#jacobfredburt

[blanddcheadcanons]

The computer in the Fortress of Solitude has a computer that can monitor events from other universes (canon). Superman occasionally watches these alternate realities. Oddly, one of the strangest ones he's seen is also one with the fewest differences from his own universe. Almost everything is the same except most of the straight superheroes in his universe are gay in the other one and vice versa.

[mandaloriangf]

Well reylos have reached peak dumbass, I saw one try to argue that "technically the First Order was the State and the Resistance were the terrorists".

and that’s why i say they’ve aligned themselves with fascist apologia!

[clevelandrocklovesick]

These gremlins have the emotional iq and moral compass of a three year old

Three-year-olds are incapable of this level of depravity. When a three-year-old sees a GIF of a man raping a little bunny, they cry. When a gremlin sees it, they save it for later and use it as a weapon against a chat full of teenagers who disagree with them about a video game.

[ociel-namesuggestions]

Today’s Terrible Name Suggestion is...

Ciel’s Brother Phantomhive

Submitted by @jacobfredburt

[souphamsters]

@jacobfredburt I portray him as older because he was the first one, but I do see how your logic for the other way around would track also!!

that got me thinking tho, I wish we’d gotten to see Minilla grow up too, I wanna know what he got up to, what adventures he had...like, where did he go....

[lj-writes]

(Un)Fortunately the reylo collective has already made their own pride flag.

Sweet Jesus grant me the mercy of death

[astriline]

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i dont know what you’re talking about but ok

[myanimeconfessions]

The first anime I watched was Fruits Basket, I kept thinking anime was a Chinese thing because of the plot line involving the Chinese zodiac

@jacobfredburt

[bnheadcanons-scenarios]

So in the Smash manga there was a bonus chapter there was a villain who’s quirk allowed him to invert the gender and quirk of his victims (ex. Eraserhead’s power becomes forced quirk activation and her eyes become watery with prolonged use) and I was wondering how you think Mineta and Kaminari would be effected by this quirk. PS the chapter in question is on tumblr and shouldn’t be too hard to find if you need any reference.

Ah I must have missed that chapter of Smash but it’s really cool to think about actually!

Kaminari’s would probably just turn to electric absorption where she can absorb any amount of electricity that comes into contact with her skin but cannot expel it. Her quirk would allow her to process the electrical energy and convert it into chemical energy, muscular energy, or ATP even (the energy that basically powers all cells in the body and bodily functions). Since she could absorb the energy and convert it to other uses, it may allow her to become smarter and stronger the more electricity she can take in. Though, some side effects could be migraine, muscle atrophy and general muscle pain, weakness after the energy is used, lethargy, etc.

Mineta’s is a little more difficult to think of. Possibly, the inversion would be that she still throws the balls from her hair but instead, other people bounce off of them and she sticks to them. It would make it more difficult for them to throw them around since they would get stuck to her hand, so she would need to wear special gloves all the time to avoid that. It wouldn’t be a very helpful or practical quirk in that case. 

[incorrect-brooklyn99-quotes]

Terry: Sir, come off that ledge.

Suicidal Man: Oh, you care me now do you? Nobody respects me, nobody cares about me. I’m a nothing! Friendless and alone.

Terry: But the same thing could be said about the president, and he leads a full and active life!

[Submitted by @jacobfredburt]

[bardqueenofgallifrey]

Something I just realized; Moffat probably designed the Moment’s big red button/dynamite plunger form to resemble the trigger for the delta wave from the “Parting of the Ways”, which basically means he added another level of depth to that episode because it’s literally the exact same scenario: the Doctor is surrounded by daleks and the only way to defeat them will also wipe out another race as collateral damage and his hands are once again on that trigger.

honestly I wouldn’t be surprised, he’s great like that and certainly a big enough nerd and fan of RTDs work to think about that sort of thing

[blanddcheadcanons]

The in universe reason that Batman stopped carrying a gun in the Golden Age is that it was the result of an early ripple caused by the Great Crisis.

[mandaloriangf]

It's kind of interesting how reylos blame everything they hate about Star Wars on the Fandom Menace. Even more interesting is that technically they’re right, just not for the reason they think they are: when Kylo Ren was created his personality was based off of the toxic group of fans that complain about every movie, the reylos fell in love with the character, and tried to pressure Disney and Lucasfilm into making the entire franchise revolve around him, Disney knows that it’s insane to push such a controversial character as the face of the franchise. Now the reylos are treating every time that Kylo Ren isn’t on screen as pandering to the Fandom Menace, unaware of the fact that without the Fandom Menace their precious Ben Solo Wouldn’t exist.

that’s actually really funny when you put it that way and it’s so true.

[clevelandrocklovesick]

Everyone talks about Kaga being Megami’s suitor. But has anyone ever considered that he has a crush on Midori? I mean he has all those clones of her, what do you think he does with them?

Doesn’t everybody have an army of naked Midori clones?

[ociel-namesuggestions]

Today’s “Legit” Original Sebastian Name Suggestion is...

Demon Prince Malphas

“...architect of the Tower of Babel and the First Temple of Israel, commander of forty legions of demons, the Great President of Hell and second in command to the Demon Arch-Lord Satan”

Submitted by @jacobfredburt

(Mod UT: Congrats 🎉 on your first submission! I’ve corrected the post... again.)

[queencanaries]

I know this isn't the same as bringing Laurel back to life for real, but as long as Marc is going to cling to the idea that Laurel's lasting death has any meaning and until proven otherwise I am going to head canon that Oliver wakes up from whatever spell is keeping him with Felicity, he moves into a log cabin in the mountains to find himself, (leaving William in the care of an old friend from Gotham) maybe grows a van dyke and one day a man in gold and blue appears carrying (cont.)

Carrying a badly injured woman who looks exactly like Laurel in his arms. After the man heals her injuries with magic, he leaves only to arrive a short time later with a baby boy and explains that the three of them are from another universe where a hero called Superman had lost his way and became an authoritarian dictator and that the Oliver Queen of their universe was killed while trying to stop him. Shortly after Dinah wakes up the man leaves to let the two of them get reacquainted.

GIMME DAT INJUSTICE PARALLEL THO

I think what’s so interesting about the possibilities of Black Siren is the fact that it kind of resembles that idea a little. Oliver loses his Laurel, and Siren lost her Oliver. And somehow they’re reunited. I just wish the show wasn’t so closed off to Lauriver at this point, and could stitch that together and deliver on a really interesting story that directly links back to the pilot.