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Do you have any more yuri recs?
sure, here's a few
love thy neighbor: about 24 year old uni student pah doyeon and her 40 year old housewife neighbor jin joo. jin joo's husband left her alone as he works to pay off his debts, and it has Not been a fun few months for her, as the loan sharks after him have been terrorizing her daily. luckily, pah doyeon is there to lend a hand and shelter!
probably my biggest recommendation as of right now, so long as you don't mind the very much not healthy nature of the whole situation. this baby's got everything in it: blasphemy, cheating, milf-hunting, obsession, self-discovery through lust, and so on. pah doyeon is great. there's a lot wrong with her. she said this shit unprompted in the latest chapter
a love yet to bloom: a sweet story about takamine, who has yet to find anything in life she enjoys, and sakura, a book-loving girl she happens to meet on the train after school. it's very cute and has a nice, chill atmosphere. i always look forward to the next update
otome no teikoku: ok so. heres the thing. if you decide to pick this up the first, idk, dozen chapters will be Bad. there's a lot of male-gazey uncomfortable stuff at the beginning, and while it doesnt take too long for it to stop feeling so offputting and start being surprisingly wholesome and earnest instead, it never stops being horny, so read it if youre in the mood for that.
as for what it's actually about... well there's this all girls school, right? and it has girls in it. and they are all gay and dating each other. its basically just a collection of short chapters about different couples within this school, and it has some of my favorite dynamics and moments in yuri. i reread it very often (and there's almost 300 chapters of this thing out, so that's a feat) and it never stops being enjoyable. stan nononon/yumimi
a monster wants to eat me: about hinako, who lost her whole family to the sea in a tragic accident and now yearns to join them in the afterlife, and shiori, a mermaid claiming she's here to eat her. the problem is, hinako being actively suicidal and depressed means her flesh won't exactly be very tasty, and shiori is a bit of a gourmet, meaning her goal is to first help her recover and regain her joie de vivre, and only then will she eat her. i highly recommend this
out of the blue!: transfer honor student x delinquent yuri. it's very short so i dont wanna yap about it too much, but it's a big big personal fave. it's only 4 chapters so check it out
sougou tovarisch: honestly anything by arata iri never fails to get at least one laugh out of me, but this one especially. if you know a kiss and a white lily by canno (and if you don't, go check it out), the premise to this one is a bit similar to the dynamic between ayaka and yurine, with hardworking MC obsessed with being number one and chill love interest who beats her without even meaning to.
the focus here is less on romance and more on comedy, and i love it. kanna is amazing. she wins a chess match by punching her opponent so hard she passes out. its only 13 chapters + assorted extras, very fun easy read
now some stuff that doesnt really have yuri as focus but ive really enjoyed regardless and want to shout out and this is my blog so whatever
liar satsuki can see death: satsuki can see dead people. specifically, she can see the future corpses of people up to 24 hours before they actually die. she always zealously warns the future victims of the imminent danger, and she has been branded a weirdo and a liar for it as no one has ever actually died before. in truth, she is actually literally incapable of lying, and the only reason everyone survived so far is that she will go to frankly insane lengths to save them. she's a great protagonist and her autistic swag has captivated me and many others
mieruko-chan: miko can see... Things. that no one else can. but she has to pretend she cant, especially to the Things themselves. she doesnt know exactly what will happen if they realize she can see them, but she's certainly not about to find out.
