#its literally me in the real bro
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only song ik by olivia rodrigo is jealousy jealousy but man does it hit. ive been playing it on loop for like 2hrs now lmao
#its literally me in the real bro#ICANT ICANT#the jealousy in my brain wont leave its kiLLING ME#xianrambles
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They are everything to me.
#hyperixating on THESE two is kinda painful. like wdym half the fandom doesnt like them. they are so awesome??? sickos...#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel charlie#charlie hazbin hotel#hazbin charlie#vaggie#hazbin hotel vaggie#vaggatha#hazbin vaggie#charlie x vaggie#vaggie x charlie#hazbin#chaggie#rainbowmoth#varlie#fallenstar#its always the wlw ships too. like wdym yall d ride mlm??? it be the 12 yr old girls too 😒 /hj#charlie ass? yes pls. also yes i gave charlie a tail. i always give random characters tails if i think they deserve it#i think..... i think im getting better at anatomy guys 😨 (im delulu)#definitely better than my first chaggie posts if yall remember that 😭 oh how i have improved for real... maybe ill make a improvement post#i jst wanted to draw ass bro. i know thats not how psnts work#i want tjem both to be so in love eith eachother that it makes me sick. genuinely please let them be such freaks rhat it makes ne bleed#also can i jst saw how annoying those shoulder pads are?? WHY DO ALL THE MEN + CHARLIE HAVE THEM. MAKE HER DIFFERENG SHES THE MC???#omg i just noticed it looks like shes grinding on her knee. ignore that. but maybe she is who knows?? 😝#dynamic pose test. i think its alroght but i still have stuff to improve... im practing 😈#ugh i just want more charlie being madly in love with Vaggie. not you guys. you guys are doing great mwa mwa /p but i mean the show! like#wheres charlie being lovey to vaggie?? shes literally the embodiment of love why cant she show idk... MORE to vaggie? i 💜 chaggie but... ☹️#gay people make me sick /j#yes. charlie IS lovey to Vaggie.. but.... idk its not to the life sacrificing extent like vaggie does? idk maybe i want fan service like 🤨#OH like charlie going demon mode for vaggie. FINALE DONT COUNT. she already was demon mode. i need vaggie almost DEAD and char swoops in id
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im just saying that some of the people on this godforsaken webbed site would probably not survive watching siblings/young children interact irl
#do yall realize how little boundaries a five year old has bro#especially since they literally do not even understand the conCEPt of romance or sexuality????#fun fact me and my actual real life twin brother used to kiss each other on the mouth in preschool#coz it made all the other kids laugh and they'd dare us#and omg guess what? that was... wait for it... fuCKING NORMAL AND NOT AN ISSUE#yes i am rolling my eyes at the stupid bettertwin thing lmao#i hate the extent to which internet culture tries to make everything sanitized and adhere to RULES#that... dont even apply or make sense in the real world#“their tongues touched its TCEST--”#lmao they literally burst into tears five seconds later first of all#so if it is tcest then damn theyve got some relationship issues to work out i fucking guess#and also more importantly#holy shit touch grass#vent
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Yk I think a lotta the bill cipher designs out there are definitely underestimating how WEIRD this guy is like. No bro he would not be a suave, put together, sane looking handsome man/thing. Ohhh no bro he gonna look fucking WEIRD and he definitely acts the part in the show. Like the way he talks, the way he carries himself, as much as he’s good in the art of manipulation, he is incredibly off putting about it.
Tbh? This is probably what drew ford in more then anything else. Bill manipulated him yeah- but he was also just so confident in his weirdness- he was ODD and not shy about that idea. He enjoys being odd to humans, he enjoys their discomfort. And ford never had a place to be as odd as he is, as much as he thought gravity falls would provide this refuge- it was ultimately bill. Bill was this big weird off putting refuge from the normal world that ford always craved so dearly.
