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chuffedracoonjunkboy · 1 year ago

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they're back at the men are hunters and women give birth convo smh

my parents are arguing about the role of women in society in the hallway

#feminism #i hate this #its literally so awkward rn #sexism #societal flaws

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hanayanaa · 1 year ago

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ok so like if V was in a human au she would 100% be vietnamese. why? well first **V**ietnam

second, vy is a valid and common vietnamese name and it's pronounced the exact same way as the letter. my cousin is named vy lol. it's common enough to be in duolingo...

fyi the super literal translation of this is "hoping you sleep well, vy" : )

thirdly. My human au i get to make my fav my ethnicity VIỆT NAM SỐ MỘT 🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳 ÔNG TRỜI ƠI 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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hecksupremechips · 9 months ago

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Teehee I got hugged today 🥰

#the klock keeps ticking #it was literally like 2 seconds but idk im like WOOOOO #like it wasnt long enough for me to be all satisfied touch wise nah im so starved itd take all night and day man #and also this particular person is uh. very special ahem. and it was like #i wrapped my arms around them best I could and i could just feel their hips and like their body squish under my hands #cuz theyre so squishy and sturdy at the same time it felt safe and its like. thats really scary actually #ive never ever felt safe hugging anyone this kinda thing is brand new to me #touch in general is new to me. at least consensual touch that i wanted and initiated #and i just felt really nervous cuz like i really love this person but sometimes its hard cuz like ‘guys’ dont hug each other often #or at least not in a case like this where we’re friends but theres this sorta avoidance around anything romantic #cuz we’re both very awkward and also uh. trying not to cross certain boundaries just yet we need time #but unfortunately im so aaaaa rn and touch starved and i was like im just gonna bite the bullet and ask if we can hug LIKE A DAMN GAY ASS #its like fuck i may as well propose marriage and get on all fours while im at it aaghhhhh why am i like this #but it was fine they werent weirded out or anything. not visibly anyway. and they hugged me!!!#me! of all people! im like so happy we got to hug but im also really pissed cuz it was really brief and i didnt get to memorize how they #felt and now im just like grrrrr. fucking tease why must i be so tortured i get the smallest taste and then poof its gone #i just wanna cuddle and hug them for hours and pull their hair and feel their body all over and uhhhhhhhhh #ahem. i may be getting too gay here huh. damn itttt. fuck me. how do you ask your mate if you can explore bodies #in a way that definitely isnt platonic without making things weird

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fappellmoan · 10 months ago

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like not to be crazy but life yesterday for me was just wake up 9am class sit edit (see film friends briefly so yippee yay) oh my god thank god the little bit of time i sat outside in the sun but then class till 5pm walk to store w sam for their shit to be way too pricey to be worth it lmao um not even get on bus till 5:45 call parents around 6:45 dont get off phone with dad till after 8:30. um. watch tv with lydia for a little bit smoke make a shitty little dinner bed. idk typing it out it's like oh thats not So bad i had at least a few chill moments. kind of. it still feels bleak though anyone else

#and well yes i had to sit for a while and wait for lydia for the bus #bc i happened to see sam's roommate and two others of that friend group sitting right out front of yk #the building i work at and near the bus stop. and i was just like. oh jesus Christ. i cant do seeing people today esp not 3v1 #and sunday i had the most painfully entangled physically awkward run in with this girl who is also friends w them. whom i met that one #rlly weird night but we didnt even really meet we were just in each others vicinity enough to make eye contact and be like um hi ig yk #anyway tiny br and my bookbag is like a foot and a half deep rn so i went to hang it up and wash my hands and the straps get all messed #up w hers and i walk over to be like omg im so sorry but she has headphones on as do i but i thought she at least saw me grab my bag #and put it on and then i opened the door for her bc i literally did not have room i would have run into her and she still managed to #like squished cause its cramped and almost smack the door/me again and i was just so fucking tired and gross after work like girl i am not #a person rn... yk.... anyways. none of that really mattered but it's stuff that happened in the periphery of like life idk #abby talks #i need enrichment so bad. but preceded and followed by so much rest

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goldentigerfestival · 1 year ago

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i will never not find it hilarious that they completely forgot to animate patty at the very end of the final cutscene in the last three frames of the whole group

and the dub didn't even give her voiced lines when everyone was shouting they so the localization forgot about her too

