#jace: ok you two are last people who can judge us!

[imasexypotato]

*AU where Cregan, Jace and Luke are childhood friends*

*Luke walks in on Jace and Cregan*

Luke: What the actual fuck?! Oh you sick, sick bastards

Jace: Listen, Luke-

Luke: This is incest!

Jace: No it's not!

Luke: Yes it is, Jace!

Cregan: We're not related!

Luke: Oh and that makes it okay, I suppose?!

Jace: Well it makes it not incest!

[evacado3]

Hey 😃 can I request about Vasco with s/o who taller than him? Thanks 🏃🏻‍♀️

Ngl, was kinda surprised when I received this. Me myself is not very tall sooo it might be a little confusing, I’ll still try but don’t judge too hard 😅

hcs

To him it doesn’t matter, nope

Though Jace kinda sees you as a threat

You might have been mistaken for the leader instead

Will try the hair pulling thingy again with you after seeing little Daniel succeed

Will challenge you to touching the door frame

Wanna teach you how to fight, but respects your hobbies

Jace thanks you cause Vasco's not crying for girls no more, and you actually drilled some common sense in him

If your Tabasco's girlfriend, unfortunately you are officially burn knuckles' queen

So don't too surprised if a group of tattooed guys follow you every where, come on they're only checking if you're safe

Uses BURN KNUCKLES SECRET MOVE [INVINCIBLE CHARIOT] for you

Be aware of the ceiling though, will kneel with their head down if you ever get hurt

Burn knuckles will not need a order from Vasco if anyone tries to hurt you, all of them will go berserk

Shopping havoc

Word count: 1213 one-shot

It's been a month of dating the head of burn knuckles, and you're still convinced that he likes kangaroos more than you. No he really made plans to adopt a kangaroo when you agreed to date him.

The scene was basically you blushing after accepting his confession, but only to hear his dreams of having that large animal when he gets married, leaving you very flustered in public.

Though what embarrassed you more, ever since you were young, was the fact that you are taller than the young man before you. You could see he doesn't give it a single shit about that, but insecurities don't leave after a day.

For the last month, every time you made a comment about your height, he'd make a baffled face. "I think it's cool, what are you talking about your height is perfect." No he really doesn't understand why you have it hard on yourself.

Did you fall in love, obviously, yes. Though Vasco doesn't comprehend the reason behind you're insecurities, he assures that not only is it normal, it's beautiful, you're beautiful. Some height ain't gonna scare homeboy away!

So that's why today you wanted to take your relationship on to the next level, the 'normal' level.

I know, the 'normal' level is very correct. Come on does Tabasco really understand the concept of kissing?

Yes, he might have given his umbrella to you on a rainy day, he might have pinned you to the wall just to ask "You do want McDonald’s or KFC?"

Obviously you knew he doesn't have any experience, so fine, you waited. But after another two weeks it came to you that if you don't bring it up to him, he will never figure that out.

So what better to do than teach him on a date? You've planned out all the possibilities and the events that might occur, it took days to work up the nerve to ask him on a date, alone.

Ok, alone. Not with some big group of guys following you, you even begged Jace to make it clear. Alone. He said yes after seeing your desperation, using his detective skills straightforwardly.

"Good luck on that, you might have to even show him a video on how to kiss."

Fine don't ask what video you chose. Anything to open up his eyes to this current problem.

So you weren't sure why, along with your boyfriend who showed up in a nice loose tee and jeans, you felt seven more pairs of eyes following you.

Are you kidding me?

"Hey Vasco, how you doing today?" you asked faintly, despite your height, you're a softie at heart.

"Hey, I'm great, so we going to get some clothes? I could use some new pants."

Yes he does, have yall seen him running around in pajamas?

You tried hard to ignore those guys at the back, what happened to Jace's promise? They all gave out a suspicious aura, everyone was basically looking. And it's whatever if they walked far behind, they're literally stuck to their leader's ass, not even leaving one meter of space.

You could say the date proceeded well on Vasco's side, it was a regular date and you even picked out some nice pants for him. But on your side? Uh... not too great.

Every time you tried to make a move, there just has to be something that stopped you.

"So babe, umm I was wonder-"

"Mister, we are having a sale this month, would you like to pick out another pair to get 30% off?"

As if that wasn't enough, the boys would send you looks of encouragement at the back like it would soothe your embarrassment.

Sighing, you stepped into the final store you wanted to go in.

"I'm gonna pick out some clothes for you too ok? Wait here." he said with enthusiasm, already running off without hearing out your response. Obviously you couldn't trust his choices, but let the boy have fun.

So you minded your own business waiting for him to come back, but why did the receptionist look at you like that. Wait, she turned back to her friend while pointing your way. What's going on?

You could see them giggling after exchanging some words. They both spun your way, one of them making her way to you and the other one just laughed trying to woe her back.

"Hello, yes you over there. How tall are you?" she snickered.

It was almost as if she was the one over towering you when she stared at you curiously. "Uh... I-I'm not too sure." you replied softly, wishing she'd leave you alone.

"Hey no need to lie, damn your voice doesn't suit you at all. I thought you'd sound like a man! You must be at least 180 miss girl!" she exclaimed, though everyone who heard knew, that was spoken disrespectfully.

But you could only nod and fidget a little, not wanting to cause a scene. There was already a few people looking over to you, but shooting glares at the clerk. You were happy that they knew she was the one trying to disturb you.

"Your little boyfriend over there, isn't he bothered? If it was me I definitely would be disgusted. Are you sure he isn't just playing? Oh, do you play basketball?" her ranting agitated the customer, but still showed no signs of stopping.

Your blood ran cold as she kept speaking, what did she say? Isn't Vasco bothered with me?

