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Helloooo, I thought i’d let you guys know that i’ve written a fic inspired by my Marauders Circus Au drawings. It’s the first thing i’ve ever written so i’d really appreciate any feedback if anyone gives it a read! It was really fun to write :)








#fic rec#my fic#please let me know what you think#i hope you like it#its probably trash#circuscore#feedback much appreciated#my art#jegulus#marauders#all the young dudes#marauders era
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For as long as I can remember, I've had this fantasy of being tied up and blindfolded in a dingy club, my legs forcibly spread do that anyone passing by could make a move at me. I'd be forced to take it. I couldn't move, after all. Maybe a group of drunk men would use me for hours, leaving me a shaking mess. But honestly, the hottest part is the humiliation. Lying there, being powerless and forced to take it, utterly pathetic
#Ive never posted something like this#Its probably trash ngl#human fleshlight#cnc free use#attention wh0r3#degrade and humiliate me#edging kink#dumb slvt#patriarchy kink#humor#fr33use slvt#bimboification#free use fantasy#r4p3 fantasy#r@pe k!nk#rap3doll
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I fucking HATE them.
Click for Quality!

#they make me want to kill things with my teeth and hands#also more of my human bill design you will see more of him#I’m probably gonna get the book of bill tomorrow so I’ll soon start being abnormal about its contents too#aria draws#digital art#digital drawing#fanart#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanford pines#human bill cipher#billford#bill x ford#I love toxic (soon to be old man) yaoi#I need to eat drywall I need to slam my head into a wall#nest time I’m at work I’m crawling into that trash compactor just to relieve myself of the illness#they’re in my fucking head I need to kill them both#toxic yaoi#yayyyyy
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Me explaining why we can't go back to our home dimension and will never see our family again:

My twelve year old niece:

#my art#fanart#art#shit post#is this cringe? probably#gravity falls#au#gravity falls au#drifting stars au#portal au#ford pines#stanford pines#gf ford#gravity falls ford#portal ford#lets all pretend this looks like portal ford and not researcher ford#mabel pines#gravity falls mabel#gf mabel#portal mabel#honestly its not even portal mabel either#trash art
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If I were a writer at a big game company working on a sequel to a beloved series and the higher ups kept telling me to make the game shittier and kept sending my work back to me to be dumbed down even further somehow, and then once most of the writing was done they laid me and my coworkers off illegally without severance, I'd probably gleefully watch as people trashed the shitty game that shipped.
#bioware critical#veilguard critical#datv critical#like I would have had a first row seat to exactly why the game sucked#and it probably sucked to have your ideas trashed assuming that's a thing that happened#and to watch DA get watered down to fucking nothing#if that is what happened#and then to get fucking FIRED after writing the complete drivel they demanded#yeah I'd be eating popcorn and watching the bad reviews come in like I TOLD you Chad the fans aren't THAT stupid#and ahah yeah that sequence sure DOES make no sense after the 'editing' job Barb did#but as someone who does not have a parasocial relationship with the writers and in fact has no desire to learn their names#I will never know how they spent this time#I don't really care#I don't know them#I have the same general wishes for wellbeing as I do any fellow humans#so I hope your popcorn was salty and buttery and hot I guess#on second thought i could also see someone being bitterly devastated that something they devoted so much of their life to came to this#but i still dont think its the fans or haters they would feel devastated by
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that fucking flower i hate
#writing chara is hard and im probably not great at it#im also still never sure of if i should draw flowey crying#im not sure if he expresses that way#anyway whatever#also if it wasnt clear the first one is a joke#if i want i will draw flowey replacing all that trash back down on the floor to cancel it out#anyway#thinking about flowey DOES fuck me up still#you accidentally kill yourself and take your best friend in the world with you#and its your fault. you disobeyed their judgement. it would have been so easy#but you aren't allowed to just die about it#instead your forced to live out the rest of your infinite life in the form of the thing they loved most#every day a reminder of what you did#anyway sorry#dami's art#undertale#utdr#undertale fanart#flowey#flowey the flower#chara dreemurr#chara undertale#asriel#asriel dreemurr
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something something 'your coworker keeps mentioning there arent enough onions so you offer to get some the next time youre in a city. he tells you to get good ones but you realize too late that you have no idea whats the difference between a good and a bad onion'
this was a lot funnier in my mind before i spent 3 days working on it ._.
