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I will admit I have zoomed in on images in my time

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this post is mostly a vessel to try out a new bit but my life update is that yesterday was a very #salty day. by that i mean i had a whole can of olives and properly salted pasta and instant noodles and my famous soy sauce fried egg among other things. it was very good but i think maybe you cant do that every day

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i was going to copy mays gender poll for data reasons but then it was going to say "is dysfie a boy/girl" and then i realized that literally no one but me in unreleased posts in my head has ever used that diminunitive and you dont know my name unless you are one of two or three people on here or you somehow did an information theory analysis on my levenshtein distance post but i dont think theres enough entropy and i dont think anyone saw/cared enough about that post and i dont know how to end this post

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Girl are you a girl because you're. Girl

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I think if you're arrested as someone's accomplice they should have to send you to the same prison. like how the foster system keeps siblings together.

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A simple green onion will rock your world

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My face when I'm The, 44% OFF

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Wtf. Boost 🙏🏼

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there's this fucking tik tok that i keep seeing and it's one of those "meet the friend group" shitty thirst traps and it's 6 dudes right and you got the punk boy (okay fine whatever ) and the elegant boy (what would we do without him) and then there's the fucking ventriloquist and the video just continues on to the college boy and the nerd boy (why are these two different boys?) but i'm still caught off guard by the fucking ventriloquist like this dude just straight up has a muppet of himself and he's not even like doing a ventriloquist thing he just has it and is lip syncing to the song and he has the muppet and that's him he's the ventriloquist that's his thing. there was nothing else for him to be he's just the ventriloquist of the friend group. i cannot stop thinking about this. The Ventriloquist.

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Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?

Yeah it’s called sleep

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bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺

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just once they should release the newspaper first and make everyone do what it says in there. instead of the other way round. of course they'll never do it due to powerful interests

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I was in the supermarket candle aisle and some middle-aged mom had a dozen candles in her hand basket. She must have thought I was judging her, because she started joking that she's buying so many candles for the holiday season, it's going to cost so much, she's going to have a budget line item entirely for candles, she's going to go bankrupt from buying all of the candles. The words of the prophet are written on the subway walls.

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running is the yelling of the legs