this started as a twitter short that quickly gained popularity, so the premise of many early chapters is basically "miko sees something terrifying and has to ignore it, hilarity ensues", but the initially one-off characters introduced over time are eventually explored and given quite a lot of spotlight and im having a lot of fun with it. stan michiru
there's always more but here's what ive got so far- wait. read shuukura. ive talked about it before it's in my pinned please read shuukura i love those weirdos to an insane degree
#Anonymous#yuri recs#kinda wanna post some otome no teikoku pages later#its really good guys i swear
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i love you pokken aegislash
#THEYRE SO SILLY IN POKKEN#GET IT GRAMPA GET THAT SHARP FORME!!!!#im still salty that my friend’s cousin has pokken dx and he constantly rubs it in my face#when i get my hands on that game i swear i will throw you in a mix up so bad youll forget your cardinal directions#anyways#hey guys did you know I LOVE AEGISLASG AEGISLASH IS MY FAVORITE POKEMON EVER I LOVE AEGISLASH I LIVE FOR THE HONEDGE LINE I LOVE EM SM!!!!#all platonic btw#hehe#anonslash's ramblings#aegislash#pokken tournament#DONT GET ME STARTED ON THEIR INTRO ANIMATIONS#THE WAY THEY LIERALLY SPIN INTO BATTLE AND GIVE OUT THE MOST GRAMPA CHUCKLE EVER#i lvoe tjem so much#AND AND AND#THEIR WIN ANIMS R SO COOL… ESPECIALLY THE BURST VICTORY ONE#THE LOSING ANIM TOO- ITS ALRIGHT GRAMPA.. ITS GOOD TO GET THESE BONES(?) WARMED UP SOMETIMES#im really normal about them yeah. i love my boy girl and enby sword pokemon
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Dipping sandwiches in things is normal idk what you mean?? @faeriereblogs
#honestly guys its pretty good why are you so mean#im being absolutely obliterated for this its really sad#kay maybe it depends on the cheese u use too#i use mozzarella its good please a swear
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Tom & B'Elanna give off closeted gay vibes in that I think if you asked them to describe their ideal woman and man they would respectively describe a swimsuit model (bonus: who's Not Like Other Girls) and the lead in some sort of romantic novel. Nothing even close to a real person. The most generic you can get about straight romantic and sexual attraction.
#B'Elanna would say that OR she'd just name some incredibly basic things that make you sad when you hear them#I can 1000% see a canon scene where B'Elanna is upset about random ensign guy not meeting her standards for a date#and everyone's of course of course of course like 'well YOUR standards aaare a little high B'Elanna' ha ha ha and B'Elanna's like#(she's upset but trying to work to take her mind off it) 'Is it SO hard to find a guy who-' then proceeds to list off basic things#the writers think women want and it's all soft romantic things and Tom's like (bc this is ostensibly a romance scene between them)#'B'Elanna are you serious?' (What???) 'If you went out with a guy like that you'd eat him alive. You need a guy who can keep up with#your-' (I swear to God if you say my temper.) '-Passion.' <- his hands are held defensively in the air and his tone is sarcastic. B'Elanna#is pointing a space wrench or something at him. she quickly pulls away. frustrated and embarrassed.#and everyone's like wow this a very good romantic scene we did that really well I think.#in reality the scene was B'Elanna being upset - Tom making fun of her and ignoring the fact that she's a romantic but in the writer's minds#its Tom being romantic and charming and signaling that he's interested in her
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Tw for some blood I guess?? Not very well drawn but still counts I think. The thing with this drawing here is that I can't draw backgrounds. Or do proper lighting and shading. a lot of stuff sdbkssldk
Why'd you do that, Shadow....?