#GTF Vesperia Things #the loc also changed her line from “it stopped?” to “it's over?” which is awkward #bc i'm pretty sure she was referring to the blastia+spirit's power not working as they intended #i know the DE loc was really wonky and they rly just went what's a consistency tho #but it's actually very jarring for me to play the DE version bc the loc was actually relatively on point originally #and then all the additions and changes are super awkward in the loc #like flynn saying good luck out there to yuri if you sleep at the inn at aurnion... even tho he's literally in the party #you can tell they didn't actually check the original script for accuracy/consistency AT ALL #just really feels like they didn't care much about it ultimately and just shoved it out #the remake is what i have access to rn but like... the original was def better and like #as someone who did play the original numerous times it's so blatantly obvious where they changed/added stuff #esp since patty's lines outside of anything immediately directed at her own story #were almost entirely throwaway lines they stuck in there just to give her lines to make her more present #i'd say about half of flynn's added lines if not more for anything he wasn't originally part of were similar #like anything that was exactly the same except they stuck in a few extra lines for those two #and like... i love flynn but imo the DE version really didn't do him that much more justice (n-no pun intended)#and like it doesn't matter that they did plan patty originally bc ultimately she got cut #which meant making the entire story/plot without her; so adding her back in LATER is like... why did you fucking bother removing her then #they ended up having to forcefully stick her back in anyway and whatever she would've had in the first place #prob would've been better/integrated better into the story than trying to squeeze in lines wherever possible #and I say that bc her lines (and a chunk of flynn's) don't actually change anything. chars will respond the same with or without their line #like... hearts r did really great in integrating a new char into the main party #even if i usually do NOT like additions to the main cast in remakes and is usually why i don't want remakes in the first place for tales #and then you've got innocence r which just butchered everything with its additions #and vespy is right in the middle as like... why bother (for money i know but still)#also tho honestly with how little flynn is even actually playable it's still a big why bother for me #bc yeah i do love having him there and i do love the sidequest stuff with him #but the biggest difference between hearts r and the vespy remake is that they didn't really... remake it #they just stuck new things into existing unchanged content and added a little bit more and reused the base game #if the tag count is still thirty im out of tags lol i just have a lot of Feelings abt this remake

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gaytobymeres · 1 year ago

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if my parents dont suspect im dating someone at this point then idk when they will

#technically not dating dating but we do go on dates?#idk the minutae of relationship definitions and expectations and stuff are mostly unknown to me #okay yeah my mum is literally rn asking hella questions about her #in a nice positive but also ulterior motivey type way #honestly would be less awkward if my parents just straight up (gay up?) ask me lol #anyway yeah im getting the train up to see her and normally im not about that because getting the train makes me anxious #but ill be fine. hopefully.#im terrified of missing my stop #wah so much anxiety but actually feel a bit better now ive told my mum #a significant part of me is still closeted and 17 even though i am 24 and also out #there was a comic or something i read the other week that talked about the 'trauma of coming out' and its like yes actually that makes a lo #of sense #but i am trying to be less repressed. i was even telling my friends at uni about the date we were on on saturday

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poppurini · 1 year ago

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Hi-ya! Sorry in advance for suddenly barging into your personal blog, (I haven't the foggiest notion how tumblr works, help me- ) (Truth is, I am socially awkward worrywart when it comes to socials, so i can't help but give a tinker's damn of how i sound like through speech-so-I SWEAR I AM NOT SOME KINDA CREEP OR SICKO LURKING INTO YOUR ACCOUNT JAKSJQK) Ok after this unuseful twaddle -shooting from the hip-the reason I wrote to you..sooo...I made a tiny eensy-weensy doodle of Lilia (sorry to break it to you- it's not some majestic drawing unfortunately) and...I thought I would show you as a token of appreciation for being the biggest Lilia simp I've ever known🫡 and also I LOVE YOUR CONTENT💋 *faint distinct sound of crowd cheering in the background* ANYHOW here's my homage to you :> (i know its not much but hope you'll like it, im not tryna be an arse-kisser help please)

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princekirijo · 1 year ago

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I gotta say I was not expecting to enjoy Devil May Cry as a series as much as I am, I'm kinda surprised it took me this long to get in to.

