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So sadly I didn't get the chance to write today because I had a bunch of stuff going on. But! I had a lot of time to think so I have ideas (for once!).
CW: Yandere Themes, Stalking
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Yandere!Alhaitham x Reader, but both of you are reincarnates of King Deshret and the God/dess of Flowers respectively. All those centuries ago, you drove each other mad. Deshret drove you mad by encaging you in gardens built upon honeyed words and sweet lies, and you drove him mad by fleeing from him and dying soon after.
Let's fast forward to Sumeru's Archon Quest. Let's say something goes horribly wrong, and when Alhaitham uses the Divine Knowledge Capsule, it turns out it's the real one.
He is flooded with memories of the past. Of flowers in eternal bloom. Of love, pure and unbounded. You are its focal point. You, a normal Amurta scholar working part-time at the House of Daena, are the missing variable he has sought all his life. He doesn't know how he knows it, but something in the depths of his heart has clicked like the opening of something long hidden away.
While he does care about this discovery of a past life, its importance is superseded by you. Almost immediately, he begins doing...data collection. Your hobbies. Your favorites books. Your sleep schedule. Where you live. Friends. Family. All of it. Alhaitham records every piece of information in his mind with an almost zealous focus.
His plan to bring you back in his arms is flawless; slowly, almost painfully so, he worms his way into your life, latching onto any possible connection he can find between the two of you. You like this book? Alhaitham has read the entire series. If you'd like, you can borrow the next one from him. You're studying the impact of Ley Line abnormalities on the forest floor of Sumeru's rainforests? Alhaitham knows quite a bit on Sumeru's ecology from all the papers and the theses he's read. After all, as the Scribe, he's aware of many of the inner workings of the Akademiya, including many different research projects. Including yours. Do let him in, otherwise he might have to resort to...more unsavory methods, like cutting your funding.
After all, in the end, he's doing this for your benefit, right? He failed to give you paradise once. With all this new knowledge under his belt, he will succeed. No matter what.
#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x you#yandere drabble#yandere imagine#yandere genshin#yandere genshin x reader#yandere alhaitham#yandere alhaitham x reader#for some reason alhaitham gives me major imgonnagetyouback vibes#i NEED to wok on alhaitham's characterization he's so interesting to me#HELPPPP#i want to do a longer project based on this idea but the likelihood i stop halfway through is uhm#its probably guaranteed#but! we well try#also mastermind vibes from midnights
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has anyone gotten the idea that odysseus' storyline in hades 2 is a depiction/exploration of trauma over his SA and how he's blaming himself for things that were out of his control? because that's the impression i'm getting from what i've seen. he talks about "goddesses" as his "greatest weakness" and that "he's not one to say no to them"...
when mel invites him to the bath, he brings up mortals having different standards for intimacy than gods and how it usually has a more romantic/sexual connotation. she then asks if he's uncomfortable and he has a startled reaction and brings up circe and calypso again (but never actually by name)
(this isn't ship/romance bait btw. odysseus knew mel as a kid and they're stated in-game to have a sibling/uncle-niece relationship)
also he grew apart from penelope after his return, but the game makes a point of showing that his love for penelope and telemachus is what drove him on at all so that element of his character isn't brought into question
#i made a post abt it but deleted it bc it was speculating and i don't have the game bc i don't have a pc#but i found more screenshots and now.. i think it's a VERY real possibility they're going in this direction.#circe is in this game also. so i really need to see whether odysseus has any character specific dialogue about her#hard life when you can't even play the game and are hunting down bits of story from other people#hades game tag#hades 2 spoilers#sa mention#hades 2#hades game#odysseus#penelope#i don't have any hard coping shipper brain on or anything but like. just. thinking about where his character can go given what we know#guaranteed penelope will be in this game too from how much she's brought up. we'll probably meet her on the surface#SO ITS LIKE. story wise. are we going to make a wife forgive her husband for cheating on her#or are we going to make a guy realize him being assaulted wasn't the same thing as him cheating on the love of his life#and i am heavily leaning towards the latter.#it's like if he genuinely did cheat on her and they grew apart what direction would his story go in.#how will us as the player help him in the same way we helped achilles/patroclus or orpheus/eurydice
