#its done holt shit

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Title: If I only could, I'd make a deal with God (and I'd get Him to swap our places)

Fandom: Ordem Paranormal: Quarentena

Relationships: Diego Thalles & Emília | Emi

Summary: A look at Diego and Emi's relationship, and how it evolves.

Words: 13,120

A/N: Work based on this post I made. I went feral, so it's a long one, hope you enjoy <33

[love-songs-for-emma]

am i going to single-handedly create a fandom about jay holt from the video game "as dusk falls"? i just fuckin might

[bluecoolr]

@raccoonspooky how dare you hide your hilarious and extremely valid takes in the tags 🤣🤣

him blowing up my house as revenge for my tumblr blogging crimes

[pidges-lost-robot]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIDGE GUNDERSON i mean katie holt-

OH SHIT IS IT THE BIRTHDAY GIRLS BIG DAY?! I didn't even know wow, fake voltron fan I am

all my favourite art ive done of the little weirdo

and this interaction cause its still the funniest thing i ever drew of her:

[spghtrbry]

For me the most traumatizing bcs episode is still 3x7 because idk theres something so evil about seeing a character that is essentially Not A Bad Guy (and we fucking know hes not a bad guy weve seen him try and try and try to change for better throughout the whole fucking show) getting his life completely ruined, and at first i was like “oh this is sad :(“ but then i saw that scene where he cried his eyes out in that stupid office talking about his brother that hates him and his gal that is disappointed in him and all that stuff and then he left the office with that manic smile because he knew fully well what hed just done and holt shit man i cried so hard after that episode. i swear to Gd i was sobbing for like 5 hours straight. I dont know man something about that one scene. That godawful smile. and i still felt sorry for him i still liked him as a character but its like at that exact moment he deceived ME personally because he was genuinely trying to be a good person and do no wrong yada yada and then its like he nullified it all with that one thing he did to Chuck in 3x7. and fuck the worst thing is that he knew it too and he did suffer because of that later he surely did suffer because of that all the way through. and yeah ofc i didnt feel so sad abt that scene later when i moved on and continued watching the show. but man that fucking night. i was HEARTBROKEN!!!!

[blue-sadie]

The Ones I Don't Remember

Moon System x Wife Reader

Series Masterlist

Prt 1 of the Different Versions Series

Summary: waiting is more tiring then being together, what changed was it you or him?

Warning: car crash

Yn/3rd person pov

I huffed lightly as I played with the cold food on my plate, I was waiting for him but I knew it was a lost cause my eyes lazily moved over the clean apartment that I cleaned and decorated for this very special occasion.

I'd be lucky to even get a 'looks good' from one of them, I sighed dropping my fork onto the plate running my hands over my face "I'm so tired" I whispered the feeling of hurt crowding my heart again I let my hands fall to my sides as I got up rolling my shoulders to rid of the stress.

I picked up the two full plates of food putting them into his microwave and grabbing a few containers to put away the left overs, my phone buzzed with a notification but I ignored it putting the leftovers into the fridge, it buzzed a few more times before it turned into my ring tone echoing through the apartment.

I closed my eyes taking a deep breath before picking it up "hel-" I spoke but got interrupted by his rigid breathing "come pick me up" he muttered I already know who was talking.

"Marc w-" he didn't let me finish my sentence before hanging up another notification was him sending me his location "unbelievable" I let out a forced laugh as I rolled my eyes.

I grabbed my keys and coat taking my time to get to my car, he made me wait so I'm making him wait, I sighed getting into the car putting the key in with a click the radio started to play softly as I turned the car on, the soft tones slightly calming me down.

I pulled out the parking of his building only glancing at my phone for directions "on our fucking anniversary" I spat my knuckles turning white as I gripped the steering wheel.

It was 30 minutes to get to Marc's location it was in the outskirts of the city, it was a dimly lit road only surrounded by a few abandoned buildings I couldn't see anything in till I squinted looking carefully I saw the wreckage of about 6 cars the puddles of blood but no bodies.

"What the fuck" I muttered bringing the car into a holt "what have you done" I whispered unbuckling my seat belt and climbed out looking at the damage that has been down.

"Finally" I jumped as he landed infront of me his suit overed in blood and his mask was off his face littered in splats of blood and tiny cuts "what the fuck happened" I muttered gesturing to the mess.

"That's none of your concern" he grumbled as he rounded the car to get to the other side "kinda is when your covered in blood" I muttered my anger slowly raising as we climbed  into the car.

"Its not mine so it shouldn't matter" he sighed using one of his hands to run a hand over his face leaning on the car door his eyes staring dead ahead.

I bit the inside of my cheek holding back on my anger "but why tonight" I asked my voice bearly louder then a whisper he huffed turning his head towards me his eyes glaring holes in the side of my head.

"Yea like I can tell a God to wait till tomorrow" he muttered, my heart pinged with pain 'but you used to do that' I thought back to the good times before everything turned to shit.

The date nights he planned, to him showing up at my work with 2 dozen roses and my favorite coffee or when he forgot a date the lengths he went through to make it up to me what changed?

I glanced at him my eyes filled with hurt "what happened to us" I murmured my voice slightly wavering he dropped his head growling in annoyance "let's not talk about this yn" he didn't even use my nickname anymore.

My eyes glazed over with tears as I bit my lip "we have to talk about it sometime" he groaned as I spoke again I could see him clench his fists tightly "we could work this o-".

"Just stop ok" I tensed as he raised his voice at me "there's nothing to fix because it can't be ok" he seethed with anger a silent cry rippled through my body and I turned my head away so he couldn't see my tears but that's when I saw it.

"Marc" I murmured but he didn't answer "marc" I said making him shout again "wha-" but he couldn't finish a car had rammed into us hard making us swerve into the barrier "fuck" I cried out in pain as the indent squished my leg and my head collided with the door.

Marc's eyes stared at me with concern and pain of his own but he didn't speak "Marc d-dont leave me" I cried as he got out "no" he yelled and another impact made the car flip over the barrier.

I screamed out as the car rolled only stopping with it came into contact with a tree landing upside down I cried out more as the metal dug into my leg my blood running dripping onto the roof beside my head.

I looked around trying to look for something to help me pry me out but there was nothing "marc" I yelled but started coughing soon after my lungs felt like they were collapsing.

My eyes started becoming hazy and my mind foggy I must have lost alot of blood I reached out my hand to grab a hold of the metal that was impaling my leg, I screamed out as I slowly pulled it out of my leg with my remaining strength.

