#agents at the Olympics

[artistic-cocoon]

Saw someone on twt say they wanted to see Percy drawn like Yusuf Dikec and I couldn't help myself

[fubkakky]

Turkey did it.

“We need you out of retirement for one last job.” “Who?” “Not who, but where. The Olympics, in France. You’ve always been our best shooter.”

[carterromanoff]

peggynat olympian instagram au

[alpha-churchrvb140]

what sports do we think the reds and blues would compete in? i’m watching the Olympics at work rn and it’s all i can think ab

i’m dying on the hill that Tex would do the 400m dash or long jump (i’m biased bc i did the 400m and long jump)

Doc obviously also does some sort of track event bc of his quote “You can’t catch me, I did track in high school!” so it makes me think he also did some sort of sprint (4x100 relay perhaps? or just the 100m dash?)

i can’t think of what anyone else would do tho oml

[slyvester101]

@alpha-churchrvb140 reminded me about a winter olympics au I had stewing up a while ago.

It’s an ice hockey/figure skater au where the reds and blues are big hockey players and the Freelancers are very strict figure skaters.

The director is that couch who pushes for perfection over the health and wellbeing of his athletes and it leads to a lot of injuries among his skaters. Wash ends up hurting his ankle really bad during a competition where he tried to pull a move he was not even close to trying to perform and has been permanently benched by the director even though he can still skate after he heals.

Tex is the one to leave first and dump figure skating for ice hockey because she loves skating and being on the ice but she truly cannot handle being a performer anymore because of what the director has done. She and Kai kick ass on the women’s olympic ice hockey team.

Carolina ditches the director but stays in figure skating with Kimball as her new couch. It’s much more fun being able to build up her own routines to music she actually enjoys.

Wash is very insecure about his skating ability because of the director and is honestly terrified to get back on the ice, but it’s Tucker who encourages him to step back out and try. They spend a lot of time messing around and teaching each other tricks from their profession. Wash ends up staying in figure skating, but he and Tucker always come to the other’s events to cheer them on.

Whether the other freelancers retire, keep figure skating, or switch to another sport is up in the air, but they all end up ditching the director at some point.

(The Chorus kids do snowboarding, skiing, or maybe the bobsled. Palomo really wants to go into skating and Tucker has been teaching him on the side)

[frances-baby-houseman]

We are still trying to finalize a contract on this house (a 100yo house has a lot of problems, my friends!) and there are TOO MANY LAWYERS involved. Adam is a lawyer, and he asked his uncle for a recommendation to represent us, so we have that lawyer (Steve) plus Adam's uncle has not excused himself so we also have him involved (Kenny). This is too many cooks! (too many cooks!)

We had a zoom with our inspector yesterday and he said be careful, a lawyer can protect you right out of a deal and YEAH. Kenny you need to stop asking questions! Adam put what we wanted for credits with the advice of the inspector (who I love and is my friend Marti's husband, he is GREAT, if you are buying a house in the chicago area I cannot recommend him more highly), Kenny does not need to keep offering his thoughts!!

Ugh I just want to start decorating!!

[who-needs-braincells]

Alright its been a bit its my turn for the silly picture

[astrodances]

Olympics prompt

So I may end up regretting this, taking a long time, or maybe not even following through (fair warning XD), but I like learning about different Olympic sports, so, in an effort to do so, I thought of a prompt idea:

give me a character (or two) [for a fandom I know] + an Olympic sport, and I'll try to draw or write something for it! 😄⚽️🏊🏃🥇

[tani-b-art]

JYo!!!!

This is her breakout game!

[doctorslippery]

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[justabarbiegirl05]

Rip Angie Martinelli you would of loved Lady Gaga's Olympic performance of Mon Truc en Plumes

[redheadarcher]

Scarlett, watching gymnastics/archery at the olympics : i could do that.

[legionofpotatoes]

remember how in the matrix resurrections the matrix realized that it could co-opt the existence of the matrix itself as a gaslighting tool to keep its subjects perpetually on edge, afraid, and distracted from the actual bigger context. this is in no way emblematic of today's evolved right wing pipelines and has absolutely nothing to do with what's trending on twitter right now

[honepiii]

People who fancast celebs for Wave are COWARDS!!! Jasmine Alkhaldi as Pearl Pangan

[cinema-hallucinations]

Prompt: Create a comedy thriller movie concept about agents who work in the secret government service that is in charge of creating and spreading new unhinged conspiracy theories to prevent the conspiracy community from finding out about the real and just as unhinged conspiracies that are actually going on (e.g. The earth is neither flat nor empty, these are covering up the fact it's donut-shaped and the moon is the donut hole, lizard people don't rule the world, but they do indeed rule the IOC etc.)

Theory of Distraction

Logline: In a world where truth is stranger than fiction, two mismatched secret agents in a government conspiracy-spin department must fabricate outlandish theories to distract the public from uncovering the real, mind-bending secrets of the universe—while inadvertently stumbling into a conspiracy even they can’t explain.

Tagline: The truth is stranger than fiction... but they'll make sure you never know!