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>be me >make a friend >hang out with him >he gets hurts due to hanging out with me >mfw my only friend might die because of me
#rick and morty#morty smith#brad#hii cosmic my friend cosmic who asked me to draw this smile#edit omg i had a whole bunch of shit i wanted to say about this actually#me and cosmic bradleyenthusiast were discussing how morty would react in a situation like this#because with his family its like kind of whatever? ish? everyone can stand their own ground and/or have been babyproofed to be invulnerable#vs brad who is mortys only authentic natural friend getting hurt(additionaly due to him)#like this is someone he cares about who cant be guaranteed safety#so hed probably get incredibly anxious and panicky#would try to fill the silence by talking a lot either to brad or himself just to keep his brain occupied and like Sane#i do think morty has a semi decent understanding of first aid but just getting so freaked out that he's shaking running around#IDK! much to think about
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(awkward wave) hi
I know I haven’t really kept up with posting here; I plan on moving accs at some point and thats.. partly why; another thing is that I just keep forgetting to post. Buuut,, I figure I may as well post this while I’m still here for the time being as a little throwback. :)
Happy (late) birthday to this literal gnome of a chef that changed my life and was a wholeass muse for four to five years; I have not drawn him in so long and you can probably tell, and I know probably very few would like how I drew him but thats ok 🙏 cartoon-y and simple just never worked for me, lol
I’m actually kinda obsessed with how I drew his remnant design though I’m ngl….
I also made a blood-stained version; it remains under the cut. ❤️
I feel like he’d listen to slutty 2000’s/2010’s pop songs while casually dismembering someone I’m ngl /hj
#[prawn’s potions]#miniature chef hat#teruteru hanamura#hanamura teruteru#sdr2#remnants of despair#remnant teruteru#man i used to have so many hcs for this guy. i was a little insane#now my only hcs are the dimples#and also he probably listens to daft punk because its a cute touch#oh and the necklace yeah i#taps fingers. i just think the doomed yaoi between him and fuyu would be cute#ive alwsys shipped them tbh snd i might draw them again one day… no guarantees though.
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Final post on the matter and I'll shut up.
Let's be entirely honest, if it had been any other character getting a massive personality change, everyone would be rioting. Imagine if Grimmjow had shown up depressed af and turned into a punching bag. People would be so fucking mad. But no one gives a fuck about Aizen as a character so I'm pretty done with this. Even if there is a canon reason and hes uber depressed, no one cares about that and the story won't at all give any payoff for it, any redemption, any exploration. If anything, I'm starting to anticipate he will be killed off in the future, maybe Hellarc. I don't really want any part of it, so I'm bugging out and taking a huge step back for my own sake.
Canon is now officially dead to me in every way.
#its always the same with my faves#they get screwed majorly#argue he deserves it but most of the other charas do#sosuke aizen#okay i promise this is my last post about it#i just thought for several hours on the exact depth of bothering#characters being fated to d word while feeling like dying is the worst trope and i cant be anywhere near it#on top of that he will get zero character exploration i guarantee it#i wish hed just came back smug and mean#i need him to have fight in him even when all is lost#aizen#and yeah its not proven yet but this eerie feeling hasnt let up#i was talking to someone irl and they agree with me he will probably be killed off#i just kinda hate punitive justice arguments toward the charas people dislike#big ick
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Buy Tzimisce Mystery Jerky!! Each bag features our trademark promise 'Kindred can eat this.' Order now!!! We guarantee it has a Taste.