"Fuck" I yelled the pain and blood only increasing "yn" I heard marc called and his thundering footsteps fast approaching "yn" his voice was filled with panic as he came to a stop at my door.

He pulled open the door his breath hitching as he saw my state he carefully kneeled down beside me pushing his arms underneath me, I cried out in pain as he lifted me up.

I heard him speak but the words were muffled "t-tired" I whimpered my eyes becoming more heavier with each passing second, the only good thing was the pain was slowly subsided my eyes slowly fluttered shut.

"Stay with me stay with me don't you dare close your eyes"

[ot3]

tangentially related to 30 rock... i just finished watching girls5eva because its the level of sitcom that's fine for me to watch while working and someone brouht it up in my inbox a week or so ago. but when i saw the tiny fey EP credit i was like ahhh okay that makes sense.

showrunner of girls5eva was meredith scardino who was a writer on kimmy schmidt, which also tracks. the 30 rock dna is really trickling down through those shows and i can't tell if its getting weaker as it goes or if its just that since this style of humor is no longer novel it doesnt hit as well

girls5eva was fine i watched the whole thing (i accidentally started on season 3 and did not realize until it was finished. i dont know why netflix decided to start this show at season 3 for me when i hadnt watched the previous ones?) and it definitely had some funny moments but i felt it just like it wasn't quite getting where it needed to humor-wise for me. like all of the ribbing about the horrible misogyny and shit that was just Everywhere in the 00s was fun but i think over all just nothing about it was fresh in a way it would have needed to be to make the show stand out

i never finished kimmy schmidt but i do remember it being pretty funny. havnet watched it since the first few seasons were originally airing, maybe ill go back and do that to compare. but theres also something to be said for how much shorter every show has to be now. girls5eva is 3 seasons with 22 episodes total (dont know if its getting a 4th but it's still listed as 2021- on everywhere), kimmy schmidt was 4 seasons with 51 episode. meanwhile 30 rock had 7 seasons and 139 ! episodes. that's a pretty fucking significant difference. so it may be that just having more leeway to throw spaghetti at the wall gives you the chance to be funnier.

im not exactly tapped in to the sitcom market but i feel like it's been probably around a decade since we've gotten a new one that's really managed to produce what i view as stand-out and novel humor. definitely the best one since 30 rock has been community, but i also do think brooklyn 99 managed to really nail a lot of good Bits even if the way it made people act was intolerable a lot of the time. captain holt you will always be famous. but other than those 2 i don't think anything really groundbreaking has been done in the US sitcom landscape since the aughts

im sorry abbott elementary stans its perfectly enjoyable television but it's just like Doing a Parks and Rec again which was in turn Doing An Office But Twee itself.

[thefandom-casserole]

Episode 50 Notes-

Very very excitedddddd

Eeeeeeeeeeee abhhhha ahhansnsnsnsnsndg

This intro 😭 

The dolphinsssssss 

I have no idea what just happened in that intro omg

Taylor is a demon!!!! Taylor hasn’t hit demon puberty yet — how did Nicky get it then???

Taylor Teen Fact: Taylor used to do the chocolate for his baseball team going door to door. But, his mom just bought them all instead

TAYLOR DID BASEBALL

I NEED TO WEITE SOMETHING ABOUT THAT

:> he did all the last names!!

Linc Teen Fact: Linc cleans up for his parents every single morning (both of them think the other one did it). Linc wakes up really early in the morning 

Normal Teen Fact: Normal also sold chocolates and offered to sell way too much of them, couldn’t do it (and because it’s not vegan chocolate his family can’t even buy it!) and now is in debt

Scary Larry Fact: Larry is based off of a tweet on a reply to Elon Musk (Larry is not from the school) 

Scary Teen Fact: Before the release of her album she was going to release a musical (a soft boy musical, but then she realized it was just Dear Evans Hansen)

Larry Fact pt.2: Larry’s favorite show is the Big Bang Theory because it deals with an important scientific principle

IT MIGHT BE THE FINAL EPISODE

I THINK NOT BECYASE ITS NOT LILE TRENDING IN THNBLR OR SOEMTHJNG

AND I THIBK PEIPLE WOULD HE DREKAING OYT MORE

BUT OMG

THE HEARTATTACK

I REACTED EXACTLY LIEK THEY DID

HOLT SBKT

WHAT IF JT IT THOUGH 

Anthony Fact: He should’ve come up with a different name than Daddy Master - Like chaperone or whatever (The rest of the cast disagreees)

They’re all still separated!!!!

Of course Normal thinks Larry’s cool 😭 

Omg all the Linc shippers are eating so far

Linc’s adamants towards Taylor, him wanting to find Scary, him actually being with Normal

Chester and Julia gave Linc therapy!!!

“Linc are you happy?” “No of course not, that’s a silly question nobody’s happy” SOBBING SOBJNG OKG OMG GRANT YOU FUCKWD THIS KNE UP SO BAD

(Obviously it was more than just that and that was a gross oversimplification but you understand what I’m getting at)

Lincccc :cccc

“I’m definitely broken” OMG LINC 

That glass analogy was so fucking good holy shit “And probably they’ll just throw it away because who wants to fix a glass” 

Hhhhhhhhhhhhh

Linc likes stickers!!!!!!!!

Matt Arnold is bringing it this episode

He wasn’t joking when he said that he was gonna get through it all

In a sense

A NAT ONE FROM TAYLOR

THERE WAS NEVER A WKRLD WHERE IT WASNT THAT OMG

I LOVE THAT SO MUCH

Into the papersssss into the papers (to the tune of into the thick of it)

Initiative to fight the Angel!!!!

This whole thing with the paper is reminding me of the fight with book castle when Ron disappeared into the books against Well Actually

I just paused the episode and listened to the trailer because I just realized I never listened to it 

Ahahahahahahahahah the background music in it though it’s lovely

Omg dude I never realized that Lark doesn’t mention Scary in the video because she wasn’t there!!!! Ayyyyy

Okay done with that back to the episode

Beth playing Larry is my new favorite thing now

She should just play Larry season three

I beg

Oooooo the throne’s empty!!!!

Larry should be king of hell

Larry reminds me of if Paeden was evil and annoying

What is it with Linc and Taylor and the sweet prince thing 😭 

I love them so much

The Swiftli shippers are eating this episodeeeee

Fancy Anthony voice

He was a pissomancer 

Omg

That’s insane

Piss boy Wilson’s again!!!!!

