#its probably trash

[julesart04]

Helloooo, I thought i’d let you guys know that i’ve written a fic inspired by my Marauders Circus Au drawings. It’s the first thing i’ve ever written so i’d really appreciate any feedback if anyone gives it a read! It was really fun to write :)

[aria-greenhoodie]

I fucking HATE them.

Click for Quality!

[baejax-the-great]

If I were a writer at a big game company working on a sequel to a beloved series and the higher ups kept telling me to make the game shittier and kept sending my work back to me to be dumbed down even further somehow, and then once most of the writing was done they laid me and my coworkers off illegally without severance, I'd probably gleefully watch as people trashed the shitty game that shipped.

[damiel-of-real]

that fucking flower i hate

[pictureday2005]

DONT REPOST THIS thanks

[maxcuntstappen]

F1 via The Interwebs™️ (x) (trash animal edition)

[anghraine]

ngl I always find it wild to see Star Wars stuff that's like "if you think about it in terms of realistic statistics/science then..." about almost any aspect of it.

I mean, what about the Star Wars films gives the impression that this universe abides by realistic statistics, or realistic anything else? SW is broadly a fantasy epic projected onto an IMAX screen with a space background painted on it. Yeah, the planets and moons in the films almost always have improbably limited biomes and two major locations max, because narratively these locations are usually just fantasy city-states with space aesthetics.

Starships travel at the speed of plot and we simply jump past the amount of time that presumably is passing, and sort of imply the passage of that time through shifts in the character dynamics. But this passage of time cannot be analyzed with any kind of consistency because the only logic governing it is the pace of the story.

Just how long did it take the Empire to send a full contingent of forces to Dantooine, search the entire planet, find the Rebel base, and then report back to Tarkin between one scene and another? No one says and no one appears to care. How long did it take Han and Leia to reach Bespin and what exactly went on between them while Luke was, in the same time frame, going through a protracted training over multiple days at an absolute minimum? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How do giant space worms survive inside asteroids that somehow have an Earth-approximate gravitational field and I guess an atmosphere? Shhhh don't think about it. The point of the sequence is not "how does the giant space worm subsist off this random asteroid and how does it breathe and how does gravity work in this context, seriously" but that the giant worm sequence is fucking sick.

There's probably some after the fact EU justification invented by people who had nothing to do with the original writing of the space worm (or perhaps there are several mutually incompatible explanations) and I am profoundly disinterested in them. Nothing could make this even slightly realistic and it was never intended to be. Star Wars sings space shanties at scientific/mathematical realism as it sails past on a completely different ship going in the exact opposite direction.

And I do mean "sails" because while astronomy might tell us that space is unfamiliar and wild on a level we as Earthbound lifeforms can barely comprehend, Star Wars understands that space is basically an ocean, yet with stars and cool but survivable planets in it, or sometimes it's air but combined with a super cool space background so you can have early 20th century aerial combat that would make no sense in actual space conditions and doesn't need to.

"If you consider relativity, then just running the Empire would be..." General relativity does not govern the galaxy far, far away. Space magic does. I'm not sure there are even time zones.

[zeroslashsix]

One of the funniest lies X-Men TAS is trying to feed me is that Logan is afraid of Deadpool. No. No he's not. Why is every villain trying to stir up the Ghost Of Wolverine Past in the form of a red and black suit.

Morph/Evil Xavier/whoever: "I will drive you to madness by showing all the demons of your past!" *Turns into the most annoying person Logan has ever met*

[popdrop]

I STILL CAN'T GET OVER HOW IN THE BEGINNING, CALE PUSHED EVERYONE AWAY. You may say it's because of how "dangerous" and "trouble packed" their journey will be in the story later on— BUT. I JUST CANT HELP BUT FEEL LIKE MAYBE , JUST MAYBE. He didn't want them to be affected by his "curse" (side effect of WS) whether he knew about it or not. Just consider the fact that he KNOWS what will happen to them and how they'll be fighting for a better world and it'd be MUCH better if he's not there. Just in case he worsens whatever will happen.

He's such an unreliable narrator <3 the Worst Kind Ever.

[trashcreatyre]

Still not over this btw

Everyone say thank you sega japan <3

[salemontrial]

Why the FUCK didn't Sasha apologize to Quinni.

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

This poll has me-

Oh here I fixed it!!

[ceezdisease]

Have some random PAFL doodles

I did not use references for any of these so if they look off that's probably why

[damiel-of-real]

i started having undertale thoughts a couple of days ago but i didnt know how to verbalise them so i just collected some screenshots and stared at them a lot

can anyone understand me

[n0bluev]

@fushiglow hmm….wonder who i’d draw this for all of a sudden and why… 🤔🤔

[fungus-no69]

we are simply two peas in a pod. A matching set. Two of a kind. Birds of a feather. Blood calls to blood. etc etc