#terminal old man yaoi#I’m so tired GET THEM OIT OF MY HEADDDD#they won’t LEAVE#tbh??? my ostracized ass?????? falling for all bills stupid tricks immediately#as unfortunate as this is. I understand ford. its so bad bc he’s literally such as asshole but GOD THATS HOW IT IS#like when you can’t connect with ANYONE in ANY significant Fucking Way. the only way to cope without spiraling completely is getting like a#crazy superiority complex. it’s so bad but it’s so real.#like ohhh no one likes me??? what if I act like an egomaniac??#no bro that does NOT make it better😭🙏#luckily I got hella humbled but uh. now it’s the other way. there’s not a good answer for this#gravity falls#standord pines#billford#bill cipher#bill ci the triangle guy
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uum if ur requests r still open i think i remember u saying u like gamzee x equius..can we have more of that pleas :3 (no pressure ^_^)
Hey!! This ask has been a godsend cus I now have an excuse to otp post, so thank you!!!
If I could I would just post about them 24/7 but I don't want to torture my followers lol
With that said please send more asks about them!
#doodle#homestuck#equius zahhak#gamzee makara#does this ship have a name?#equigam#equius x gamzee#bro idk how to tag this#the first one is based on this fuck ass picture that absolutely kills me#you can probably find it online#goooood they make me insane#i was planning on posting more serious art of them but ermmm its a lil embarrassing#feels too real#like i care about them or something...#(i do i care so much)#please send equigam asks i will literally draw them in a heart beat#also pleaseeee rec some good fics i went on ao3 and got depressed
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idk if this is an unpopular opinion among unbreakable bond enjoyers but i honestly dont think sonic raised tails in the literal sense of the word. i mean yeah theres no parents in the picture here so sonic is probably the closest thing to a caretaker figure that tails has but even then i dont think sonic himself ever really saw it that way he probably thought they were just hanging out
#before people bring up the mom and dad and picket fence line. ive said it before and ill say it again#taking that line as tails literally saying that sonic is his mom and dad requires ignoring the entire rest of the episode#the episode is about sonic trying to find a ''real'' family for tails because he wants him to have a better/safer life#and tails uses that specific wording in that scene because sonic implied before that the perfect family has those things#and the whole point of the ending is that they Dont need those things they just need eachother#also in that same episode there are multiple instances of tails calling sonic his big brother and sonic calls tails little bro#its very clear that sonic is meant to be tails' older brother not his dad or whatever#also it just feels kinda weird to me to think of sonic and tails as a parent/child type relationship#considering . the fact that theyre 15 and 8 . and were even younger than that when they first met#and its also said like a million times that they specifically see eachother as brothers
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Oh so it's like that, old man?
#its literally 5 am don't do this bro lmao#that is in fact the real one#insane#ryan reynolds#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#moral lesson always check those fucking notifications#he remembered the password to his tiktok. if he remembers the one to his tumblr I'm fucking Done#you hear me? im cooked.#i live in fear#why's it look like a mugshot tho#ryan who took this pfp bro
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are you guys seeing this. rn hello can angone help me hey.helo uuuuuwhw wbwjalwnwbwk ahwbwj hello Tumblr
#im actually so sick#bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#I hate this guy so much im glad hes not real 🙄#lie#😭#if we dont get concept art i will kill myself#JOKEJOEKJOEL joey.#his design is so good but its also so ugly im crying LMAOOOO perfect for lil ol me 😊#i literally paced around thinking about this pilot im so fucking mad#ok ill shut up now#Hi guys
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whenever i see people defend having ai in everything because they believe we are on the cusp of the great singularity blah blah sci-fi magic future that does not (& most likely will not ever) exist:
#humanoid robotics do exist & are in their infancy but they will never be anything more than sex dolls filled w REMs mined by child slaves#hot take maybe but literal objectification of peoples (& lets be real mostly womens) bodies is fucked up bad not cyberpunk cool!#god and the whole character ai chat bots where people 'talk to' their fave blorbos is so anti-social and sad#'its the future accept it!' current trends arent natural phenomenon like rain. theyre pushes by women hating tech bro capitalists. thats al#theres a world that could have these technologies (advanced ai not the sex dolls part) & be fine but we dont live there!!#maybe one day scifi magic 'ai that is actually sentient' question could be real but you are delulu to think its not lifetimes away#i just watched measure of a man last night (probably why this is on my mind) & it was great. data is a machine but also is indeed a person!#i hate to break it to everyone though (especially as a baby trekkie myself) that star trek is unfortunately not a documentary#im not getting into it rn but it drives me crazy that so many popular MLs on this site turn into sniveling But My Treats liberals over ai 🙄
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inhales… ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME SOLMARE
#raised to be a playmate for diavolo#gets replaced by FALLEN ANGELS#do you understand how fucking tragic this is#bro had literally one purpose in life and its being taken away by not even real demons😭#i am so sad#obey me nightbringer#obey me#obey me shall we date#nightbringer#obey me mephistopheles#omswd mephistopheles#mephisto#om mephistopheles#obey me diavolo#diavolo
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Saw a post abt the Sonic movies that was like "plz filter negativity posts better" which is GOOD AND TRUE you should be doing that. Ok. But then they kept going to imply that the criticisms of the Sonic movies are all entirely Personal and Ignorable and not like. Usually abt the horrific copaganda, misogynistic writing, and Paramount's disgusting zionism.... Guys a lot of ppls problem w the Knuckles show wasn't JUST a bastardization of Knuckles' character or thinking Wade was annoying or whatever, but like was focused on the grotesque Zionist message from that one episode 😭😭😭 you can enjoy something and still recognize that it has intrinsic and huge glaring flaws and talk abt them. I think actually you Should be speaking up abt the misogyny, zionism and propaganda the SCU supports and discusses, ESPECIALLY if you like the movies! Its important to be able to recognize these things in media and admit that even media you personally enjoy can be deeply problematic, instead of hiding it away and pretending those HUGE FLAWS aren't issues actually....
#scu neg#sonic movie negative#do you guys even have a specific single tag? genuine question#scu negative#like bro you just had to say 'plz tag negativity posts better :(' you didnt have to go on a tangent abt how sonic wachowski is a perfect#little angel ...#and writing off criticism abt the movie as 'personal issues' is also just. Mean. undermining ppls genuine investment in the characters#shadow means a lot to me. his storyline js extremely powerful. ofc im disappointed they fucked it up. thats personal but it has real world#consequence. taking a character whos entire plotline is driven by an anti-militant message and who is a genuine and powerful representative#of PTSD in media and making him. Whatever He Is Now is Bad Actually. even if you think thats just a personal take it still has Real Effects#and i dont expect the scu to be a masterpiece of art. i take sonic seriously but i understand that im maybe an Exception and also that#perceptions of characters change between literally Everyone. but i think its still fine to say that i dont trust the writers to tell the#story they want to tell. they very clearly Dont understand what made adventure-era sonic so powerful in the first place and thats a valid#take even if it is 'just a personal opinion'#ok sorry for getting heated. as a board-certified PTSD haver shadow the hedgehog is important to me its like i imprinted on him as a child#like. i dont think its a stretch to assume that theyre probably going to make shadow Dull and Lame compared to his old storylines. gerald i#already so fucked up that i honestly have lost all hope this movie will have good writing. and i can Expect good writing becuz this project#is from a huge corporation that can Afford good talent and Chose to do their movies this way instead#and they were like 'you guys cant b mad that the character you like didnt show up!' when the criticism for THAT is that the scu is doing#EVERYTHING in its power to AVOID adding new and substantial female roles to the cast. rouge not being there is a larger issue besides just#Missing Her. we have 3 reoccurring women/girl characters. out of a cast of roughly 13 main characters. cant you see how disgusting that is.#i think its 13 anyway hang on. im counting wade tom sonic tails knuckles shadow eggman gerald those two gun guys. yeah#'but theyre adding another woman character!' yeah.... and shes another military official..... when we coulda had Rouge the Bat???#thats not the win you think it is.........#ig theres sonics owl mom too genuinely forgot abt her tbh#she exists only to b a mom and die tho so she isnt rlly That Great as a woman character either#and maddie exists only to b Sonics Mom and rachel only exists to be the Funny Aunt and jojo only exists to be The Girl Cousin so......#SORRY ESSAY SORRY i feel very passionately abt sonic!!!! especially in this case!!!!!!!#ok well ig maria is there too but shes also just. Uhm. Ok. Look. i love maria robotnik. but she is a Plot Device not a character. sorry#wades family dont count either becuz. well. they suck NO NO NO JUST KIDDING
