#its jsut a really funny ship

[silversupremacy]

Hello may I interest you in my ship or as I call it "hey you wanna go pretend to be a married couple having relationship troubles in the IKEA oh shit we're actually arguing now and we're seconds away from punching each other in the face and then they go make out in the lamp section while paintbrush who was forced to come to take the photos goes to the cafeteria cause fuck this"

[itslilacokay]

gonna admit uhh vicagent is the only ava ship so far that i feel ""safe"" posting on this blog.............. do any of you looking at this want me to post other ava ship stuff orwhat please PLEASE LET ME KNOW PLEAAAAAAAASE

[othercrossee]

I know in most fanfic, it always depicted irida patching up adamans wound but hear me out

Irida got hurt and adaman has to patch her up except he's scolding her and everything but she's mad And snarky too, like, ugh we both have huge scars it's not like we haven't dealt with sth like this before, all come with the role 🙄 and he just slipped up and goes, well damn hope it gets worse! I'm being rewarded for my worries with a mouthful? Except he's srsly so concerned and the unfazed tired look of iridas was srsl rubbing him the wrong way, getting mad and the cold hitting him at the right time the guy was getting choked up and Irida is frozen.....not from the cold obviously but from the fact she realizes he cared? The guy who was forced to be stuck with her, whom she burden with this wound, cared this much about his rival? That's crazy, not even her clan members would care that much if she was hurt or not, and maybe it should've hit her sooner that wasn't exactly a good thing.

Now oh shit they're both sobbing, Adaman is pointing at her and laughing, and shes hitting his hand away but she couldnt keep her frown tight and soon erupt into laughing too. This is so silly, and man is it different from how her previous incident aftermath went. It was nice to be cared for, it was nice to laugh and cry with someone who sees you as a person, and who didn't force you through the pain.

Its genuinely so fucking funny to me cuz in that moment both of them have two completely different thoughts.

When Adaman is hurt, his wardens are worried but he tries not to worry them too much! But he still let them take care of him cuz he knows they care and he just laughs and finds it silly and endearing. So irida being ungrateful as shit and trying to get it over with is so alien to him cuz he loves being cared for! And appreciate the people around him for the love they shower him in.

But all irida life every time she felt even an ounce of emotion that was deemed weak and unfit for a leader, she was punished and ignored. So wounds were nothing but a burden she must carry and no one else! She can take care of it, and Adaman's scolding wasn't seen as a form of worry to her it was just needless rants about how incompetent she is, and that enrages her in a way. Great her clan already look down on her and now him too?

[cassyapper]

i am so curious about your pucci thoughts...

I AM SO FUCKING SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO GET TO THIS ASK OH MY FUCKING GOD my life has been crazy lately but still i am So Sorry

okay so basically i love pucci we have to kill him. here is a list of my thoughts in no particular order

he makes me so ill like genuinely he is one of the most well written jojo characters ever and DEFINITELY the most well written villain. like holy shit. i think a lot about how weather said the evilest of people are those who think they are good and how that relates to pucci oh my GOD it makes me sick. pucci like many villains are a "ends justify the means" kinda guy like while he was cruel at many points i truly think he was jsut like, yes this is a moment of weakness but it wont matter because im going to fix it. i think aobut how he really thought he was going to save everyone. he was going to save perla. he was going to save dio. he was going to save himself. and thinking baout things from his side, like, oh my god. dio was his only friend. we the audience know that dio groomed him (not necessarily sexually but still grooming) and even though dio did seem to grow to truly care for pucci, he didnt care enough to not use him for his plan to restart the world -- but PUCCI didnt know that. im sure he had inklings and feelings like he's not NAIVE, im sure he KNEW dio was using him at SOME point, but it wouldnt change the fact dio still eventually saw him and was his friend either way. it wouldnt change the fact that he would do this one thing for his only friend, even if his only friend BECAME his friend in the first place just to make him fulfill this task. god dio and pucci's relationship is so insane i hate hate hate that people boil it down to just shipping LIKE THERE WAS RESENTMENT THERE WAS ANGER THERE WAS SO MUCH LOVE AND HALF OF IT WAS LOVE FOR WHAT THE OTHER COULD DO FOR HIM INSTEAD OF JUST HIM HIMSELF . LIKE FUCK'S SAKE im sick of ppl putting a romantic spin on everything and YES this is half me being aromatnic but also COME ON. and that's not even getting into the fact dio and pucci's relationship is supposed to parallel jolyne and jotaro's/jolyne and jonathan's. but anyway

god he loved his sister so much man it makes me sick he jsut wanted her safe man. after everything....i choose to believe his final thoughts were of perla. it's why he was begging for everything he did to have meant SOMETHING -- please let if have meant perla got a good life in whatever universe the world will end up in. i like to believe she did. he won't be there to see it. oh god he wont be there ot see it. fuck. maybe that was for the best in his mind anyway

his drama and tragedy aside he's also the funniest guy in the entire world. why the hell is a catholic priest wearing gucci. well i guess that answers the question but still. he is so fucking funny he is not even subtle about it he is LITERALLY like EOUGH DONT TOUCH MY EXPENSIVE DESIGNER PANTS and then he kicks a cop to his death for it. he's so fucking funny i love him so much. i love that whitesnake is independent enough to have its own personality and he and pucci get into spats sometimes OS FUCKING FUNNY. MFW I ARGUE WITH MY OWN SOUL.

also my disdain for shipping culture aside i cannot deny that pucci is a homophobic homosexual. he and jotaro totally banged a couple times and awkwardly called it off when pucci first sees jotaro's birthmark and he's like oh no. SO FUCKING FUNNY

ugh sorry i jsut want to go back to this point he's so smart he's so Aware of how people work and connect he's always had a fine sense for it (do you believe in gravity...) OUGH like there's no WAY HE DIDN'T KNOW DIO WAS USING HIM BUT HE STILL LOVED DIO AND I THINK BEYOND THAT. I THINK HE TRUY BELIEVED WHAT DIO WAS SAYING. I THINK HE TRULY BELIEVED OKAY EVEN IF DIO HAS HIS OWN MOTIVES HERE, THIS END IS JSUT. SO I WILL KEEP FOLLWOING ALONG. LIKE. I. i truly think he thought this would save everyone, especially perla. ohuogh my god PUCCIIIIIIIIIIIII

in short, he makes me sick we have to kill him. i like him a lot

[mollyrolls]