#The fight between them will be the end of me I swear to GOD (/pos)#really should have been more careful shadow smh#wdym you didnt want to you DID#well now shadow has to pay doesn't he. whats the matter#cant walk so good?#thats too bad i guess hedgehog#dont mind the fact that i forgot eclipses tail i didn't. really. its just behind shadow. for sure. trust me guys#kind of proud of this tbh#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fandom#sth#eclipse the darkling#shadow the hedgehog#sonic au#starline au#art#sonic art#makes myself sad bc in the flat colors only eclipse is paler#tw blood
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before i started seeing dol fanart i had no idea anyone even Thought of bailey wearing anything other than a wifebeater. like after thinking about it for more than a second i was like oh yeah that makes sense that hed wear a nice suit or dress clothes but i genuinely thought of course everyone ALSO thinks bailey looks like a deadbeat dad. like the kinda guy whod be like hey kid im going to go buy some milk and hed never come home. anyways under the cut is my personal opinion on what hed look like so thats just for me but heres bailey, sorry for the long description this time
#dol#my art#bailey the caretaker#i have like so many combinations in my file#ill post what i sent to my friend on my side account so you can see it#i also have a suit version but i scrapped that because it was too formal#like i have been sitting here basically playing with him like a doll#i even have a version where he wears the undershirt under the dress shirt but its whatever#this one is dedicated to bob squatley i hope you like it and im so sorry if i disappointed you#if i did im so sorry ill redesign him again for you i swear im sorry im sorry im sorry#special thanks to pip n chips and freddie pup tumblr for the help you guys are my saviors#i was so on the fence about a mullet because i was worried i wouldnt be able to make it look good#hope you guys like this one#my friend requested i do winter next so ill be doing that after i finish remy#my friend is so cool and funny and i love them btw#hiii 👋👋👋👋👋#they said something really funny and i wanted to draw it but i couldnt because im not good at drawing#sorry you all have to deal with my jokes instead of theirs#PS. i asked my friend if i should keep that as the description this time and they said yes so blame them for it
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why is everyone pretending like cyberpunk edgerunners is good. the writing is so bad i hate it
#i'm rewatching it for the third time 😋#i remember seeing a post i think from demilypyro abt how 2077 was a shitty game that everyone forgot how bad it was because of the anime#and the anime is terrible#all of the reviews online call the ending sad but it's literally just 🧍♂️ okay so. big whoop.#which would've been great for like to explore the futility of doing jack shit in this world bc it can be taken from you like that#they did a good job of this in the first 6 episodes before the timeskip#but the timeskip ruins everything#and u have to balance how unsatisfying that kind of thing is w the reality of that's just how it is#but NO#it's SAD because EVERYONE DIED#we didn't get a chance to slow down with the characters and get an update post timeskip#and the timeskip negates everything interesting about lucy (my fave 4evr)#and it changes her from a strong independent character that's scary good at her job because she was a lab baby and trained since birth and#an archetype of character i like in cyberpunk (a character that looks sexy without sexualising themself or getting sexualized by others)#(and in context most people wear something similarly revealing regardless of gender or presentation and modesty is the outlier)#wait i take that back she does flirt with david in her introduction scene. but i think it was done tastefully to show that she's confident#in herself and her abilities. and not in like an i'm hot do what i want way. we see her in the same episode being genuine and vulnerable#on multiple occasions. and then it reveals she was just buying time for her group to ambush him#she's a really interesting and cool character guys i swear#but the timeskip takes that and turns her into a stay at home expecting mother damsel in distress wanting to settle down and start a family#and the domesticity is so disturbing bc its like. i guess she wants to leave the edgerunner life behind to live on the moon.#BUT THAT'S SO MUCH DIFFERENT THAN WHAT THEY DID HERE#she doesn't pass the bechdel test anymore suddenly. who is she#they mischaracterised my blorbo so bad#it's like their writing budget got slashed mid show.
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The floor is now open for suggestions for video games that are story driven or fun that Do Not Require Too Many Brain Cells or Do Not Take Too Much Fucking Time To Complete (I.e. baldur's gate 3)
editor's note: OKAY FINE I WANT GAMES LIKE HI FI RUSH THERE
#i dunno what exactly im looking for here#tbh i really just do think of just re installing honkai star rail#because like here js my problem#i love rpgs really i do but i am a busy bitch with a busier head and that head needs downtime#so when everythint in my laptop is either#bg3#or the outer worlds#or two fucking visual novels (buried stars and THE ACE ATTORNEY SERIES GNDJD I WILL CONTINUE THAT I SWEAR)#like#my brain gets dry#i already have fall guys downloaded but hngg its not scratching the itch#i WANNA DOWNLOAD AI NIRVANA INITIATIVE I MISS MIZUKI SO MUCH but that requires braincells i currently dont have#of course its a fucking uchikoshi game#so um yea#thats my dilemma#look my brain is weird gjdjd#oki genuinely considering hsr again like gjdjd it has heavy parts but like its manageable so jfjxjd#personal shit#is disco elysium a good choice#OH WHO AM I KIDDING EVEN I KNOW THAT GAMES JAMPACKED WITH COMMENTARY THAT REQUIRES THE MOST POLITICALLY MINDED OF BRAINCELLS#okay what about hades#i actually do play hades on ny publication's gaming pc (its a work pc but um the publication's previous forefathers are gamers. so yay)#and it makes me unwind#oki yea maybe hades
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sorry i cant move on from the great camping trip of 1914 here are some headcanons:
greed cant drive. hes so pissed about this. he tries to learn and hes just so shit. this is part of the reason they ditch cars and just walk everywhere.