What if the reason that he hasn't shown me affection was because he was disgusted?

On the verge of tears, you muttered out, "please stop."

"What?"

"Stop, I do not feel comfortable with you speaking to me like this." you expressed clearly.

She scoffed when she recovered from shock, "hey lady, I asked-"

"I'm not." Vasco stated, popping out by your side. You flinched in surprise, but immediately blushing after he gently wrapped his arm around you.

"I heard what you said, and I'm saying I'm not disgusted or bothered by her." He said with a hint of anger. "Please return and do your job, my girlfriend will not like to speak with a girl like you."

Honestly, no words can express how happy that made you, your man stood up for your insecurities while being respectful. How did I end up with such a good man like this?

The girl gasp with an offended look, but looked down after meeting Vasco's eyes. She stuttered out a weak 'sorry' then fast-walked back to the counter.

Ignoring the cheers of other customers, he walked you out of the store. You were still dazed, eyes focused on the man whose eyes where ahead. Maybe the date was good after all.

But before he kept walking, an unexpected sweet peck landed on your cheek. Your face now resembles a tomato.

"Huh?"

Wait, what was that

THAT WAS SO CUTE

You saw in the between those guys, Jace sent you a sneaky wink.

"Was that ok?" Vasco asked, he doesn't look shy at all. Does he even realize what that means?

"Wait Vasco, continue no more, the queen is heating up!"

"The queen is all red!"

"Vasco you killed someone!"

Guess who got assorted out the mall today.

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Forgive me for putting this in two parts and releasing it so late, I was busy memorizing the periodic table 😀

[blvejeanbaby]

Just For You | Raphael Santiago

Pairing: Raphael x Reader, Jace x Reader Word count: 1435 Prompt: Y/N has to stay out of jail and the only way to do that is by pretending to date Jace Herondale. One day it spirals out of control, but mainly because she’s dating Raphael Santiago.

“In whatever way shape or form, it is stated that Y/N Y/L/N has conspired to bring down the Clave and break the Accords in doing so.” “Inquisitor, this is an untruth,” said Magnus, who stood in as my defense. He looked at me in a way I hoped no one would ever look at me: with extreme pity. “A shapeshifter demon - one with a good set of brains, a nasty temper and an evil desire to play games with human lives - had shapeshifted into me and conspired with Valentine to bring down the Downworld and breathe new life into a new form of the Clave,” I said, before Magnus could do my part. The shapeshifter had seen a world full of demons as something to celebrate. Greater demons would be placed on a pedestral, in his mind at least. “You will not speak unless spoken to,” said the Inquisitor. She looked down upon me, a calculating look in her eyes. She took me in, judged me silently. And then she said: “Alright, Y/L/N, we’ll strike up a deal. This case will not be spoken about anymore, the charges will be dropped completely. If, and only if, you can prove yourself to be trustworthy. You will be put under watch by Jace Herondale.” This was two weeks ago, and still Inquisitor Herondale had not yet decided if I was trustworthy yet. Apparently, the only way for me to gain her trust, was by being in a close relationship with Jace, a relationship quickly deemed romantic by the other Shadowhunters inside of the Institute. I didn’t much like the idea of dating Jace Herondale. Even though I enjoyed being around other Shadowhunters for a change, and being in the presence of my cousins Alec and Isabelle was splendid, it was hard for me to balance being together with Jace a lot while simultaneously not being able to freely see my boyfriend. Raphael Santiago was a vampire, and despite there being Accords, there was still distrust between Shadowhunters and Downworlders, especially considering previous events. Raphael had agreed upon allowing Jace and I to not dismiss relationship rumours between us. It would make it easier for the Inquisitor to see how everyone deemed me trustworthy, so she could drop all charges against me. I felt like a closely watched lab rat, an experiment waiting to either fail or succeed being tried out on me. It was the beginning of the third week after my trial with Inquisitor Herondale, when that night, there would be an organized New York Institute dinner. Everyone came all dressed up. It was good to see my family and friends out of battle gear, but it was hard, because people were apparently expected to bring dates. Clary was taking Simon, Isabelle was taking Sebastian and Alec was taking Magnus. I desperately wanted to ask Raphael to the dinner, but was advised against it by him: “If you want to be trustworthy in the eyes of the Inquisitor, you can’t take me to the dinner tomorrow.” And so I found myself knocking on Jace’s bedroom door last minute. He answered, looking sharp in a fancy suit. “Hi, Y/N. What’s up?” “Do you have a date tonight?” I could see Jace was taken aback by my question and the underlying meaning of it. He backed up into his room and asked: “Do you want to come in?” I did and he shut the door tightly behind me. “Why aren’t you taking Raphael as your date?” “He said he doesn’t want to come,” I lied. It was easier saying this than telling Jace the truth. “I figured those relationship rumours were already out there anyway, so...” “Have you asked Raphael if it’s OK? I mean, I was maybe gonna take some Seelie, but- Anyway. Did you ask?” I nodded. “He said it’s fine. It’s fine that we’re pretend boyfriend and girlfriend as long as we aren’t actually-” Jace shook his head. “This means nothing, OK. But I’ll take you as my date tonight.” And so it happened that we appeared at the dinner together, Jace’s arm constantly wrapped around me. I knew it was more protective than romantic, but I couldn’t help but feel like people were staring at us because they saw the relationship rumours confirmed. It was after the dinner, where everyone was expected to dance a little bit and drink a lot, when we were all sat in a circle. It was a bunch of Institute Shadowhunters, along with my friends, cousins and their dates. I was seated next to Jace, feeling exceptionally nervous as more bottles of alcohol were pulled out. “Let’s play a game of truth or dare!” someone shouted. I didn’t mind to play, until the entire truth-part of the game was overruled by people wanting to dare each other. And eventually some random guy dared me. “I dare you and Jace to kiss each other. On the lips. For at least 20 seconds.” I looked at Jace. I saw in his eyes that he knew this would be my boundary, considering I had Raphael waiting for me at the Dumort. But the chanting got so loud, the pressure too much... And before I knew it, Jace’s lips were on mine. It was only when I got back to my room that I realised how guilty I felt. The main reason being the one person who I had not expected to be in my room at that precise moment. “Raphael, I-” “Was just kissing another man? Don’t think I don’t know. How do you want to explain this to me, Y/N? Do you not care about what I’m risking to be here for you?” He shook his head, looking more angry than he’s been in forever. It was especially hurtful to have this anger be directed at me. “The Shadowhunters are looking for any reason to capture me but still I dared go into the Institute, just for you. And look how you’re repaying me.” “It was not like that, Raphael, I promise,” I said, but I could hear how weak this excuse sounded even though I knew the truth. “It was just- the pressure. It got too much and everyone dared us and you agreed on him being my date!” “I agreed for the date part. You two arrive together and sit together and such. Not the part where you two kiss each other.” Raphael seemed more hurt than angry now. “I regret ever agreeing on this anyway.” “It’s not like Jace and I sealed our deal now! As soon as this thing with the Inquisitor is over, as soon as the Institute trusts me again, trusts upon you again- Then we can be together.” “But who knows how long this will take? I have forever, I am immortal. But you- You will age. Sometime, they might force you to marry Jace and then you’ll be united forever. And I’ll be on the outside looking in, hanging on to a promise made by your lips...” He reached out and softly touched my lips with this thumb, rubbed over them softly. “Those beautiful soft lips... The lips that Jace Herondale just touched with his.” He let his hand fall from my mouth and walked away, his anger evident in every step he took. I bit my lip and let my head fall back against the door. “Raphael, you have to believe me. This is not how I wanted things to go. I didn’t know they’d be requiring a kiss from us. If I had- If I had then I would have said no to the Inquisitor even. I don’t care if they attempt to throw me into jail in the Silent City. The only thing I care about is you! You have to believe me.” “What if I say that I do? Will you turn around and do it again? Due to pressure... Now that you’ve done it once-” “I’ll come clean,” I said. “I’ll tell the Clave the story about the shapeshifter demon was fake and then I’d run away with you. They won’t come looking for us if I convince them that I won’t be returning.” “What about your cousins?” “Alec and Isabelle... They’ll be fine without me. At least for now.” Raphael sighed, deeply. “I don’t want you to give up your life just for me.” “I want to give up more than just my life, just for you, to be with you. You-” I took a deep breath and mentally prepared myself for the words that I was about to say. “Raphael Santiago. I love you.”