🍄🪐🦷🥝🐝

ask game !! thank you anon <3

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

i loveeee bokuaka like top 3 things ever. i think that akaashi had planned with staying with volleyball for a while bc he had so much fun doing it for the first two years, but the first practice without bokuto made him feel so sick that he had to quit

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now

im eating a really good burrito rn, all of my professors are really funny and entertaining so classes are fun, and im getting back into the swing of writing for fun and not as a 'job'

🦷 ⇢ share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear on

everyone needs to have a 'shame game' in their life that they can turn to and just shut the world out with. think being on level 2500 of candy crush or 52 of townville (me). its something low stakes but high investment that you can turn to if youre feeling bad but dont have to do every day

also i think that everyone should do something creative every day. like it doenst have to be a masterpiece, you dont have to be good at it, but intentionally making the choice to practice creativity does reallly great things for your mental health

🥝 ⇢ do you lie a lot? what's the most recent lie you told?

i try not to lie, but i do tell some stupid white lies bc they make me laugh. most recent lie i told was i told my roommate that my uncle is a professional bowler. hes not

🐝 ⇢ tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them

FUCK I HAVE SO MANY im doing them all idc idc

@aozui ree was my actual day one, one of the first people to reblog hey cupid and definitely my first friend on here. i always feel really happy when i talk to ree even when we go spells without talking. instant mood booster. we jsut click like that EWWWWWW I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU REE

@tsukacchako my irloomfie syd, the only person who knows all sides of my freak, the only person i am genuinely not embarrassed to tell anything to, god i love you sm syd im glad we met. syd you always make me feel seen and youre one of the only people i know that i trust 100% with anything

and the four horsemen OBVIOUSLY (@eggyrocks @honeekyuu @nectardaddy), what's there not to say abt them? genuinely some of the funniest people ive ever met, i really appreciate how candid yall are and the absolute ride or die energy we cultivated, you guys are just all so fucking cool and every time we talk it just gets better and better

[nights-nonsensical-ramblings]

Sonic prime episode 19 (s3e3) watch thoughts

ooh 16 but flashback

yeah! yeet your bro!

ooo parallel shots

uh oh watch out pirates

i cant wait to see what dreads gonna say about the crew in danger. Sonic will probally wanna drag him along to help but the asshole (affectionate) not gonna care

pffft. Dread looks like hes having a sulk leaning against the wall away from everyone else

i like that the boscage maze gang are hanging close to each other

ren is SO pissed at the council.

heh hes calling them black roses crew. dread aint captain no more. he'll probably disagree tho

heheh. YEp. he doent care about them. jsut a shrug

THE ROSES!

AH YES! HES BEING AN ABSOLUTE BASTARD!! no care unless there's treaseure

ooo black rose using her left hand. Did she always do taht?

oh yeah thats what the lights are. the city that got spawned.

real bird vs robo birdie!

oh man mountain out of nowhere

off water bounce

was that on of the old crew?

nice shot rusty!

well froggy got no hesitation

yeah all i can hear when i hear target acquired is the portal turrets

the eggmen coming but not dread is so funny

ship on top of the other! i thought so!

and sword to the face! bur now you got no sword

is dread still sulking?

yep dreads still sulking

oh man more and more of the world is breaking and its episode three

is, is he really getting an insparaional speech from the eggman

but will be be able to?

yeah bad idea sonic

oh man nines really trying to cut deep

oh getting down on his level

uh oh his chances are getting ruined arent they

oh no sonic was about to reach him wasnt he

so they finally got dread to move.

oh fuck nine thinks this is another betrayal

[daedalusdavinci]

jason tell me about dove for that ask meme. because i lvoe him too. i miss him :(

well. i asked for this.

hi guys welcome to my batman blog where today im going to be talking about niche silver age dc character that absolutely no one gives a shit about but me: don hall! i read all of his comics in the span of like two days and i havent stopped crying about him since

send me a character and ill tell you...

- What made me like them in the first place

pictured: the precise moment i fell head over heels in love w don. he is just so..... yknow??? hes just such a kind fucking person and i love him so much

- Who I ship them with

no one </3 he literally doesnt talk to anyone long enough. if i shipped him w anyone it would probably be lilith tho they were kind of cute in that single fucking panel lol

- Random headcanon I have about them

he taught an art class he MUST paint i refuse to believe anything else hes definitely an art boy <3

- My favorite moment of theirs

see the above panel but also when he fuckin.g embarrassed himself in front of the girl he lieks and teargassed a bunch of cops and then tripped chasing after a criminal and got called a crybaby and then the comic just ENDED LIKE THAT. dons horrible no good very bad day alkjsndfssdf hes such a loser i love him so much

- Plotline/story I want to happen

if dc hadnt been a bunch of cowardly losers they could have leaned more into dons investigative tendencies and the way he talks to victims about what happened which would have been rad as fuck, just btw. also i wish there had been MORE comics w don and hank working w the teen titans. yes we had a few but what about more. i want don to have friends. fuck you dc

- Any issues or insecurities I think they have

that boy should be more insecure than he is bc wow. he is jsut the biggest loser. i think hes obviously insecure about a lot of things bc hank only picks on him all the time (and he picks back! iconic.)

- Favorite quote

see the above panel (again), but also i think its really funny when he snips at hank, and you KNOW i love all his panels where he defends his pacifism. hes so iconic

- Kiss, marry, hug, or kill

i am kissing him right on the mouth hes so <33333

- Random thing that reminds me of them

just really predictable shit. but yknow i promise you every time i think about the teen titans my brain is always gonna jump straight to him, and thats probably not the case for most people

- Any talents I think they might have

well he knew enough about art to teach a class and apparently hes a pretty good swimmer. i feel like hed probably be good at other things hank would think r super lame, like sewing

- On a rate from 1 to 10 how much I love them

10/10 hes so <33333

- What I think about their family

hank can go fuck himself <3 their dad makes for an interesting contrast to the two of them but i wish both of their parents had gotten the chance to be expanded on more. tragedy of all times

- Who I think should be their bff

i really would have liked to see don and hank become better friends w the other titans who were sidelined, like lilith, and mel. id kill for that actually.