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actually stunned by how gay The Beatles has been all this time and I just never knew
#like its always just been there in my life but i just never paid attention#my university roomie was obsessed w them and had several beatles posters that i looked at every day#so stuff like the pictures of them from the let it be album are like engrained into my brain#and yet i never knew the lore??#nor did i know until recently that they were actually all high school buds nor did i know they wrote their own music#nor that they genuinely basically invented modern bands n using the studio the way they did etc. so all that was very impressive and cool#but THEN on top of that omg the angsty gayness of john and paul#like all i knew previously basically was that john was a thing w yoko ono and paul had a young wife recently#i had at one point heard of people shipping j&p together and was just kinda like wow i guess people will ship anything#I DIDNT KNOW#that they were actually like that cute and that insane together and that their song writing together was like an actual marriage#anywayz the old pictures and videos of them are just like jesus look how they look at each other i dont think it was just being bros#i am sort of in the camp of they prob didn't act on it for real but there was def some insane tension/chemistry going on#and then ofc once youre aware of this their songs take on so many possible meanings outside of just singing about their gfs and wives....#anyways i just have to vent about this somewhere bc im actually shocked at how this has just passed me by all these years#and it definitely was not on my bingo card for 2024 to fixate on the beatles but here we are lol#more proof to me that my ultimate fave trope or wtv is 'besties to enemies when really they actually probably wanted to be lovers'#gets me every time!!!!#whats been fun about this rabbit hole is how just every single one of my expectations has been reversed as well#i went in assuming i would like them best in this order:#(1) george (2) ringo (3) paul and (4) john#i was sure i would hate john i thought he sounded so pretentious and like such a douche#but no actually he is my fave one and it's literally in reverse order for me i find george my least fave#(i like his music and feel bad for how he got ignored in the band but i like him the least)#and then i literally am john paul ringo george in order of faves now#i just love when i get surprised like that idk it keeps me on my toes and keeps things exciting and fresh#and yes john is indeed pretentious and a douche but i didn't know he was also funny and vulnerable and that i like his voice and songs#the most in the bunch almost every time as well#the beatles#p
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taps microphone uh hello asmo nation???
#so#basically#fem asmo for the soul????#obey me asmodeus#omswd#obey me shall we date#asmo obey me#obey me fanart#theyre literally??? demons???#i just think abt like#theyre immortal surely one of them has had the thought like ykwim#anyway shapeshifter asmo is real#like bro is beautiful!!!!#i dont think hed care much abt specifics but yk#was thinking the phony one would be its own post one day
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Some chibi art I made 💕
#at first i just wanted to make a new pfp for myself LMAO#making a whole merch line#would you buy this as stickers 👉👈#also i miss drawing omori sm UGH#back in my sunburn phasee 💕💕#omori and aubrey is literally the best fake ship ever#and my omori people where yall AT#i miss yalls 😭😭 pls be in my notes againn#i swear I'll post more omori cuz im kind of idealising headspace sunburn atm 😩#ALSO ALSO#kokichi with his scarf tied like THAT#ITS REAL NOT CUZ IT CANON CUZ IT CUTE#rl kokichi wouldnt do that 😔 his scarf is literally his lifeline bro wouldnt play around liddat#anyways heres me dumping my OTP and fav crack ship and my fav 2 girls on this hellsite#anyways heres the bullshit clout tags below LOL#omori fandom#omori fanart#omori mari#my art#omori aubrey#omori omori#shuichi saihara#kokichi ouma#kokichi oma#danganronpa kaede#danganronpa shuichi#danganronpa kokichi#danganronpa v3#kaede akamatsu#ndrv3
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Why does everyone in America think we in the UK use kilometres per hour?
