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next gen texting crack….
Jamie: so they like….moved the philophisers stone room right?
Teddy: I dunno…
Teddy: Maybe?
Victorie: NO
Victorie: No
Victorie: NO
Roxanne: omg i wanna check
Louis: no fair! I wanna trespass
Victorie: thank Merlin your not at Hogwarts
Dominique: Jamie the prefects are in a meeting you can go now
Victorie: Jamie I will give your ass detention
Jamie: I’ll say you swore at me
Freddie: oh damn
Freddie: Jay can I come?
Jamie: yea
Jamie: meet at the spot?
Freddie: Agreed
Roxanne: yalll never let me hang out wiht you guys!
Roxanne: its not fair
Dominique: yeah but you can go through thier shit while theyre gone
Freddie: NO DONT YOU DARE
Roxanne: HA IM TAKING UR CANDY
Albus: grab Jamie’s invis cloak for me pls
Roxanne: share it?
Albus: and rose ofc
Teddy: is rose there?
Albus: yeah we’re in the library,
Albus: she says your not supposed to be texting during prefect meetings
Dominique: oh shit she’s right
Dominque: this is why we keep rose around
Albus: now she’s complaining ab not having a phone
Freddie; sry ab that Rosie-Posie
Albus: (rose speaking) i will end your entire exsistence Fredrick lee Weasley-Johnson the second
Dominique: OH DAMN FREDDIE UR DEAD
Jamie: no shot rose could find us
Jamie: also its dark asf down here
Roxanne: you actually made it down there???
Freddie: yeah in the room where they had the devils snare
Albus: guys i have a genius plan
Dominique: no
Jamie: let the Slytherin speak
Albus: so all of you guys should go home and start talking about things your doing in school
Albus: like…hanging out or pulling pranks or falling of stairs
Albus: what do Gryphindors do?
Victorie: you have gryphindor parents?
Albus: i highly doubt Jamie could save the world tho
Freddie: true that
Jamie: hey!
Albus: anyway, and Rose could be all like ‘guys when was this?’ Or ‘I dont remember this?’
Albus: and y’all will be like, well we couldn’t contact you or whatevs
Albus; and maybe rose could cry or something
Dominique: thats so mean
Roxanne: I love it
teddy: what if that happens for reals tho?
Albus: this is rose typing now, I’ve commandeered Albus’s phone. If you exclude me i will know and there will be consequences
Jamie: noted
Roxanne: understood
Freddie: yes ma’m
Louise: why dosent these rules apply to me
Roxanne: you CHOSE to go to French school
Jamie: GUYS THE CHESS SET IS STILL HERE
Freddie: omg is so cool
Dominique: I kinda wanna play chess against it
Albus: the way you would instantly die
Albus: that was rose btw
(Jamie changed ‘Albus’s nickname to ‘Albus/Rose’)
Albus/Rose: ew Jamie that sounds like a ship
Jamie: SORY SORRY
(Jamie changed ‘Albus/Rose’s nickname to Albus and or Rose)
(Albus and or Rose changed Jamie’s nickname to ‘Jamie/Alice’)
Jamie/Alice: HEY
Teddy: al and rose ur nickname is to long
(Albus and Rose changed Albus and Rose’s nickname to A and R)
Teddy: works for now
Freddie: so the wall of fire is still up
Freddie; which potion did aunt hermione say it was
Jamie: rose?
Victorie: NO NO NO NO
Teddy: NONONONOONONON
Victorie: SHIT THEY”RE TAKING OUR PHONES AWAY
Teddy: ROSE YOU EBETTE NOT
A and R: dw i wont
Jamie: Rosie you asshole
Chat name: the cool kids (no prefects alowed)
A and R: third one from the left idiots, i want honeydukes,
Freddie: omg rose you phyco
Jamie: sure this is right
A and R: 100%
Freddie: works for me
Jamie: DAMN HE JSUT KNOCKED IT BACK
Freddie: IT WOULD BE A REALLY FUNNY WAY TO DIE
Roxanne: RIP Fredrick Weasley-Johnson the second, we should really stop naming people that
Dominque: PPFFTTT
A and R: TEA
Freddie: also jamei and i are texting so this room is dead quiet
jamie: cept the fire its creepy
A and R: go on…
Dominique: the way im kinda scared
Louise: clutching my pearls rn
Roxanne: your what????