ling however, could drive. he hasnt learnt, but if he did, he could do it, and do it well.
sometimes heinkel and darius forget their boss is not actually a fifteen year old human like he looks, and end up fathering him. "get you feet off the table" "wash your hands before dinner" "put your seatbelt on" "stop picking up stones and keeping them you dont need it"
after a while, when greed starts warming up to ling more, he stops not wanting to let him out bc he thinks ling would run off, but rather hes (somewhat) afraid of ling getting hurt, especially since he cant use the ultimate shield. totally bc he doesnt want to waste the stones energy, not any concern about the prince, no way haha.
at some point during edwards growth spurt he has to give up on using winrys leg and swap to a more regular prosthetic, though he doesnt stop carrying winrys work around (not just bc she'd kill him for losing it)
#hnrgggg these guys i swear oughhhh these boys#hc that a lot of greeds know-how on movement comes from lings own muscle memory (hes not used to the intricacies of human bodies alright!)#so like. fighting and tying hair are easy but smth like driving or using a fork is harder#also ive seen some ppl refer to the timeskip (from the gangs pov) as “the great camping trip of 1914” and its so good#but idk if its okay to use? like is this someones inside joke or smth and im intruding ect. lmk#greed the avaricious#greedling#ling yao#edward elric#darius and heinkel ig. they dont really seem to have tags#fmab#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#moss' madness
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Why do AI bros always have to be that one annoying motherfucker who thinks they're the smartest person in the room but is actually a complete and utter idiot? Can't it be someone even remotely capable of understanding that they can be wrong every once in a while? Like, just once or twice?
#fuck ai#like weve all met that guy at least once right#i swear to god#just once in my life#i want to be able to educate someone about a problem that they can fight against#even if its in a really small way#and for them to actually listen to me and at least put a little tiny bit of effort into being better#instead of just getting all sarcastic and turning it on me like#'AcTuAlLy YoU'rE tHe OnE wItH tHe PrObLem'#'yOu'Re JuSt PrOjEcTiNg On EvErYoNe'#'StOp BeInG a BaBy'#good lord#im gonna be on the news if i have to hear that bullshit one more time#tw vent
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#mamoswine#what is this. ground/ice? i think so. maaaybe evolves from piloswine? i dunno. did piloswine really need a retrofit evo?#i think the swinub -> piloswine progression is like. good on its own. and now there's _this_ guy thrown in there for seemingly no reason#like. why though. why're they here. i dunno. am i being super negative for no reason? man maybe i am#i like their blue mask with the black around their eyes. i think that's nice#i don't conceptually dislike this pokémon i'm just not in a very good mood today i guess. i'll be more positive on the next set of tags#i swear. the next one is a pokémon i really like
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Wtf is red dwarf and why does it look so cool
It's a British scifi comedy show from 1988 where in the very first episode everyone but one guy on the space ship "red dwarf" fucking dies. This one guy survives bc he was put in stasis for smuggling a cat on board. After 3 million years he gets outta stasis and learns that everyone died from a radiation leak and yk, it being 3MILLON years later its basically safe to assume hes the only human left alive. The ships computer, who is a floating head on a screen and who (legit and no joke) later transes his gender for a few seasons resurrects the guys boss as a hologram, who incidentally is also the person that accidentally killed everyone. The guys cat was pregnant and in the 3million years it took him to get outta stasis the cats evolved into humanoid guys so one of those cat people is there too. This all happens in the first episode.