- What animal they would be

.............................i dont need to answer this question

- Three songs that remind me of them

no <3

- Favorite episode/issue/thing centered around them

definitely the cringefail comic where he just fucked up absolutely everything but im also really fond of the hawk and the dove #2

- How badly they need hugs

so badly.

- Favorite thing about their personality

i love that hes every bit as headstrong and snippy as hank is, even tho hes a pacifist. like, yeah, he doesnt believe in violence, but he still gets pissed as hell all the time, and thats so fucking real tbh. ik part of the juxtaposition is bc dc wanted him to seem wimpy and cowardly but it is really fun to see him get humiliated and then STILL whip around and call hank a neanderthal like alsjdlfsndsdfnjsf

- Favorite thing about their appearance

sobbing. crying. hes so cute i love when they give him curls

the dove costume is BUTT UGLY but i do like the color scheme

- Why I love them so much

he had so much potential. it wouldve been so fascinating to see how dc handled a superhero who was a pacifist and believed strongly in criminal reform and peace. dc tried so hard to make him seem weak and unmanly that they would up creating a guy who didnt fit into the usual hypermasculine superhero archetype and that was just. fascinating, honestly. refreshing. i also just loooove a good angry leftist so you know me. hes just. SUCH a cringefail losergirl its impossible not to fall madly in love w him im going to be mourning what could have been for the rest of my fucking life

[trenchcoatsbi]

ON A DIFFERENT NOTE I WAS JUST POKING AROUND AND SAW THAT MOD PHIL LISTENS TO BUG HUNTER? man us philza kins all share a musical braincell i guess because holy fuck i don’t think i’ve ever run into anyone else who listens to his stuff! i’m gonna have to politely ask you to hand over more recommendations for music because you’ve got TASTE. -🌾🪶

ARNJS i am staring at you soo hard I know like two other bug hunter fans and theyre fans because I commandeered the music bot and insisted on playing all of his songs during a music vc night... Anyway we are slaying so hard rn. us phils just have the best music taste 😎

OKAY anyway this took forever cause I tried to narrow down my list but ajfanfdk I listen to a lot of stuff. god there's so much music i enjoy that I could go on forever about random songs and stuff so uh yeah... I banished my bs to under a cut for the sake of not making a post that is annoying to scroll past. enjoy whatevr i did -za

Mickey Darling!! RAHGjsA a lot of his songs are like about breakups but they're all very upbeat and fun despite the lyrics. Honestly its so funny to me I literally found him because of a fanfic that used lyrics from say that you miss me (which like god yeah the author got me... it was extremely right for the character they used it for i know cause they're literally me). you were perfect & im so sorry is vry good and also I've had somewhere else stuck in my head since it came out...

Jukebox the Ghost. okay okay they just never miss! i adore like everything they've made but uhmmm I think the cheers album is my favorite still right now like dont get me wrong i love everything they've made but ajldnf how can I not like cheers. Brass Band and I Got A Girl are so good. I will say uh shout out to It's No Secret cause its inspired several pieces of self indulgent ship art I've made.

Streetlight Manifesto... The Hands that Thieve got me out of one of my weirdest music eras. I mean it's ska punk it's not too far from the uh protest songs I was listening too, but ska was more palatable than most of the shit that I was really into for a bit. Anyway listen to If Only For Memories too its good.

LyreLeTemps! god okay so i like electroswing a lot and ashutjak just fuck man Time Train is extremely mecore when it comes to a specific kin. A lot of the music i listen to gets shifted around depending to my shifts lol. Also listen to Nanana it's a close second for my favorite song by them other than Time Train

Groundbreaking, god i've listened to this guy for so long... I think all his music is great but the Anarchy I & II are my little guys I listen to them all the time still. They practically got me through quarantine... Uhm if I had to recommend a specific songs instead of just saying listen to the Anarchy Albums maybe VIP and Beautiful people. Those two were my favorites but jsut to get somthing from anarchy listed too uhm anarchy or media star

The Wrecks god another band I listened to a lot during quarantine... Fvck Somebody and Panic Vertigo are my #1s forever but I really like their new music too. Unrequited and Sonder came out at such a good time for me, unfortunately that means I have like four writings wips that have titles that are just the lyrics of those songs...

Air Traffic Controller is another band that made quarantine bearable for me god why have the last three just been quarantine time killers. Anyway I listen to Creature of the Night a lot because I love being thematic with my music when I pull all nighters. Uhhhh other than that Anybody got a light has quickly become one of my favorites from them too

Atarashii Gakko!! This is the only non english band I'm actively a fan of rn. My friends are like big into like Kpop and I'm more of a cpop or jpop guy but like even then I almost never find a band and get super invested. but raghg the choreography and vocals just everything really scratches my brain. I really like watching their dance practices idk its just so fascinating to me. uhm okay uh Fantastico and NAINAINAI yeah those i recommend them :]

AND because I cant help myself here's some things I wanted to talk about but uh 90% of it would just be me keyboard slamming cause I cannot articulate my enjoyment of them

Circa Waves: Your Ghost & Golden Days

Good Kid: Mimi's Delivery Service

Saint Motel: Sweet Talk & Slow Dance

Rare Americans: Walking N Talkin

Burn the Ballroom: Calm Down & Crazy

Bear Ghost: Haunt the Cartoon Heart & Sirens

Andie Schoen: the prophet (you love me) & loitering

The Happy Fits: In the Lobby & So Alright, Cool, Whatever

Hobo Johnson: Peach Scone & February 15th

[ozymoron]

prezzed cool button: gotham

(for the azk game u rbed)

favourite character: tie between ed and jerome

least favourite character: jim.

