#its crappy but idc

[savingsallow]

My MC & Seb fulfilling their daily quest of being ✨️i d i o t s✨️

Sebastian: interesting wall...

MC: is that an embroidered carpet painting on the wall?!?!!?

[cryo-a]

Guys its my 1st dannypocolypse. Take this crappy ahh edit *YEET*

Og post w/ the character template:

[dailymarin]

zelink fans stop equating every single thing about marin to zelda challenge: failed on step 1. its always the lu fans too . i hate what lu did to loz fandom and i hate its braindead fans . lu fans learn to interact with source media challenge and stop being annoying about your hcs and all your other link meet aus and insisting theyre canon ALSO failed. this is a vent post on a marin focused blog because im so tired of everyone not knowing how to use their brains about links awakening. if you didnt play the game, thats cool! watch playthroughs instead! i did that too before i had access to several games! you wanna read up on wiki pages? thats fine, i did that growing up too! but make sure youre not using the fandom pages for starters, and/or getting all your information from goddamn lu. which also misinterpets like. every game for the sake of their shitty au. Holy shit. Losing my Mind. and maybe be critical of the "official works" if you have a brain actually but thats something we can get into in another post, with all of their Very Glaring Errors lol

"its about what link wants for zelda, her without her duty of being a princess so lets shove that and all of those ideals onto marin" who as a character, has no relation to zelda other than looking similar (in links half awake state after almost dying at sea.) the similarities being: they have split bangs and a blue dress. which is a fair enough assumption when hes just waking up! theyre not even similar personality wise, and thats good! why WOULD she be zelda? just because shes a pretty girl with vague similarities in appearance, and has potential romantic subtext with link? and then you want to warp marins desire to be free and be a damn SEAGULL, to see the world for herself and sing, to be about zelda being free of being royalty. but dont you think thats kind of. Weird? to want to force links idea of what he wants on zelda? has anyone thought about how maybe zeldas chill with BEING a princess and the responsibilities that come with it? just because botw zelda resented her inability to awaken her powers in time doesnt mean she resented her duties as a princess. she liked to study and research in the field, yes, but she also did her best AS a princess for the role she was expected to fill before shit hit the fan, and then for 100 years after. she was researching to help her kingdom in her own way.

and because of botw, it seems like everyone wants to Walk Backwards and only give a damn about "lets remove the princessy stuff from the equation and make her whatever link wants instead" . do you hear yourselves? "lets have the girl be whatever the guy wants her to be! who would want to be a princess anyway? just be with him all the time 😇"

???

now, some may even want to talk about how its links dream only. its shared. its a shared dream with his influences but primarily being the wind fish's dream, as link washed into it. the wind fish had a slight desire to wake up and see the world, which resulted in marin. each (important) part of the world is a reflection of either the wind fish, or partially link, see the different forms the final nightmares took. but dont you think that it just seems so... hinting of misogyny to want to reduce things about marin to make her fit zelda, just so it fits your ship??¿¿ again "its about what link wants for zelda" but who cares abt what zelda wants riiight ? the game didnt talk about that, so why would we care? the game also doesnt talk about much else but you get to fill in the blanks in the way youuuu like ! nitpicky!

sometimes thats a fun thing, filling in the blanks. but why tear down marin (and all of links awakening, actually) to uplift your ship. boring behavior

interesting how for a fairly empty game like alttp in comparison to la, people will bend over backwards to still tie everything about koholint to hyrule. when koholint and links awakening overall is the most separated from hyrule that any game has been ever, moreso than mm, moreso than ph. jesus christ on a stick

and even himekawas manga has a better grip on the story AND the romantic subtext (in some games and what they write) than you all ever could hope to! and theyre SUPER zelink focused! mind you all, i do enjoy zelink to an extent! but its so crazy and frustrating watching everyone drag down marin to uplift zelda, but theyre actually reducing her to a prop to just be there at links side for shipping purposes. hello???? hello?????????

[thescrambles]

Hey, Mary. Is there something you like to do after school?