Main Characters:

Agent Jack Ruse (50s): A jaded, wisecracking veteran of the DUP. A disgraced ex-CIA agent, Jack’s years of spinning absurd conspiracies have made him a master of deception.

Junior agent Paige Reel (early 30s): A brilliant, no-nonsense data analyst with a knack for spotting viral trends. Recruited from an intelligence think tank, Paige is socially awkward, but hyper-logical and driven by the need for order, making her the perfect foil for Jack's chaotic energy.

Director Ava Lark (60s): The agency’s enigmatic head and puppet master. Ava knows every conspiracy ever spun and is willing to sacrifice credibility, ethics, or even sanity to keep the real truths hidden.

Zeke “The Leak” Watts (20s): A conspiracy-obsessed blogger whose relentless pursuit of the “truth” inadvertently threatens to expose not just the real secrets, but also the agency itself.

General Draco Vermin: A reptilian overlord who serves as the leader of the IOC's covert lizard council. Charming yet menacing, he's busy orchestrating an intergalactic plot through competitive sports and global media.

Plot summary:

Meet the Department of Unbelievable Plausibility (DUP), a top-secret government agency tasked with creating and disseminating the wildest conspiracy theories to mislead, amuse, and exhaust the internet’s most devoted truth-seekers. The DUP's ultimate goal? To ensure no one ever stumbles upon the real—and even crazier—secrets hidden in plain sight.

When veteran "Conspiracist-in-Chief" Jack Ruse partners with rookie recruit Paige Reel, their mission is to debunk a rogue blogger's post attempting to reveal the world’s actual truth: that the Earth is donut-shaped and the moon is its missing middle.

But things spiral out of control when their fake theory about an alien-powered TikTok algorithm accidentally run into an entirely different conspiracy they're also supposed to cover-up: a sinister plot by lizard people (who do not rule the world, but are in control of of the International Olympic Committee) to rig the next Olympic Games.

Now, Jack and Paige must race against time to bury their mistake, outwit the lizards, and convince the world that nothing weird is happening at all. Armed with a mix of absurdity, tech wizardry, and a healthy dose of slapstick espionage, they discover that in the age of information, the most dangerous weapon isn’t the truth—it’s what people choose to believe.

Tone

Think Men in Black meets The Office, with a dash of Archer. A fast-paced, laugh-out-loud ride full of ridiculous theories, sharp satire, and unexpected twists.

Main Themes

Truth vs. Perception: The movie explores how belief can be manipulated, and how reality is often stranger than fiction.

Mistrust in Authority: The plot satirizes government secrecy and the extent to which institutions control narratives to maintain order.

The Power of Ideas: The movie examines the viral spread of misinformation and how even the most absurd ideas can gain traction in a digital age.

The Absurdity of Human Nature: A celebration of the ridiculousness of human behavior and our tendency to search for meaning, even in the nonsensical.

[slyvester101]

Drabble for the winter olympics au with a focus on tuckington

The first time Tucker met Wash, Tucker had been teaching Junior an easy hockey trick when he spotted movement coming from the bleachers.

It wasn’t unusual for someone to be hanging around this time of day, often just an athlete getting ready for practice or a worker checking in to make sure everything was okay on the ice, but Tucker knew basically everyone who rented out a spot for the rink and the blonde who perched himself in the front row was definitely a new comer.

But the confusing thing is that he looks familiar even though Tucker knows he doesn’t skate here. He just can’t put his finger on it until he skates over to say hello and clocks him as that figure skater Junior was obsessed with when he first got into skating. Wash recognizes Tucker too since he’s an olympian who’s currently holding gold for ice hockey. (Tucker may or may not drop a couple lines on Wash. He’s pretty. Sue him.)

Obviously, Junior is ecstatic to meet the Wash and geeks out about all the moves Wash has pulled off over the years and asks if he can show off one of his routines maybe?

Wash is hesitant since he hasn’t been on the ice since he messed up his ankle and got permanently benched by the director (who told him he’d never make up for the time he lost healing so he might as well just stop trying), but Tucker eases the pressure off of him by, rather badly, copying the moves he’s seen on tv and gets Junior giggling on the floor which has Wash cracking a laugh or two and relaxing at the very unserious air Tucker has set up for him.

When he finally gets on the floor, Tucker pulls him aside for a second to say that he doesn’t have to do this if he’s not ready or doesn’t want to, but Wash looks back at the bright, hopeful face of Junior and says that he’d be honored to give Junior a show.

Junior puts on a song from Wash’s early skating days, before he met the director, before he fucked up his ankle, before his love for skating got tainted with toxicity and stress. Of course he spins beautifully around the rink, graceful and gorgeous and not at all worried about perfection or difficulty or impressing judges.

For the first time in a long time, Wash has fun on the ice.

He gets a two-man standing novation from Tucker and Junior and if that doesn’t have him grinning like a maniac, what else will?

And if he gets roped into coming back to skate with them (Tucker always sending him off with a wink, a grin and a line about getting Wash to keep coming), well. Wash isn’t gonna complain about it.