#my art#dragon age#calien de riva#rook de riva#datv#dragon age the veilguard#veilguard#neve gallus#bellara lutare#and if you squint. maybe even;#bellara x neve#for a little more context (i guess its rook lore drop in the tags tonight). caliens approach to food is also skewed#orphan on the streets -> crow recruit (and viagos poison test subject) really set his 'normal' in this sense too#like yea sure hell bite that to test it. hes had worse. and suddenly there are beautiful women judging him and hes not sure why#hell eat anything as long as its an improvement from trash! (its been a longgg time since then but still. the bar is on the floor for)#(on the bright side his poison resistance is GREAT. be it food poisoning or actual poisons)#not very happy with this but hey! its done at least!#this is why im replaying veilguard; taking screenshots and stopping to draw silly things#another one that i probably wont do is when neve catches my rook reading on the couch. and he falls off of the couch in shock bc#he didnt hear her walk in!! the fuck!! what!!!#also hes very embarrassed about what hes reading. its SECRET. (she read a lot of it over his shoulder. and wont ever let him live it down)
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F1 via The Interwebs™️ (x) (trash animal edition)
#this is probably gonna be the last one of this cause yall hated trash animal edition#which is okay (its not n a raccoon is sad out there because of u)#(yes he is aware of what his pictures r being used for)#(he is smarter than any of us can ever dream of being)#(idk what the fuck is going on)#f1i#daniel ricciardo#george russell#max verstappen#charles leclerc#fernando alonso#f1 memes#raccoon#possum#ferret#<- block list
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Other Outer Gods: Don't you get bored not killing, torturing, or screwing these mortals over? You literally have a hand fully stretched there.
LA-KiY: and ruin any potential movies Disney releases? Nah, have you seen Snow White? Pure art. Muah. I'm not going to risk destroying that when they just started this. I want to know how they'll improve after this.
#LA- KiY AU would probably start years after actual canon malev#and i decided its probably when animation got out a bunch#i know OG Snow White is in 1937 but plsss animation#ignore if any of the men have served WWII or not i haven't thought that far lol#Lore Accurate KiY AU#malevolent#malevolent au#king in yellow malevolent#kiy malevolent#oh and KiY proceeds to have aneurysm in the 21st century when all their animations and movies are trash AI generated slop#or greedy nostalgia bait/slop#“Nyarlathothep wake your dad up I can't live in this soulless AI generated BS anymore” - The King probably
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for angst reasons i hc that the static on robs body can cause physical pain for him and flares up at times, esp when hes emotional. and after contemplating this, i came to the based conclusion that rob is a disabled icon and that he needs a mobility aid right NOWWWW
in my eyes his condition is essentially fibromyalgia! causes intense and chronic long-term pain flare ups where his static is, thus it can make it hard for him to walk, move around, etc. so, on some pain days, he uses a cane! he also wears compression knee pads and arm sleeves for extra support.
^ bonus quick doodle of him in some forearm crutches and his besties! rob uses them during significant leg pain days if his upper arms are fine-ish. forgot his compression pads here oops but idk banana joe ate them
#the amazing world of gumball#tawog#rob tawog#gumball watterson#penny fitzgerald#disability hcs#art tag#going to practice drawing wheelchairs cuz i also wanna draw robs wheelchair#or as i call it the TRASH O'CHAIR because its glued together with random junk from the junkyard#(why? robs basically homeless he has no money. he probably stole both of these mobility aids himself)#its cobbled together with cardboard glue dreams and doll parts but its fully electric#even made himself spy gadget buttons near the joystick for villainy. presses a button and he leaves bombs behind him
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ngl I always find it wild to see Star Wars stuff that's like "if you think about it in terms of realistic statistics/science then..." about almost any aspect of it.
I mean, what about the Star Wars films gives the impression that this universe abides by realistic statistics, or realistic anything else? SW is broadly a fantasy epic projected onto an IMAX screen with a space background painted on it. Yeah, the planets and moons in the films almost always have improbably limited biomes and two major locations max, because narratively these locations are usually just fantasy city-states with space aesthetics.