#like ive been on and off playing dmc3 for a while #and trust me its so much fun i can see why its highly rated #but im putting it on hold for now just cause im finding the controls a bit awkward?#so i decided to go for the newer games because they're more beginner friendly #and im not too worried about playing them out of order because i have a vague idea of the story anyway #so playing dmc5 rn #and omfg it is SO much fun #ive had nero for a day and i would kill for this funky ass dude #i love him and dante #they are like so swaggy and cocky and a lil dumb and reckless #literally my fav kind of guy #and the style and design of the game is so good #also not to combine my two interests rn but like i love the taunting system it gives me real spidey vibes 😭😭#someones gonna smack me for saying that but like dante and nero's quips are just spidey if he was an asshole /j #<- joking but also not fully #anyway sorry i just wanted to share that i may have a new interest lmao #spiderman and dmc who tf would have thought these would be my interests #peesona is always chilling in the background but we all know why really #oh and the music absolutely fucking SLAPS in both games devil trigger is honestly one of my fav video tracks ever #and is how i found out about the series unironically LMAOOO

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cruelsister-moved2 · 2 years ago

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hey kind of weird question but i saw a post of yours from a couple years ago while searching some random tags and you mentioned having some opinions about anais mitchell (presumably her recorings of the child ballads?) and the whole coffee shop au-ification of balladry (particularly tam lin) and that resonated so hard with me so i just thought i'd ask you to elaborate more on that because i genuinely want to hear what you have to say. also i fucking love angela carter

oh man... I mean first of all I just reject the term 'child ballad' out of hand nowadays because like fjc was some random racist eugenicist middle class american academic borderline-hobbyist who never even heard a folk song in the wild and basically just compiled stuff other people had already written down. so even if I pretend to subscribe to the ownership of the collector, which I don't, we never refer to 'sharp ballads' or 'percy ballads' or even 'burns ballads', despite the fact that burns was actively re/writing his. add to that the fact that like a third of child's collection came from a specific, named woman (Anna Gordon/Mrs Brown of Falkland) and you start to get angry at the anonymisation&dehumanisation of 'the folk', especially when you learn that child's ballads made him rich yet socially humiliated mrs brown. she (along with numerous other women + burns as a kind of anomalous man) was working actively from inside a tradition, but we instead default to the authority of the prejudiced outsider because of romantic beliefs about the naivety of 'the folk'. (if anything, child actively harmed the tradition with his completely arbitrary subjectivity + not collecting any fucking tunes...)

the very notion of folk music as just this organic wellspring that just emerges naturally from a people-group is a victorian/edwardian fantasy concocted by nationalists in order to reclaim said material, both for profit and for nationalism reasons. objectively speaking, someone or several someones composed that material & many of them were most likely women. the idea of claiming that folk music 'belongs' to all of 'us' (and 'us' at least in its original intention meaning white english people or white people of english extraction) because several generations of performers put their own spin on it is like saying the beatles' copyright really belongs to all of us because lennon & mccartney co wrote them. I'm not arguing for copyright law here but like the recognition of folksong ownership is completely broken in popular conception and it's v much a case of the idea that something belongs to 'everyone' is erasing the actual individuals/groups whose cultural property it is. (+ the living folk tradition regularly accepts new songs of known authorship, and operates a paradigm of collective ownership that is really ill served by the modern idea of intellectual property that can only make something a specific someone's or no one's at all)

so in THAT context, the girlbossification and uwuification of balladry by an outsider (who believes themselves to be an insider) is just kind of grotesque. firstly you're working from a canon which was selected and heavily modified by a victorian man to suit his delicate sensibilities, and then projecting like modern western feminist sensibilities on them. I've seen like 'feminist reworkings' of songs which lament women's helplessness, or exist for mothers to warn daughters about sexual assault. this is where the angela carter comparison comes in bc shes like the patron saint against the 'feminism is when women slay' school of folklore retelling and also someone who was both working really hard not to claim ownership of the stories she collected or to claim thematic ownership with her interpretations, but also writing her own 'folklore retellings' that actually comprehend and work with the deep themes at play rather than being like hm it's kind of problematic that the prince couldn't remember what cinderella looked like (fwiw most cinderella-esque stories are explicitly about the resourcefulness of the girl, and the prince - w his attached status+possessions - is literally just there to be her reward lol kind of a win for feminism idk..)