Heaven photoshopppp

INSPIRATION AYYYYY

A 22 😭 

Lincccccc linccccc

Angst episode :cccccc

Oooo Angel’s are yummy??

Taylorrrr nooooo

Taylor and his carts 😭I love him so much

Sisyphus just pushing a meatball up the hill 😭 😭 😭 

Nooooo this is one of my favorite bits

Linc loves his friends so much

God I fucking hate Willy

god god god he’s so gross

YOOOOO LARRY AND WILLY THATS INSANE

OMG OMG OMG

WILLY’S DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET HOLY SHIT AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

If they got Willy in the paper sea I wonder what would happen

“I tried to kill my son”

“I will do anything to not be submerged in water ever again”

“I did not have sex with Marilyn Monroe, I could not get it up so I stood there and had her sing things to me for a couple hours so I jerked off”

FUCK WILLY FUCK WILLY

FUCK WILLY

DOOD’S DEEPEST SECRET IM LOOSING MT MIND

“I’m scared”

Dood babyyyyyy

THEYRE STILL A BAD GURL AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

LARRY LARRY LARRY 

I BELIVE IN YOU

AWWWWW

Dood babyyyyy nooooooo

“This isn’t your fault Dood”

“No I think it is”

LINC OH NOOOOO

I cannot believe Taylor convinced Vince to change his name

Taylor Swift the piss genius

Freddie’s voice as Taylor was backtracking made me laugh way way too hard way to much that’s insane

It always was gonna be piss between them all

Omg

Of course

Of course

MERCEDES YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

AYYYYYYYYYY IM SO EXCITEDDDDD

ABUELITAAAA

She’s a JO crystal witch!!!!

She pulls out a gunnnn

Wowwww they found each other!!!

MERCEDES SHOOTS HIM NOOOOO

AND THEY ENDED THE EPUSODE TF

Wow that was such a good fucking episode 

HERO SHOULD GET TO KILL THEM BTW

If Willy isn’t taking girls seeiouslyyyyyyy

I don’t say it enough but On Our Way makes me want to violently sob every time I hear it

[loadedberetta]

the wolf is not to blame // Ghost x Reader (fem no body desc)

cw implied non-con, general dark woods vibe, intimidation, hunter-prey dynamics

1.2k words

She registered the pair of boots sitting by the foot of the dresser like a parasite latched onto its host. They'd been there for weeks. Two weeks almost exactly, since Simon moved out, rather stormed out of the apartment one night after a particularly nasty fight. They burned the decaying remnants of their relationship, and argued over the fire, streaks of the greenish-red flames illuminating their true faces.

She'd also found a jumper in the laundry basket that she couldn't touch for the life of her. As if roots grew around it and pulled it down to the bottom of the hamper, turning it into rot and moss, somehow sustaining her while simultaneously plaguing her every growing sprout of potential happiness.

Still, she couldn't rid her sweet garden, the lovely place she retreated to each night of his belongings.

She half-expected for him to return, and convinced herself to keep the items around.

Even when a lone trespasser stumbled upon her carefully curated eden and plucked her ripe fruits right when they were the most supple and sweet, leaving behind empty apple cores strewn around the patch and nasty bootmarks in his wake, as he left just as quickly as he intruded into the dense woods on a whim.

- And the time Simon returned, couldn't have come soon enough. She knew it was coming, the crisp air around her had already whispered about him to her. When the three knocks on the front door resonated in the home, she wasn't even surprised. She opened the door to find Simon waiting in the hallway. He spoke before she could. "'m looking for a jumper and a pair of boots. Must 'ave left 'em here."He grumbled in his gruff voice, avoiding her gaze.

She sighed and opened the door more. "Be quick about it." That's all she told him before he walked past her, hands in pockets, hood of his sweater still up.

He disappeared into the bedroom quickly before emerging with the pair of boots. "The jumper?" He asked noncommittally and waited for her to reply with a tilt of his head.

"Laundry." She answered a little breathy, unsure why she was short of air. Him disappearing in the bathroom pulled her from her thoughts and she followed. She stood still in the doorway and looked up at him, only to see that he was holding a foreign piece of clothing in his hand.

"Whose is this?" He asked almost accusingly. Her face hardened and she snatched the garment from him. "None of your concern." She replied while she exited the bathroom and threw the item on the bed to hide her embarrassment about letting him find it, hoping the fabric of the covers would swallow the piece of cloth like a wet pile of leaves disappear a small corpse of an animal.

She couldn't see his hardening expression, lips pressed into a thin line as he stared at the place she disappeared from.

"You done packing?" She asked when she returned, trying to shift the topic from the obvious. Leaning against the doorframe, she crossed her arms and looked up at him, expecting an answer.

He reached into the laundry basket and pulled out the jumper he came for; "I'm not going anywhere." Came his reply, along with a stern, almost meditating look at her.

"You don't live here anymore, Simon. Now get your shit and leave." She retorted, trying to hold her ground, but starting to slip on the mossy, muddy ground and rapidly losing her footing in the dense, wet holt he summoned around her with his words.

"You were with someone." His mouth barely moved with his words, yet their weight sat heavily on her shoulders like vines growing on her unrelenting.

"None of your damn business." She hissed at him, feeling cornered by his presence.

"Someone spent the night here." He stated the obvious. Someone breached his territory.

"What happens then?" She scoffed audibly, but it sounded too desperate to be believable. "You don't own me anymore, Simon."

He chuckled darkly, maybe how she imagined a fox to laugh. "Foolish of you to think tha'…" He sighed pensively and moved ever so slightly closer to her. "Do you have any idea how much of a stupid fuckin' idea it was, to let anyone else touch you?"

His voice dripped with sarcasm, much like a prey animal's saliva hangs from its teeth when they sense the addictive aroma of fear filling the air the closer they creep to their helpless victims.

"You had your chance, and you messed it up." Her hands gripped the doorframe behind her as she felt Simon's suffocating presence close in on her.

He scoffed, bearing his fangs. "You think I'm the reason we broke up? That just proves my point, pet." He accentuated the derogatory name he used, which made her flinch. His brows shot up slightly as he continued; "Everything that happened was your fault. You pushed me away, the only person who seemed to care about you… for someone who leaves the moment they get their feed from you? I took you to be better than that, but I guess I was wrong…" He practically drawled, metaphorically licking at the supple pink of her skin before biting down on a vital vein.