#vtm#overheard at the table#shit my troupe says#vampire the masquerade#tzimisce#what is the taste?#uhhhh#probably Bad#but its a taste!#made By tzimisce#not Of tzimisce#well actually that depends#not guaranteed to contain tzimisce but also not guaranteed tzimisce-free#this is a pop-up ad you get on schrecknet#also
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thinking about how that solavellan ending actually Works for lavellans who want that hopeful ending but arent as forgiving abt the whole situation as veilguard presented it. and i do think in ashara's case, yes, she goes with him out of love, but more so out of duty. post trespasser she drops the name lavellan in favor of her family name, dhavise, since her place in the clan had already been cast into question and her allegiances with the chantry/solas are cause for doubt as to whether she's even welcome back anymore. but i think by the end of veilguard she's reaffirmed her identity as Lavellan no matter what, and truly does see herself as the Keeper of not just her own clan but of her whole modern people, and with that rekindled purpose she chooses to watch over them all by way of watching over fen'harel. protecting them by protecting him from himself. which ironically is the reason the dalish HAVE keepers in the first place
#oc: ashara#datv spoilers#datv#tay plays datv#sorry but we're doing solavellan tag essays again i fear#i am so :))))) abt lavellan's capacity to be for solas EXACTLY what varric was for rook in that prison#a guide. a reminder. an anchor. a hope.#started from the bottom (''fen'harel ma ghilana'') now we're here ("ar ghilana fen'harel'') !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#anyway the way i imagine the prison situation is that its exactly like any other place in the fade. changeable depending on emotion#and interpretation and point of view.#i think regret is so powerful as a prison lock bc anyone who believes themselves to be a god lacks the self awareness to even FEEL regret#so it WORKED for the evanuris. but it didnt work for rook because they arent a god and facing regret IS possible for them! and then like#the solas ending where he says “i am a GOD” Guarantees he cant escape bc hes PAST that point. the neutral ending leaves it open to anything#but the redemption ending is the one where he most clearly reaffirms that he is NOT a god and so the capacity for him to impact the walls#by facing its nature and by extension his OWN nature is... hopeful :) so i think its probably gonna look like it did in the game for a whil#but it will heal as he does :) im picturing a little house where everything seems a little bit brighter day by day#and when regret creeps back in and the fade reflects that then lavellan is there to fix it. and fix it again. and again and again if needed#until it finally DOES look like the way that end mural presented it. dare i say the black city goldened ...........
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Hello! I just discovered your blog and I immediately became captivated by your webcomic, but I'm unsure where to read all of it. I know it's on Webtoons, but I can see it hasn't been updated for a while, and you still post about it.
Are your physical novels just prints of the webcomic? Are they a continuation? Is the story complete? Thanks in advance!
Hi there!
Glad you found me and are enjoying my comic!
It's only on webtoons, and the story is not complete yet! We're 2/3 of the way through right now. It's currently on hiatus, and it's scheduled to come back in about 2 months!
I'll explain why it's been so long if you're curious, but also for my followers who might also be wondering about it under the cut. Sorry, it's pretty much just me complaining haha
I took a month off I took 2 months to get the books printed I took a month to prepare my next comic and I took 2 months to write the rest of the series (I knew the character arcs I wanted, but not the time periods or mysteries!!!) I've been working on actual episodes since then
I had to take some time off because of some pretty extreme burnout due to the sheer amount of work it was to draw over 800 pages and write 6 complete stories in a year and a half... I was getting sick almost weekly due to the overwork, it was really really bad honestly. I was having to work 60+ hours every week just to keep up...
The nature of the comic itself is also difficult... Each of the arcs is a complete, self contained story which can be read (ideally) without context, and my arcs need to be about 10-13 episodes each... And since I have an exact number of episodes to work with, it's even harder.
It takes a ton of planning and a ton of refinement, and working week to week with no breaks I was forced to put out second or even first drafts, so I just wasn't happy with the work I was doing... And to do that for the rest of the series? I wouldn't be proud of the work I did.
Plus... To be entirely honest, webtoon has treated me quite badly IN MY OPINION... They deprioritized me before I launched (I had to beg for more promotion, I'm not exaggerating), they outright denied me the opportunity to even ask for a raise, I don't make any money on fast pass and they pay me less than my partner makes working at trader joes. My first editor left me completely hanging, my second editor (who I loved) was fired... And they told me I wouldn't get a third season before my first season even finished. So it was just repeatedly completely demoralizing.