The show has legit such interesting scifi ideas and shit i am so mad about how good it is. Shaking. If you like parallel universes then boy will you have something here. This guy:
Is legit at least 10 completely different characters.
You need to watch it rn. The only thing that keeps you from going "this shit is actually very sad" is the laugh tracks. For some fucking reason they keep making this show every 5 years or so. There was a movie in 2020. I hope they never stop.
#the two main guys also hate eachother and if your thinking 'that seems pretty yaoi' i must also point out theres an episode where the one#guy really misses the other guy and has a dream aboit making out#idek what this show is man. its so good#thank yoi for asking me though now i got all that off my chest here and dont have to annoy my friends#also they have a made up swear word and it took me like 4 episodes before i was sure that its not just some real obscure British swear word
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she has a friend nowwww
#oc: yesui#i like the idea that yesui was something of a crytpid at the crystarium#no one knows her she acts weird and shes always going in and out of the tower#also at least three people SWEAR theyve seen her summon a guy made out of pure shadow which is like#hhhhuuh. maybe a good sign?!?!?!?#no... no she's too weird.#but like actually. when ppl try to talk to her she just straight up doesnt realize they're trying to get her attention#bc shes so used to not being able to be seen#or heard for that matter#for a while she didnt see the point in getting to know anyone cuz she was so focused on helping to summon kiril#but she starts warming up to ppl when she realizes theyre genuinely curious about her and are nicies#she has a little crisis like#oh gods. is this normal. are people generally kind to their fellow man#and from then on she's still a cryptid but people are like that's yesui ^^ she does weird magic and is a little scary but she's nice#it also becomes common knowledge that if you ask her for help w something and she says no...#if you ask a second time. she will look like shes trying REALLY HARD to say no. but she will help out#listen its hard for her shes still getting used to the being kind for no personal gain thing#she was stuck in 'i gotta survive above all else' mode for so long its a big change!!#UMMM ANYWAYS.#thats all... shb yesui is good
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well that was….. A Movie
#i have too many thoughts. unfortunately#its kinda hard to see this so long after it came out bc the humor feels soooo mid 2010’s and its debatable how well its aged#all i know is personally i feel like the dc mvoie#*dc movies have done a better job in recent years doing this specific r rated humor focused anti hero stuff#also like i for one love a comedy and love things having a humorous streak#but this is like a really standard grey action#*movie but then it puts all the humor on one character and that doesnt worklike at all lmao#like the really good parts are when hes with the other 2 funny characters (the bartender and the old lady)#they also like didnt do enough at all with lampooning superhero tropes? like at all???#it would have been so easy to have a standard superhero#movie but just lampoon it the whole time and instead they just… had that movie and like idk#fmcndkfndk like???#one of the few saving graces was in universe acknowledging that deadpool is annoying lol#but yeah generally it had a lot of ELEMENTS of good stuff just. not mixed well together#this truly is the granddaddy of reddit movie tho#like its not le epic win bacon bc thats more early 2010.#this is like. those milennial cookbooks that are hiphopified by just adding swear words. for some reason#torn bc i feel like i should judge ppl for this being so popular but im like not surprised that it would have mass appeal#on the surface i get the appeal of ‘a superhero BUT HE CURSES OOOOH’ and just generally taking things less seriously#it just sucks that the entire rest of the movie takes itself perfectly seriously#but not enough to have weird little annoying plot holes#also cant rly judge the guy who said he loved these movies hes a nerdy 38 yr old mild mannered white man. this was made for him.#this is elder milennial dadsk Wells For Boys
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ok but im getting emo over heinkel again so im gonna talk about him again because yeah hes yet another sad character in a sea of sad characters and i love rezero for that but like he is a character consistently characterized by one loss after the other. it's a rollercoaster and its going straight fucking down and he is so miserable and absolutely alone and its both his fault and not his fault at all. but the way it starts is - its all out of his control. the more you think about the trajectory of his life the sadder it gets.
