#ive had a lot of wine

[mytuberculosisfridaynight]

I think the jackass dudes have had sex

[theoldkyokodied]

Uploading all my Tomgreg art at once from the past few week before season 4 hits, who knows in what kind of mental state i'm gonna be once it does :')

[basiatlu]

I'm home for the holidays and let me tell you lil chickadees something: you can't be too old to awkwardly scramble to hide your spicy art from your conservative/religious folks. It doesn't magically stop happening!! Aaahhahahahahha

Oh you wanna see what I've been working on lately???? Ohhhhhh yeah yeah for sure

Um

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One second, grandma ♡

Yeah whatever is here in this "folder" no NO DONT SWIPE ANYWHERE ELSE. THERES NOTHING ELSE.

[thedeafprophet]

even if im upset by some things im not... planning on leaving Fallen London anytime soon. like. i can enjoy media with problems in it whilst still aknowledging those problems. its not a black and white, Perfectly Good or Completely Evil situation with this. i think that can be forgotten.and the search for entierly pure media will leave you with nothing as it doesnt exist.

there's still plenty of good. and some bad faith actors aside, the FL community on here is fantastic with really creative folk.

[sebille]

Every day I go on here and post and then I feel paranoid that everyone hates me

[orpheuslament]

honestly there are so many mid at best poets out there getting praise & recognition that it makes me think. am i less than mid or do i really not know how to market my stuff

[rxttenfish]

love having to drink to prevent myself from going into a full psychotic collapse + be able to focus on Literally Anything

[cipherexists]

gib treat (or perhaps a trick)

you gte to decide if this is a trick or a treat, i dont know how good this information is to learn but i know you and i know youre a little bit of a freak so i think this is a treat! okay so bugs- we love those here on tumblr- you can use those to idneitfy how long a body has been there

now this isnt just becasue of you can look and see woah adult flys that measn its been here for about a week. we can see; how many rounds of eggs have been lain, how far the bugs are through in thier life cycle, the type of bugs (different bugs lay eggs in different stages of decomposition) as well as the amount.

This is becasue less eggs will be lain on rainy days (so if its fresher and theres no eggs but it rained heavily yesterday the body was dead yesterday) and the bugs will grow at different rate edepnding on the weather (so if it was really hot n humid the cycle will progress faster and thus the body was dead sooner) and also since certain bugs only bury in certain decomp stages we can find out if the body was kept in storage (e.g. only evidence of bugs found after bloat stage) or if it had been moved (bugs from a different area are found in the corpse)

[butchviking]

if frank and gerard made up and are so so happy on stage together and love each other then. anything is possible right

[acotars]

(I have no idea if this will make sense—sorry I’ve had some wine this evening and so I’m rambling)

I think this is a “popular” opinion but not widespread—people need to understand that there is so much nuance to reading. Obviously there’s the “you can like things I don’t like” and vice versa, but also in HOW people enjoy things. Like take Fourth Wing (I know I know), but while I also agree with a lot of the complaints, I still was just like “that was a fun time, I totally ignored all the sex scenes bc I hate how they were written, but I was vibing the whole time.” And I feel like some people would still respond to my opinion like “okay but it was so horrible how did you even enjoy it at all??? Lame”

Like okay Betty, I love high fantasy as much as you, but sometimes I want something that just fucks, okay?

(and not to say you aren’t allowed to not like things, but there seems to be a fine line between “hey! I didn’t like this but that’s okay” and “I hated this and I CANNOT comprehend why ANYONE could find even an inkling of fun from this + I’m going to subtly implicate that I think people who like this are stupid”) (obviously not for books that are objectively hurtful or offensive)

And of course you can go so many different ways than just that example, but it’s a mix of gate-keeping, prejudice, lack of empathy, and a bit of a superiority complex that makes it so hard for the reading community to really be united.

[lago-morpha]

I do love meat but I cannot stand dishes where the point is a slab of meat. Why would I eat straight up steak or pork loin where are all the other ingredients. shit is so boring

[mister-eames]

I was tagged by @killym - thank you darling!!

Are you named after anyone: My middle name is my grandmothers name. I have a funny story about my and my siblings given names that aren’t really funny so much as they are sad but!!! There’s a story, I guess. 

When was the last time you cried: Idk, like two days ago. Sometimes songs just hits you weird when you’re driving to work at 7am, ok? Sometimes you listen to ‘Somebody I Fucked Once’ and it hits close to home. But tbh, I cry every couple of days over something dumb, usually, like a song or a commercial or a movie I’ve seen 1k times. I’m a very emotional person. Actually wait I just remembered, I last cried yesterday, watching Masterchef Australia.

Do you have kids: Nope.

Do you use sarcasm a lot: I have never used sarcasm a day in my life.

What sports do you play/have played: Netball, MMA. Does ballet count?

What's the first thing you notice about people: Body language.

What's your eye color: Green.

Scary movies or happy endings: Happy endings 24/7/365. 

Any special talents: I can put my legs behind my head?

Where were you born: Australia

What are your hobbies: I almost left this blank before posting. Um? Hobbies,  I have them, sure. Painting. Travelling, which I’m glad I get to do again after the borders have reopened. Ballet. Does making edits and gifsets of OTPs count?

Do you have pets: Yes! Two cats. 

How tall are you: 173cm/5′8

Favorite subject in school: Art and English.

Dream job: Painting to my hearts content on someone else's dime. That, or a botanist. 

I’d like to tag: @dingdangit, @lolahardy, @belbeten, @strangegeology, @iamanonniemouse, @stormofsharpthings @darlingandmreames and anyone else who wants to do this!

[ustalav]

but are y'all aware of how many songs i have made just replacing words with dober and dizzy

(a favorite is "oh eurydice, everybody wants to be my dizzy" to the tune of imagine dragons' enemy)

but also i have written a variation of the weenie man song to be about dizzy

[emlos]

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[the-chickenshit-oddity]

today en la casa del chicken (idk how to say chicken in spanish. also, did i fuck up the spanish? 'cause if i did that takes the number of things i can say in spanish down to two and there's really no use for 'i eat apple'). anyway, so today, i slathered some stinky product all over my wall to get rid of the mold. yes 'cause there's mold. the fuck am i supposed to do with that? and then i spent three entire hours heming my sleeves because it originally had some frilly bullshit going on and i couldn't. and finally, i'm getting a cough, which will bring us to my third cold of the season already. some days i really wish i drank alcohol, ya know?