it's the belief that everyone in the past, especially if they were illiterate, was stupid. not to Survivals Theory but I recently saw this song from an irish traveller woman who claimed it was in the bible which everyone found funny but it literally heavily resembles a story from the apocryphal infancy gospel of thomas, which incidentally was extant as old irish poetry c.700 CE. like the anais mitchell girlies always have this approach that they're the first ones to recognise how great this repertoire is, or something. and her approach is very like oh I've discovered this lost hidden tradition etc although ironically she herself is part of a historic tradition of north americans ripping off martin carthy LOL 🤭

sorry this is like a huge thing for me and i kind of ran out of steam to get into it all but i appreciate the question n i hope at least some of that means something to you<3

#ask #surgeratesfucko #made a post about the girlbossery of folklore recently-ish ill see if i can find it #this is just a lot so i mean this is like one cross-section of everything that makes me mad about this lol #i dont even like martin carthy particularly but paul simon owes him so much money. scream #like even the treating living folk tradition the same as dead mythological ones #is awkward to me #and its kind of never a great look to be an american obsessed w the pure bri'ish originals bc #there was and mb still is a very hearty tradition of balladry in places like the appalachias #but was often rejected as impure due to the influence of black americans #like im interested in folk music across the world i dont think you have to stick to ur turf or something crazy but it would just have been #more interesting to go find some american versions that ppl dont already know #& its literally the way she treats fjc's volumes as like. equivalent to a mythological source text #and is like oh yeah we're going back to the origins or w/e #like that isn't how folklore works ..... rn the vogue is very much either direct oral learning or like rediscovering archival footage of a #singer avtually performing something #and we prize something the more esoteric and unfamiliar it is not bc it resembles a child text #anyway

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actuallysaiyan · 2 years ago

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😵😵😵😵 I hate having an extroverted job sometimes when my fucking social tank is on empty before I even get to work. How am I supposed to get through this?

#bacon.depression #literally have a taco event happening this week #and the fucking director of taco week comes in with his entire fucking family #and like i kind of know him kind of dong #had drinks with him and a friend once #like its just awkward #i feel like an awkward mess right now #i wish i could stay home and just cry #i literally feel like an alien at the moment #i feel so fake smiling at these people #i just...don't wanna be at work rn #i wish i could be in my room crying

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risaonda · 3 months ago

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final input before I fall asleep I think it is so so so funny that like. watching this playthrough seeing they kept the sh4 references in I did have a moment where I was like. tbh I hope that by remaking this game instead of starting with the first one, that implies they aren't going to remake 3 either. I think they should ignore 3 completely. but I think a sh4 remake would actually go hard as hell

#chatty!#im one of the tiny handful of ppl that actually liked 4 and if they remade that one i would actually play it #something about 2 is just wrong and ive been so put off by it ever since the reveal trailer. the tone is very specific yk #but i feel like if they had done 4 instead it wouldve been such a different impression #4 of course is the bastard child and i dont expect them to actually do that one. but imagine #thatd make most sense to me personally. and i do genuinely think they could pull it off #bc my biggest issue rn i think literally is the tone of the game. combat looks bad too but its not supposed to be good #that said it wasnt *before*. remake seems extremely combat reliant/heavy so idk why they kept the awkward clunkiness too #its the fact that its a remake of a game that was Very Specific and theyre going a complete other way thats killing it for me #and i feel like what theyre doing wouldve worked better with a game that was Not so so connected to its original specific mood #u know what i mean. like i prommy im not opposed to the idea of remakes this one just was certainly a. choice #i also dont trust them to remake 3 thats why i do not want to see it <3 leave her alone

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s3v3r3dh3ad · 9 months ago

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The struggle of wanting to talk to people but then being too nervous to DM first but even when you get DM'd first then you're constantly too tired or just not motivated to talk for some reason even though you truly do want to talk and so you accidentally leave that person who tried to initiate the conversation unanswered for longer than you meant to and then you start thinking that they must think you hate them or don't want to talk to them bc that's the conclusion you would jump to if it happened to you and then you feel bad because now you made things awkward for yourself and everyone involved and then it makes you remember why you don't talk to people 😍