A/N: I’m aware this is not the best imagine ever written but I just had this wild idea that I had to put down... It’s been in my concepts for ages and I felt the need to post it. Let me know what you think!

[sawthingsiimagined]

#XD30 - SIX | DOUBLE TROUBLE

[Chickens And Waffles - Jace]

I suddenly had stomach pains as I sat against the dusty window pane at the 24 hour diner. How did I get here? Why am I here? A part of me told myself that I should have stayed at the pool party but I let her, and him, convince me to ditch the party and walk down the street to Rita's 24 Hour Diner and Bar. Truth is I was hungry but it also helped that I was able to escape the party. Everyone was being weird. Of course I'm some rising star, now that FLAME is on tour with SISSY, but I would prefer if the attention would gently escalate instead of this rough catapult of flashing lights we are suddenly experiencing.

Beside me was Teecie, the beautiful dancer I randomly met at the pool party, her friend Tracey who also dances, two more of their girl friends, TJ, along with a few guys from FLAME's production team and across from me was the drummer, Demarion. I tried not to look at him. It was so awkward that he came over at the party to not only speak but to have a full conversation. It was weird mostly because of what my sister texted me on the bus. I felt like I knew about a part of this dude that I didn't need to know. I should have told Jada where I was going but she was too busy, on her Snapchat and Instagram Live, trying to capture the party. I could do without that. I texted our best friend, Adrienne, before my phone died and told her that I was going to grab food before I returned to my room.

We all sat in the half full diner and chatted for a while. This was my first time in a long time getting to know people outside of my church. I didn't even talk to people at school and I wasn't a part of any other social group. It was uncomfortable yet interesting all at once.

"What about you Jace?", Tracey asked breaking my thought. "What do you mean?", I asked knowing that I wasn't paying attention to where the conversation had landed. "You're so cute.", she laughed excusing my short attention span. "Have you ever been skinny dipping before?", she asked.

"Um, I can't say that I have. The only time I'm undressed in water is when I take a bath. And sometimes I'm tempted to wear shorts in there.", I said trying to make a joke to divert the attention from my inexperience. They all laughed. Teecie really found it amusing. I glanced up and Demarion had a simple grin on his face as if he was expecting me to go on. Little did he know, I'm not a comedian, neither did I want to be here much longer. I looked back down at the menu. I had already ordered Chicken and Waffles but I pretended to look at the menu as if I was going to order something else.

"See anything else you want to order before our waitress goes back to the kitchen?", Demarion asked. "You've been eyeing that drink menu for 20 min my man.", he said with a light chuckle.

