#jade's ice cream

[tentacledwizarddraws]

tropical purgatory

[heartscrypt]

jadekali commission for @victoryshowers !! they are frolicking in the sun and having iced creams. god i wish i was them.

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Congrats on 10k!!! A small offering to the Writing Raven for the occasion

(care instructions: do not cram into cage and shake around)

[Referencing this post!]

zviabajaFERqbavwjgJhwjwj?????!?????? 😭 Thank you for this small offering! I shall treasure bite-sized Miss Raven forever and ever 🫶

(The care instructions won’t stop J word at all… though he who shall not be named might tell J word that’s no way to treat a lady/j)

[striderpups-reborn]

When both your husband and your daughter chase after the ice cream truck, you have to take precautions.

[beaujangles08]

john and jade eating ice cream

[strawbbfluff]

one thing about me is fake pity will make me weak in the knees every time

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Rose: Poison is a girl’s best friend.

June: I thought that was cocaine.

Jade: if you consult the Venn diagram, you can clear the confusion very quickly!

[rath00ker]

This is my list of what each Twst characters favorite flavor of ice cream is. I have no reason for this. I’m just bored

Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts: Strawberry ice cream

Trey Clover: Vanilla. He seems like that guy who’s just fine with Vanilla ice cream

Cater Diamond: He doesn’t really like sweet stuff but if he got one I think he’d just get Coffee Flavored ice cream

Deuce Spade: Chocolate.

Ace Trappola: Cherry ice cream

Savanaclaw

Leona Kingscholar: Vanilla but like with chocolate chips

Ruggie Bucchi: Birthday cake ice cream

Jack Howl: Mint

Octavinelle

Azul Ashengrotto: Chocolate Ice cream with brownie bits in it

Jade Leech: Pistachio Ice cream because he’s a fucking freak

Floyd Leech: Rocky road

Scarabia

Kalim Al-asim: Cookie Dough

Jamil Viper: Salted Caramel

Pomefiore

Vil Schoenheit: Strawberry banana flavored (He definitely prefers smoothies but cmon. Everyone wants ice cream sometimes)

Rook Hunt: Moose tracks

Epel Felmier: His family probably makes an apple flavored ice cream so he just eats that

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud: M&Ms ice cream

Ortho Shroud: can’t have ice cream he a robot :(

Diasomnia

Malleus Draconia: His favorite food is actually Ice cream but I think he likes Fudge Ice cream the most

Lilia Vanrouge: Strawberry ice cream with nuts on top

Sliver: French Vanilla

Sebek Zigvolt: Says his favorite flavor is Fudge but it’s actually Mint chip ice cream

[ghosinshambles]

They both got the funky its part of them now-

[ranpo-chan]

JADE ICE CREAM (つ✧ω✧)つ

[dlnqnt]

hayang's animated asmr — ice cream truck🍦

[ask-jadeharleyy]

best ice cream flavor?

GG: mint chocolate chip!! :D

[lu-kario]

gon be a birthday boy in just two hours,,,,,,,

[jadeandroses]

Was browsing the tags of a mutual’s art today, as I spend way too long doing sometimes, and I had a moment-

Because I saw my own fic recommended by someone in their tags.

(Tbh I straight up forgot the title of my own fic for a moment there. I read that and thought “oh haha I’d better check that out” and then I scrolled back up and thought WAIT THAT’S MINE.)

I’m having trouble putting into words exactly what I’m feeling??? Like??? I wanna scream? I wanna cry? I wanna jump around for joy??? I wanna hug everyone who’s ever read a fic of mine? I specifically want to kiss that person who recommended it??? I wanna hug the mutual who made that art regardless of whether or not they read my fic, because that piece of art scratched my brain to keep writing in the first place after a really hard few weeks at work?

God it’s just. It just made my day really good.

[m34gs]

You know, we talk a lot about the Housewardens, but I want to know what are the vice housewardens' favourite ice cream flavour? 👀

Ooooh this is gonna be lots of fun to answer! Thank you for asking, I agree we should discuss the vice housewardens more too!!!

Trey - Honestly, I think Trey would like vanilla the best. It pairs so well with almost any baked dessert, and it isn't an overwhelming flavour. I think he would enjoy the sweet simplicity of it. I also think he would love having it with fresh-baked pies.

Ruggie - Ruggie comes from a family that probably didn't spend a lot on ice cream, and it's hinted at that there's young ones he helps look after (siblings? cousins? neighbourhood kiddos? I don't really know but any of those is just as likely) so I imagine that when ice cream was bought, it was bought in a large quantity that was probably on sale, in a flavour that was probably "safe" as in, popular among the majority. For this reason, I think Ruggie would be in love with stuff that is more unique than plain old vanilla or strawberry or chocolate because 1. he didn't get those as a kid, and 2. it means he gets to have it to himself and enjoy it all. I think his number one favourite flavour would be pumpkin ice cream, because it's a different flavour...not too outlandish but definitely not one that is common among ice cream parlours.

Jade - Jade...Oh, Jade. Why must you torment me even in my own headcannons. Alright, so Jade has a favourite ice cream (technically a gelato). It's called "Byakuya". BUT, he's only allowed it on Very Special Occasions. Why? Because it is $6696.00 per serving. PER. SERVING. JADE. Why is it so gosh-darn expensive? Because it is made with Very Expensive white truffles. And look me in the eye and tell me that Jade wouldn't try an ice cream that comes packaged with truffle oil? (I'm sorry I just...I don't know what truffles taste like but research says they're savory, and my personal taste does not like to mix a lot of sweet and savory). And a hand-made metal spoon???? Part of me wonders if he lists this one as his favourite just so he can watch Azul break the bank on the twins' birthday. But honestly, I read about this ice cream here, and couldn't help but think about how it was Such a Jade Thing.

Jamil - I think Jamil would like Vanilla ice cream with some Cinnamon sprinkled on top. It's simple, but a yummy combo, and I think at the end of the day he wants an easy dessert he can enjoy. Plus, he pretty much never runs out of it; those are two ingredients you can find anywhere.

Rook - Rook likes a soft serve vanilla and chocolate ice cream in a cone. It's swirled beautifully and the two different colours really bring out that shape. He enjoys both chocolate and vanilla for taste, so in his mind this is the perfect mix of both. Also, it means he gets romantic ice cream cone dates with Vil. :D (in my opinion, ice cream is completely fine in either a bowl or a cone, but it is 100% More Romantic in a cone).

Ortho - Bubblegum for Ortho. It's a fun colour (usually blue or pink) and it has chunks of candy in it! What's not to love? I think Ortho is a "try everything" kind of person, but I think he would just really love the appeal of the bubblegum flavour ice cream. I also feel like it reflects his fun attitude and child-like wonder very well.

Lilia - Again. Why must I be tormented. But you cannot expect me to think Lilia would go for something normal...No no, he likes to experiment. He is out there trying anything and everything that he can, for the experience. Just a dude living his life to the fullest, and I love that for him. I think Lilia would list Pizza Flavoured Ice Cream as his favourite. Based on the pizza ice cream listed here, made with tomato, basil, oregano, salt and garlic, it would be very savory. Maybe a bit like a cold slice of leftover pizza? I'm not sure...but regardless, he is thriving off of it.

There you go! Those are my headcanons! What are yours, friend??👀 Also, no judgement towards anyone who likes the savory ice creams, it is just my personal preference that I do not.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jade: john are you okay?

John, who just slipped: yeah my ice cream’s alright