I'm sorry it has taken so long, it'll have been 10 months by the time I come back. But I realized... I won't get promotion either way. I won't get more episodes either way. I won't get more money either way. So to finish everything, to make it feel good, to make it something I'm proud of, I chose to take longer to make it better.
I am fully aware I will lose a significant amount of my readership for this and it might genuinely affect my career moving forward. But it's what I had to do! So I'm sticking to my guns on it, and I'm confident long term it'll be worth it. It never could have been this good if I didn't take this much time.
#asks#steakandpeanutbuttersandwiches#I'm SO sorry youre new and you asked me such a benign question and I responded with... this... LMAO#I swear to god I tried to make it as short as possible#theres just a lot auauuaghkhgjk#basically. way too much work. not enough money.#so it either is gonna be good and take longer or be worse but come back faster#and I chose to take longer#so.#I'm really sorry and I wish that this decision didn't also come with the... pretty much guarantee that it will negatively impact my career.#I will lose readers. I will lose potential readers for my future work. it looks bad on me as a creator to take such a big break. etc. etc.#but it's good. it's so good. you have to trust me it's like the best stuff Ive ever written#it. ok well to be honest#it'll probably feel extremely simple and extremely natural#but it's been SO much work LMAO#I am not exaggerating I have written over 200 pages of scapped ideas to get to where it is#I'm sure it won't make sense why it took so long while reading but you gotta trust me LMAO#ideally it doesnt even 'feel' different right. cause its gotta be cohesive with the whole thing#but there is SO MUCH TO WRAP UP#THERES SO MUCH#and to make that feel natural in this little space oh my GOD it is so hard#ok omfg I'm doing it again I'm going on way too long again IM SO SORRY#YOURE NEW HERE AND IM DOING THIS IMMEDIATELy#this is like 90% for my followers who I know are curious about this and I'm just using you as a jumping off point to talk about it#cause I don't really like to make standalone posts very often#I likely will make some kind of official announcement about it when the date is extremely set in stone#right now I think it's still only tentatively scheduled so it could still change#and I'll say something more... refined and restrained... then.#but for now this is like. actually everything. I think#I'm sure I forgot something but whatever lmfao
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Sooo...
Charles swears and gets $10,000 fine. Norris fucks the start and only gets a reprimand and $5,000 fine, Mercedes breach technical directive with their tire pressures and only get $5,000 fine. How is it that swearing has a more severe punishment this weekend than two major issues?!
Even worse is that in Lando's case someone could have been hurt if something went wrong.
#like wtf is this#at the start lance/his car is still on track#this “championship battle” is the most manufactured thing I've ever seen#put any other driver in Lando's position i guarantee its a bigger punishment#if it was max they'd probably disqualify him from the last 3 races#idrc about mercedes punishment i was mostly after russell but🤷��️#f1#formula 1#charles leclerc#ferrari#scuderia ferrari#cl16#mclaren#mercedes#brazil gp 2024
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Day 5 - Waking Up
My favorite sentence is: "The day she knew she was very old, she was suddenly filled with happiness that years ago, she had gotten that tattoo of a -
shoutout to Figure A forever <3 i was so so happy to see them show back up in pzn my favourite minor npc previously only featured in 10 minutes of one episode
#figure a#15daysoffatt#friends at the table#fatt#partizan#quote is from tm63 though. guaranteed events or: an accounting of the time when we built the machine my beloved#my most listened to fatt ep easily. probably because its very short comparatively but also because it is very good!#i dont have high hopes but im still holding out for another of those short fiction eps. palisade you could be the one...!#i like hearing austin read .#rosa art#anyways im pretty happy with this.#i have a version with a BWOOOAAM sound effect btw bc it was in the transcript but i ended up liking this one better...#bluebird being the only word#i hope its like. Readable visually but panel 1&2 is like. figure a powering on and 3 is from their pov leap shining light at them#im never incredibly confident if stuff is parseable but in the end. its cool to ME so w/e#edit: non-transparent version. i like the transparent ver better in my files but this is better for posting... i think.