"Nah man. I'm good. It's just interesting how they come up with so many different drink combinations.", I replied. "You should try one.", said Teecie. "Oh no, I don't drink.", I said. "But it's the night before the first show!", exclaimed Tracey. What they are not about to do is gang up on me. I never had the desire to drink; not for leisure nor for celebration. "Nah, I'm good.", I said. "I don't really think it's for me. I might get crazy and I need to stay focused." "Cutie, you are our star. We are only here because of you, your sister and SASSY. We got you. Don't let us peer pressure you though. I just think you should loosen up and prepare for the road. Tomorrow is Night #1 and will set the tone for the rest of the tour.", Teecie said with the most gorgeous grin I've ever witnessed. "So let's kick it off with some fun.", Demarion said. "Hey waitress, can you get us all a round of Fireball shots.", he yelled across the room.

I didn't know what a fireball shot was but I did know that I didn't want to hear, speak or think of any type of balls right now. First the text my sister sent, then they are talking about skinny dipping and now drinking. I may as well pack my luggage for hell because there will be a seat there with my name on it if I let them talk me into this.

"Yo, I'm really good. I probably should be headed back anyways. We have to be at the arena at 8am.", I said attempting to sound serious yet cool.

"I got you my man. I'll make sure you get there. I have to be there at 7.", he said. The musicians have to be there an hour before us to make sure their instruments are setup correctly so by the time we arrive, all we have to do is start the soundcheck.

The waitress came back quicker than she had returned all night. Turns out that Fireball shots are some type of alcoholic beverages in small glasses. I've literally been under a rock for the past 20 years. It was at that moment that I found my escape.

"Guys I'm not 21 so I can't drink.", I whispered to the table as the waitress passed out the drinks. "Chile, I've been drinking since I was 14. You're good. She didn't even I.D. us.", said Tracey as if everything she said was ok.

"If I may do the honors.", TJ said while standing up. Nobody asked him to say anything. He should be in his room sleep or rehearsing the lights. Shoot. I was getting upset. "This toast goes out to all of us. We’ve come together in celebration of the beginning of an amazing tour. Cheers to the man of our camp, Jace. Here's to sold out shows and lots of hoes!", he finished. I was outdone.

Everyone took their small glasses and chugged the alcohol down. I tried to lift mine but the scent of spicy cinnamon almost made me gag. My phone was dead so I couldn't pretend that someone was trying to contact me and step outside. Everyone cheered and then Tracey's nosey self noticed that I hadn't taken my shot.

"Oh no, pretty boy! Throw that thang back!", she said so loud that the other people in the diner turned to watch. Everyone cheered and co-signed. At this point I was out of my body looking at myself, judging myself and ready to go home. I looked up and Demarion was staring straight at me. That's when I noticed he had weird colored eyes. They were a dark, blue-ish, grey type color that almost looked navy. I’ve never seen a person of his complexion with those color eyes. His bushy eyebrows arched inward as if appeared angry. He had this street yet artsy look about him that made him look like one of the cool guys you see on Instagram. He even had tattoos on his neck. He stared at me and I immediately said to myself, "this boy is the devil!", based on the way his eyes were glaring at me. Suddenly I heard nothing. It's like the sound was sucked out of the room. I couldn't hear him but I saw his lips move. He mouthed, "I got you."

I then picked up the small glass and chugged the shot. I immediately wanted to throw up all over the table but I kept my eyes on him as he licked his lips and smiled. 

Everyone cheered. I was ready to go. This guy really just convinced me to drink alcohol. Teecie hugged me. She smelled so good. Like peaches and cream. "Now that wasn't so bad was it?", Tracey asked. I wanted to say, "Trick yea," but that was rude and I don't use words like that towards women. "It wasn't that bad," I said.

"Well good because I ordered you a Long Island.", TJ said. I didn't know what that was either but if this boy wasn't talking about an actual body of land in the Atlantic Ocean he could keep it. The waitress brought the drink over. I immediately decided to just go ahead and try it. Nothing could be worse than that Fireball shot. I took a sip. It actually tasted pretty decent. Anything was better than that shot right about now. One sip turned into three and three sips turned into large gulps. Before I knew it we had talked and laughed and I had finished a drink. The food still hadn't come. I was starving and disappointed in myself as I sat there drinking like I was a pro-liqour-ologist . I didn't feel 'drunk' like the people look on tv. However, I did feel 'loosened up' and comfortable.

I was sipping drink number two when a guy in a black polo ran through the doors toward us followed by a police officer. I just knew I was headed to jail. 20 years old and drinking illegally. The prisoners are going to eat me alive. I pushed the glass over to Teecie. I felt bad for a few milliseconds for pushing my crime onto her. I didn’t even know her age.

The guy in the polo came over and asked me to get up. When I didn't comply, obviously I was little tipsy so my reaction was delayed, he grabbed me. Demarion stood up and demanded, "What the hell is this?" The guy in the black polo, which read ‘Security’ in the upper right corner, pointed to the tv above the bar. "There has been a shooting. I am here to retrieve Jace and to ask you all to get back to your hotel rooms safely. The premises are being checked but this police officer will escort you through the shipping corridor of the hotel.", the security man said. He was a middle aged, heavy set white man that smelled like outside and smoke from a grill. I started feeling nauseas and felt myself about to fall. I remember seeing Demarion race over and I heard him say "He's with me. I'm the drummer in his band. I'll help you get him to his room."

At that moment I immediately thought about my sister and became terrified. I screamed, "Where is Jada?! Where is my sister?!" "Jada is secure.", security assured. Still afraid I attempted to stand on my own again only to buckle over and throw up all over the security man's shoes.

All I wanted was my sister and those waffles. I was the chicken. I covered my face feeling totally embarrassed.

That's the last thing I remember.

[kinderwrath]

"Well that was a bold face lie."