Starships travel at the speed of plot and we simply jump past the amount of time that presumably is passing, and sort of imply the passage of that time through shifts in the character dynamics. But this passage of time cannot be analyzed with any kind of consistency because the only logic governing it is the pace of the story.
Just how long did it take the Empire to send a full contingent of forces to Dantooine, search the entire planet, find the Rebel base, and then report back to Tarkin between one scene and another? No one says and no one appears to care. How long did it take Han and Leia to reach Bespin and what exactly went on between them while Luke was, in the same time frame, going through a protracted training over multiple days at an absolute minimum? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How do giant space worms survive inside asteroids that somehow have an Earth-approximate gravitational field and I guess an atmosphere? Shhhh don't think about it. The point of the sequence is not "how does the giant space worm subsist off this random asteroid and how does it breathe and how does gravity work in this context, seriously" but that the giant worm sequence is fucking sick.
There's probably some after the fact EU justification invented by people who had nothing to do with the original writing of the space worm (or perhaps there are several mutually incompatible explanations) and I am profoundly disinterested in them. Nothing could make this even slightly realistic and it was never intended to be. Star Wars sings space shanties at scientific/mathematical realism as it sails past on a completely different ship going in the exact opposite direction.
And I do mean "sails" because while astronomy might tell us that space is unfamiliar and wild on a level we as Earthbound lifeforms can barely comprehend, Star Wars understands that space is basically an ocean, yet with stars and cool but survivable planets in it, or sometimes it's air but combined with a super cool space background so you can have early 20th century aerial combat that would make no sense in actual space conditions and doesn't need to.
"If you consider relativity, then just running the Empire would be..." General relativity does not govern the galaxy far, far away. Space magic does. I'm not sure there are even time zones.
#hard to overstate the degree to which every attempt to explain#the empire keeping a tentacle monster in a trash compactor for their moon-sized roving death ray murder fortress#just seems incredibly ill-considered. drawing our attention to how weird and improbable all this stuff is does not help#and most people have no trouble accepting bizarre star wars stuff as just part of the 'wacky space fairy tale' logic#there's this really bizarre viral post about how the sw universe actually isn't a fantastic universe bc most inhabitants#would probably never possess or interact with the literal magic imbuing it—but that's missing the basic structural underpinnings#of the story#it doesn't matter how many people can use the force (in the original trilogy very few!) or believe in it or ever see it or anything#the fabric of the story and its setting are governed by fantastic rationales and elements that don't work in rationalistic terms#anghraine babbles#long post#sw fanwank#star wars#sweu critical
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Goodbye, Mirror Image.

Hiii. Okay, so... very few people are even going to know what I'm going to ramble on about in this post.
It's about an au/fanfiction I was very attached to that I am now letting go of
This is mostly for me. So I can feel a bit of closure.
This post marks the end of my production on Mirror Image
At least for now.
I don't know if I'll want to return to it in the future.
And, I'll go on to explain what I had planned for the story, but first I just want to just... Ramble about my feelings towards the whole thing.
Why the abrupt ending?
I need to do this. Because what once was a driving force of creativity and motivation for me, has now become something I feel weighed down and shackled to.
And like.
It ain't never that serious to anyone except me.
For those who don't know:
Mirror Image, or the submas reflection au... Was a project that got me through some of my darkest times. Ingo was and still is a character I'm VERY heavily attached to. Even when I'm not posting about him or Emmet he stay on my mind fr. Ingo, Emmet, and the submas community were (sadly) some of the only things that seriously kept me alive. I wish I was joking. I am not.
So perhaps you can see why this project is really painful to let go of
I cried about it. Hard. No seriously, my mom came in to check on me, and I had to explain it was actually really embarrassing.
It was a story that I put a lot of thought into, and I put what I needed to hear in it, what I needed to feel, experience, to keep me going.
And I say all this just to put into perspective how much this is and story meant to me, even if it was only enjoyed by a few people. Even if my initial love towards it soured.
It still means a lot to me.
So...
Here are the plot beats I wanted to hit in Mirror Image.

