#jacob is weird

[sophieorso]

So in Twilight Jacob falls in love with Bella, right. Except no he doesn’t, he actually likes the Egg that would turn into Renesmee (which is a different kind of weird, but you do you Jabob, I guess). But speaking of him liking the one half that was needed to make Renesmee, it’s kind of necessary to remember that it takes two parts to make a baby, even if that baby is a hybrid. So Jacob had to be gay for Edward (or his nuts) at some point close to the conception of Renesmee. Just Twilight being the queer masterpiece it never intended to be.

[hermit-frog]

[flowerisherehi]

Wait i like them

[lykoiii]

that one artist who is always doing warm ups

[lulu2992]

When there was nothing left to burn, we sat on the ground and watched the fire consume and purify the place where we had endured so much suffering, like scouts watching a campfire. - The Book of Joseph

[amiracleilluminated]

[gilberttheboy]

Louis and Armand were way too practiced at the whole Rashid thing. No way that was their first time enacting an elaborate servant roleplay that they imposed on (comparatively) innocent bystanders. It might not even have been about Daniel other than not freaking him out with TWO vampires. Armand might've rolled out of coffin and said "lover, would it ease your nerves if I, perchance, took on the role of a household servant? Would you enjoy that? Telling me what to do in front of everyone, holding my livelihood in your hands?" And Louis (cause he doesn't think about other people's motivations if they're not attached to him) would say "why yes, it WOULD be soothing in my time of self-imposed angst to have you with me. You can make the drinks and think about how I might fire you if you don't make the martinis wet enough."

And then they tried to chew each other's fingers off. Cause they're freaks.

[jdorian]

Honestly, Markus... I don't know if you need one. You held your own today.

BRILLIANT MINDS 1.12 • The Doctor Whose World Collapsed

[nadezhda-wexler]

Sam Reid as Lestat de Lioncourt

and

Jacob Anderson as Louis de Pointe du Lac

[armed-saphire]

[just-call-mefr1es]

damn i love book series written by a guy with R.R initials about a boy under the age of 18 with inhuman abilities trying to survive and finish wars along with his friends and builds a community along the way while also falling inlove with his companion

edit: and i forgot to add that they both have terrible movie adaptations

(i didnt watch the percy jackson movies, but ive heard from friends that are big fans say theyre bad)

[pande-monty-um]

Something about Jacob lounging like a Jarl on a throne with his warprize hanging off his shoulder has me a lil feral ngl

[rebouks]

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Robin: I don’t know, this place feels kinda wrong. Aster: It’s giving me the creeps too. Robin: I don’t understand how we even ended up here.

Aster: Right? Why’d it get dark all of a sudden too, like.. it’s only what, 10AM? Robin: Not here, it isn’t. [Aster shuddered in solidarity with Robin]

Aster: I’m pretty sure it used to be an asylum or something. Robin: Yeah? Aster: Yeah-.. look at these freaky patient notes.

[PATIENT NOTES]

PATIENT NO. 1807-14 INTAKE DATE: [REDACTED] GENDER: FEMALE AGE: APPROX 14-15 HEIGHT: 5’0” WEIGHT: 49KG

CONTAINMENT INSTRUCTIONS:

Patient 1807-14 is to be kept in a soundproofed cell at all times. No verbal communication to be attempted and a buddy system must remain in place during any and all monitoring sessions. Any personnel within fifteen metres or attempting any type of communication with 1807-14 are to wear earplugs and active noise-cancelling earmuffs at all times. Any personnel who do not conform or are compromised in any way are to be taken to containment sector [REDACTED] by management for a minimum of one week and to be analysed by Doctor [REDACTED] before duties are resumed.

DIAGNOSTICS:

Patient 1807-14 is in good condition with no prior or current medical issues and or diseases.

Minor lacerations to the legs, arms and face.

Weight to be monitored due to frequent hunger strikes and manipulation tactics. If necessary, the patient must be sedated and force-fed via [REDACTED]

Brainwave activity is normal, though slightly elevated [REDACTED] has been observed.

THERAPY NOTES:

Patient 1807-14 claimed to have no extraordinary [REDACTED] upon arrival, though an incident with [REDACTED] effectively proved otherwise. Patient appears to have changed tactics since this point in time and relinquished [REDACTED]

Verbal communication with 1807-14 must not be attempted by any personnel below clearance stage [REDACTED]

NOTES:

Date: [REDACTED] Patient curriculars to be suspended following suspicious activity detected toward Patient [REDACTED]

Date: [REDACTED] Patient intervention and monitoring suspended via Doctor [REDACTED]

Date: [REDACTED] Patient force-feeding to be suspended immediately.

Patient 1807-14 is scheduled for live autopsy experimentation on [REDACTED]

END

Aster: Crazy, huh? Robin: Where’d you find this? Aster: They’re everywhere-.. only this box has ones with bits scrubbed out though.

[HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING]

[Robin, Aster, Jacob and Tess all launched themselves toward the commotion without thought, leaving scattered notes in their wake]

Aster: Holy shit. Robin: How-… Levi: I don’t know!

Penny: GET ME OUT OF HERE!

[leahclearwaterdefensesquad]

Going to be completely honest here, but the twilight saga should have started and ended with just twilight

[lulu2992]

❈ The Seed Family ❈

Joseph - Jacob - John - Faith

[k-wame]

Emerald Fennel Writer/Director of 'Saltburn' Breaks Down the Arrival Scene from 'Saltburn' for Vanity Fair Magazine via Youtube