Hi! I’m Kinder. I am a avid Magic The Gathering player and a woman in her early mid-ish late 30’s. I am a graphic designer by day and a wannabe writer in my spare time, I have always been a fan of the stories and lore from the MtG multiverse. For some odd reason I have always felt Chandra Nalaar is my spirit animal. Maybe it’s my red hair or that my first ever Magic card was a revised edition Fireball, who knows. But I do know I’m the only one at my local game shop with a mono red Jaya and Chandra BFFs Commander deck. Seriously its hilarious, all burny fire and smart ass flavor text. But I digress, after reading some of the most recent lore stories I found myself intrigued by the “ahem” friendship between Chandra and Nissa. Of course this led to some fanfiction reading. Ok a lot of fanfiction reading and me being rather grumpy when there was nothing left to read. So……

–Let me preface this next bit by saying I told myself this story would never leave that dark corner of my documents folder. I am a liar. Re:See the posts title.–

So I decided to just write my own. Seems innocent enough. A nice little story, all romance with a sprinkle of smut. Yes. Smut. Hey don’t judge, a reader could use a little passion and heat now and again. Nut back to my thought, innocent right?  Nope, now my brain won’t stop inventing new bits and chapters and I’m running out of space to remember things like “Do I need laundry soap?” and “Did I eat today?” I figured as a way to make some space in my head I would leave the story out here for you fine people. 

~Ok the legal bits: Please understand I don’t own anything here it’s all WOTC. If this story were a movie it would have a NC17 rating, NSFW ok? You have been warned. I am also not a professional writer. I would love to be someday sure, who wouldn’t.

 Anywho! Here goes, if you love it great! If you don’t, also great! To each their own. This is just chapter 1, I’m at about 8 right now. I put the rest up on Wattpad http://my.w.tt/UiNb/MxMubtGLnB. But I will keep adding them here too.

So let me just leave this here…

Natures Flame By: KinderWrath

Chapter 1

The battle The Gatewatch endured was more exhausting then Chandra had expected. As she looked in the mirror in Nissa’s small bathroom she finally saw how destroyed she looked and understood the worry she had seen in Nissa’s eyes. She remembered hearing screaming and knowing it was her own voice. There were points where she didn’t know if it was from rage or pain. But it was when Nissa had fallen from the effort to control the leyline that Chandra had felt so helpless and afraid. Since the day they met Chandra had a deep desire to protect and care for Nissa. She was her best friend and closest confidant. She had been in love with Nissa from almost day one. There was just something captivating about the slender elf that made her feel completely at peace whenever she was with her. She had never gotten up the courage to tell Nissa how she felt. Nor did she know if Nissa was even interested in women. She had never seen her in a romantic relationship with anyone. Not that Chandra had a list of names herself. In fact she had no names. She had never been with anyone. She had projected a show of confidence and expertise in that department that was a front to hide her insecurities and self doubt. She had held Nissa so close after she collapsed desperate to protect her from the battle and selfishly because if anything happened she wanted to feel the elf in her arms at least one time before Nissa was gone from this world.

Gideon had offered to make sure Nissa would be safe while she fell back for cover. But Chandra would be damned if she would leave her side now. He came running back to the others, as the crowd of creatures pressed closer.

“I’ll watch over her until she wakes up. You two planeswalk back to safety.” He said.

Chandra, hands ablaze. “Not gonna happen. We’re all walking out of here together, or…” Her bravado faded with her trailing words.

“Or not at all,” Jace supplied. “Together or not at all?”

Chandra gave him a look that answered his question with finality.

Liliana had showed up just at the right time then to help, but just as they were about to shift planes Chandra had caught a unlucky energy ball to her back. She had seen the abomination in its death throes trying to get one last shot in at The Gatewatch. She had encircled Nissa the best she could to protect her but took the brunt of the blow to her back and shoulder as they shifted plains. With a resounding grunt she remembered hitting the ground sprawled on her back on the other side. She as still holding Nissa in her arms and thought ‘Worth. It.’ the pain ripped through her then and everything seemed to go dark around the edges. She heard Nissa’s voice as the elf yelled “She did what!” “She was protecting you” Jace explained his hands in the air as a gesture of peace. Then softer and so very close to her ear that Chandra could feel the heat of her breath. “I swear to Gaea if you don’t wake up ‘Spark’ I will kick your chain mail ass” She could hear the small smile in the animists voice, but also felt something hot and wet on her face as Nissa pressed her forehead to hers. Nissa was crying, she tried to say something back but the darkness claimed her then.