"Get out." She managed to force it out of her mouth as Simon towered over her. She would have been too embarrassed for him to sense just how much of an effect she had on him. "I don't want to hear it." She said, squeezing her eyes closed, her hand in the air pointing toward the front door.

"Just because I'm right?" He smirked and tilted his head slightly again. "Look at you, you can't even deny it, pet." He was standing over her at this point, belittling her with solely his broad, muscular figure that seemed to be covered in dark, dark fur that furrowed in excitement and wrath equally.

"Oh fuck off…" She turned away from her, feet rooted in place by a nefarious rush of an emotion vaguely similar to zeal, danger close to triggering her fight or flight response. "Why are you suddenly so interested in what I'm feeling?" She squeezed the words past her lips with her eyes screwing shut.

"I'm interested in what you're not feeling… and that is me." He leaned in, face only inches from hers, his hot breath fanning over her exposed jugular. "If I'm a joke to you, why are you still afraid of me?" He growled at her, donning a wolfish grin she didn't dare observe, as it was already plastered on the insides of her lids.

"Simon, please leave." She whispered. "Leave before I make you leave." Her terrified, delicious scent slowly crept up his searchingly flaring nostrils.

He laughed that small muted laugh that reminded her of a hyena almost; condescending and mocking.

"You can't make me." He took a final step toward her, closing the last stride between them and enclosing her in his vicious space. "I'm not going anywhere, don't worry." He soothed her with his venom while snaking his hand up to her face, where he cupped her cheek with a bruising strength, pressing her flesh onto her teeth, making her wince. "I'll always be here for you, even if you don't want me to."

so yeah- I don't think I should string this idea any further, it sits right with me as is. feral possessive Simon will always have my heart.

[friendlyneighbornerd]

Monster High Characters as things me and my friends have said or done part 2!:

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Holt: PUT UP THINE DUKES SIRE! I SHALL UNLEASH MY MOST POWERFUL ATTACK!!!!!!! *Punches Heath's arm hurting his wrist in the process* OH GOD HE'S TOO POWERFUL!!!!! *Runs screaming*

Heath who was about to ask him if he knew where a rubber band was: ???????????

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Deuce watching Clawd eat a kitkat without breaking it apart first: god is dead you killed him and I'm gonna go join him

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Cleo: I may have girl bossed past the sun

Clawdeen: Isn't it "I may have girl bossed too close to the sun"?

Cleo: No I girl bossed past the sun my ego has started getting bigger with every insult this is not how its supposed to work

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Jackson: Ya know I think my depression may be gone

Heath:

Jackson:

Heath:

Heath: Jackson your sitting on the edge of a fucking roof

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Lagoona: I don't know about y'all but I'm having a great time

Frankie: Lagoona.... the house is flooded

Lagoona: Exactly! Free pool

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Draculara: I collect transgenders like pokemon cards!

Clawdeen: What???

Cleo playing candy land with Deuce, Abbey, Frankie, Viperine and Lagoona: She collects transgenders like pokemon cards

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Jackson: We're all queer right? cool

Clawd: I'm not

Deuce: Clawd describe the monster that sits two seats to the left of you in your clawculus class?

Clawd: Hot

Deuce: Heath what's the gender of the monster that sits two seats to the left of Clawd in your clawculus class?

Heath looking up from his phone with no context: Last time I checked he was a guy

Jackson: Alright so we're all queer-

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Deuce: *detailed explanation about gorgons in greek myth*

Clawd: Why did you have to bring up greek mythology

Heath: I wasn't expecting this dude

Deuce: SHUSH! anyway blood drawn from the left side of a gorgons body is instant death while blood drawn from the right-

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Heath frantically crawling away: GET THAT OBJECT OF PURE EVIL AWAY FROM ME

Deuce: It's a fucking croissant

Heath: EXACTLY! NOW GET IT AWAY FROM ME

Deuce, way to sleep deprived for this shit pointing the croissant he was eating at Heath: Avada Kedavra-

[boopernatural]

i just finished a brooklyn rewatch and i will always love this show, though god it hurts andre isn't here.

a penny for your thoughts on things floating in my mind if you are still engaged at all. and no worries if not

how do you think amy and holt do at police reform? successful? is success even possible?

how do you think the friendships change with them no longer all working together?

think jake and amy stay happily married forever?

think jake ever goes back to work?

STOP i was just rewatching b99 this week god its so good. i get the same way seeing andre now that he's gone it's so hard not to think about it :(

thoughts for free no pennies needed!!!

i think obvi in this fictional, idealistic world maybe they do make some good changes, if anyone can get it done its them (much more complicated issue irl tho ofc) they def hit roadblocks though

i think charles and jake maybe drift a bit because theyre both busy dads, but prob schedule time whenever they can to catch up just the two of them and do boiz shit. jake and rosa are both off the force so maybe they see each other a little more often, she's around and helps out with Mac and pretends she doesn't like it but secretly she's his favorite auntie. Def playdates with Terry's kids too

Holt and Kevin stay close by too and esp with Amy and Holt working so much together they def share dinners and some holidays like they always did and Kevin gets Mac his first classic literature novel for kids and Amy just about falls OUT while Jake and Mac look at each other like "ok but it's no Lorax"

Amy and Jake stay happily married forever and ever and ever because I say so <3

& I def see him going back to work once the kids are older! Even if not back to detective work, maybe a PI or something like Rosa did, or some sort of mentorship. Jake is not a person who can just be idle all his life and he definitely NEEDS to do some sort of work, so once the kids are taking care of themselves for the most part, he's definitely going to find something fulfilling outside the house

thanks for sending me this ask!!! rewatch and reread of fics commence smh

[mischiefxmuses]

Okay so mini event - My Bloody Valentines Day plotting/starter call. 

In this post I’ll lay out who they are paired with (will be updated on the 3rd when the random pairings get done). Pre paired plots are being discussed but this is sort of how they are reacting the the event and the magic. (I will add fc in case they are a doppleganger for plots.) Plot ideas are not the only plots. They are just ideas. 

(death, violence, flashing gif, weapons, blood, fire tw)

Like for plotting

comment for starter (with the muse you’d like the starter for)

if there is a line through it that means that plot has been filled.

