#jace: shut up!
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*AU where Cregan, Jace and Luke are childhood friends*
*Luke walks in on Jace and Cregan*
Luke: What the actual fuck?! Oh you sick, sick bastards
Jace: Listen, Luke-
Luke: This is incest!
Jace: No it's not!
Luke: Yes it is, Jace!
Cregan: We're not related!
Luke: Oh and that makes it okay, I suppose?!
Jace: Well it makes it not incest!
#lucerys: Muuuum Jace is kissing Cregaaaaan#jace: shut up!#rhaenyra: hes what?!#daemon: ew#jace: ok you two are last people who can judge us!#cregan x jace#jace x cregan#cregan stark x jacaerys velaryon#crejace#jacegan#incorrect quotes#hotd s2#hotd#house of the dragon
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they really put alicent in bridgerton blue on the reunion and genuinely expected me to think that she didn’t in fact march all the way to dragonstone to get wifed up? bfr
#I am only a girl living in a society#I make connections#she looks so pretty in blue though I want more#also you’re telling me that rhaenyra saw her walk in all cute looking to not completely crumble at the sight of her?#like my girl got all dolled up for you do something#rhaenyra IS a puppy dog when it comes to those bambi eyes shut up#Alicent was like you think you want her? I’m the love of your life you moron#and rhaenyra is like I KNOW#like she’s been trying to get the other woman to realize that very thing for the last 15+ years#and alicent’s all heartbroken like oh so you’re taking her to wife#and rhaenyra is like nO? WHAT?? all dumb and speechless cause jealous alicent was definitely not on her bingo card this year#whilst also having her own mental breakdown#because how on earth is she meant to explain this to her councel#or jace for that matter#that sure was goint to be a fun future conversation to have with her heir#but also Alicent just strutted into the room and started acting like a scorned wife?#which left rhaenyra feeling like the asshole parent who stopped paying for child support after the divorce#but also she never wanted a divorce in the first place?? and alicent doesn’t seem to get this?#like she’s already figuring out how to most efficiently empty daemon’s chambers for the woman to move in permanently#but alicent’s still yapping off about not having a place in court anymore and fleeing across the sea#and rhaenyra can’t help the bitter taste in her mouth as she states how that ship came in a little too late for them and it is messyyyy#hotd leaks#house of the dragon leaks#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon#house of the dragon spoilers#rhaenicent#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#bridgerton
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I'm constantly thinking about this passage & I need other people to talk about
like "here is someone you already know"????????
#Jace & Alec as parabatai are very underrated & nobody gets them like I get them I fear#they both would rather kneel over and die than talk about their feelings#and it gives the illusion they don't care but they do#alec met tessa and immediately clocked that she has Jace's smile like#which is also so crazy in and of itself like????? wdym Jace has Tessa's smile???? shut up???#bella talks#tsc#the shadowhunter chronicles#the mortal instruments#jace herondale#alec lightwood#queen of air and darkness#idk why I'm Jace & Alec posting today 😭
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I do think the funniest outcome to Porter x Jace situationship is Porter realizing & more importantly vocalizing he preferred Jace before getting shatterstarred. What if god (re)made you in his image but then he said nah I think I liked you the way you were before
#starbreaker#porter cliffbreaker#jace stardiamond#they’re co-parenting rn ok#dimension 20#fhjy spoilers#fantasy high#jaceporter#fantasy high junior year#shut up Janelle
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thinking about that scene in TDA when Magnus is suffering from that warlock illness and alec is terrified, so jace resorts to praying for the first time 🥺
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Them: What are you? Team Green or Team Black? Team Aegon? Or Rhaenyra?
Me: I am Team Beautiful People, a beautiful person apologist if you will.
#house of the dragon#hotd#aegon targaryen#aemond targaryen#helaena targaryen#aegon ii targaryen#rhaenyra targaryen#rhaenys targaryen#rhaena targaryen#baela targaryen#daemon targaryen#daeron targaryen#alicent hightower#criston cole#shut up hes beautiful#corlys velaryon#jace velaryon#addam of hull
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When I remember BOTH of Will’s descendants through Lucie and James were killed by the mortal sword 😭✋
#‘this thing is bloody heavy’ SHUT UP#Livvy and Jace my sweets#tlh#chain of iron#the last hours#tsc#the shadowhunter chronicles#chain of gold#the infernal devices#Tid#tmi#the mortal instruments#the dark artifacts#tda#livvy blackthorn#jace herondale
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that moment in the last ep when jace says "i hope you do not mean to use [visenya] as an example" to rhaenyra is v delicious to me. it shows part of jace's control issues. rhaenyra is not your child, jace! he has taken responsibility in both the war room and in the family and he considers rhaenyra to be his responsibility like, say, joffrey is. and her going away like she did without a single raven or a word to jace must have been such a blow that he feels like he has to police what she's doing from now on, that he can do what he thinks is best.
furthermore, why jace would not take visenya as an example says a lot about how different jace and rhaenyra see their legacies. visenya was a very powerful woman, warrior and queen, survived her younger brother and managed to put her own son of dubious birth on the throne. it's easy to see why rhaenyra identifies and admires her. but we also know how visenya was vilified as a sorceress and a usurper and that's how jace must have seen her as he was taught about his family history by the maesters. he feels no kinship to her being both a man and a firstborn son raised in the safety net of his family support.