#s3v3rscr3ams #i don't know why but I've been in a funk all day even though I've been doing good otherwise and it's so fucking annoying #I don't even have anything funny to say about it i literally just don't know how to talk to people without feeling awkward or unmotivated #it fucking sucks too bc there's so many people i want to talk to but I'm too scared to dm first and plus I have the worst social skills ever #and ive had 0 motivation to post anything and it sucks bc I wanna laugh and draw and just interact with other people but i cant do it rn #feeling like the intro to The Optimist by Skinless rn ngl 😍#its whatevs though we'll pull though 🙏#also if you've ever DMd/sent me an ask and I took forever to answer or didn't answer at all I'm so sorry I literally just can't talk to ppl #being unmotivated to talk to people when you literally want nothing more than interaction with others has to be one of the worst things ever #like i want to talk but my brain won't fucking let me and instead it makes everything worse

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evellys--blog · 11 months ago

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lol more ramblings in the notes, ig they haven’t been daily so far but this is day 2

#fuckkkk #I feel like within the past few days #basically since the day before my first ramblings post #I’ve ruined like all my friendships #well #more like in the process of them failing #like for one friend I’ve texted them like every day for 3 days #but I keep texting them at the least opportune times #literally right as I’m about to like leave my phone for like 3 hours #so all my conversations are rlly fucking slow and awkward with them #and the last time I had conversations like that with someone #well let’s just say I don’t rlly talk to them anymore #it’s like that one animation on yt #idk if anyone has seen it and im too lazy to get a link #but its basically this one person texting their ex to maybe meet up #and the ex has like no interest #I mean they kinda do #but they respond to everything with an ‘I’m busy’#and it rlly shows both perspectives well #but rn I feel like both of them at the same time #it’s like I keep texting my friends without anything to rlly talk about #along with me being fucking boring and them literally commenting on my inability to have a conversation ig #but then like ignore their texts #mainly on accident #or I literally can’t think of smth to respond with #then I only see my friends during like lunch break and every other day at the beginning of the school day maybe #so now it feels weird trying to start a conversation online #my two best friends are getting together too #so if I hang out with both of them #im effectively third wheeling

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fappellmoan · 1 year ago

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something that makes me feel guilty is the fact that seeing that persons face rn literally makes me angry. they walked into class and i nearly winced. and in all fairness they were quite kind to me. outside of the several kind of odd red flags. girl whatever. to be quite frank i am a horny bastard and vocal proud etc but few people interest me enough to actually want to hang out with and get to know And i have deep seated intimacy issues so it's like. we really dont have a shot unless the circumstances r exactly right on a full moon perfect thursday of a month etc like. well and tbh i probably would have fucked around with this person but i dont... care... about some big relationship w them.. and i know i could be a relationship girl like eventually i have it in me to have a muse that's what im built for i think idc but not rn... rn i need to hang out with my friends and do my film stuff and have people that maybe wanna make out sometimes is that so much to ask for. for a lesbian at a bar to want to make out perhaps. ** for there to be lesbians at the bars to potentially make out with.

#and i am quite lonely yes thank u for asking. yeah someday id love to get to know someone again in the context of falling in love #what about it. so what now. i dont think im meant for our understanding of romantic love but boy do i crave it #why am i having this moment rn. well ok consider im on my period all i could think about this morning was [redacted] and both parties #of my dyke drama were back in class today. and the one gay person that i think has a crush on me but we dont see each other super often #so im just. guessing based on the way awkward lesbians communicate. idk #and i feel really just mean but i quite literally dont have it in me to pretend to be nice to this person anymore #i wasnt like. some villain for realizing we were acting really coupley and being like oh shit because i didnt want to hurt them #. and trying to communicate and put some distance between us when i thought they were probably in too deep. it's unfortch it took me a sec #but jesus christ yk i cant walk around and feel awkward about it forever. and im frustrated by the fact that we're just acting so odd #but again frankly i think it's largely bc they have an unhealthy relationship with dating. THROWING HORIZONTAL PUNCHES HERE.#OK. STONES FROM A GLASS HOUSE. IM AWARE. REAL RECOGNIZES REAL.#and YET. despite my past insanity. ive been kind. i can understand disappointment and a little awkwardness #but jesus would you rather i pretend to be in love with you for months and then really break your heart.#this is where i get mean and make a joke like well hey if we couldve had weird really mediocre sad angry dyke sex abt it #that would have been cool with me. but alas. we're here instead and it's fucking with my friendships too #and like we were kind of ok friends too. what now. its just u me and this brick wall u built between us bitch #now was EYE not answering texts for a minute. we dont need to get into it.#because the thing IS if i dont play things exactly right. and im not good at that without prior planning. i will accidentally say or do #something that i know. again. from being insane myself. would be just enough for them to hold onto hope #and im not trying to do that to them you know. i was trying to help with the detachment. shitty as it may be. i dont fucking know dude #this post is going to make me look kind of. well. whatever u guys have seen me at my worst. mostly. and post #ok one last thing sorry if this makes me sound like i have a giant ego. like wow heres this person who really liked me and im just shitting #all over them. not what im meaning to do but whatever