Henry Creel (Jamie Campbell Bower) - Random Pairing with Sharon Carter (4/4) - Eddie, Daniela, Eleven, Stitch

Henry will fully embrace the magic and the chaos. He will not try and fight it. If anything he will lean into the feeling of anger and aggression. He thrives on chaos. He will not be helping, he will add fuel to the fire. He has no interest in his date anyway. Why not make their life hell?

plot ideas: someone to cause chaos with, he is likely to unalive someone or injure someone, minor injuries

Angel (David Corenswet) - Paired with Buffy (1/4) - Buffy

Imagine soulless angel, this will likely be him but he will be fighting it tooth and nail. The episode where he is tormented by visions of his victims. He will be on constant battle with himself. He won’t be fully soulless but it will be a fight between the two. Angel vs. Angelus. He will try to help those who need him while wanting to stay away from Buffy to not hurt her. He does not want to even come close to hurting her or risking her. He would chain himself up before he let himself near her. But he is very susceptible to magic.

plot ideas: helping him to stay away from buffy, someone he might bite or hurt in his rage, minor/major injuries, a full on fight, someone he saves

Billy Loomis (Thomas Doherty) - Random Pairing with Na Ji Na (1/4) - Josh 

Oh you’re not ready for this little shit. He’s embracing the chaos. He has a history for trying to murder partners so why not now? He is embracing ghostface, will probably wear the mask and just go nuts. He doesn’t care. (Except Sam. If he catches wind that she’s been hurt then he will lose it even more.) Its almost like the purge for him. 

plot ideas: minor/major injuries, someone he kills or hurts, any sort of victim, chaos buddies. 

Charles Xavier (James Mccavoy) - Paired with Ororo (1/4) - Elliot 

What if Charles was a villain. Bloody dangerous this man. He will have moments of clarity and not wanting to do what he is doing because he is strong. He might be the only one of mine to be able to snap himself out of it. But have a bit of villain charles first. In those moments of clarity he will help if possible. But he might switch quickly back to villain with his abilities being so in tune with everyone else.

plot ideas: minor injuries. someone who gets injured by him, someone who is with him when he snaps back and forth, someone keeping him away from Ororo. 

Cleo Mckinnon (Claire Holt) - Paired with Thor (0/4)

Cleo is not winning a fight against the god of thunder. Even with the magic she is smarter than that. So she might try and outwit him. She will not be fully bad, knowing that she does not want to hurt him. She will want to stay away from him as to protect them both. She doesn’t think she’d be strong enough to fight it. 

plot ideas: minor/major injuries, people she helps, people to keep her away from thor, death eaters she might join up with and cause a little chaos, doppleganger plots

Cordelia Goode (Jessica Chastain) - Paired with Alastor (0/4)

Supreme Witch Bitch. Magic that makes her a killer, not great. She’s got so much power at her command that if she thinks she wants to do something she will. She is likely to be hyper aware that she doesn’t want to hurt Alastor but it will be heart vs. mind. The magic of the event has her mind but in her heart she won’t want to harm Alastor. She will be very unpredictable. 

plot ideas: minor/major injuries, people she helps, someone she might ask to lock her up to keep her from Alastor, jessica chastain doppleganger plots

Dream (Tom Sturrige) - Randomly paired with Max Lightwood (1/4) - Max

If he is randomly paired, good luck. The king of dreams is not someone you want hunting you or trying to unalive you. He will be very susceptible to the magic. He will try to help others but will hyper fixate on his goal. 

If he isn’t. Then he will helping those who need him where possible. He could easily say he’s not getting involved in human affairs but with all the chaos and pain happening he would feel obligated. 

plot ideas: Minor injuries, unaliving someone, protecting people, he can send muses into a sleep if they don’t want to kill their partner 

Fleur Delacour Weasley (Amanda Seyfried) - Not affected - (1/4) - Vic

Her and Bill are going to try and stay out of it. Stay at home. Lock the door and not get involved. But of course she will be worried for her children. Worried about how long it will be like this. What is happening.

plot ideas: offering refuge for someone, helping someone, helping her look for he children, getting caught in crossfire 

Galadriel (Morfydd Clark) - Paired with Will Graham (0/4)

Galadriel has been toying the line between good and evil for a while now. So this is what she might look like if she had agreed to be at Sauron’s side. She will be fighting hard against it. With all her will and might to not hurt someone she cares about. But she might be pushed over the edge into villain Galadriel. 

plot ideas: someone to lock her up to prevent her from hurting will on her request, someone she helps protect, bad influences 

Harwin Strong (Colin O’Donoghue) - Paired with Rhaenrya Targaryen (0/4)

Harwin would fall on his own sword before hurting Rhaenyra. So he will be doing everything he can to fight it. Knowing how aggressive he can be and his skill set. He will be fighting the magic with every fibre of his being. He does not want to hurt them.

plot ideas: someone he asks to lock him up to not hurt anyone, someone he saves, someone he asks to kill him or knock him out so he can’t hurt rhaenyra

Hunter (Jason Momoa) - Paired with Rowena Ravenclaw (3/4) Heron, Rowena. Helena

Hunter has been trained to kill, what if order 66 had worked on him and he just became a ruthless fighter. Emotionless and set on one goal. “Good Soldiers follow orders.” He has a good hard and will have moments of clarity and fighting back but he will be very soldier on mission most of the time. 

plot ideas: adelaide kane doppleganger plot, minor injuries, someone he gets into a fight with, someone he saves (he is still a good person just has a mission), someone who joins him on his mission

Iorveth (Austin Butler) - Random pairing with Luke Skywalker (1/4) - Luke Skywalker

There was a reason that Iorveth was feared back at home. Because he can be ruthless and uncaring. If he has his heart set on something he intends to see it through and it is very hard to waver him from his path. It takes a lot of convincing. Lethal. 

plot ideas: someone he saves, someone who joins him on his hunt, minor injury, someone he injures 

Jorah Mormont (Aaron Tveit) - Paired with Daeneyrs Targaryen (0/4)

Like Harwin, Jorah’s loyalty is so strong that in moments of clarity he would want to take himself out in order to protect his queen. He will try and help people where he can. Wanting to stay away from Daenerys. He will be looking for Drogon as well to make sure he is safe.

plot ideas: Someone he asks to kill him or severely injure him to protect daenerys, minor/major injury, someone he helps and protects, someone helping him to find his son

Kirby Reed (Penelope Mitchell) - Paired with Randy Meeks (2/4) - Randy, Jill

What if Kirby had picked up the ghostface mask? She is going to lose touch with the kind and lovable kirby and be incredibly dangerous. All bets are off. She is set on Randy needing to die. She will see it through. Don’t get in her way. Final girl. Done. She does still have her medical training so can help people.

