#its too late for this

[heyhelloitsmilo]

Audiobooks

jason todd x gn! reader

891 words

⚠️ warnings: milo standard fluff

💛 pairings: Jason Todd x gn!Reader

💫 summary: jason todd recites to you pride and prejudice and then you call him a nerd

💬 extra notes: its gettin real cold here and my heater went out oops

You never thought you’d find yourself like this. It wasn't bad, you weren't complaining, to be clear. This was just so… so… domestic? And soft?

Jason’s arms encircled your waist, his body curled around your own. Tight muscles relaxed in your presence, nose buried in the crook of your neck. White-streaked hair tangled in your fingertips. Warm breath tickled the side of your neck, scarred hands slipped under your shirt to find purchase on your side or back. Jane Austen’s Pride And Prejudice played as an audiobook in the background.

The second Robin. Red Hood himself. In your bed. Holding you close like his life depended on it. It might as well have, you were the only thing keeping him sane most days, especially days like these. The hours and days tended to blur together. His thigh shifted to pull you close, resting on your hip, his bare leg on your body.

You had your arms around Jason’s neck, back arched as he held you close, your chest to his. Even if the circumstances the two of you had faced to meet weren't the best, you would still do it all over again for moments like these. Jason was such a wonderful man. Strong sense of justice, often a bit brutal, but soft at heart. He loved every fiber of your being, and even if he didn't say that often, he’d sure as hell show it. Quality time date nights, making your favorite food for dinner, finding out all of your typical orders at restaurants or cafes, smothering you in kisses as soon as he got home.

Jason pressed a few chaste kisses to your neck, scarred lips gentle on your skin. He chased them with curt nibbles, fingers rubbing circles into the skin of your back.

“You're so warm.”

He muttered, the duvet swaddling the both of you in soft fabric. But you were also just generally nice to hug.

“I'm gonna make tea later. Do you want some?”

You nodded, feeling drowsy from all the relaxation. Didn’t matter that you’d probably fall asleep within the next few minutes, it made you feel so wanted and loved.

Jason smiled against your skin, his expressions hidden from your eyes. Nights like these, he never wanted to let you go. He’d hold you forever, given the option. Fingers trailed up and down your back, tracing every curve, every dip, every bump of your spine. Gentle touches reinforced the mental map of your body, planes of skin beneath his palms.

For a few hours, he could be normal. Here, in your arms, in your apartment, he didn't have to worry or be angry or upset. It was just you and him.

“My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you:”

You felt Jason take in a breath, this quote meant more to him than he let on. So much so, he’d memorized it.

“You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.”

You smiled, tracing gentle little hearts onto Jason’s scarred back, a silent acknowledgement. Fingertips glided along your boyfriend's textured back, dips and bumps and ridges underneath the pads of your fingers. Gods, you loved him. To whatever deity was out there, you prayed that this would never end.

“...Fucking nerd."

You muttered, voice muffled in Jason’s shoulder. A rumble of a chuckle bubbled up from Jason’s throat, calloused hands rubbing gently at your back. He didn't deny it, though. Only nibbled at your skin, tongue playfully darting out to leave a little lick. You shivered, recoiling at the feeling of saliva on your neck.

“Ew.”

Jason chuckled, licking a line up your neck.

“Ew!”

Disgusted grumbles left your mouth, trying to roll away from Jason, only for him to tighten his hold on you.

“You’re not gettin’ away from my love, sweetheart.”

You sighed, falling limp in his arms, your body a dead weight as he manhandled you back over to him.

"Yeah, accept your fate."

Jason grinned, turning you onto your back, leaning in, and planting a raspberry on your collarbone. You squeaked, wriggling in Jason's grasp. He nipped and nibbled at your neck and the tender area just under your jaw, his hands tracing the dips in your body.

And then he licked your cheek.

"EuuAuCk!"

An inhuman noise left your lips, your head recoiling as far as humanly possible into the pillows. You curled in on yourself, rubbing the saliva off with the collar of your shirt.