5 favourite ships: i mean i only really ship one ship which is nygmobblepot but i also kinda like kristen x lee ig, bridgit x selena is kinda cool, uhh idk scaredyjokes is a bit funny ig (dont really ship it (i hc jerome as aro)) and uhh idk any other ships lol

character you find most attractive: fuck um tie between jerome and pre-spray jeremiah (which is funny cause its just the same guy playing both lmao (theyre both attractive for different reasons leave me alone))

character i would marry: pre-spray jeremiah

character i would be best friends with: jerome

a random thought: i would like to hit post-spray jeremiah with my car

an unpopular opinion: i dont really like oswald. i guess thats an unpopular opinion since hes like the most popular one in the fandom lol. hes cool hes jsut not really for me ig

my canon otp: none lmao all the canon relationships suck ass

my non-canon otp: nygmobblepot

most badass character: zsasz ig

most epic villain: jerome

pairing i am not a fan of: jim with any woman ever

character i feel the writers screwed up: do i have to pick just one? cause ed, jerome and jeremiah (in my opinion lol) were all kinda screwed over by the writers

favourite friendship: prolly oswald and ivy their friendship was nice

character i most identify with: ed, second would be jerome

character i wish i could be: like become? or like steal their gender type thing? either ed or jerome

[fandomassimilator]

next gen texting crack….

Jamie: so they like….moved the philophisers stone room right?

Teddy: I dunno…

Teddy: Maybe?

Victorie: NO

Victorie: No

Victorie: NO

Roxanne: omg i wanna check

Louis: no fair! I wanna trespass

Victorie: thank Merlin your not at Hogwarts

Dominique: Jamie the prefects are in a meeting you can go now

Victorie: Jamie I will give your ass detention

Jamie: I’ll say you swore at me

Freddie: oh damn

Freddie: Jay can I come?

Jamie: yea

Jamie: meet at the spot?

Freddie: Agreed

Roxanne: yalll never let me hang out wiht you guys!

Roxanne: its not fair

Dominique: yeah but you can go through thier shit while theyre gone

Freddie: NO DONT YOU DARE

Roxanne: HA IM TAKING UR CANDY

Albus: grab Jamie’s invis cloak for me pls

Roxanne: share it?

Albus: and rose ofc

Teddy: is rose there?

Albus: yeah we’re in the library,

Albus: she says your not supposed to be texting during prefect meetings

Dominique: oh shit she’s right

Dominque: this is why we keep rose around

Albus: now she’s complaining ab not having a phone

Freddie; sry ab that Rosie-Posie

Albus: (rose speaking) i will end your entire exsistence Fredrick lee Weasley-Johnson the second

Dominique: OH DAMN FREDDIE UR DEAD

Jamie: no shot rose could find us

Jamie: also its dark asf down here

Roxanne: you actually made it down there???

Freddie: yeah in the room where they had the devils snare

Albus: guys i have a genius plan

Dominique: no

Jamie: let the Slytherin speak

Albus: so all of you guys should go home and start talking about things your doing in school

Albus: like…hanging out or pulling pranks or falling of stairs

Albus: what do Gryphindors do?

Victorie: you have gryphindor parents?

Albus: i highly doubt Jamie could save the world tho

Freddie: true that

Jamie: hey!

Albus: anyway, and Rose could be all like ‘guys when was this?’ Or ‘I dont remember this?’

Albus: and y’all will be like, well we couldn’t contact you or whatevs

Albus; and maybe rose could cry or something

Dominique: thats so mean

Roxanne: I love it

teddy: what if that happens for reals tho?

Albus: this is rose typing now, I’ve commandeered Albus’s phone. If you exclude me i will know and there will be consequences

Jamie: noted

Roxanne: understood

Freddie: yes ma’m

Louise: why dosent these rules apply to me

Roxanne: you CHOSE to go to French school

Jamie: GUYS THE CHESS SET IS STILL HERE

Freddie: omg is so cool

Dominique: I kinda wanna play chess against it

Albus: the way you would instantly die

Albus: that was rose btw

(Jamie changed ‘Albus’s nickname to ‘Albus/Rose’)

Albus/Rose: ew Jamie that sounds like a ship

Jamie: SORY SORRY

(Jamie changed ‘Albus/Rose’s nickname to Albus and or Rose)

(Albus and or Rose changed Jamie’s nickname to ‘Jamie/Alice’)

Jamie/Alice: HEY

Teddy: al and rose ur nickname is to long

(Albus and Rose changed Albus and Rose’s nickname to A and R)

Teddy: works for now

Freddie: so the wall of fire is still up

Freddie; which potion did aunt hermione say it was

Jamie: rose?

Victorie: NO NO NO NO

Teddy: NONONONOONONON

Victorie: SHIT THEY”RE TAKING OUR PHONES AWAY

Teddy: ROSE YOU EBETTE NOT

A and R: dw i wont

Jamie: Rosie you asshole

Chat name: the cool kids (no prefects alowed)

A and R: third one from the left idiots, i want honeydukes,

Freddie: omg rose you phyco

Jamie: sure this is right

A and R: 100%

Freddie: works for me

Jamie: DAMN HE JSUT KNOCKED IT BACK

Freddie: IT WOULD BE A REALLY FUNNY WAY TO DIE

Roxanne: RIP Fredrick Weasley-Johnson the second, we should really stop naming people that

Dominque: PPFFTTT

A and R: TEA

Freddie: also jamei and i are texting so this room is dead quiet

jamie: cept the fire its creepy

A and R: go on…

Dominique: the way im kinda scared

Louise: clutching my pearls rn

Roxanne: your what????

A and R: its a saying

Louise: its a saying

Jamie: so y’all know how dumbledor destroyed the mirror of erised?

Dominique: yeah?

Freddie: oh shit

Roxanne:???????

Jamie: we’re going to leave

A and R: WFT JAMIE

A and R: FREDDIE

Roxanne: OH SHIT

Roxanne: FREDRICK MY IDIOT BROTHER I SWEAR ON UNCLE FREDS BONES IF YOU FUCKING DIE I SWEAR TO FUCK

Domiqnue: IF THEY DIE VIC AND TED WILL KILL US

Jamie: relax guys, we jsut had to double out of there

A and R: so what was it?

