#jackson whittemore.

[belovaeds]

" you really think showing up with him is supposed to make me feel something ? "

[pkrosche]

Teen Wolf Incorrect Text Posts 12/?

[headcanonthings]

Stiles, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots. Jackson, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, Stilinski, just do cocaine.

[incorrectsterekquotes]

derek: i swear on my betas' lives that I am a straight man isaac: MY HEART!!! ITS FAILING!!! boyd: the light.... it's getting closer... erica: FUCK I CANT BREATHE, TELL MY MOM I LOVE HER jackson: If I knew I was going to die today, I would have bullied you all much more

[usermischief]

Teen Wolf

1.01 - Pilot

[yaoiadderall]

STILES AND ISAAC YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WORSTIES. TO ME.

(more)

[louisbxne]

TEEN WOLF 1.07 | Night School

[nightlark100]

Stiles sets up a betting board rather early on, figuring it'll be something that might help the betas bond a bit. It started off with a few silly things but the main category quickly became 'what is going to try and kill us next'. The name was changed after Derek expressed concerns over how cavalier Stiles was about dying and instead became 'what is going to put us in danger next'. The rules were simple:

Each of them contributed to a pool.

Each beta was given the opportunity to change their pick after something tried to kill them or once a month (if things were quiet)

Winner got the contents of the pool

If there was no clear winner or if there was more than one and they didn't want to split it, pack could make an argument for why their pick was the closest.

Scott put down 'Peter betraying the pack'

Peter in retaliation put down 'Argents being Argents'

Both refused to change it.

Stiles put down 'Dereks love life'

Erica put down 'Stiles losing his mind in a haze of caffeine after too many sleepless nights researching'. Boyd silently added his name against that pick as well.

The problem was Stiles seemed to always get it right. No matter what he wrote down each time, it usually happened in some way.

Derek's love life - a barista he'd been tentatively flirting with at the coffee shop turned out to be a succubus

Extreme cold (mocked by the others for being written down in the middle of a heatwave)- an abominable snowman popped up and set off a cold spell that even werewolf heat and Isaac's scarves couldn't ward off

Scott's cooking - After breaking some of Melissa's kitchenware while trying to make a romantic meal for Allison (the exact details of how remain a mystery, although Isaac was involved) and replacing it with a new set from a cute little shop that seemingly popped up out of nowhere, the pack quickly found out that there was a poltergeist attached.

The only time he didn't put anything down, was when he got possessed. And Peter argued that he technically still got it right since the only thing in his section was his name... Which was accurate in its own way (Stiles was not pleased by this logic and refused to talk to anyone for a long time)

He began to get gradually weirder and weirder with his picks, not even really trying to win after a while. He was a little confused and concerned by his strange predictions and hoped that eventually it would get too absurd to possibly come true.

Musical theatre - a siren showed up and almost lured Isaac into the swimming pool with her voice.

Killer Tomatoes - Lydia ended up nearly choking on her salad

Hummus - Jackson managed to ingest poisoned hummus and became practically feral.

Puppies - Stiles woke up one day to a very stressed Derek with an armful of his now tiny canine betas. Stiles didn't mind that one so much.

[jade-bright]

Big brother Stiles (+Derek) with little Malia and Jackson

Stiles: Okay puppies, there are 206 bones in the human body, but! I’m gonna teach you how to dislocated someone’s body in 230 ways-

Derek: Stiles, they're kids!

Malia & Jackson:

Stiles: Oh yeah! You’re right.

*turns around for a few moments before turning back with puppets over his hands*

Stiles, in somewhat a kermit voice: Hi kids! We're going to show you how to dislocate someone's body! Let's start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?

Derek: Oh my god

———*after a while*———

Peter: Wait what did you teach them?

Stiles: There are 206 bones in the human body...

Peter: Mischief! They're CHILDREN! *turns to the kids*

Peter: If you are fighting an opponent your age pups, there may be up to 270 bones in the human body. Children's bones ares still fusing together. Here is how you can use that....

[jessmalia]

Mal's Teen Wolf rewatch: Shape Shifted (2x02)

[johnsotherbastard]

Ranking Teen Wolf characters based on how much I'd trust them to watch my drink at a bar

[harlstiel]

Derek: if you were arrested what would the charges be?

Isaac: Theft

Jackson: disturbing the peace

Erica: aggravated assault

Jordan: Arson.

Peter: Murder

Stiles: all of the above in that order.

[headcanonthings]

[The pack at Disneyland, in the teacups] Lydia, Alison, Danny and Boyd: *talking and barley spinning* Stiles, Scott, Erica, and Isaac: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming* Derek, Cora and Jackson: *standing outside the ride and pretending they don't know any of them*

[incorrectsterekquotes]

stiles, talking to jackson: I am NOT gaslighting you. I am lying to you. Gaslighting implies a level of effort I am simply not putting. Deceiving you doesn't require much.

[incorrectquotes-multiphandom]

[salty-fryingpan]

Thinking about how Jackson would react to Stiles pregnancy announcements

1st: Hey what the fuck do you mean by that?

2nd: Congratulations you two

3rd: The sex cannot be that good Jesus Christ

4th: Derek stay off of him