Something akin to a giggle left Jason's lips, his blue eyes flicking up to meet yours.

Eugh. Blue-eyed stare.

Piercing blue eyes aside, Jason simply resorted to lying down on top of you with no regard for your breathing. All things considered, he was a nice weighted blanket. You simply sighed, the calm voice of the audiobook coming back into focus. Not enough in focus to perceive whatever they were saying, however.

Again, here you were, all cuddled up and cozy with Jason wrapped around you. Your hand combed through his shaggy hair, gently scratching at his scalp.

"I love you."

You murmured, lips moving against your partner's temple.

"I love you, too."

whheeeeee

[buwheal]

Forever conflicted,, & i have no idea what he'd say when it comes up, because on one hand ; Spam defo seems like the type of guy to smoke. Its a common one i see a lot, and it makes a lot of sense, it fits his whole getup and feel, hes gross and sleazy and you should NOT trust him, plus like a chunk of other fitting things like his personalitynwhatever... but also, on the other hand, hes such a loser........ hes /also/ the type of guy to (in his bs era) think he'd look SO cool if he smoked...but he failed miserably, gagged on it and threw up really bad, and only pretended like he did...like, he'd go take a """smoke break""" and then just stand there and twiddle his fingers like a dummy,, because im SURE he impulsively lied about a lot of the things he did to make himself look cooler, yk?? I can never decide.......my curse.........i think it would be so funny..........

[seagull9111]

yesterday a little birdy came and told me that the first time nico and will said ily it was through a song will wrote for nico, and he didnt realize he said it till he was done singing and nico was crying

[rirants]

Twst Housewardens & Bites headcanons

More garbage content since it's friday, so fluffy friday ig.

Enjoy (nothing is proofread and it's 2 am so good luck)

Vil 🪞

Ur bold for that, actually

He thinks it's gross and might be a little annoyed but isn't mad

If you left a mark, though, he might murder you

Riddle 🌹

Collared immediately

He wouldn't be mad. He just collared you out of shock / instinct

If you explain it to him that you did it out of affection, he would probably be confused

If you left a mark, he would actually shrivel up and die on the spot from embarrassment

Azul 🐚

Would cry (I can feel it)

If you explain it's out of love, he would sort of be okay with it

If you left a mark, he'd lock himself in his office and never come back out

Idia 🎮

Would be screaming like a baby goat (idk, just go with it, okay)

Would be mad and embarrassed and one hundred other emotions

If u left a mark, he'd probably never leave his room again and die inside

Leona 🦁

Would bite back

you have challenged him so…

Wouldn't be hard enough to actually hurt you, but just enough to make sure you don't do it again

If you left a mark, he'll leave one

I think since he's like a lion, he'd see it as you marking him or something

Malleus 🐉

He would be so happy that you did that since it's something he hasn't seen you do to other people

If you tell him it was out of affection, he'd actually go a little insane and would be more clingy than usual

Now, if you left a mark…

1. Sebek is screaming about you leaving a mark on the prince

2. Lilia will bring it up constantly

3. Silver would notice but say nothing

And Malleus, oh you poor dear, he would be impossible to get rid of after that, he'd probably propose

Kalim ☀️

He'd just let you do your thing and think it is the cutest thing in the world

If you leave a mark, Jamil might scold you a bit, but not much

If yall can't tell, I found out how to add gifs so now ima actually abuse this power

[optionalblue]

I need someone to be the djspookyjim to my blurryface like NOW.

[xruzzakix]

A little mcspirk doodle I did to combat the insomnia hehe >:)

Spock looks a bit silly, but it's alright 😭🙏

[lewislovescleo]

no because they missed out, they could have made a mermaid that can generate and control juice and have her work at the juicenet

[spoiledmilks]

theres an armageddon happening outside thats fine

(And horse art sneak peak)

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

WHAT THE FUCK

ITS 2 IN THE FUCKING MORNING WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON I JUST WANTED SOME CHILDHOOD MEMORIES BACK AND YOU GIVE ME THIS

[inkyycapp]

| Prompt stuff I should probably do. 