• Elesa and Drayden returning to the story
I was always planning to bring Elesa and Drayden back into the picture— Oh my God, could you even imagine??? If like they deadassedly deadass never returned??? NAAAAHHH they were going to come back.
Find him in Sinnoh, somewhere between his journey to catch the lake spirits.
A big element in the story overall, is like... Realizing you're not alone. That those people you thought you were burdening care about you, love you, and want to help you.
Emmet cutting them off with his phonecall to Elesa, was supposed to be a moment of withdrawal.
Like, you know when you're depressed, and you spiral? You start withdrawing from friends and family, isolating yourself? The reasons behind those actions can be varied, but this a very dangerous road to go down.
But a lot of the times there are people who care about you, even if you thought you were annoying to them.
Elesa's reaction would be more emotional- outright tearful. Words would be yelled, tears would be shed. But above all else, Elesa would have expressed that, had Emmet just talked to her— told her his plans- what he needed to do to give himself closure. She would have supported him, even if initially she didn't quite understand.
Drayden's reaction would be much more subdued, not as verbal as Elesa, but expressed his worry, concern, and relief in his own way. Bags under his eyes make it apparent that he had trouble sleeping after Emmet's disappearance. Not a lot of words would be uttered, but a strong, firm bug would be given. Perhaps some silent tears. Relief that his nephew is safe. He can't lose another one. Not again.
• Emmet learning to let himself live.
Emmet's side of the story is much more turbulent than Ingo's. Constantly grappling with his mental health, needing to mourn, to grieve, trying to accept, but constantly interrupting that cycle.
His determination, his certainty that he can fix things and make them return to normal, keeps him from living out his life the way he's supposed to. It keeps him from letting him feel his feelings.
He's consumed with this "step by step" manner of doing things to get things to return to normal.
Essentially, he's got major tunnel vision.
The start of that process of letting himself live in the moment again would have started after Elesa and Drayden returned and expressed their support.
Their presence would have forced to him acknowledge that— while he was setting off to enact his plan, everything back at home wasn't magically paused.
People worried about him. Cared about him.
His absence was felt.
Him leaving has consequences.
There would have been ups and downs. Moments where everything felt okay. Where he felt like he still had a family to lean on. Moments where despite that, Ingo's absence was still to much to bear. Moments where the depression consumed him so much, that not only did he not recognize himself, but where Elesa and Drayden would also be forced to acknowledge how much what has happened as affected Emmet.
Things like that.
Much like Ingo was finding his place in Hisui, Emmet too was finding his place in the world again. But where as it was easier for Ingo to move forward since he had no memories, it would have taken Emmet much more time.
• Elesa, Drayden, and Volo, trying to talk Emmet down
Emmet is essentially throwing his life away to try and reunite with his brother. While Elesa and Drayden initially support his decision in trying to get him back, eventually (most likely through Volo) they would come to learn the risks and danger in store if he keeps pushing.
Emmet will again, have to weigh the pros and cons of carrying out his mission. However, now, since reconnecting with the family that he does still have, it would have been a much tougher decision. It's much harder to throw your life away, when someone is clutching your chest, crying, begging you not to go. Begging you to think it out a little more.
Plus, he still gets to see and talk to Ingo via is reflection.
Is that really not enough for him?
But, remembering the one moment he did get to see Ingo again in the distortion realm- remembering how good it felt to hug his brother again. To see him again. To hear his voice. To feel whole...
He can't give that up.
He just can't.
• Ingo and Emmet properly discuss their plans
Ingo needs to be included in on the plan too for everything to work after all.
Everything would be sorted out. He would decide to help Akari to collect the pokemon she needed to collect to confront Arceus as well.
Communications between Ingo and Emmet would become more frequent as they need to time everything properly.
Etc etc.
However, leaving behind the life he built isn't an easy decision for Ingo to make... But one he makes nonetheless.

• Melli begging Ingo to stay
There's nothing I love more than a moment of vulnerability from a character who hates feeling vulnerable. Ingo would gather everyone up to announce his upcoming departure.
Melli, who has grown attached to Ingo, of course doesn't want to see him leave. He's his friend. One of the only true friends he's felt he's had in years.