When I woke up I had been sleeping in Nissa’s small bed in the tree house she had created to live in while The Gatewatch had planned and trained. I could see Nissa across the room her eyes closed in meditation. She was ok and I let out a breath I didn’t realize I was holding. Quietly I crossed the room not wanting to disturb Nissa. I new the place well and had no trouble finding the bathroom to asses the extent of the damage. I was stiff and sore and I could see the bruise across my shoulder under my tank top. The pain was bad enough I almost couldn’t move my arm. I decided I should try to check out the whole area and clumsily tried to take my tank top off over my head. I grumbled and let out a small quite embarrassing squeak of pain. I heard a crash and footsteps, just as I turned around I saw a very concerned Nissa in the doorway. “You gave me a heart attack Spark! I’m glad your up, but what are you doing?” She said as she walked closer. “I was just trying to survey the damage, but I’m a little creaky at the moment. I can’t get my shirt off to look.” I said. “Here let me” Nissa said as she came in closer behind me, and started to untuck my shirt from my leggings.“ I was suddenly flushed and embarrassed, I could feel the pink spreading across my face and to the tips of my ears. “Nis, I… it’s o, ok ah, I can look at it later, no worries” Nissa gently turned me so that I was facing her. Out of the corner of my eye I caught a glimpse of the both of us in profile in the mirror. I looked like complete garbage. My red hair was snarled and coming lose from the braid over my shoulder. There were fresh scratches across the right side of my nose and a purple green bruise on my chin. Nissa looked beautiful as always, her slender pointed ears held a perfect circlet of wild flowers. Her haunting green on green eyes always seemed to dance with energy. And her dark hair made her pale skin look almost luminescent. Today she did look tired though, like a large weight had been pressing down on her. Her normally perfect braid even looked a bit mussed although not nearly as much as mine…wait a minute I don’t braid my hair I thought as my mind wandered. I was suddenly brought back to reality when Nissa softly said my name. “Chandra?” It startled me a bit, I was so used to her calling me by the nickname she had given me ‘Spark’. “Maybe you should lie back down? Where did you go just now?” Nissa asked “You looked like you were in a different world just now.” “No, no I’m ok just a little foggy is all.” I replied with a too obvious fake laugh. Nissa smiled and then reached to finish untucking my tank top. When her hand met my waist again it was like someone had fired the blush cannons and I felt my self trembling a tiny bit under her touch. I silently prayed to the fates that Nissa couldn’t feel it. “Spark? Are you embarrassed to let me see you with your shirt off? Your shaking.” Well screw you too fates, you couldn’t let me have this one? I mentally chided them. “I, I, jussst…” I attempted to stammer a response. “You do know I have seen you completely naked before, right?” Nissa asked. Oh for the love of ale… I had thought I had blocked that night out and more over I didn’t realize Nissa had caught the show. Liliana and I had been matching each other stein for stein one night and when I was good and blurry she dared me to take a naked dip in the stream by camp. I didn’t take into account how much better at drinking the century old necromancer would be. It turned out that Liliana had not only wanted to see me naked that night but other plans for me as well. I couldn’t turn down a dare, my ego is unstoppable sometimes. She had kissed me as we stood in the water. It felt exciting and nice at first I almost gave in to it, but my head cleared a bit and I pulled away. In my heart she wasn’t who I wanted to be with. Liliana had guessed it, I hadn’t planned on telling her. But she understood and with a wink she mimed locking her lips and throwing away the key. She had never brought it up again.

“You saw that!?” “Spark” Nissa replied. “Like all of it?” “Spark” Nissa tried again. “Just me naked? Did you…?” “Chandra!” Nissa raised her voice and grabbed my wildly gesturing hand in hers. I abruptly stopped my runaway mouth and tried to meet her eyes with mine. “I was coming back from meditating just over the hill by the stream. It wasn’t like I was stalking you or anything. I saw you and Liliana as you came up from under the water. The sound caught my attention. I saw you kiss and was going to leave to give you two privacy… but you rather quickly headed for shore. You were standing in the moon light, and it was a full moon that night so it was kinda hard to miss.” Nissa explained. Then it was Nissa’s turn to look a little embarrassed. “I, uh didn’t mean to stare or anything, but yes I have seen you naked”. Knowing that Nis had seen me naked and worse maybe had seen me kiss Liliana my voice got very quiet. “Ok, I ok” I said. I turned my back to her and she finished untucking my tank top. My skin felt like fire where her hands brushed my back as she the fabric up over my head and gingerly over my bruised shoulder. I reflexively covered my chest with my arms and gave a small yelp in pain when I moved my bad arm to quickly. “Chandra, breath ok?” I sucked in a shaky breath and let my arms fall to my sides. Nissa ran her fingers lightly over the battered part of my back and shoulder. I was so lost in the sensation I almost didn’t hear her start talking again. “I, this is a little worse then I thought. I couldn’t really see when you were out. I didn’t want you to wake up half naked, but I could only see so much with your shirt in the way.” Nissa explained. I could feel her slender fingers as they ran the length of my shoulder again. Was it my imagination or did it seem like Nis was trying to keep her hands on me as long as possible? When she touched where my shoulder met my arm I couldn’t ignore the pain. “Ow damn it!” I cursed. Nissa froze. “Nis no, not at you. It is just really tender there. Sorry” I apologized. “Spark, it’s ok. But I think it’s out of the socket. I’m not strong enough to put it back. I’m going to have to get Gideon.” She said. I reached for my shirt, I sure as hell didn’t need Gideon seeing me topless. She put her hand over mine to stop me.“But Nis I, I…” I said as I tried to find a gesture to explain my hesitation. “Hold on just a sec, I have something that will work” She said as she left the room. She came back in holding a deep green, very silky robe. I recognized it immediately. I had seen her in it a few times after bathing in the stream, her hair still damp. I had always wondered if it felt as soft as it looked. She placed it over my shoulders and I easily slid my injured arm in the flowing sleeve as she tied the front closed. “I’m not sure how easy it will be to get your shirt on or off after Gideon puts your shoulder right. This will make your injury easier to tend too.” She said. Nissa’s eyes met mine. “Thank you” I said. “It looks nice on you, fitting.” She smiled and then was gone to get Gideon’s help. What was that supposed to mean? I thought and then I shifted my weight and felt the fabric move against my skin. It felt amazing, like wearing water. But the best part was how Nissa’s smell enveloped me. It was like fresh wild flowers and that smell right after a spring rain all mixed together. It made me a little light headed and flush, I actually had to use my good arm to steady myself.

