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#I was suffering#i want a glass of wine#ive never like USED a corkscrew before#i was talking to my bf on the phone as he did not help and instead laughed at me#there was lots of cursing and screaming and struggling on my end#lots of laughing on his#20 minutes this went on#i had a new nurse tell me they looked up to me as a role model today#and i come home to this
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"She's staying up very late these days. I don't remember her being like this." "So what? Let her be, she's enjoying her retirement." "I actually heard from a credible source, that she's writing books now, but not just ordinary books. Erotic fiction, pretty kinky stuff and her pen name is Priscilla Starsky!" - noisy neighbours
#ts4#sims 4#the sims 4#sims 4 screenshots#sims interior#sims 4 interior#the sims community#simblr#*mine#sims community#showusyourbuilds#show us your builds#does anyone want to create Priscilla Starsky for me haha#I imagine her neighbours all sitting on one balcony talking about her and she's overhearing them laughing quietly into her wine glass
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Headcanon that merlin and Arthur can only die if the other is by their side. (Merlin can only die if Arthur is next to him, and Arthur can only die if merlin is next to him). This can explain the whole immortality thing, how Arthur escaped so many near death experiences, and opens the door for a reversed role where Merlin was the one to die instead. Also, the amount of angst and heartache that this creates is insurmountable. Also, I just really like greek tragedies, and I think only being able to experience death when your other half is near is pretty fucking tragic. (Also, I just really want a fic where they both spend their fair share of time being immortal and then finally die in eachothers arms, even better if they poisoned themselves together so they will never have to leave eachother again)
#this is what i mean by i like my angst to be inevitable#if i have to deal with angst that can be solved with a conversation#i dont want it#give me two immortal lovers drinking a glass of poisoned wine#and then peacefully passing in eachothers arms#this also explains how they only seem to ever experience death when the other is nearby#i hope i made someone cry today🤭#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon
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No... How can this be?
Daddy’s favorite wine sippy cup...
Now I’m going to have to drink it out of the box like a fucking animal!
You’ve taken everything from me, Machine.
And now we’re going to get drunk together.
That’s right, the only way to repay me for your sins and the breaking of my favorite wine glass, is to finish off this box of wine with me!
And we’re going to have conversations that we think are deep only because we're drunk off our asses.
And by dawn's light, who knows, maybe enemies will be turned into…
EVEN STRONGER FUCKING ENEMIES I’M GOING TO KILL YOU.
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#please ignore chat saying 'oh brother this guy stinks' there are just being judgmental over the boxed wine#its cheaper ok. be nice. he got fired.#i want to get drunk off my ass with gabe it would not end well but i want to#chat how would v1 drink#option 1 - just pours it on themselves#option 2 - someone has to drink it and then v1 can absorb it from their blood#i think option 2. for. um. the plot :]#daddy's sippy cup implies that it could belong to the father but then he says its his favorite wine glass. the implications of this.#who is calling him daddy. other than himself. did he give himself that title#sweetie half my twitter timeline refers to you as their wife
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Sea shell martini glasses 🍸🐚
#pintetest#martini#glasses#aesthetic#trending#i need this#martini glass#sea#sea shells#seashell wine glasses#fashion#fashionable#art#actually obsessed with this#just girly things#wine glass#cocktail glasses#girlhood#things i want#this is everything#aestethic#moodboard#my moodboards
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꒰ა 𓂋 ໒꒱
#ts4#leowrites#the sims 4#my sims#simblr#ts4 simblr#ts4 screenshot#ts4 sims oc#ever since the absolute INSANITY of the other day i have desperately wanted to use this halo with arum#he's become one of my absolute favourite sims and its because of gloomie and his femboy friday#its 1am on a friday and i'm two glasses of wine deep you ain't getting amazing editing from me#excuse me while i go be the weird woman in the bathroom who tells everyone they're beautiful#arum kasey
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2x05 is like an endurance test for rinch shippers because how is ANY OF THAT supposed to be straight male behavior??
#the implication that harold must’ve taken time to think about how john flirts with people…#AND THEN HE BASICALLY ROLEPLAYS AS HIM??#NOT TO MENTION HAROLD HAVING WINE AND A FUCKING CHARCUTERIE BOARD WHILE LISTENING TO JOHN’S DATE#or harold wanting to see john wearing glasses so badly#not to mention john only putting them on after harold reiterates that he wants him to wear them#or harold literally being **in the closet** specifically john’s closet#i am so fucking abnormal about bury the lede oh my god#person of interest#poi#harold finch#john reese#rinch#poiposting
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Anakin “You are in my very soul, tormenting me” Skywalker does not say fuck, he says make love
#anakin skywalker#Anakin#Anidala#he and Padme are so gross like this (affectionate)#Obes: say that phrase in my presence one more time and so help me#my VERY YOUNG APPRENTICE#Anakin: but I just wanted to mention how much I love making love to Padme 🥹🥹🥹#Obes: downs glass of wine in one gulp#Obes: oh Padme dearest not you too#Obes: the children are childrening 😒 (affectionate)#I will die on this hill
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With the revelation of Gruncle Sukuna (aka Grunckuna) via Wasuke being his twin, I would like to draw attention to Wasuke being divorced in canon.

