#incorrect hale pack

[incorrectsterekquotes]

derek: i swear on my betas' lives that I am a straight man isaac: MY HEART!!! ITS FAILING!!! boyd: the light.... it's getting closer... erica: FUCK I CANT BREATHE, TELL MY MOM I LOVE HER jackson: If I knew I was going to die today, I would have bullied you all much more

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: Have you guys seen—?

Isaac: *angry*

Erica: *trying not to laugh*

Derek: You look upset. You look angry. What are we mad about?

Isaac: Stiles lost a bet.

Derek: And you’re upset?

Isaac: Yeah! Because the loser was meant to do something embarrassing. And he was meant to wear a dress.

Derek: And?

Stiles: *crashing into the room, wearing a dress* Derek, there you are! Check out this dress. I look so good. Like, this is the best outfit I’ve ever worn.

Isaac: *anger intesifies*

Derek: *speechless* Oh.

Isaac: IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE EMBARRASING! YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT!

[headcanonthings]

Stiles: Why are you following me? Derek: Because we’re dating now. Stiles: Okay… what about the other three? Isaac: We’re a package deal Erica: Buy one idiot, get two idiots and a Boyd free!

[jade-bright]

version 1 Version 2

Laura: Have fun on your date with Stiles later, try not to burn the whole preserve Derek: ...I don't have a date with Stiles later Laura: What do you mean? I just saw him in the forest with a bunch of candles Derek: ... Laura: ... Both: Shit

[voidstilesplease]

POV: An outsider pack teaming up with Derek and Scott's pack against a common enemy and escaping by the skin of their teeth after an outrageous, inconceivable stunt pulled by Stiles.

Outsider Alpha: *in incredulous disbelief* Is this how you do things in Beacon Hills?

Stiles: You mean effectively?

Outsider Alpha:

Derek: Yeah, I won't think about it too much.

[teencopandthesourwolf]

Stiles: So you're just like——out here raw dogging life, huh Der-bear?

Derek: Dog jokes? Really, Stiles?

Stiles: Oh my God, I didn't even mean to——hang on, you mean I don't actually need to take quadruple doses of ADHD meds to be funny? BECAUSE I ONLY HAD A DOUBLE DOSE TODAY AND OMG I'M HILARIOUS! Hashtag winning! Hashtag I was just born this way! Hashtag The Stilinski Life! Hashtag How many times can a puny human pump their fist into the air without passing out?!

Stiles: *wobbles on the spot*

Derek: *steadies Stiles with a hand on the puny human's shoulder*

Stiles: Uh... Hashtag what were we talking about??

Boyd: You want me to threaten the pharmacist again, Derek?

Derek: *Le sigh* Please.

[azraphels]

Stiles: From now on we will be using code names.

Stiles: You can address me as Eagle One.

Stiles: Malia is “been there done that”.

Stiles: Lydia is “currently doing that”.

Stiles: Derek is “it happened once in a dream”.

Stiles: Scott is “if I had to pick a dude”.

Stiles: And Theo is...

Stiles: Eagle Two

Theo: Oh thank God

[moonch8ld]

Stiles: I CAN'T DO IT!

Scott, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Stiles: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Peter: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Stiles:

Stiles: I appreciate it,

Stiles: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Allison: Stiles-

Stiles: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Lydia: Stiles we gotta-

Stiles: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Stiles: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Stiles, motioning to Derek, in his wolf form, high on wolfsbane: NOT FUCKING THIS

[facingreailitysgravity]

[incorrectsterekquotes]

why would he say something so controversial but so true

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: How’s everyone doing?

Isaac: I’m breathing.

Derek: Setting the bar pretty low there.

Isaac: Still doing better than Stiles.

Stiles, having a panic attack: Fuck you.

[headcanonthings]

Melissa: We call that a traumatic experience. Melissa, turning to Scott: Not a "bruh moment." Melissa, turning to Isaac: Not "rip." Melissa, turning to Lydia: Not a "failed oversight on my part". Melissa, turning to Peter: Not an "omen of destiny". Melissa, turning to Boyd: Not a "failed mission". Melissa, turning to Derek: Not a "display of weakness to the Hale bloodline." Melissa, turning to Erica: Not a "whoopsie daisies". Melissa, turning to the Sherriff: Not a "day without a paycheck". Melissa, turning to Stiles: And definitely not an "oof lmao".

[jade-bright]

The result of Stiles spending so much time at the Hale's:

Laura: What do we say when making bread? Malia, glumly: That's the dough rising. Derek: And what do we NOT say? Stiles, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

[sterekmpreg]

Stiles and Derek: *accidentally kissing during argument in front of the pack*

Peter and Scott:

Erica and Isaac:

Lydia and Allison:

Boyd and Theo:

[voidstilesplease]

Derek: I come in peace.

Stiles: I'm peace.

Peter:

The Hale Pack:

The Alpha Pack:

The Pack who owns the territory:

Every other creature in the vicinity:

source

[omgtheywereawooomates]

Stiles: You think I enJOY being a mother hen to you little shits?

Cora:

Isaac:

Derek:

Erica:

Boyd:

Stiles: OK, fine, it's like crack to me.