Freddie: the mirror of erised was there but there was this screaming….face stuck in it

Freddie: apslougly terrifying

Freddie; we’re going back to bed rn

Dominique: oh thank Merlin your okay

A and R: gn

Jamie: gn

[ocdhuacheng]

22 and 23 for that ask game?

kk thank uuuu

unsure if you wanted a specific fandom and just forgot or if youre fine with anything, so im gonna do it for csm, mp100, and tgcf bc those are probably the ones im most into rn. if u had another fandom in mind lmk and ill do that one too :)

20. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

CSM: yuko arc was good you guys are just mean :'(

MP100: i dont know if ppl ignore it or not but i feel like the ufo arc doesnt get as much attention as some of the others, so maybe that one? i love the ufo arc sm

TGCF: not sure if i have smth that the fandom as a whole ignores but i certainly wish mxtx didnt ignore hua cheng's pre-canon history like she does!! would it have killed her to include even just an extra about when he was a kid, or wu ming, or setting up ghost city, or on his searches for xie lian? like i jsut want more hua cheng pre-canon content and were hardly given any T_T like when i finished tgcf one of my first thoughts was "thats it?" bc i was kind of expecting more to be said about his history

23. ship you've unwillingly come around to

CSM: yoshiden i guess? um i mean i dont think i ever really had anything against the ship itself its just i dont want to be associated with 95% of the shippers bc they do it SO wrong. either by making it creepy (and not even in a fun way) or ooc or both. i have settled into liking it in very picky ways. i either think it should be unrequited (yoshida being the gay ass obviously) or yoshida should be denjis bi awakening, which would be hilarious and have the same general consequence as a nuclear fallout event, but also has a lot of potential for denji's character, writing wise. also i think people just take it too seriously and ignore how funny they are.

MP100:

JOKING. i dont really have any

TGCF: i cant think of any here either idk i just tend to not really change my mind about ships much ig

[3416]

my two cents about buddie going canon:

i feel like with buddie, if everything else about their relationship remained the same as it is in canon, but one of them was a woman, there would be next to zero doubt that it was heading to a canonical romantic relationship. i think that’s the difference here…like, we’re not delusional, there’s so much there that hints to a buddie endgame. am i as 100% certain as some other buddie truthers?, no, but i wouldn’t say there’s been 0 indication of it on the show

my thoughts got a little too long, so this is going under a cut KLFJDKL, my bad. read or maybe don't 😭 bc obv, i disagree.

i mostly disagree but respectfully, i promise. the thing is... i think you need to be able to look at the context of the show and what it's trying to achieve rather than zero in on these individual dynamics that you personally want to read as or would enjoy as romantic. if we're gonna talk about something going canon, i mean. i know we get caught up in that romantic/shipping part in fandom bc it's the most fun, but it's not realistic to think the ppl running the show are approaching it that way at all. 911 is a procedural. it's not like groundbreaking tv in any real sense beyond the fact that it's putting diverse casts in front of wide audiences, and when it's trying to be "groundbreaking", it comes right out of the gate advertising it that way... like subtlety is NOT what network tv is known for, and i feel like every single theory i see about this long slowburn for buck and eddie hinges on a quality that just doesn't exist in this specific mediumfjdsk. like everyone wants to talk about how groundbreaking it would be to have some repression arc come to fruition and these two shown-to-be straight characters so far falling for each other, and that would absolutely be a treat,,, if network tv had ever been known for pulling stuff like that. 911 truly already covered the basis of a "coming out later in life" storyline with michael, so i have nO clue what makes someone think they'd take the risk of doing it again.

ik that actress that plays carla got some backlash for what she said about buddie (ider exactly the words, ik some of them were ignorant ((but also i laughed)) abt the alphabet ppl or whatjlkfdjsk im yelling), but realistically, when she talked about how buck or eddie wouldn't be canon bc they're the heartthrobs, she's not exactly incorrect that that's the way hollywood works. should it? not necessarily, but it does, lol, idk why bother trying to deny that. buck and eddie are both the two young macho straight guys to project onto in this show... the ones women thirst after also, and that's currency in tv, whether or not it's good moral practice or the right thing or whatever we can argue. i honestly think people are just giving 911 too much credit when they think this is happening or even a possibility. the show (and lone star and any other network tv show pumped out at this pace, it's not a drag lol) lacks so much nuance in other stories... they mostly just tell things in broad strokes to appeal to wide audiences... so why would they be able to handle this well? what about its formula makes fans think it's gonna defy those conventions of tv? i just don't get the faith, especially when everyone is railing on the show and writing 24/7 the second things don't go their way for 5 minutes. that's why i've said before.. on the very (very very very very, honestly nonexistent in my own brain but ill let myself imagine) slim chance they ever did become canon, it'd 100% be the pressure of fans. which again.. i don't think there's THAT much sway or power there compared to general audiences n ratings, it's just the most visible/loudest through the direct connections w social media these days lol... and historically fans have won that battle about "queerbaiting" ships like 0 times. though i also 100% disagree with the idea that should buddie never go canon it's queerbait but i digress.

of course you can take lines between buck and eddie and make them SOUND romantic if that's what you want to choose to see (honestly i could probably do it for any crack pairing in the show too, in some form or another), but the staging of the scenes themselves and the direction/acting of the actors has legitimately never landed that way or been overtly romantic (in the way that network tv often is) imo, and i don't think it's supposed to be. i don't think the show is trying to plant any seeds, i don't think there is some long con here. this show exists episode to episode, season to season. it's always about expanding threads they left open in the past, rarely about some long arc planned from the beginning. i think the over-analyzing nature of online fans (affectionate bc me too, just not abt this) and honestly this hyperfixated-on-queer-content corner of the internet is the reason buddie even exists as a thing. i wish i was around for its conception just to see the creators/actors initial reactions to it bc i bet they were SURPRISED that that's smth people would latch onto or even think about. i know i was when i finally learned what it was (and i literjlkdjsklfjlk look for gay people everywhere in media, don't let me be misunderstood) and i know if i went and asked 95% of the ppl watching this show what they thought of it, i'd be planting the idea in their mind for the very first time, lol. it's just... not apparent, and frankly, that's reason enough for me to believe it'll never happen.