He would cry, beg him to think about this-
But Ingo knows he has to return home.
His adventure of self discovery is over. But he couldn't be more grateful that Melli was apart of it.
This will tear Melli up inside. But there's nothing he can do if he wants to leave.
The plan was to have them give each other something to remember them by— a reminder that the time they spent together was real, and will never fade.
• A battle with Arceus
You know the battle with Arceus in PLA? Where that shit is like PURE CAP???
Yeah, that's what Ingo and Emmet would have to face to reunite.
Those who would take part in the battle would be: Ingo, Dawn/Akari, Emmet, and Volo.
Emmet of course, would tell Elesa and Drayden to stay behind. He doesn't want them risking their life.
This is his fight.
And his alone.

• Volo's death
HEHEHEHAHAHAHA
Ok listen
There is nothing
NOTHING
I love more
Than immortals being forced to face death.
This was going to happen during the battle with Arceus. That bitch be throwing METEORS and blasting LASERS at you bro
SOMEONE was gonna die.
And Volo, who had vowed to protect Emmet to the very end, would have done just that.
The blow he took would have been very obviously fatal for any normal person, but Emmet, assuming he'll be fine since he's immortal, doesn't think much of it once Volo gets back on his feet.
But it was Giratina's power that granted him immortality. Of course a blow from a being above even Giratina would result in his death.
He would have fought to the very end, holding on to every string he had until he lived to see Arceus taken down.
After that, seeing the battle through, he'd feel relief, before falling to his knees. And then fully onto the floor.
Though, between Volo and Emmet, Emmet would be the one unwilling to accept Volo's death. Volo, having lived for so long, would be content with leaving. Even happy, knowing he made a friend, and is dying with memories to hold dear. Emmet helped him truly live. And now, he's helped him finally rest, and reach peace.
His body would crack, like porcelain, and then break into orbs of light that float towards the sky...
I actually have a blurb I wrote, I planned out this scene in detail at one of my work breaks, but I need to find the notes, I lost track of them since I moved.
• Akari's death
This was tentative, but very likely to happen. I had it planned in my head since chapter 9.
At first it was for shits and giggles.
Because in PLA, Akari never makes it home. She just stays in Hisui.
So I thought "what if she doesn't make it home here either cause he isn't fucking dies"
Which- was a joke to myself because I saw the Arceus fight and I just went "THAT'S A CHIIILLLD ARCEUS, WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCKING KILL HER?"
Then it was an idea that became much more real as I thought of what the weight of truly facing a god would mean.
I think I wanted them both to lose something very great in order to be together again.
So as to ask the question: was the cost greater than the reward?
To lose a life that's touched yours so closely, to change the course of history for your benefit-
Is it worth it?
Unlike Volo, Akari would have a body to bring back. She would be put to rest, and given a proper funeral.
Crazy shit I know.
I really don't know how this would've been received, but shit, I wanted to do it snfkdjdndn.

• Emmet Spiralling... Again.
I'm a big fan of things coming full circle.
After all is said and done, Ingo and Emmet get to go home together, yes...
But it's not the same.
Ingo is here... But he's been heavily affected, shaped by the environment he lived in for years.
The "normal" that Emmet was trying to return to, no longer exists.
And trying to get back to something that's no longer attainable, he's lost two lives, and affected countless others.
Now that the illusion of achieving his "normal" is broken, so is he.
He spirals, and spirals, and spirals, until he too, contemplates jumping off of those train tracks.
Until he too, is wishing for a different, a better life.
But instead of letting it stew, now, with two lives worth of experience, Ingo would have hugged him close.
Reassured him.
Things may be different now .
But that doesn't mean life isn't worth living.
Volo and Akari may be gone.
But they would want him to live on. Enjoy the life that they laid down theirs for.
And Ingo himself may be different.
And he may still have a lot of growing and adjusting to do.
But he's not leaving him.
He's right there.
They can never truly leave each other.
They are two parts of the same puzzle.
They are halves of one whole.
Even when he is gone, he will never truly be separated from his mirror image.
...Roll credits.