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okay i am sorta wanting to draw at least a Liiiittle again and im free tomorrow after my interview (which i got a job interview!!!) so. if you want to give requests. :3c
#probably prioritizing close mutuals and xiv stuff heart emoji#its also assuming im not somehow wiped asf tomorrow#and it goes without saying. i would love to try to draw ur ocs if my friends characters have one fan that is Me#cannae guarantee quality tho
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Pavitr: *Makes a comment about how annoying it is that people say "chai tea" when it literally just means "tea tea"*
Fandom, somehow: OMG Chai tea must be his favorite thing!
(Disclaimer: I am white.)
#pavitr prabhakar#across the spiderverse#this isn tthe first time fandom has done a thing like this#bro he probably drinks chai like any normal indian kid its not that special#and i guess he'd consider chai latte to be an american invention and not really indian? but i don't think he'd mind if it tastes good#There is masala chai but I guarantee you that's NOT what starbucks chai latte is#its funny cause miles makes a similar joke about atms and no one makes him obsessed with them#i dont think this is spoilers cause its in the trailer#FEEL LIKE I HAD TO ADD DISCLAIMER#this is based on what my desi friends say!! and also research ofc
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it's "sad about star wars" hours
#the prequels are just so tragic#if qui gon hadn't died its almost a guarantee anakin wouldn't have fallen#qui gon would have trained him in a way that worked for anakin#and he also probably would have ensured anakins mom was safe#but he dies#and then 99% of the jedi die after him#its just so sad#I found an old fanfic of mine that includes qui gons death and#i enjoyed re reading it but the tragedy made it heavy
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heart-pounding immersive bocchi cinema solo trip experience 1-page report
#art jumpscare#bocchi#bocchi the rock!#ぼっち・ざ・ろっく#true story#my art#this is probably a little too illuminating about me LOL#the only reason the backpack didn’t match is because its an insanely powerful one#that can carry infinite amounts of stuff comfortably#i remembered thinking ‘woah…i don’t believe that 20 year guarantee but it’s kinda funny’#its been 18 so far#so often i sacrifice a totally matching bag for this rugged heavy duty bad boy#especially if I’m carrying around clothes or big containers of food#which I totally was#i actually googled it beforehand to check the length#but the results only showed ONE movie…#it took me googling for a second movie WHILE IT WAS PLAYING to notice#I saw the long runtime but it seemed short for two movies#and longer stated run times are often put down to make sure stuff runs smoothly#so I checked but didn’t think I was incorrect or anything mdknfdfkdf#they usually tell you VERY CLEARLY if it’s a double feature#usually double features actually cost waaaay more#and they have 15 minute breaks#so who knows what happened here#what matters is the pizza was delicious and it was a fun experience!#i may be as anxious as bocchi but i like doing things solo although id prefer it with friends most days#I haven’t seen my friends in a long time and some of them never#hopefully one day I can change that
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Hehe can't wait to see Bimet try live in rural Tartaros.
He'd be so fucked between the massive delay in profit (farming then shipping to city to sell then money coming back) and just being a city boy.. I want to see him fail miserably...
I may have a hatred for bimet's judgemental ass
#although he'd probably be fine if he got paid well.#he's said he doesnt mind how he gets money as long as its guaranteed he gets money#whb mammon#whb bimet#whb#whb screenshots
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the girls are fightinggggg flirtinggggg
that last gif is particularly sexually charged like oh you wanna fuck nasty nasty i see
#i'm a sabriel girlie through and through#but i can see the debriel arguments#its a compelling case#they would either have the freakiest sex ever or like#THEE most Standard™ sex that lasts 5 minutes#and either way i guarantee one of them will probably cry#spn#gabriel spn#dean winchester#debriel
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