We use more metric measurements than the USA sure but UK is arguably worse because we use a mix. Pints for milk and beer. Ounces sometimes in baking. Feet and inches for people's heights (if you tell me how tall you are in cm I will just look at you with empty dead eyes)
We use mph here in the UK. Iirc I think like trains do use kmph but I'm not 100% sure with that. Cars and stuff tho? Miles per hour. We're like the only country in Europe that uses mph but gosh darn do we use it
#idk where this misconception comes from but its like everyone expects me to say kmph and im like what???#anyway if you saw my twitter you know what spurred this post to be written AHSDHJDAS#the official sega twitter made a tails' real name joke (he's called miles prower cuz miles per hour)#and they said in the UK he's kilometres prower and im like. bro. youre the OFFICIAL account#how do you get that wrong it literally takes 2 seconds to google#anyway#idk why people think it but there ya go#ramble post#randy rambles
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Been seein some rather cold takes about Daisy lately…
I’ve seen some people say that she has no personality outside of fanon, but that’s just not true. There is a very very common misconception among the fandom (at least that I’ve noticed) that if a character doesn’t appear in a “mainline” game, then they have no personality. But I’d argue that the spinoffs actually offer waaaaay more in terms of looking into character personalities. And no, I’m not talking about the RPGs ala M&L and Paper Mario as those are obviously full of personality (and Daisy isn’t in those). I’m talking about the Party, Kart, Tennis, and other sports games.
Yes, Daisy hasn’t appeared in any mainline game since her debut, but she’s been in nearly every sports game and her traits, stats, abilities, victory/loss animations, and various other tiny details add up to her personality. The fact that she’s nearly always yelling or just speaking really loud in general (noticeably more than any other character), the fact that she constantly feels a need to say her name and make herself known, how she loves flowers and considers even a small patch of flowers worth protecting, how she’s easily bored by tasks that don’t excite her and isn’t so reliable for them. She tends to jump around a lot, and spin and dance around when she’s excited! She’s apparently a rather fast runner and that is considered her specialty! These are all traits that are displayed in the spinoffs, and there’s probably soooo many more that I just can’t remember right now.
Now, I do think her tomboyish nature is probably fanon, as I don’t really remember seeing anything to show that she acts that way in the games. I think people probably think she’s tomboyish due to how loud and energetic she is. But hey, there’s plenty of fanon for just about any character from any fandom out there. And what’s so wrong with that? Isn’t the whole point of making fanworks to expand on the framework already provided by canon? If we want to stick to what’s actually “canon” then nearly everything the fandom has created would have to be tossed, because there really isn’t much to work with. Fanworks and fandoms thrive on what fans can create based on the canon work, not just sticking to it perfectly.
It’s fine if you think the “fanon” Daisy outshines the “canon” Daisy and you dislike that. But to say that she has no personality aside from fanon interpretations just tells me that you have a very narrow idea of what counts as “canon” in an already rather simplistic world. The Mario games are very simple and straightforward without much consistent lore that actually makes sense cohesively, but the characters are what keep everything tied together despite that. The characters are nearly always consistent, and that includes Daisy. Even when the setting is completely different and some random new villain shows up with some random new power source to steal or species to torment, our same well-known lovable characters will be the center of the story and that’s what makes it fun!
#devin speaks#super mario bros#princess daisy#i mightve gotten a bit too personal with my views of canon vs fanon but i still think it needs to be said#people who argue over what is considered canon in a video game series are so funny to me#especially a series like mario that has expanded soooo far from its original premise#its different than a show or movie since most shows will finish their main story before delving into spinoffs#most of the mainline games are literally just bowser kidnapped the princess and mario has to save her#very few of them offer any insight to personality of anyone#that isn’t to say theres none at all but i still think the party kart and sports games offer waaay more#of course everyone is entitled to their own opinions and if you dislike daisy or think shes boring then whatever you do you#i am simply sharing my opinion as well :)#sorry time to be salty real quick#literally the entirety of waluigis personality comes from the spin offs but no one talks about him???#he is literally in the same boat as daisy but i never see anyone saying they dislike him for his ‘fanon personality’#really makes you think#people rag on peach for ‘having no personality’ too but hers shines through the spinoffs as well#and even the rpgs!! shes actually in those and has multiple voicelines and cutscenes and people *still* say she has no personality!#i know this is about daisy but gosh mario ladies in general are treated rather poorly unless theyre eye candy#im glad rosie debuted in a mainline game with a clearly given backstory spoon fed to the player so she doesnt get this treatment lol
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