#probably no one is gonna read this but that's fine#i need this for myself#my own piece of mind#I'll post this on ao3 too.#if this sounds like trash... sorry. its genuinely what i had planned#if it's bad I'm willing to accept that#also- there's s nunch of stuff im sure wouldve happened between these plot points#even though i has specific things planned out those moments of organic writing between plot points were very real#anyway-#long post#submas#fanfiction#my writing#Mirror Image#reflection au#my art#sketch
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in my head, dennis gives deep all his clothes that don’t fit him anymore and i like to imagine that all these tops, shirts, sweaters and jackets used to be his from back in college
dennis and dee having a similar sense of style is already one of my favourite trash twin details but i think it’s even sweeter if dee got her taste in fashion from her younger brother
#especially with how differently they were both treated by barbara#dennis pampered and her not#he’d probably have had a lot more clothes than she did#particularly in his late teens/frat years#i also like the idea of her being the one getting second hand clothing even if she is the oldest#trash twins#dennis and dee#dennis and dee reynolds#dee and dennis reynolds#dennis reynolds#dee reynolds#deandra reynolds#dennis and deandra#dennis and deandra reynolds#always sunny#its always sunny in philadelphia#iasip#sitcom#twins#reynolds twins#older sister#younger brother
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Heya, I think you mentioned character playlists on a couple posts, would ya be willing to share some of thoseee ?
(Fellow mephiles fan here, Hiiiiiii)
Oh toootally. I used to have a post that had most of them linked but I haven't updated it in a while soooo..... let me make it this one instead >:)
Mephiles
Elise
Silver
Sonic
Shadow
Rouge
Metal
Amy
Infinite
And then I do have a bunch of other sonic playlists, like mostly aus and ships sooo I'm gonna add em because I like sharing :3
Post 06
Knights
Ghost
Bugs/ mephillmina or whatever they're called, haven't decided (more au than ship but they've got some songs in there)
Mephinite
Mephiblis
Merlise
My ocs lol
Literally just an 06 playlist :3
#trash rambles#i think thats all of them??#tbh my spotify playlists are such a mess to sort through because i name them such dumbass things sometimes#anyway the mephiles playlist is the longest because other than the shadow and rouge ones its the oldest one and also autism probably#idk that /every/ song on there works but am i gonna go through over a days worth of music with the intent of fixing it? no lol#answered asks#mephiles the dark#sonic 06#princess elise#silver the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#rouge the bat#metal sonic#amy rose#the moth and the flame au#knight's honor#anachronism au#self mourning au#mephinite#mephiblis#merlise#qwerty the android#carmin the cow#uhhhh i think thats everything lol#spotify playlists#infinite the jackal#i forgot to tag him individually 😭#tbh i kinda like mephillmina as a name for it bc it has what i like from the one i liked best but the double L gives it distinction...#mephillmina
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i started having undertale thoughts a couple of days ago but i didnt know how to verbalise them so i just collected some screenshots and stared at them a lot
can anyone understand me
#this probably wouldve been better if there were more examples of alphys referring to herself as trash#i thought there was more than that. oops!!#alphys is such an interesting character. unfortunate that a lot of important information about her is either:#in phone calls (barely anyone sees those)#or in the true lab (people are more distracted by The Horrors to really examine her mental state)#but i do love her. very much#undertale#alphys#utdr#utdr analysis#(can i call this analysis if its just screenshots and then a short ramble in the notes? will anyone stop me??)#damiel bullshit hours#damiel rambling hours
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One of the funniest lies X-Men TAS is trying to feed me is that Logan is afraid of Deadpool. No. No he's not. Why is every villain trying to stir up the Ghost Of Wolverine Past in the form of a red and black suit.
Morph/Evil Xavier/whoever: "I will drive you to madness by showing all the demons of your past!" *Turns into the most annoying person Logan has ever met*
#ive loved deadpool since i was a wee little child#but logan? scared? of wade wilson?#he's scared of deadpool as much as i am scared of the raccoon in my trash#i'm not in danger but the raccoon is going to mess shit up when i'm not looking and probably have loud annoying sex in my attic#fr its 7/11/24 rn and we're about to get a whole movie of wolverine dealing with deadpool against his will#x men#x men the animated series#wolverine#james howlett#deadpool#wade wilson
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