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bigfatlesbianloser · 2 years ago

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Unrelated to anything I've ever posted here but I have nobody on this blog and I wanna Talk in my tags

#i had my first kiss on sunday AAAAA #ik im a 23 yr old loser that JUST kissed someone #but now ive experienced it im like FUCK i wanna kiss them again so bad #i dont wanna simp to any of my friends LMAO theyre gonna get annoyed of my shit real quick and also this is Private Thoughts #im so fucking down bad for this person legit like i caught myself daydreaming abt sex w them LMFAO that has NEVER happened abt anyone ive #been talking to before. and like we're not even in a relationship but we both like each other and theyve called me their girl so im like AA #so its damn near a relationship. but im like this is so fucking early like im not even saying i love them yet bc i dont but like #what if i marry them lmao #im so fucking down bad for them i cant function literally im watching a HORROR MOVIE for class a couple briefly kissed and i was like #omfg i wanna kiss them so bad. like im 99% sure im HORRIBLE bc it was awkward the first kiss but they were so sweet abt it #ANYWAYS i think thats rant over i just wanna kiss them so bad rn and theyre asleep i think they didnt reply to my last text lmfao

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hamilando · 1 month ago

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yneldiablo THEY ARE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME LEAGUE

user4 ask y/n to define football in her sleep and she will literally start with her speech

user5 THAT TEDDY IS SO CUTE

user6 Carlos’s face after finding out they lost 😚

manurios bestie, I hate to say this

manurios HALA MADRID

user7 uh, why is yn not following him anymore ?

yneldiablo he is blocked 🤭

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f1wags Y/N Corbero, known for acting as Tokyo in Money Heist was seen cosy with Carlos Sainz

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user1 I CALLED DIBS THAT THEY ARE DATING

user2 KNEW IT

user3 aren’t they like good friends ?

user4 isn’t she like dating Manu Rios ?

user5 she would never, he likes real madrid

user6 can’t they just be friends ?

user7 leave them alone man

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f1news Carlos’s response when asked about his relationship with Y/N

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user1 “JUST FRIENDS”

user2 that’s what the historians called them

user3 DIAPERS !?

user4 keep it in the family 💀

user5 wasn’t he like dating someone ?

user6 a model, Rebecca?

user7 why would he date her when he can one of the most successful actresses in his country

user8 yn is literally like his sister

user8 ITS IMPLIED !

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yneldiablo Britishers can’t handle spice

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f1wags Y/N Corbero when asked about her recent post at The Tonight Show

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user1 HAHAHA, THE WAY SHE SAID EW TO CARLOS

user2 He is probably crying rn

user3 OLDER MEN !?

user4 FERNANDO !?

user5 SHE SAID BRITISH

user6 LEWIS ….!?

user7 BRO HE IS LIKE AS OLD AS HER FATHER

user8 OLDER MEN? MORE LIKE MEN MY FATHER’S AGE

user9 bro, they have an age gap of 11 years 💀

user10 I smell daddy issues

user11 just let them be happy ..?

user12 Carlos really introduced our 7 time champion to anyone

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yneldiablo My Barca boy 💙❤️

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carlossainz55 this is who I get ewed for

yneldiablo yes Mr diaper

user1 ma'am really said older is what I like

user2 I mean if they are happy ...

user3 it's a little awkward tho

user4 they both are adults, so there should be no problem

user5 true, let's see how it goes

lewishamilton I love you too ❤️

yneldiablo 😭😭

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