A and R: its a saying
Louise: its a saying
Jamie: so y’all know how dumbledor destroyed the mirror of erised?
Dominique: yeah?
Freddie: oh shit
Roxanne:???????
Jamie: we’re going to leave
A and R: WFT JAMIE
A and R: FREDDIE
Roxanne: OH SHIT
Roxanne: FREDRICK MY IDIOT BROTHER I SWEAR ON UNCLE FREDS BONES IF YOU FUCKING DIE I SWEAR TO FUCK
Domiqnue: IF THEY DIE VIC AND TED WILL KILL US
Jamie: relax guys, we jsut had to double out of there
A and R: so what was it?
Freddie: the mirror of erised was there but there was this screaming….face stuck in it
Freddie: apslougly terrifying
Freddie; we’re going back to bed rn
Dominique: oh thank Merlin your okay
A and R: gn
Jamie: gn
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How old were you when you realized the birth years of the six eldest Weasley kids coincided with an ABBA album release almost perfectly?
you cant tell me Fabian and gideon weren’t the biggest ABBA fans and would assign each of their nephews a song based off their album and play those records for the boys. It’s the only muggle band any of them know, and more specifically Bill Charlie and Percy explicitly remember it
Now imagine, a heavily pregnant Molly dancing around her kitchen with her brothers, husband and five kids while Chiquitita by ABBA blasts in the background
The songs assigned
Bill - he is your brother
Charlie - Mamma Mia
Percy - Money Money Money
Fred - Angeleyes
George - Chiquitita
Ron - Super Trouper
Ginny - no album or uncles for her but i think she’d be Slipping Through My fingers
#I’m not even a huge ABBA fan#But i love this#fabian prewett#gideon prewett#the prewett twins#molly weasley#bill weasley#weasley family#george weasley#fred weasley#ron weasley#ginny weasley
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is now a good time to say that I've been ignoring every additional season of the umbrella academy as canon since season 2 and still perpetually live in post-season 1 fanfic world, which only has sibling bonding, healing from trauma together, and hugs? you should all join me. it seems like everyone could use some time in the 2019 nopocalypse sandbox
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My Next Gen Texting Fic Crack part 1
Year Seven- Teddy Lupin (Huffelpuff) Victorie Weasley (Ravenclaw)
Year Five- Dominique Weasley (Gryphindor)
Year Four - Louis Weasley (Attends Beaubaxtons but still included)
Year Three- Jamie Potter (Gryphindor) Freddie Weasley-Johnson (Gryphindor)
Year Two- Roxanne Weasley-Johnson (Gryphindor)
Year One- Albus Potter (Slytherin) Rose Granger-Weasley (Gryphindor) Scorpius Malfoy (Slytherin)
Not Sorted Yet: Hugo Granger-Weasley, Molly Weasley-Wood, Lucy Weasley-Wood, Lily Luna Potter, Daisy Dursley
Note; this is not cursed child compliant at all (no shocker) and follows my own slight interpretation of post cannon, the ages are flipped around, Teddy and Jamie are only four years apart so he can be a part of the story, Hugo is one year younger then Rose while Molly, Lucy, Lily and Daisy are four years younger then Albus
Warning right now: this author is a Percy Weasley apologist, these contain a plot line where Percy was disowned from his family after a row after the battle of hogwarts and Fred’s ensuing death, his twin daughters carry the last name but he does not, none of his family has seen him in years, or his daughters. The -Wood part is self-explanatory. Nothing about this follows cannon but fuck cannon. More about this will learn as the story unfolds
These will be random and in no way cohesive or planned, just ignore the continuity errors- i will however try to explore more of a character if requested. These practice ‘writings’ are to explore the next gen because Jesus Christ these kids need a bit of a fixer uppper
—✨tHe WoTtErS✨—
Jamie added ‘Albus’ to the group chat
Jamie changed ‘Albus’s name to ‘Baby Slytherin’
Baby Slytherin: does this mean you don’t hate me?
Teddy; Of course not Al
Dom: we woulnt have added you to the gc if we did
Vic: DOMINIQUE
Dom: wat its tru?