plot ideas: someone who gets in her way, someone to pair up with, someone she helps, penelope mitchell doppleganger plots

Loki Laufeyson (Tom Hiddleston) - Paired with Diana Prince (2/4) - Diana, Natasha

One thing to say about Loki is he is very goal orientated. He cares about Diana a lot and lost her once, unsure he can bare it again. But he does not want to be controlled by anyone or anything ever again after what Thanos did to him. He will be fighting the magic tooth and nail. Will he succumb to the magic and be a killer once again or does Loki get to be a hero? 

plot ideas: someone he helps, he can create an illusion of someone’s victim that they can ‘kill’?, someone to help him stay away from Diana, someone he might hurt on accident in one of his switches

Xavier Thorpe (Grant Gustin) - Paired with Wednesday Addams (0/4)

Its a game right? Trying to kill your date? It’s just sort of how it works with Wednesday right? To him its a game. Like tag almost. He wants to win the game. His paintings are coming to life around him because of the lack of control he has over his abilities

plot ideas: people he convinces to join in on the game to find wednesday, someone hurt by one of his paintings coming to life, jenna ortega dopplegangers, grant gustin dopplegangers

Peter Hale (Ben Barnes) - Paired with Beverly Marsh (2/4) - Beverly, Tatum

Peter Hale is one dangerous son of a bitch. The last thing he wants to do is to hurt Bev. But he will almost be full werewolf mode a lot of the time. He will want to be kept away from her because he knows if he is allowed near her he will kill her. And he cannot do that, no matter how much the magic makes him want to. Be ready for fights with him because he will fight back even if he has asked to be kept away from Beverly the magic will make him fight to get at her. 

plot ideas: someone who chains him up to stay away from beverly, someone he unalives in his rage, minor/major injuries, abigail cowen dopplegangers, an alpha he unalives and becomes an alpha

Rabastan Lestrange (Daniel Gillies) - Paired with Cissy Black (0/4)

Bash is evil, straight up he will fight anyone. But he refuses to hurt Cissy. He promised himself that he would never let any harm come to her and if he is that danger he will do what he can to remove himself. He might try and distract himself by causing chaos elsewhere but he will be dangerous, hoping that violence elsewhere might prevent him from wanting to hurt the woman he loves. 

plot ideas: someone who locks him up to prevent him from hurting cissy, someone to cause chaos to distract him, someone he injures/unalives, major/minor injuries, someone he tortures

Satine Kryze (Nicole Kidman) - Paired with Obi Wan Kenobi (0/4)

So long pacifist Satine. She has gone fully back to her youth of being a mandalorian fighter. The one who got the job done. She will be dangerous, there was a reason she put down her blaster and became a politician because when she fired her blaster, someone died. It is mind vs heart again. She could never imagine wanted to hurt her dearest friend. So she will do what she can to stay away from him because she has a good heart. 

plot ideas: someone she requests to keep her away from Obi Wan, someone she helps, someone she over refuge too, someone she injures, minor/major injuries

Silco (Tom Ellis) - Paired with Sarra Palpatine (2/4) Gwen, Jinx

Silco does not want to go after Sarra, surprisingly he quite enjoys her company and does not want her dead. But the magic... he will be fighting back as much as possible to not hurt her. He knows how dangerous he can be when he is set on a goal and will see it through. He will be fighting tooth and nail to not hurt her, that anger might lash out at others though. He doesn’t want to be a villain. He will also be looking for Jinx and Tyler. Make sure she is alright and safe. And to make sure Tyler is alright. 

plot ideas: someone he requests to lock him up, someone he injures, someone he helps, someone who helps him look for his daughter, someone he lashes out at

Sion Val Palpatine (Brenton Thwaites) - Paired with Ciri (2/4) Samara, Sarra

He is my sweet boy!! Stop hurting my sweet boy!! Sion has a good heart, he doesn’t want to hurt anyone but he also is Cosinga’s son and Sheev’s little brother meaning he has the capacity for a lot of anger and aggression. He will have moments of clarity in his rage where he will be completely broken and scared of himself. He does not want to hurt Ciri, he likes her. But he is also worried about losing a sibling again with everything happening. 

plot ideas: florence pugh dopplegangers, someone who finds a very injured sion, someone he helps, someone who is with him when he snaps in and out of it, someone who saves him

Tenel Ka Djo (Katherine Mcnamara) - Paired with Jacen Solo (0/4)

What if Tenel Ka Djo went sith? That is it really. She still has a good heart but she is a fighter. She will not let anyone get in the way of her making sure her daughter is alright (if she cannot find her she might be convinced that its Caedus in front of her and not Jacen who did something to Allana). She will help others still but might be quite set on not letting Caedus hurt her family again. 

plot ideas: someone who helps her look for Allana, Jacob Elordi Dopplegangers, minor/major injuries, someone she helps

Thea Queen (Willa Holland) - Randomly Paired with lillian deville (0/4) 

She was bloodthirsty once, she will be bloodthirsty again. She doesn’t care about her partner, they have to die. It’s that simple in her mind and she will see it through. She might cause some trouble along the way but no one tells her what to do. 

plot ideas: someone who causes a little chaos  with her, willa holland doppleganger plot, someone she saves, someone she hurts, minor/major injury

Toothless (Joseph Quinn) Not participating 

 Thank goodness he’s not because he could be very dangerous if put into a position where his instinct was back on to just kill. So he will be helping others. Using his powers to protect. He will also be looking for his daughter and Light to make sure they are okay. 