imagine you are heinkel and your parents are the sword saint and the sword demon and you come from a long line of knights and sword saints so thats almost definitely where youre headed, right? thats whats expected of you. you are nineteen years old and youre a knight in the royal guard, which was expected of you, and you have a wife and a beautiful baby boy, which was also expected of you, but at least you have so much joy and love for the latter while the former is just another chain on the astrea family line of people who are stuck to knighthood whether they like it or not. but your family is also just another chain because youre nineteen and your mother is still the sword saint and youre playing with fate here because either youre going to be the sword saint or your son will be.
your wife, the only equal you have, falls asleep one day and never wakes up. you are twenty-one years old and a single parent and then you are twenty-three years old and your son's fate is so much bigger than youll ever be. having the worlds love means that your love pales in comparison, doesnt it? everyone knows about your comatose wife because you keep searching so much for a cure that its just another thing to gossip about. every year that passes by she just continues to look the same as she did when she was awake and alive and loved you. (you dont know it yet but your son is going to reach the same age as her, because you dont find a cure for another sixteen years and you know that she wont love you anymore because who does? theres no one left because your son doesnt count.)
and everyone knows about you because of your family. because yeah, youre a good swordsman, but youre not liked by anyone in the knights. youre not a friend and youre certainly not a sword saint or sword demon. your son mind controls someone because he loves you so much that he would do anything for you and looks up to you like youre some hero, but youre just a wreck whos scrambling to keep what little you have. youre twenty-four and you lose your mom because you were too scared to go on the mission you were assigned on, because youre a coward and youre in over your head and you know, because everyone knows, that you dont measure up. you could never be prepared for this. in a long line of people who have to carry the weight of the world, you crumble easily. your mom goes on that mission and dies and your son becomes the sword saint like this was always going to happen. this is what being loved by the world means. you just killed your mom because you just couldnt suck it up and die on that mission instead. on top of that, your dad says that your five-year-old god of a son killed your mom. its just you and your son and the two of you both killed your mom but youre the worlds biggest laughing stock and your son is the up and coming hero and monster. but you still love your son. you really do.
right?
#rezero#heinkel astrea#i have. many feelings on him always. no i do not condone his abuse and i never will. but he is such a fascinating character#and this is not even getting into like. post-reinhard being five years old. cries. there is so much happening my god. the tragedy of it all#i swear theresia and wilhelm act like they dont even like heinkel fr sometimes too i swear aldfjldfjl theres just implications behind that#relationship too. and implications to heinkel and reinhards Everything with what little we've seen of them. like little kid reinhard truste#his dad SO MUCH heinkel was very loving in the beginning. it hurts how badly it turns out later alsdlfj bc you just Know that reinhard is#internalizing this like. my dad used to love me and now he doesnt anymore and its all my fault.#BUT HE STILL DOES LOVE REINHARD DEEP DOWN BC WHY ELSE WOULD HE HAVE SCHULT AS A REPLACEMENT. GOD. GOD.#arc 5 spoilers#i always like. theorize that heinkel used to be someone who tried to follow the rules to the T. try his best. try to be a good perfect#knight. a bit of a people pleaser. WHICH IS LIKE REINHARD RIGHT and it explains why heinkel is so bitter and jaded and angry now. god. i#hate it here. the astreas make me sooo crazy#like heinkel really does seem like a guy whos just trying to be a goody two shoes in like the once upon a time from lugunica ss but he fail#miserably bc hes too Emotional and also going through a lot of stress aljsdlfj
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i finally inow what im gonna fucking call this thing oh my god . agentbound
#pardon my swear#and the trolls section will be called mobquest#i think its good#agentbound because i think it sounds cool + i wouldnt say theyre really midnight crew variant specific kids anymore .#not really atleast#only i can be dead for like ever and then return to give tiny baby updates on the mspfa that will eventually return in 10 years#i think abt it SO OFTEN its gotten so good in my head you guys have no idea#this probably gets annoying after a while
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