(a/n: may add more to the list, depends on how sleep deprived I am Some repeating ones as they can fit into both categories depending on the request or mood.)

Fluff, Soft Stuff. 

Different types of kisses. 

General dating hcs.

Fixing necktie. 

Falling asleep on the couch together. 

One bed, two muses. (“mf move over” “stfu”) 

Oblivious Feelings/Not quite unrequited love. 

Adopting a cat/dog. 

The one always flirting getting flirted with/Unexpected flirt back. 

Bathing together.

Cooking together.

Just holding each other. 

Writing letters. 

Sun/Moon, Gloomy(Grumpy)/Sunshine, Black Cat/Orange Cat dynamic. 

Rain. 

Childhood promise. 

Confessions.

“You’re pretty/beautiful.”

“Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

Sickness, illness, fever, cold. Just being taken care of.

Angst: Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/No Comfort. 

Taking a hit meant for them. 

Kidnapped/Taken. 

Writing letters, but they stop being delivered. 

(Enemy lovers, not enemies to lovers. They kiss on the mouth already.) Physical fighting, but it goes too far. 

Nightmares. 

Childhood promise. 

“Living without you made me never want to leave your side ever again.” 

“Do you think we’ll be together forever?” “Forever is a long time.” 

“For as long as I live.” (“Then die.” lmao.)

"I built my name in blood, and soon I wish to bleed, too."

Feeling more alive than they ever did when their dying.

Smut, Partial Smut, Suggestive. 

First time. 

Making out. 

Glass Tabel. (Literally chewing concrete, shitting roadblocks.) 

Types of stuff they're into. 

Dirty flirting/pickup lines work. 

One bed, two muses. 

Aftercare. 

Alphabet. (You know the one.) 

[ladycatastrophe7]

Growing up is the moment you realize that your parents are just as confused as you are about most things. They’ve just practiced winging it so well that kid-you thought they knew everything.

Being a teen is when you know your parents don’t know everything - but your parents still think you don’t. You begin to question how they came to certain conclusions, where they read things. Because you’re confused. And they’re confused. Everyone’s confused. But there was a time that Kid-you thought that your parents were perfect and all mighty.

Questioning your parents is not insolence - it’s you growing up. Realizing that they are flawed is not disrespectful - it’s you growing up.

Don’t feel guilty for creating an identity outside them. Don’t feel guilty for becoming your own little confused person. And you’ll get better at winging it, I promise.

I’m proud of you.

[polue]

I have so much confusion right now-

I wanted to see exactly what date it would be when I turned the exact date was when Jason Todd died, if that makes sense right?

Well I did the math and it came up with the answer that he was 15 years, 3 months and 18 days old when he died which seemed right.

Well I put it into a date calculator to check it and came up with 14 years, 8 months and 11 days. Which can't be right because his birth certificate literally said he was 15 years old.

So either I've done my math wrong or there was a miscommunication or mistake in the comics.

Well if any of y'all know the exact age he was please tell me lol, I'll be thinking about this all week.

[lucy-the-demon]

Idk if I've posted this before but if I check my app will crash so if I have take it again

Just have a throwback monday or whatever

I know I said I don't usually post paper art but Im too tired to digitalize this shit.

It's 10pm bro I'm going to bed..

Good night/morning/midday? Whenever you're reading this I hope you're doing good, cuz I'm not.

[optionalblue]

Blessing ur feed with blurry cuz hes blurry!!

(Why are the bad guys always the most attractive🫠)

[crimsonwaste07]

Corrupt me. Grow inside of me like hemlock and rot my senses until my need for you burns hotter than the itch in my veins from your poison. Hold your blade to my throat as I whisper prayers of thanks. For when it comes time to face judgment, your name will spill from my lips as my purpose. Devoted. Undying. Desperate.

[beachyserasims]

Please tell me why I made THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS SIM & EVERYTIME SHE SMILES FROM A DISTANCE HER TOOTH DISSAPPEARS?!?!