Fredric: Welcome to the party 🎉
Baby Slytherin: is rose here
Jamie: iS rOsE hErE
Jamie: im your actual sibling
Roxie: pov Albus at every family gathering
Baby Slytherin: I dont deserve this
Vic: aunt hermione wouldn’t let her get a phone
Fredric: we’ll see how long uncle Ron lasts w that
Dom: clingy bastard
Vic; DOMINIQUE
Roxie: let the prophet speak Vic
Ted changed ‘Baby Slytherin’s name to ‘Albus’
Ted: Albus, are you doing alr in Slytherin, did you make any friends?
Jamie: on the FIRST DAY???
Jamie: thats asking a lot of Al
Albus: yeah, one
Fredric: thats more then you Jamie
Jamie: STFU I HAD YOU
Fredric: I DONT COUNT IM UR COUSIN
Jamie: ROSE IS ALBUS’S COUSIN
Albus: its not rose
Roxie: pray tell
Albus: no
Dom: some blond kid? I saw you
Vic: The Lovegoods arent in school yet?
Albus: not the Lovegoods
Fredric: ?????who????🧐
Albus: not telling
Roxie: SPILL
Albus: oh look its dad textin
Albus: do you think if we work together we could trick him into thinking im in Ravenclaw?
Ted: be honest w ur dad Al
Jamie: Also i already told mum
Albus: you tell mum everything
Freddie: girls, girls, why fight?
Dom: im asking rose the name of ur friend
Albus: pls no
Ted: why is it a secret
Albus: Jamie wont like it
Jamie: what???
Albus: oh look my screen times ab to go off
Albus: by guys
Jamie: should i tell him the password is our parents anniversary?
Ted: let him figure it out
Freddie:
Dom: what the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Vic: DOMINIQUE
Dom: the baby is gone i can do cuss words
Ted: Roxanne is 12
Freddie: Roxanne grew up around quidditch players, she can curse like a full grown man
Jamie: im so proud
Louis: guys i just checked my phone wtf is that gif Freddie?
Freddie: starting the school year off right
Dom: how’s France Lou?
Louis: its good, better food
Louis: i got stuff to tell you Dom and vic
Vic: other gc?
Ted: can I hear?
Louis: yes
Freddie: WTF NOT FAIR
Jamie: I WANNA HEAR THE HOT FRENCH GOSS
Roxie: YEAH
Dom: L
-The Best Weasleys + Teddy-
Dom: English pls for teddy and myself
Vic: Dominique…
Dom: i dont wanna translate rn just spill
Louis: so everyone’s 14 now and we’re all getting crushes and whatnot
Dom: omg is happening
Vic: is there a girl? Is she pretty?
Louis: thats the thing
Ted: what’s she’s like?
Louis: his name is Charles
Louis: i think i kinda knew i liked him last year but now we’re all older and it feel more real
Louis: i wanted to tell you guys first
Dom: Lou, we support you, completely, but im going to let vic handle the speech
Vic: Louis, we are your sisters, no matter who you chose to love, even if they’re really ugly, we support you
Ted: also between the four of us you are not the only straight person in this family
Louis: WHAT
Dom: OMG PRAY TELL
Ted: another time!
Dom: we love you Lou, go for it
Vic: okay, bed all three of you, its late!
Ted: ma’m yes ma’m
Dom: see Vic, hes such husband material
Victorie: DOMINIQUE
#harry potter next generation#teddy lupin#victorie weasley#louis weasley#jamie potter#albus potter#fred weasley ii#roxanne weasley#The Next Gen Texting Fic
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There are a lot of ships that are So High School by Taylor Swift coded but Perciver takes the cake for me
Like: “Truth, Dare, Spin bottles, you know how to ball (Oliver) I know Aristotle (Percy)”
#tell me im wrong#its them#perciver#percy weasley#oliver wood#percy x oliver#oliver x percy#percy weasley x oliver wood
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Just read Cursed Child again and man, JKR did the main characters so dirty. My boy Albus Regulus Potter would never do something like that,
it’d be even more foolish and more of his cousins would somehow be involved - you telling me the rest just had completely normal school days???? Nu uh, Roxannes a nosy little shit, James has an invisibility cloak and Vicotorie’s been hearing about all the crap her family gets up to for twenty-something years. Time Travel is happening and you’re telling me these kids were just like ‘nah, let the ministry handle it-‘ Since when???And they did awful too, a kid died, someone used an unforgivable on Scorpius.