[silversupremacy]

Can you do leafy or clover headcanons please :)

I can do both

Leafy Sexuality Headcanon: I could see her as bi but with a preference for men Gender Headcanon: Girl with a question mark sound. I don't wanna label her a cis girl but like I don't really have a solid gender concept for her :0 certainly fem leaning but like maybe a demi-girl? A ship I have with said character: I am not too fussed abt shipping w/ leafy. I guess I can say I don't mind Fiery x Leafy cause it's p popular, but I'm really not super into any Leafy ships. Leafy x Pin is cute, I think I saw that before? A BROTP I have with said character: Man, honestly Leafy is a chara I struggle on just cause- she wasn't in bfb much due to getting out early and then when I watched the original bfdi I jsut was struggling through it so I paid no attention to character interactions. But! I do like art with fiery and leafy interacting and hanging out. Like sure its ship art most of the time, but idk, I just like them hanging out. A NOTP I have with said character: Not fussed abt notps for leafy :0 Can't think of anyone I'd actively not want to see with her. A random headcanon: I like making her like, a little leaf bug crossed w/ a kangaroo for my creature design xD And she can just spring away so far, jsut, nyoom. General Opinion over said character: I wiiiiish I could see what everyone sees in her, I wish I found bfdi as a kid before I had highe opinions on animation and writing; But since bfb was my first watch of the bfdi universe, and leafy got out early, I jsut was so confused abt her character? Like ok, she puts up a facade of being nice and she really tries to people please, but then when she comes back later she- just seems different? Like she just turned it down a number of notches. But like, why, what changed in the EXIT that made her more chill. I really do want to like her!! But I just don't really have a solid view on what her character is and it kinda confuses me. Clover Sexuality Headcanon: She likes girls, I struggle to see her with a guy or a generally masc person for some reason Gender Headcanon: Feminine for sure, but I don't think she would care too much abt gender. Maybe she would experiment with some pronouns like bun/bunself or a butterfly type neopronoun. A ship I have with said character: I actually think Clover x TBD is kinda cute just cause cute charas, but I'm not too big on Clover ships? I think she would be neat with a lot of the s2 gals tho :0 A BROTP I have with said character: Her and Nickel's dynamic is fun, I wish we could see Nickel warm up to her cause I like them w/ a sort of sibling style dynamic with Clover being a kind of older sister figure. Would like to see her interact with people like Soap or Salt or Pepper, just curious how that would go. Heck, I think she could take over the world if she met Taco and was convinced, buuuut then she'd see a butterfly and be like Oh ok time to do some wandering :) and jsut leave. A NOTP I have with said character: I hesitantly say shipping her with Nickel; thanks to a youtube map I watched I prefer them as sibling dynamic. So not so much a notp as much as just I would kinda squirm if I saw it but could probably be convinced I guess? A random headcanon: She randomly wanders away from contestant grounds during off time and will just turn up in a town like 50 miles away after 1 hour and no one knows how she got there. She always manages to get back tho. General Opinion over said character: Oooh she's so cute and she's very funny. Her exit interview was probably my fav peak into her character cause she was kinda backhanded? She's like "If I really had my luck I wouldn't be talking to you :) " Like she basically said Pls frick off to her interviewer but in a nice way. I jsut think we didn't see enough of that character side of her in the show. Really wish we could get more Clover content! I'm hoping that ii does something post season 3 like the comics but w/ s3 characters in hotel oj too, just cause I want that interaction content so bad.

[im-not-a-monster]

where you already asked this one? Idk, I'll still ask you regardless: Yami Bakura and of course my man Hank

i have nOT in fact hwhehwhhe

Yami Bakura: My NOTP for them listen i know people ship him with Zorc and that is weird. im not trying to kinkshame i just. please stop ashbfkjas My BROTP for them there's SOMETHING in his relationship with Ryou they could be buddies if he would just stop trying to destroy the world or whatever. he has a soft spot for Ryou he doesn't want to leave the guy alone. My OTP for them god Thiefshipping is jsut. top fucking tier. him and Malik are besties. they're worsties. they love each other. they'd rather die than say a nice thing. Malik holds his hand and Bakura love/hates every second of it. they're so stupid and bad at planning and everything they do fails spectacularly they should kiss. My second choice pairing for them oof i guess it'd have to be Ryou, twelve years later and tendershipping takes second place despite my best intentions to grow as a person My fluffy pairing for them its so fucking funny when you try to put him and Malik in fluffy situations. They've known each other for three days. It's love at first sight. Bakura wants to gut him every time he opens his mouth. They watch a horror movie with Ryou and Malik clings to Bakura like a starfish. They have their first kiss and somehow one of them ends up stabbed. They're the worst. My angsty pairing for them Malik AGAIN listen listen listen when you fucking. fall in love with an evil ghost and he's got a really dumb plan and you've only known him a couple days tbh but he tries to save your life even though there's literally no benefit to him in helping you and you part ways because you tell your (very stressed) siblings that you're not gonna be evil anymore or whatever and then like a year later all these people show back up in your life again because blah blah blah the pharaoh and whatever you don't care but they've got the evil ghost's host with them and like, no, it's not him, but sometimes it looks like him, sometimes it sounds like him, but they tell you he's gone forever and maybe you're going crazy again because you can't stop thinking about him and you should because he was always dead he was never real anyway bye My favorite poly ship for them any YB/Malik/YM/Ryou combo tbh they're all the worst and ryou doesn't deserve it but it's the dynamic my loves My weirdest pairing for them MY weirdest pairing is (maybe in a different way unsurprising) yb/atem yes i know they hate each other that's absolutely not the point

HANK HANK HANK My NOTP for them any shit with gavin lmao i dont like him My BROTP for them this one is harder poor hank is rly going thru it im not sure My OTP for them obv hankcon... like there's no contest My second choice pairing for them nbsdkjafm uh hankconkus probably as we wander into poly territory already but like. yeah. the vibe. My fluffy pairing for them connor and markus specifically for fluffy stuff My angsty pairing for them connor alone for sadness. my boy is stress inducing. My favorite poly ship for them sgdjhakla here i'll give my second favorite bc i already said my fave so hank and connor and nines... phew My weirdest pairing for them is hank and rose weird or popular? you would not know the answer to this but i'll put it here anyway. as like a side thing i think they could be sweet.