Gideon’s voice shook me out of my daydream. “Chan? You ok there?” He asked “Ya, ya. Just in a bit of pain here Gids.” I grimaced with my response. “Well Nissa said it looked dislocated. Turn around and let me take a look.” I did as Gideon instructed and loosened the tie on the robe so the fabric slid down my shoulders while keeping my modestly intact. Gideon let out a low whistle. “Ya, that’s a bad one. I’m not going to lie kid, this is really going to hurt. You may be out of commission for awhile.” I wanted to protest or complain, but I stopped myself. It didn’t matter, I would do this a hundred thousand times if it meant I had protected Nissa. So I just nodded yes. “Well let’s get to it then” Gideon said as he walked out of the bathroom and into Nissa’s small sitting room. Nissa helped me get the robe back over my shoulders and grabbed my hand in hers. Her eyes met mine again and I could see the worry there. “It’s going to be ok” she said softly. All I could do was nod, I was afraid I would start to cry if I did anything else. We followed Gideon out, but she didn’t let go of my hand. If anything she held it tighter. “Ok sit down here.” He said as he gestured to a chair that looked like it had grown up from Nissa’s vine woven floor. “So Chan your a little to strong for me to do this and hold you down. Nissa, if you wouldn’t mind?” He asked looking expectantly at her. Nissa smiled sheepishly and two green vines from the chair wrapped over my thighs holding me in place. “Well I’m sure that comes in handy with unruly guests, doesn’t it?” Nissa smiled at my sarcasm and I relaxed my arm the best I could. Nissa’s eyes never left mine, neither did her hand. “Ok on the count of three. One, two, three.” Then there was a audible pop and white hot pain flooded over me. I didn’t make a sound, I couldn’t. I saw the tears that filled Nissa’s eyes as she mouthed the words “I’m sorry.” I didn’t want her to know how much pain I was in. “Ok good, it looks like it went back in place perfectly. Ice, rest and try not to move it too much. That will help with the swelling. Nissa, she is going to need someone with her for at least the first few days. I trust I can count on you?” He asked. “Absolutely Gideon, I wouldn’t have it any other way.” She answered him keeping her eyes on mine. “Ok I will check back in soon. You did good Kid and I don’t just mean this.” And with that he was gone. The vines around my thighs loosened and wove back into the chair. Nissa helped me up and back to the alcove where her small bed was.

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#XD30 FIVE | DOUBLE TROUBLE

[ COME - Jada]

It was almost midnight and I still hadn't heard from the drummer guy who wanted to hang out with me later tonight. By this time, I was on my third cup of Hennessy and Coke and I couldn't even remember the guy's name. The pool party was slowly ending as people were heading to retrieve their rides from valet.  Amongst the attendees were Trina, Chance The Rapper, Frank Ocean, Ludacris, Taylor Swift, Travis Scott, Kendall Jenner, Khloe Kardashian, Odell Beckham, Carmelo Anthony, Miley Cyrus, a new rap group called Trappers, along with so many more. Honey, even Bow Wow was there. Not sure if he was invited or if he happened to be driving by and invited himself as a VIP. Nevertheless, there was a wide range of people at this party.

I got separated from Adrienne and hadn't seen my brother since the red carpet. Mona texted us in a group chat and said she was headed up to her room because she had a headache. I spent the last few minutes at the bar talking to a few of the dancers from SISSY'S camp. I had my eyes on a couple of the attendees and was trying to figure out which one I was going to land on tonight. Miami is one sexy ass city. I was so tipsy and for the first time I didn't know if I was going to take one of the girl dancers upstairs or meet one of the football players in the parking garage. It really didn't matter.

I texted Jace to see where he was. I already knew my brother was probably in his room watching tv or texting my mom about how he couldn't wait to get home. Not me honey. I was going to get my life but obviously not before life tried to get me.

I was about to press send when I heard loud shots ring out outside of the pool area. At least that's where they sounded like they were coming from. Of course my loud ass screamed and grabbed my drink right before some strong arms grabbed me up and pulled me down to the ground. Once on the ground I look up to see that I'm under some man with a shirt on that says security. The shots stopped as we heard a car speed off. I figured things were safe for us to at least run back inside the hotel but this guy wouldn't get up. "Alright now, a bitch is drunk and horny so you have 10 seconds to get off of me before I slide this bikini bottom to the side and give you some.", I thought to myself. That rescue stunt was hot as hell. He eventually gets up and reveals himself.

"Well I'll be damned.", I whispered to myself. I felt like a Disney princess being saved by a fine ass knight and shining armor. I couldn't tell if he was black or what ethnicity at first. After a closer look at his eyes I assumed he was Blasian (Black and Asian). Baby, he was saying something to me but I was lost in the sauce. And when I say sauce, I'm talking about I had already began naming the kids I was going to have with this man after I got his sauce. He was so pretty. Since I'm so dramatic and wasn't ready for him to leave my side, I went ahead and blacked out...or pretended to. I let out a whimper and let my body go limp on the ground that was still wet from people jumping in and out of the pool.

I felt him scoop me up and rush me inside. I continued being Halle Berry, giving an Oscar worthy performance as I could hear his footsteps stomp down a hall and into a room. The room was hallow and empty from what I could make out with my eyes closed. At that moment I had to ask myself a question: To hoe or not to hoe. That was the question. "Jada, Jada, can you hear me?", I heard him say with concern in his voice. His voice had an accent that I couldn't trace. Exotic men are sexy to me so I decided to go ahead and come back to life before he called for back up.

"Ouch.", I said with the most helpless voice I could muster up. "Are you okay ma'am?." He asked. "My name is Ernest and I'm your security." "Bish what?", I thought to myself. First of all who is responsible for giving you such an uncle name like that. I just knew his name was probably Ricardo or at least a Shawn but Ernest. Number two, we have security? No one told us that. And I hadn't noticed him or much security the entire night. Let me find out I have a Frank like Rachel  (Whitney Houston) did in the movie 'The Bodygaurd'.

"I'm fine, just a little shocked.", I said like a perfect victim. "Is it safe for me to go to my room?", I said as I looked around and noticed we were in the supply closet. We had to be far from the scene because I didn't hear any police cars, running or anything outside of the door.