jace is deeply worried about how people perceive him and how he will be seen in the future too, will i be a good prince and king? will this unchangeable thing in me (a bastard) allow me to be what i want to be (a targaryen)? he does not want to step out of line if he can't help it, he wants to learn the intricacies of high valyrian, he wants to be the perfect prince, he wants to be trusted to do what it must be done as rhaenyra's heir. that he thinks that rhaenyra will follow in what /he/ knows about visenya, and what's she done wrong to that moment clashes too much with how he thinks he (and she!) must be. visenya's legacy still persists alongside maegor's and while jace wants to be The Targaryen, he can't afford to be "tainted" in that way.
it's why i think it's super interesting that jace, allow me the assumption from his daemonization this season, did not disagree with b&c because to him it feels justified for luke's murder. the same way rhaenyra feels justified in looking up to visenya's legacy and to try and emulate her because she feels lost "the path I walk has never been trod". she has to do everything in her power to win this war! no one is coming out unscathed.
#jacaerys velaryon#rhaenyra targaryen#jacaerys x rhaenyra#house of the dragon#this has been a post#shut up about jace challenge#post kind of all over the place but whatever
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#house of the dragon#she didn’t get to laid them to rest neither#lucerys body was never found#jace lost to the sea along with viserys*#aegon was ripped from her arms before she died#okay i'll shut up now#rhaenyra targaryen#house targaryen#tragedy
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sorry thinking abt the bad kids again. thinking about how they keep having to do things that they shouldn’t have to. thinking about how seven girls went missing in their freshman year and they were the only people consistently making progress in finding them. thinking about how they were expected to return the crown of the nightmare kind in a week. thinking about how they couldn’t even get a real break afterwards because they immediately went back to school and then had to fight the night yorb over summer break. thinking about how the bad kids literally BROUGHT BACK THE SUN and the only way they can get school credit for any of it is for each of them to write a ten page paper. for each incident.
#honestly like just thinking about augefort hs in general#cause how tf are the rogue students learning anything with out their teacher#is it like an online class?? is the class just pre prepped for when the students get there#why was kalvaxus made in the vice principal#WHY WOULD AGUEFORT KILL HIMSELF IF HE KNEW KALVAXUS WOULD BE RELEASED#fhjy spoilers#just to be safe even tho i dont rlly mention junior year#fhsy spoilers#fhfy spoilers#d20 fhjy#d20 fantasy high#d20 fhsy#d20 fhfy#on a less serious note if jace and porter arent in cohoots i will riot#THEYRE ALWAYS TOGETHER MAN#they were together after the corn incident!#and they checked on ragh together after prom!!#and ig that was it lol#idk man they should kiss#shut up cj
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Can we get some love for Baela and Rhaena?? They seem so ignored in the series thus far, like all the TB kids are, but them especially. Me especially, can't wait for Baela x Jace.
#“sara snow-”#shut up shut up SHUTTT UPPP#SARA SNOW IS A RUMOUR. JUST A RUMOUR#BAELA X JACE FOREVER#house of the dragon#hotd#asoiaf#team black#pro team black#baela targaryen#jacaerys targaryen
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genuinely what is rhaenyra going to do without rhaenys? like rhaenys was the only person consistently backing and defending her when those other dudes were being dicks and now she’s just surrounded by people who seem to hate her
#like theres jace and baela but theyre kids#rhaenys targaryen#rhaenyra targaryen#house of the dragon#house of the dragon spoilers#hotd#hotd spoilers#anyway ill shut up now
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Richie holding himself like this as an automatic reaction whenever he's stressed or being bullied because he's self conscious about his overactive sweat glands, but when the guys stop bullying him he doesn't need to hold himself like that anymore because they're safe people and he can comfortably tell them about his condition.
#I will never shut up about how richie deserved the world#bullying sucks#thank you jace and kyle for being supportive kings#and fuck you for beung cowards#team starkid#richie lipschitz#starkid#npmd#hatchetverse#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield
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do you think Alec ever like reads reports on the yearly births and pretends he doesn't notice the weird (even for shadowhunters) number of children named Jonathan
#Jonathan Alexander Simon <4 what a beautiful name for a baby boy lol#but like... theres def people who are naming their kids after them 😭#imagine being a mundane at the academy in 20 years and having a classmate named Drusilla. multiple even#alec lightwood#he's ignoring btw because if Jace found out he'd never shut up about it#Jace Herondale#the mortal instruments#tmi#the dark artifices#tda#the wicked powers#twp#the shadowhunter chronicles#tsc#bella talks
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The babytrapped vibes coming off Jace in the newest episode are insane btw
#they’re co-parenting they’re divorced they’re in a situationship they’re making it work for the kids#jace stardiamond#porter cliffbreaker#starbreaker#jaceporter#fhjy spoilers#fantasy high#dimension 20#shut up Janelle#fantasy high junior year#peak god-like behavior for porter to babytrap honestly
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porter more like whorter with those massive fucking knockers—jace while drunk, probably
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