[axemetaphor]

for the character thing, amy jdate? (almost said amy w no context and then realized you were into sonic as well and i should specify XD)

ASDFGHJKL yeah tho i Prolly wouldve assumed Amy Sullivan not Amy Rose cause i havent made sonic posts in a while... gotta get back into those kjhgfdsdfghj

First impression - when she was first introduced i was kinda wondering if she was gonna be a sort of one-off character--like, i didn't think she'd end up being part of the series forever ?? but i shouldve known with the way dave kept talking about her that shed stick around lkjhgfdrthjk god hes a funny little man. i also thought she was younger than she is, cause she was very shy, but now that i Know her it makes sense that she was like that at that point in time

Impression now - i Adore her she is the backbone of the team she is the main custodian of the brain cells and truly she deserves the best in life. she is way more badass than she's sometimes given credit for.

Favourite moment - either her first Real Conversation with dave where she makes that terrible firearm joke or the part in book 3 where they're in the middle of that Meeting with the NON agents and while john n dave are all serious and tense shes jsut like "hey can i have some cheetos. thanks" knbfdfghj

Idea for a story - mmmmmmfor a while now ive wanted to write about her and john's friendship in book1. since he Knew Her in some capacity at least and i personally think he kept his promise to Big Jim and befriended her, and maybe even visited her frequently. it would be Painful to write her all alone in that big house, msot likely still grieving, but she and john honestly have more in common than it seems at first blush .. i think they make really great friends and he could do a lot to help make that time more bearable for her

Unpopular opinion - hmmmmm idk if this is unpopular but sometimes when i see people write fic with her they seem to forget that she refuses to swear ?? it's a nitpick, absolutely, but when people write her swearing im like. Huh. ;lkjhgfdsrtujk i do not think i have any Amy Opinions that other people haven't already voiced though. most people seem to Get her, that shes genuinely badass as hell just in a quiet sort of manner

Favourite relationship - i love her w david and john both tbh asdfghjk the three of them are p much my Only ship in the series. its not a very romantical series so yknow. anyway i think they each balance each other very well though im hoping in book4 her relationship w dave improves. it seemed rocky in book3 but hopefully if he just. gets therapy and improves himself things will get better lkjhgfdfghj

Favourite headcanon - love when people HC her trans fuck yes <3 also someone else mentioned a hc or something of her being a twitch streamer (maybe thats canon and i jsut missed it, im fucking Stupid idfk) and i think thats fuckin Excellent as well. shes a master gamer for sure

[popculturebuffet]

House of Mouse April Fools Special: Donald’s Pumbaa Prank (Patreon Review for WeirdKev27)

Hello all you happy people and welcome to my April Fool’s Special! And it’s also my patreon review for the month as Kev just so happened to randomly hit this one and once I realized it was an april fools episode I moved it up since things have been kinda hectic in the old brainpan lately, and as such my output slowed down a bit so I really wasn’t in great shape to do 4 episodes in one day. So instead see what hyjinks, fart jokes and murders of beloved disney characters insue under the cut as the hosue of mouse gets a bit foolish

The Wraparound:

It’s April Fools day at the House of Mouse and Donald pulls a prank on MIckey by cutting his break lines.. wait no that was last year. No this year he just puts some wax on the stage and MIckey trips, Donald laughs. Now if this were the real world this would be really dangerous and probably destroy their friendship and MIckey’s spine. But this is a cartoon that runs on cartoon physics. He was in no real danger. So Mickey’s retaliation on the other hand.. is just showing embarassing footage of Donald. It makes him come off as unecessarily cruel as instead of an actual prank or joke it’s just “Hey look at this embarassing footage of my friend I dug up”

This plot DOES get a lot bettter though after the setup: Pete talks Donald into kidnapping Pumba, planning to use Pumbas farts to clear out the club...

Yeah i’m not big on fart jokes. I’m not against them, when used right they can be comedy gold.. this song from bobs burgers is one such example

It’s just a lot of times farts and other bodily functions are used as the joke alone. That’s it. There’s no actual laughs or content too said laughs, i’ts jsut this is gross.  Thankfully this episode does not go really deep down the grossdout rabit hole, as we don’t see the fart on screen.. but it still dosen’t make “Pumbas’ ass gas is going to destroy the house of mouse” funny. 

There are some funny gags though: Donald’s method of distracting Timon so Pete can kidnap Pumbaa is to just stand there not saying anything and weirding Timon out , their replacement is just a bowling ball, two horns and a sack of something, and when Timon goes looking for Pumbaa, finds Zazu under a plate the hyena’s have.. and then just leaves him there. Seriously Timon just.. let’s Zazu die and I am here for it. 

Donald meanwhile thinks Mickey is planning another prank after mickey apologizes and has a special thing planned but it’s really jsut a lifetime achivment award, so Donald tries to stop it, then reveals the truth when Pumba shows up.. and gets his award taken away. Even though he had every reason to think Mickey was going to pull something because honest as he is i’ts april fools day. Mickey just... obnoxious in this one and it speaks to a larger problem with the series I remember from when I was a kid that i’ve noticed once or twice now: The show tends to have Squidward Syndrome, i.e. it treats Donald who can be obnoxious as wrong.. even when he’s done nothing wrong THIS EPISODE, like spongebob did to squidward at times, or if he has done something wrong his punishment is dispororitante. Donald did a minor prank.. and MIckey publicly humiliated him and Donald TREID to stop his prank. And goes above and behond to stop it, taking the fart attack at ground zero. Speaking of which the fart attack scene from parks and rec, also a good fart joke. 

And MIckey.. learns nothing by playing the test footage again even though Donald was just ground zero at an attomic level ass.

Final Thoughts for the Wraparound: It’s not great. I”m noticing that trend with Season 1 in general, where they really just didn’t have a ton of idea of what to do with the wraparounds. The episodes still vary in quality, but outside of the pilot most of the season 1 episodes are pretty disapointing as an adult, very simplistic plots that often don’t use the club’s nature to their full advantage or the characters to the same. It would get better though, but it’s something to notice. onto the shorts. 