This means that in spirit, Sukuna is also divorced.
#cactus shut up#Back on my Beatoposting nonsense.#Imagine it. Sukuna with his wine glass in fluffy black robes talking smack with the child he has full custody over (Uraume).#I also want to see more fan content of Sukuna smoking now.#He’s like Shoko! RCT means no lung cancer.#itadori wasuke#ryomen sukuna#jujutsu kaisen
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this is canon now according to the book of bill
#undertale au#undertale#sans#underverse#sans au#digital art#digital illustration#not my character#reaper sans#bill cipher#the book of bill#gravity falls#fanart#meme#i hate backgrounds#i just wanted to draw reaper with a comical large wine glass#this is kinda shit ngl#reaper coping about the fact that geno turned into error again#or him being rejected by nightmare for the tenth million time#book of bill spoilers#book of bill fanart
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Battle Tendency Ch. 24 Bunkoban cover by Hirohiko Araki (1988)
#battle tendency#jjba#joseph joester#caesar zeppeli#upl#posting because I can never find it on here when I need it the most (1 glass of wine in & wanting just the suggestion of frot)
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reached the level of crushing on someone where i’m reading his favourite books with his little notes in the margins … i’m listening to every album he sends me and thinks i’ll like (i do) … i’ve downloaded his favourite game to play on the weekend … but we haven’t suggested going for coffee yet lol
#i think i’ll need like 3 glasses of wine before i ask him#IDEALLY he would ask me but he’s very very shy and reserved so idk if that’ll happen#i think i need to be brave 😭#he’s sooo sweet and adorable it makes me want to jump off the balcony
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hmmmmmmm but what if i really get back into levihan and start writing fics again? much to think about 🤔
#not that i've been thinking about it for at least a week#i have not. of course#but sometimes a gal has a job that drains all of her emotional reservoirs#and sometimes that same gal wants to feel the joy of creating stuff that she actually adores#or maybe that same gal shouldn't have drunk that glass of wine
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happy new year reegis !!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEARS TO EVERYBODY!!!!!
i havent moved in over 4 years(!!???,) so apparently im Rusty, its taking up sm more of my time than expected 😭😭 but hopefully tomorrow (or the day after, if im being realistic,,) ill finally be able to get back to my regular art nonsense, its only been a few days but i miss yalllll
im not used to not having roommates & its way too quiet so if any of u have any questions/asks u wanna send 😔🤲🏻
#u ever have a glass of wine that makes u want to socialize..#dhfjsjahs i think im mostly just lonely bc i haven’t been rlly able to post art & i??? dont have any roommates anymore#well roommates/exes fun funky fresh combo.. maybe i miss the drama🤔🤔#anyways i love u all so so so much#happy new years i hope ur all having the best time 💖💖💖💖💖#asks
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CURSED SHREK AU REF SHEET! BECAUSE!!!1!
#this is so dumb jajajajaja#i forced myself to make ninten green#like#he looked cute with his own skintone but i wanted to commit to true shrek fashion#i had 2 glasses of wine while making this idk if this is consistent with my average mom boys designs#idc anyways#lmaooo#cursed shrek au#claus mother 3#lucas mother 3#ness earthbound#ninten mother 1
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Whatever feelings Penelope had about the suitors of Helen, it's kind of funny that so many came to marry Helen specifically while young but then years later, people came to specifically Penelope.
I want to give these cool ladies a bottle of wine to share and just listen to the stories and vents they have to tell.
#They become wine aunties for like a day just to VENT and then go back to cool as hell queens#they cool as hell queens all the time but I wanna see them holding their wine glasses and gesturing wildly with them while venting#spilling it.#penelope#helen of sparta#odyssey#tagamemnon#greek mythology#the odyssey#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#I think Penelope was protective of Helen. thankful she didn't get that much attention but also didn't realize she kind of wanted attention#too🥺 AND THEN SHE GETS IT! AND HE'S ONLY LOOKING AT HER >:D ...and then she doesn't know what to do with that attention.
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