Plot ideas: joseph quinn doppleganger plots, minor injuries, someone he saves, someone who helps him look for his family, someone he offers refuge too

Yennefer of Vengerberg (Anya Chalorta) - Paired with Geralt of Rivia - (2/4) - Ciri, Geralt 

Yen has just got Geralt back. She does not want to hurt him so she will do what she can to stay away from him, she will be constantly fluctuating between control and wanting to kill Geralt especially when around him. She does have a good heart and does want to help instead of destroy. But if she loses herself completely it could end with a lot of fire. 

plot ideas: someone she saves, someone she hurts, minor/major injury, a member of the white house she is protecting, 

Ygritte (Lindsey Morgan) - Paired with Jon Snow (1/4) - Jon

She loves Jon, of course she does but she is aggressive and a fighter. She will fall victim to the magic easily and just want to hunt Jon down. Her hunter instincts will take over and she will be goal orientated. Causing some chaos and destruction in her way. 

plot ideas: someone she saves, someone to cause chaos with her, minor/major injury, someone to help her hunt

[winderlylandchime]

2/2Now the heartbreaking Britin scene is up ‘he’s helping him. This is why you need to tell him Brian! Take your own fucking advice, a man needs to know when to ask for help and bro, cancer is one of those times! *pauses tv* wait. Is that Brian’s shirt he’s wearing? *looks at me all sad* is he wearing Brian’s shirt? Please answer me (i tell him yeah) *closes his eyes and takes a deep breath* oh this is going to hurt me. Look at him undressing him and taking care of him. This is killing me. He better be okay! *He is now dead silent, with tears in his eyes watching as Brian talks about Ibiza* i need him to be okay. This is fucking bullshit. Fuck cancer.’ *he is now even more teary eyed as he watches Justin hold Brian and then he just pauses it on them and looks at me* ‘okay this is a seriously sad scene and my heart is breaking right now but also….literally me. Even the white shirt is accurate, just write Team Brian on it and there’s me, hugging Brian as if he’s never done anything wrong in his life’ (this made me laugh so hard btw because he’s actually right. Hes even wearing the shirt now. It is the most accurate representation he couldve thought of) ‘i get Michael wants to respect his wishes but Justin is right, he’s his partner. That’s different. They live together…wait do they? Where the fuck does Justin live? Anyway, theyre together 24/7, he is seeing a different side of Brian than Mike. So like if Mike wants to be quiet and honor his wishes, okay but Justin should tell him’ ‘EMMETT AND CARL! I like this. Come on Carl, go to Deb and make up for whatever you did that pissed me off and i forgot about already’ and we are at that scene of Mikey and Brian ‘i wish this was Brian and Justin instead. Of course he will be at the premiere as Justins plus one. Idiot. I love Brian so much but dude, why would Brian’s footprints be at the theater when its you and Justin that made Rage (michael starts crying about Brian and tells him he knows) what the fuck is going on? NO. DUDE. WHAT WAS ALL THAT BULLSHIT ABOUT HONORING HIS WISHES BEFORE? YOU FUCKING TRAITOR. YOU DUMBASS! YOU FUCKING MORONIC IDIOT. I GET HES SAD AND SCARED BUT FUCKING MORON. HE WAS ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY AND NOW HE PULLS THIS SHIT. (He tells justin knows) *pauses tv and takes a deep breath and looks at me* Remember how that one time dad said that if he wanted to kill himself he would just jump from my confidence to my IQ? Yeah, i feel the same way about Mike right now *presses play* Oh Brian is pissed. Why does he look pissed about Justin knowing but not Michael?’ ‘oh poor debbie. Poor carl. Im glad she has him right now. Bless Emmett for doing this. Now give me Brian and Justin because i am afraid and i have a bad feeling’ and we are the Britin scene ‘fuck, Brian is angry. Now see if Mike didn’t ruin everything, I could’ve gotten Brian and Justin cuddling on the couch, watching movies. Fuck that fucker. (brian says “my boyfriend has cancer”) *pauses tv before the outburst* awwwwww he called himself his boyfriend! I KNEW HE WOULD GET THERE EVENTUALLY! MY BABIES ARE BOYFRIENDS *presses play and brian goes crazy* what no, thats not how it was supposed to go? WHERE WAS THIS ENERGY TOWARDS MIKE?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT ANYMORE? WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?’ *his jaw is basically on the floor and he’s just staring at the credits roll* what in the actual fuck just happened? Did they break up? Why wasn’t he like this towards Mike? Fuck Mike. I hate Mike. *puts his hands up and shrugs and then like moves them all over the place and then looks at me* who wrote this show? (Me: umm well technically these two guys Ron and Dan) well in that case: fuck Ron and fuck Dan. Fucking assholes.’ He then got up and went outside and the last thing i heard was ‘mom? I gotta talk to you about some bullshit and don’t interrupt me because i am in PAAAAAIIIINNNNN’ *said as holt in that one b99 episode*

Is that Brian’s shirt he’s wearing? *looks at me all sad* is he wearing Brian’s shirt? Please answer me (i tell him yeah) *closes his eyes and takes a deep breath* oh this is going to hurt me.

This is the correct reaction to clothes sharing.

okay this is a seriously sad scene and my heart is breaking right now but also….literally me. Even the white shirt is accurate, just write Team Brian on it and there’s me, hugging Brian as if he’s never done anything wrong in his life’ (this made me laugh so hard btw because he’s actually right. Hes even wearing the shirt now. It is the most accurate representation he couldve thought of)

OMG I LOVE YOUR BROTHER ANON!!!

Where the fuck does Justin live? <- this is only important because of the last Britin scene in s4. But yeah Justin is living with Daphne right now.

Remember how that one time dad said that if he wanted to kill himself he would just jump from my confidence to my IQ? Yeah, i feel the same way about Mike right now

This is the correct reaction to Mikey being all like "respect his wishes" and then "tell him the moment I have a chance" during this arc.

(brian says “my boyfriend has cancer”) *pauses tv before the outburst* awwwwww he called himself his boyfriend! I KNEW HE WOULD GET THERE EVENTUALLY! MY BABIES ARE BOYFRIENDS *presses play and brian goes crazy* what no, thats not how it was supposed to go?

Um, yeah, the whiplash of this scene is so extreme! From boyfriend to violence in a moment.

well in that case: fuck Ron and fuck Dan. Fucking assholes <- this should be his next t shirt.

PAAAAAIIIINNNNN’ *said as holt in that one b99 episode*

Oh yes, the accuracy.

[consistantly-changing]

[Image descriptions in order: a twitter thread by @/parsfarce "fungbunger" which says "bloke at work who's been here for like 6 years handed in 2 weeks notice last Friday & now he's done the old Harold Holt. completely AWOL. managers goin off their heads. ghosting close work mates' calls & texts. so fuckin good. the old scorched earth strategy for no fuckin reason

"great at his job, liked by all. then out of the blue for no apparent reason; here's me 2 hours notice, see ya later ya fuckin dog cunts. pours petrol on the bridge as he walks out the door and then just fuckin burns it. for all these years, i walked in the shadow of a Titan

"huge amount of yanks pouring forth from a wormhole in the algorithm to destroy the vibes. all commenting "oh my gOoOoOod labour conditions and republicans and bill 432, he's killed himself please delete this, he needs treatment for fentanyl addiction"

(Capitalized) no yanks on the thread!!! (End capitalization)]

["so many posts in the thread perfectly demonstrating the fact that Americans are fundamentally weird, unnaturally speaking dorks. a very straight-line form of thinking but the line goes in the complete wrong fucking direction. a universally cringe people. less than 1% are normal

"what manner of beast is this? what vile form of creature who plagues my thread? if such is to be my lot, an eternity of wrath, to slay the yank, to hunt its kin, then so be it. i shall walk into the darkness, and I shall cleanse it.

i am The Yank Hunter.