Yeah, Al and Scop are Slytherins, so was Draco and the golden trio and him fucked with each others lives on a daily basis, we were robbed of every other Potter-Weasley-Granger-Lupin kid having interactions and real personalities beyond their namesakes and parents in this essay i will-
#The mauradersification of cursed child era is my pluto#Not technically real#Albus potter#harry potter#harry potter fandom#harry potter next generation#hp next gen#cursed child#HIS NAMES IS ALBUS REGULUS POTTER#KEEP MY WIFES NAMES OUT YOUR FCKING MOUTH
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okay okay I know we’re hung up on George marrying Fred’s Yule ball date as if maybe four people in the entire school could very well tell the two apart at the time and maybe a sixteen year old Angelina danced with one or the other or both (she is iconic enough to pull both) it’s not like Harry ‘idk maybe snakes just do that sometimes’ potter would know
#harry potter#harry potter fandom#hp#fred weasley#george weasley#angelina johnson#george x Angelina#yule ball
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Prewett twins hc bc I need more of them
-identical twins (i know in cannon they’re brothers but it’s better this way)
-Fabian’s older by seven minuets
-Gideon was the more serious of the two, but they’re energies bounced off each other well
-Identical but never had to play it up, Gideon’s hair was longer, Fabian always wore a million bracelets, small things that made them different
-still completed sentences and had mental conversations ( magical twins)
-Absolute menaces to ‘Little Mol-Molls’
Gryphindors(they tried to take death eaters in a 5v2 ofc they’re gryphindors)
-Gideon was gay, Fabian straight, they constantly teased one another about it
-about once a year for three years in a row they would get into a real fight around Easter , this was so predictable they faked having it for two years after on easter
-called each other ‘gid’ and “fay’
-Bill and Percy’s favorite uncle was Gideon, Charlie’s was Fabian, the rest don’t remember the two of them
-Menaces at Hogwarts as well, but only did large scale pranks
-the reason magic carpets are banned in magical Brittan (never proven guilty)
-Pranks included: making everyone wake up in different beds in different house dormitories, stealing the house points hourglass, sending 100 letters to professor mcgonagall from the owlery at breakfast (banned for the rest of the term), making Flitwicks toupee dance, anti-gravity spells in corridors, hosting toboggan races down the moving stairs, inter-house after dark quidditch games that sadly didn’t nt carry over as there were a lot more racists in new generations, taking aging potion and sitting at the staff table, replacing Binns and HoM teacher (lesson was excellent 10/10), trying to enchant the sorting hat to put kids in house prewett and turn their hair ginger, ACTUALLY SUCCEEDED AND ARTHER NEVER DID MANAGE TO GET HIS HAIR BACK TO BROWN, replacing owls in owlery with tropical birds trained to deliver letters (only went wrong when a staff member who’s owl was already out tried to use one), making Molly’s birthday a school-wide event, spiking the pumpkin juice with various harmless potions for fun, switching quidditch robe colors while players were playing to sow confusion, once banned from quidditch stealing the cup, charming the oldest crustiest brooms to look like their owners and stitching them out, stealing every single chair in the entire building and the sequel, stealing every table in the castle, enchanting cockatrice to play marching band, chanting the lyrics of the schools song, ‘general mischief ’,
-best friends with Zerioch Zonko
-played chaser (rip the third guy)
-Gid had a dragon tattoo among others on his arm,
-Fabian would let his nephews draw on him
-Died minutes apart, clutching each other
-Fabian died first, Gideon felt it and followed seven minutes later
-‘worst seven minutes of my life’
-watched over all their nephews and placed bets on their houses
-befriended James and the like in heaven
-fully supportive of their twin nephews
-the first people Fred saw when he got off the train in heaven
-fox patronus, coyote animagus forms (only learned how to transform after death)
-tried to look after their dead nephew but it was hard some days
-Greeted their little sister when she finally passed
#harry potter fandom#Weasley family#prewett twins#fabian prewett#gideon prewett#mauraders generation#Prewett family#harry potter headcanon
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#harry potter fandom#harry potter#hp#weasley family#the ancient and most noble house of black#black family#the order of the phoenix
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#harry potter#harry potter fandom#harry potter next generation#lilly luna potter#hp#Harry Potter poll#mauraders#hp next gen#dead gay wizards#the golden trio#golden trio era
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and if I said transmasc James Potter then what?