The Friend for Life: This is a pretty simple one. Sam and Max, are after the mad Thesipian, whose exactly what he sounds like. We even get a really neat visual gag as sam just.. uses his little buddy as a sword while the Thespian uses a candelabra. But while our Freelance Police catch the weirdo, and Max takes a ride in the saftey tramp they set up for the guy, he escapes when the two are distracted by Norm, THE FRIEND FOR LIFEEEEEEEE. An obessive fanboy played by Patrick Mackenna of the Red Green Show, esentially playing an older and stalkery version of Harold.. now I think about it this might be his dad. I mean we don’t know where he went or what hapepend to the guy. Maybe he just went to the states to obesss over a rabbit and Dog. I don’t know. 

Lorne wants to help our heroes while Max understandably wants to run him over and sam just runs past him the minute they can. But despite finding the thespians layer  Max: (Singsong) We’re here to arressttt youuu Sam: (Also singsong): Rememberrrrr.. crimesss against humanitty? But it turns out Lorne, THE FRIEEEND FOR LIFFFEEEE, kidnapped him and puts on a show for htem of fighting thier old eneimies and a roller coaster death trap. Our heroes escape and begrudignly thank lorne even if they find his stalker shrine a bit much. 

Final Thoughts for The Friend For LIfe: A really solid episode and the fact i’ve binged several sam and max episodes since then really speaks to how good this one was. Seriously really funny stuff and I didn’t even cover half the great jokes in this one. Check it out, it’s on youtube. 

Mickey’s April Fools: An odd one but a fun one. MIckey is taking his asshole pills and goes overboard with his pranks, faking proposing to Minnie and faking his death after Mortimer pranks him. But it works... I mean is it grossly out of character? Oh god yes. Would it have made more sense by swapping out Mickey, Minnie and Mortimer with Donald, Daisy and either the boys or pete? Entirely. Is this short still hilarous. Yup. While i’ts not the best they’ve done on the show, it’s still really entertaining. The two end up getting him back, MOrtimer by faking a will reading only to have it go really poorly for Mickey as his death was reported, donald refuses to help due to Mickey’s last words to mortimer being “I’ve never undestood him” and Goofy being.. goofy. And MIckey is left hanging from a pole by minnie because fuck him. An out of character one.. but the sheer oddity of mickey being this dickish in the house of mouse shorts makes it work.  Be A Man: As a debut album for Randy Savage this Album is audotirally fucktacular, and with some polish randy could’ve had a long and successful rap career. As it stands, it is a sad one off not ein his career. 

Critters: On an asteroid prison, a group of dangerous aliens known as Krites are set to be transported to another station. The Krites engineer an escape and hijack a ship, prompting the warden to hire two shape-changing bounty hunters to pursue them to Earth. Studying life on Earth via various satellite television transmissions, the first bounty hunter assumes the form of rock star Johnny Steele, while the second remains undecided, thus retaining his blank, featureless head. On a rural Kansas farm, the Brown family sits down to breakfast. Father Jay and mother Helen send teenage daughter April and younger son Brad off to school while waiting on mechanic Charlie McFadden. A former baseball pitcher, Charlie has become the town drunk and crackpot, with claims of alien abductions foretold by messages through his fillings.

Playing with overly potent self-made fireworks and Charlie's slingshot, Brad takes the blame when Charlie accidentally shoots April and is grounded as a result. On the roof that evening, Brad mistakes the Critters' crashing spaceship for a meteorite; Jay and Brad investigate and interrupt the creatures consuming a cow. The creatures thereafter kill and feed on a local police officer, and later besiege the farm and cut its electrical connection. While checking the circuit breaker, Jay is attacked by one of the Critters and, being severely wounded, just barely manages to escape

.In the barn, April is about to have sex with her boyfriend Steve when he is killed by the one of the Critters; the creature itself is slain when it devours one of Brad's lit firecrackers. The remaining Critters sabotage the Browns' and Steve's cars, forcing the Browns to hole up inside the main house. Meanwhile, the two bounty hunters search the town for the Critters, causing a panic at the church and bowling alley, with the second hunter assuming the form of various townspeople, including Charlie. Brad escapes the farm to get help and runs into the bounty hunters, and upon learning of their true nature and intentions, he leads them to the Critters' location.

The last surviving Critters kidnap April and return to their ship when the bounty hunters arrive, and attempt to flee. Charlie and Brad manage to rescue April, but Brad drops a large firecracker he intended to use to destroy the ship when the Critters discover their escape. Just as the Critters take off and destroy the farmhouse out of spite, Charlie throws a Molotov cocktail made from his whiskey bottle into the ship, causing a fire which detonates the cracker and kills the Critters. The bounty hunters leave in their ship after giving Brad a handheld device to contact them in case of future invasion, and also restore the house. Unbeknownst to them, Critter eggs can be seen in the barn inside a chicken's nest that seem to be ready to hatch.

Final Thoughts on Critters: Critters is a wonderful film, despite what Rapheal from the teenage mutant ninja turtles might think but fuck him he has scabies. It’s fun, energetic, and ahs a great premise of instead of it JUST being on our heroes to repel the invaders, their caught between two diffrent sets of aliens instead and instead of a chisled jawed heroes the good aliens are simply bounty hunters with no care about collateral and only doing a job. It’s a damn fine film and I still need to make time to watch the sequel. 

Donald’s River Thing:

This is a simple one. Donald plans to go fishing, finds out it’s his and Daisy’s anniversary, her half birthday and valentine’s day and has to take her along and make it like a thing while being a dick about wanting to still fish, but in a very funny way while the local fish fight back. This is easily the standout of the episode incredibly funny, increidbly wholesome, and an incredibly good time. Really great stuff. 

Invincible Episodes 1-3:

This seires is fucking fantastic and you should go watch it. GO WATCH IT. 

Final Thoughts overall: 

YOUR NOT WATCHING IT

Final Thoughts Overall: This is a decent episode not much to say except HIT IT BOYS