"We have to wait here until I get the all clear signal.", he said with a slight smile that informed me that he was happy I was ok. "Are you sore?", he asked.

"Nah. But I want to be," I wanted to say but couldn't figure out how to without sounding like a street hoe. If I was going to hoe I was going to be a classy hoe like one of those women from The Real Housewives. "Not sore just a little cold in this room.", I said.

He took off his polo shirt that had Security imprinted in the upper right corner and on the back revealing a body better than any athlete that was at the pool party tonight. He had on a white muscle shirt under the polo but I knew his body was nice under it because I could see the imprint of his abs through it. He passed me the polo shirt to put on. I immediately wanted to say "Can I get them jeans too? My legs are cold.", but decided against it. Besides, his shirt was big enough that it came down near my knees. I could definitely get used to security.

We waited for what seemed like forever until I broke the ice and asked him about himself and how many other security guards we had. He informed me that there we 4 of them that worked a rotation. Two were assigned to my brother and two for me. If the other security guard is as fine as Ernest, I'm going to have ride my first train. Whew. Let me calm myself though.

He was actually really nice but I could tell he took his job seriously which was very enticing to me. When speaking I would look him directly in the eye and periodically lick my lips. I could see sweat beads forming on his forehead. He obviously wasn't aware that this room was cold or was I making him hot? I decided upon the latter.

To speed things up. I leaned in, took one of his hands and placed my other hand at the top of his thigh. "Ernest, I really want to thank you. I wasn't aware we had security and I'm not sure what's happening out there but you make me feel really safe." I said in the sexiest voice I could find. It was obvious he enjoyed that because the hand I had on his thigh was close enough to feel something grow in his black jeans. I knew then that I had him right where I wanted him.

"Ms. Jade," he stuttered while trying to look away, "I take honor in my job. I'm very serious about what I do and to make sure you're taken care of is my assignment for the next 6 months."

I really wasn't sure how to respond to that to get what I wanted next but I decided just take what I thought one of my favorite reality TV vixens would say and go for it.

"Earnest, how much longer do you think we'll be in this closet.", I asked.

"Hopefully we can be out in about 15 or 20 minutes tops.", he answered. I took my hand and placed it on the growth coming from within his jeans. At this point he was throbbing.

"I've never been rescued. I've also never done what I'm about to do but if you let me, I want to say thank you.", I said. A bead of sweat fell from his forehead.

"Ms. Jade, you don't have to say anything. This is my job.", he said in almost a whisper. I reach for his zipper and he stops me.

"Ma'am, this is against the policy. Whew. This is so against the policy.", he said in near panic. "Earnest, look at me.", I said. "I am the policy." When I said that I turned my own damn self on. By that time I had his zipper undone and I discovered this man had three legs. That's what I get for judging exotic men. I assumed they all had little meat. I was shook but it was too late to turn back. I looked at him and he closed his eyes. I had him where I wanted him. I massaged his dick and went in for a kiss. His lips tasted like cherry Carmax and his breath like tequila. Son had been drinking on the job. This gave me a bone to carry if he decided to snitch.

Our kiss became more passionate as he picked me up and did a move on me that I had only witnessed in Magic Mike the movie. He stood up, picked me up and put my legs over his shoulders. I felt like a championship cheerleader up there. With his teeth he moved my bikini bottom to the side and let his tongue explore me. The truth is, this was my second time experiencing oral sex. I had only had sex with my ex prior to this and he was horrible at the oral part so I told him he didn't have to do it. I swear I was in the air for an eternity. That's what it felt like. I failed to mention that he had hair. His hair was pulled back into a ponytail. My inner hoe was rising. I grabbed his hair and held on like I was on a rollercoaster. He then laid me on my back right as I was about to explode. That could have been the end for me because I didn't know if I could take his man's meat. I would have to try though. He pulled his pants down and luckily retrieved a condom from his wallet. Not only am I a classy hoe but I'm a safe hoe. After filling the condom with his elephant trunk, he slowly entered me while I was on my back. BITCH I HOLLERED. I had to look down to make sure this man didn't stick his dick in my navel because I could feel him in my stomach. It was painful but I was beginning to enjoy it. He was enjoying it too. I could tell because he was moaning as much as I was moaning. I begin to feel powerful and without regards to my pain, I grabbed his ass cheeks and pulled him in deeper. I had to chill though before his dick came up my throat. I knew I was tight. It had been a while since I had sex and my ex wasn't that big.

"Bluebird 3, we are all clear. Do you copy.", a voice said over a walkie talkie. It was like nothing had been said. Ernest was going in like he had been wanting this since he first saw me. By this time I'm burning up and hoping it would end soon. It was at this moment I learned my voice had a dual power. Not only could I sing with the best of them, I could make a man do what I wanted him to do with my voice. Because I knew we needed to stop, I arched my back and came up to his ear. In a low, subtle voice I whispered, "Cum." Ernest started jerking and convulsing like he had been tasered. That scared the hell out of me. I assumed he had an orgasm. I was assured when I heard him yell "Fuck!" He pulled out of me while reaching for his walkie talkie. "Bluebird 3, copy that.," he said almost out of breath.

I was still on my back giving him a slight side eye before I stood up. I wasn't sure what all that was about but I guess my dude got his life. We locked eyes and he tried to look away.

"Um, Ms. Jada, I will return you to your room now.", he said in a voice as if he was asking for forgiveness. He should ask for forgiveness after rearranging my damn insides. Shit, now I'm sore for real.

"Thank you Earnest.", I said right before I did the most hoe-ish move ever. I patted his dick as if to say "good job." I don't even know where I got that from. We opened the door to welcome a hallway full of people rushing to safety.

I hope no one heard us. Hell, if they did, they just witnessed a chart topping duet.