#Specifically in t4t jilly#So sick of giving the twink the trans headcannons#End the the feminization of regulous balck 2024 he was a bastard#harry potter fandom#trans james potter#james potter#james x lily#james x regulus
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Harry Potter and the cursed child but it’s the golden trio being so confused at what their kids get up to bc they grew up as child soldiers and don’t know what a normal childhood is but they’re trying their very best
#harry potter#hp#harry potter next generation#cursed child#hermione granger#ron weasley#albus severus potter#james potter ii#lilly luna potter
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harry potter au where everything is the same but dumbledore’s army is disguised as a basketball team
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where are those ‘bring everyone back from the dead fics to feel soemthing’ ? I’ve only found maybe ten good ones, there’s gotta be more
#I know for a fact you lot wrote more#It’s not a preticularly good trope I just need to feel something#harry potter fandom#harry potter#hp#sirius black#fred weasley#remus lupin#nymphadora tonks
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I know people hc that Fred II and Roxanne are the next generation of Weasley twins but I always imagine it as Molly and Lucy. Percy watched Fred die, so emotional damage, and identical or not, he would still know to raise his daughters like different people without as much pressure of ‘the Weasley twins’ on them. It follows the pattern of the sibling of the twins having the next generation.
Screw it, rant time. You can tell which gen people prefer by how they characterize the next gen. Rose isnt the next Hermionie, Hugo isnt just another Ron, Albus isnt Regulous, Scorbus isnt Drarry or Jegulous for that matter. Most importantly, kids named after dead people arent those people. The pressure of having to live up to James Potter, Sirius Black, and Fred Weasley isnt going to shape these kids into them.
Imagine it like this: Mcgonagall sees the names James Sirius, Fred II, Teddy Lupin, and thinks it’s all over. But James is a good kid, he likes being liked. He plays Quidditch, but isn’t obsessed with it. They pull the occasional prank, but it’s nothing ingenious. They grew up on stories of the mauaders, prewetts and Weasley how can you blame them. Teddy tutors younger-years, James makes non-magical maps for first-years, Fred’s fireworks are the silent type as to not wake anyone. All is well.
Then Lilly Luna Potter strolls in, followed closely by the next generation of twins. Lily’s in Slytherin, Molly in Gryphindor and Lucy in Ravenclaw, though Mcgonagall finds herself questioning it twice a week. They have access to three common rooms, the RoR, Lilly nicks the Mauaders map from James three weeks in, Albus lets them borrow the invisibility cloak. Gravity is reversed in the great hall, everyone’s dragonhide gloves are filled with itching powder, thornless roses block corridors, hundreds of marbles are released down the staircases. Mcgonagall writes to Percy twice to confirm he only has two children because Argus keeps swearing there are four, one in each house.
It’s a miracle to see any of them wearing the correct tie, Huffelpuff tries to stay out of it, a ‘war’ starts between the entire house of Ravenclaw and Slytherin that ends with a school-wide assembly because oh my gods its all the geniuses of the school going to war the Gryphindors and Huffelpuffs need to actually learn. Molly plays Beater for Ravenclaw, Lily takes Teddys job of commentator. In third year Iily and Alice Longobottom take polyjuice so there actually are four of them during Christmas dinner, Rose has never looked so afraid.
Molly gets every detention, though probably split them 50/5o with Lucy. Lucy’s record is perfect as a Result, she makes prefect. A mistake. She catches a group of muggleborns trying to set up Wi-Fi and actively helps them. Lily finds out she inherited Parseltounge from her dad in fifth year, they of course turn the Chamber of Secrets into a lounge (their parents had the baskalisk cleared out) Most letters send home say: ‘Something has happened, we cant prove it was your daughter, but who else could train two hundred garden snakes to follow Albus around so kids stop picking on him’
#Molly Lucy and Lilly are the menaces#Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk#harry potter#harry potter fandom#hp#molly weasley ii#Lucy Weasley#lilly luna potter#hp next gen#harry potter next generation#minerva mcgonagall
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the main difference being: Scorbus actually like and talk to one another, something Drarry and Jegulus cannot have
Jegulus and Drarry shippers act like Scorbus is the same ship when there are some pretty noticeable differences.
(it’s canon and both participants are emo losers)
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