"Australian replies: yewwwww cunts a fuckin legend ha ha livin the dream Onya brother

American replies: this is a cry for help. he has always despised you but carried it deep within. it's too late to do anything, he's already killed himself. his blood is on your hands]

["*yanks stumbling upon this thread* oOoOoOoOh this looks like a good place to share my experience of trauma in the workplace

"yanks will find a post with 3 likes & 0 comments where a person mentions the metric system in some way and be like "sorry for cursing but what in the name of friggety HECK?? 3 kilometres?? ok Shakespeare! ha ha.....my son had a track meet 6 weeks ago at Eggington (go Devil Eggs!)

"(Capitalized) a message for yanks - I am trying to help you: (end capitalization)

can you please just fuckin slap the restless night of benzo-sleep from your eyes, have your morning line of fentanyl and read the fuckin thread. whatever dorky American shit you're about to post, a dozen yanks have already posted

"(Capitalized) yanks should only be allowed on a local area network covering no greater than 10 miles distance from their children's high school football field, from where they gague directions!! So many comments very specific to their random fuckin area. medieval peasant scale of world views (end capitalization)]

["average american Twitter bio is some shit like

father. brother. son. patriot. proud member of the 517th electoral district of Greater Eggington. Volunteer high school football coach for the Eggington Devils (let's go devil eggs!!!)

"yanks will literally SCREAM at you about how good America is, and then when they read a story about a bloke failing to work his two weeks notice period assume "ah yes, I've seen this many times myself. the poor fellow has killed himself"

"there is a battle every single yank in the comments is waging against each other right now; to be the dumbest, dorkiest biggest cunt of a yank on the thread. so many victors emerged already, seemingly impossible to best. Until an even greater champion emerges from the algorithm

"in awe of the absolutely maddening ability of The Common Yank (Yankalis Dogcuntis) to post an anecdotal experience they think is comparable but is instead just an example of them being The Workplace Cunt". End thread.]

[Three DMs, which say:

Brother Patrick

My account has been limited by the Yank Dog Cunts at Twitter dot com

Let the people know I shall return]

[A screenshot of two comments on this post, which say:

aeonknight: Imagine unitonically calling Americans "Yanks." Cringe. That's not America that's just Twitter

clipartcoverart: @ aeonknight We mean it as a slur if that helps]

this guy gets it

[dryingpanzer]

(CW: Minor Nudity, also spoilers for different media)

Alright baby! Here’s the TL;DR for the media!

Les Miserables: 10/10

Wicked: 9/10

“In Case I Make It”: 8/10

THE DEATH OF PEACE OF MIND: 7/10

Delicious in Dungeon: 10/10

Brooklyn 99: 9/10

Now that that’s done, let’s go more into detail!

Les Miserables - Oh, this musical hurts. The indomitable human spirit truly passes on in times of turmoil and misery. Amazing music, amazing set designs, and overall such a moving show. Going into it, I thought for some reason Jean Valjean would be this idol for which people rally behind, but instead he’s just some selfless dude that joins the revolution at the barricade and even saves Marius, bringing him home. This musical hurts, but it’s a good kind of hurt. 10/10

Wicked - Probably the pinnacle of media where it twists the roles to make the antagonist the main character. All of the meta, referential moments that callback to the Wizard are very cute and funny and also helps to connect the two different stories together. The costume design was also amazing and is very befitting of the strange world of Oz. The music was very compelling and catchy. The set designs were great as well, shoutout to the one dude up in the rafters puppeteering the giant dragon. Elphaba was a very compelling protagonist that shines light on the “Wicked Witch of the West” and it was cute seeing an actual friendship form between her and Glinda. Fiyero also had an amazing ass. 9/10, makes me appreciate Twisted more and what they went for.

“In Case I Make It” - Having listened to his previous albums “Everything is a Lot,” “SEFL-iSH,” and “The Normal Album,” the style in this album took me by surprise, but makes more sense as he didn’t have his band members from the Tapeworms this time around (iirc he still used Tapeworms for Normal Album, the album just isn’t listed as a Will Wood & the Tapeworms album). It seems this album goes through more of his mental illnesses and self-conflict, will definitely need to listen to it again more in depth to understand it more. 8/10, fave song is Vampire Reference in a Minor Key, Big Fat Bitchie’s Blueberry Pie (don’t make me type out the full thing please it’s almost as bad as the Song with Five Names) is funne.

“THE DEATH OF PEACE OF MIND” - Another album where the style was vastly different than what I came to know of Bad Omens. It could also be I was use to their heavy shit with self-titled and Finding God Before God Finds Me, but this seemed to have more clean vocals and electronic parts. Not a bad album though, I still enjoyed listening to it! Then of course ARTIFICIAL SUICIDE came in and just basically knocked me unconscious with its raw energy and sound. 7/10, might have to be another album I listen through again to appreciate more!

Brooklyn 99 - I finally decided to check out this series after hearing and seeing so much about it and also since I was waiting for Delicious in Dungeon episodes to drop. Absolutely hilarious show that I feel does the cutaway gags much better than Family Guy. All the characters are enjoyable in their own ways with my faves being Sgt. Terry and Capt. Holt (rest in peace Andre Braugher). 9/10, fun show!

Delicious in Dungeon - You mean to tell me there’s a show that is a fantasy party adventure that is comedic, heartfelt, AND has good food? Me ass show! From the beginning it felt like the show was already subverting expectations and tropes, from Laois being human fighter but having depth with his extensive monster knowledge, to Chilchuck being the smol-looking boi that (pseudo-head canon) enforces his union-mandated smoke breaks. I am super invested in this anime and is probably one of my fave ever (Lupin III still tops my fave anime). 10/10, I really need to make bread.

[snepadoodle]

$10 says yall cant guess what im working on right noW