scavenger Hunt #46: Incorrect Quote meme

[dixkens]

You Rebuilt My Car

A double-drabble for fest.

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“You rebuilt my car,” said Bond, stunned.

“Yes,” said Q. “An interesting technical…”

“I could kiss you,” Bond teased.

“Please don’t,” said Q after a nearly imperceptible pause.

His tone was dry and bored. He’d rolled his eyes and was almost the picture of the disinterested quartermaster­—who dealt with multiple deadly, flirtatious agents on a regular basis—almost.

Bond’s life, too often, depended on him noticing the things others didn’t want him to see. And right now, there was something that Q didn’t want him to see.

So, he looked.

“You didn’t rebuild the car I dunked in the Tiber,” said Bond.

“Please,” said Q. “It’s still drying out.”

“Nor the Jag 004 crashed in Monaco.”

“Unsalvageable,” said Q. “Not worth the effort.”

“I’d assumed this was too,” said Bond.

“Recreating the original modifications was an interesting technical challenge,” Q repeated.

“I’m sure.” Bond took a step closer. Q held his ground though there was a flicker of concern in his eyes.

“You rebuilt my car,” said Bond, more gently than the first time. “I could kiss you.”

Not a statement.

An offer.

“Don’t,” said Q, eyes moving restlessly, looking everywhere but at Bond. “Not unless you mean it.”

[thestalwartheart]

Scavenger Hunt Item #46 Pick 2 or more characters. Using this generator, generate a set of dialogue. Use it in your fic or artwork.

[emiliasilverova]

007 Fest 2023, Scavenger Hunt item no. 9 (5/5): ‘Create an “incorrect quotes” post. Can fill up to 5 times. (Take a set of dialogue from another piece of media and assign it to Bond characters. Example link here)’

And one more for the road. Always a pleasure to pit those two idiots against each other, eh Q? *cackles*

[scarytheory]

Skyfall + Letterboxd reviews

[luminiferocity]

James Bond x Fleabag incorrect quotes

Scavenger hunt item #9

[aniron48]

IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT ESPIONAGE?

What your MI6-obsessed agent's text messages actually mean:

brb = bring radio back lol = lots of ladies tbh = totally been honeypotted smh = shake martini hard ffs = flattened fruit stand stfu = smartblood tracker found you tfw = tuxedo fits well fml = found M's laptop rofl = relying on Felix Leiter idc = I destroyed car btw = Bond tossed Walther

and bonus: bbs = bloody big ship

[3nigm4art]

Detroit Become Human AU, where Mi6 made an Android to replace the Q they lost

Prompt 005 table fill: Android/robot

[bluebellofbakerstreet]

Q and Bond are undercover as Bake-Off contestants.

From this prompt from the 2023 prompt list: Q and Bond have to go undercover at the GBBO. And to fully complete the mission…one of them must win. Bonus points if they’re investigating Paul Hollywood. (#179)

And also for this prompt from the scavenger hunt: Find the Difference - Create an almost identical image and change a few things there (could be an edit or art). Tell us how many things have changed when you post it. (#28)

So find the differences! There are eight!

[verdigrissoup]

Alternate universe where James Bond immediately turned to Reddit for advice after the National Gallery scene on Skyfall...

[teamofvillains]

Did you think you were spared?

This year, we are robbed of team days, a shame because we had so much fun watching you frantically trying to solve our codes. 

But you know what.

We are villains. We do what we want.

We have kidnapped one member of each team. And to get them back, each team would have to complete a task to retrieve their valued member.

@teamdoubleoh​: We have kidnapped @prismatic-bell​. And the task is to write a fic about how one of the members of Mi6 is actually a mole. Fic must be 500-700 words.

@teamqbranch​: We have kidnapped @kitten-kin . And the task is to make a photo-manip or art of how one of Q-branch's inventions will end the world. 

@teamcivilian​: We have kidnapped @00qsillyfanturtle​. And your task is to create a list of food and drinks for an "end of the world" party. Minimum, 5 food/drinks; recipe is not required but preferred.

The above tasks must be completed before EST 00:00, 21st July, or, well, who knows what will happen to your dear members. Tag us when you post it, or else we will pretend that we didn’t see it and never let your precious members go.

We wish you good luck with your tasks. You wouldn’t want your dearest team members/captain to meet their demise, would you?

[samanthahirr]

[i-eat-your-pancakes]

WITS, CHARM, THE ABILITY TO TELL EXACTLY HOW A MARTINI WAS MADE. THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT DOUBLE 0. BUT Q ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION: CHEMICAL SEX. THUS, JAMES BOND WAS BORN! USING HIS SUPER SPY POWERS, BOND HAS DEDICATED HIS LIFE TO FIGHTING CRIME AND SEDUCING A LOT OF WOMEN

(WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE)

For table 006: Draw in a different style. I've always wanted to try mimicking the PPG art style, so this was my excuse to do that!

[thestalwartheart]

FIRST AND LAST IMPRESSIONS as told through the language of flowers. Fill for #22 in the @mi6-cafe 2023 Fest prompt sheet.

[emiliasilverova]

007 Fest 2023, Scavenger Hunt item no. 46: ‘Pick 2 or more characters. Using this generator, generate a set of dialogue. Use it in your fic or artwork.’

I roll the generator once, and I get this gem. If you wonder how I managed to post twice in the same evening, look no further. I just had to.

[scarytheory]

Skyfall as AO3 titles

I love this weird genre of videos. It (suprisingly) took me hours to make it!