She doesn’t really enjoy goijng home but there is one thing she likes about it atleast

And Gooch was added!! Because someone cough @lightningstruckmylemons cough asked her relationship with him! In summary they are like casual friends but Mary prefers to hang out with Harold more

And over here is SUPER AWESOME FANART OF MARY @cuntycore MADE GO FOLLOW THEM IN YOU HAVENT!!!

[a-rustyfrickinspoon]

So... I did a thing...

[sieglinde-freud]

dorotheas stats in feh are genuinely so ass but tbh. accurate to her in three houses like i love my girl so so much but it definitely took me a while to get there because my god. YOU CANT DO ANYTHINGGGG 😭😭😭

[crepuscularqueens]

love when things go wrong in such a way that if you get annoyed about it you seem petty and ridiculous. someone spilled my juice and no one will admit to it 😡

[skylerfurmaniac-deactivated]

dkkdjcjfjf

The stupid doodle in question:

YEAAAAAH

ARSON

WAR CRIMES

GENOCIDE

[clamorybus]

the only time i truly felt 'the mc isn't relatable' is when i tried watching sex in the city

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

*sighh* everybody welcome the new blorbos

gay people, divorced people, crime people, and catholic people

[doodleoodlenoodlecaboodle]

squid games scent hcs💕

Pt 2 out now!

this feels like a weird one to start my tumblr account with but I figured it would help with vibes so let’s do it <333

Summary: just what they would smell like + general vibes <3333

Characters: Dae-Ho, Thanos, Nam-Gyu, In-Ho (frontman version and player version bc I believe those have separate vibes), Hwan-Ju,

Warnings: Spoilers, awful spelling mistakes (I typed this on my phone god help me)

.+’-;Hope you enjoy reading <3;-‘+.

💕Dae-Ho💕

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An absolute cutie so yk we’re starting off strong with him <333

He definitely smells comforting

Sort of like an airy scent?

My first thought was like a laundry scent with some like citrusy vibes underneath

I feel like he’s always warmer so its just radiating off of him

Very comforting 10/10

During the games definitely loses the clean laundry scent a little bit

Not completely, you can still smell it whenever he holds you but enough that it does radiate quite as much

💕Thanos💕

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Thanos doesn’t stray far from his bold persona before the games when it comes to products

It’s most noticeably exemplified in his overuse of his crappy cologne

Nothing really matches??? At all??? Why are you using this berry thing with this citrus thing and why is their a woodsy vibe on another thing???

The strong scent lingers in the games it just fades over time

Def something fruity (lowkey it’s probably just the way I draw him in such bright colors that’s speaking to me but ykw idc)

Definitely a little sweaty. He’s high energy and constantly moving around he’s gotta be a little bit

(I love him I want to put him in a Tupperware container and shake him)

a more accurate (and serious description though) would be a fruity blend def sweet with something sharp underneath whether that’s cologne or something more chemical

💕Nam-Gyu💕

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I hc him as being just a bit more cleaned up than Thanos

Not a lot cause this is squid games and everyone is sweaty a lot but a bit at least

I feel like before the games very tame stuff. Prob a hint of a darker musky scent but very clean smelling

fresh I think would be the best word. Like cucumber. Just something fresh with a hint of musk

I think as the games go on there would be more of an metallic scent underlying it

Blood’s definitely an acquired taste but I suppose you’ll have to get used to it

💕In-Ho/Young-Il (frontman)💕

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Luxury

In-Ho is no stranger to wealth and he smells like the most lush subtle yet gorgeously divine vibes

definitely a sharper cologne but more subtle in the application so you only ever notice it when you’re close to him

And boy does he like you close to him, but I’ll save that for another post <3

💕In-Ho (player)💕

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Old habits die hard for In-Ho so the cologne is not leaving

That sharper cologne that is so delightfully In-Ho is still there but it’s masked by a newer earthy scent combined with the smell of the new tracksuits of the players

Definitely an odd combo but it does aid in softening the harshness of his exterior

💕Hyun-Ju💕

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She smells like wife material

Very soft and comforting like Dae-Ho’s laundry vibe but with an earthier edge to it

Sort of like outside after it rains

Incredibly calming

I think on nicer occasions she would use something strawberry or melon scented

Doesn’t change much during the games, same comforting vibes

[billgetsmewet]

2005 bill fluff PLLSSSSSSSS😩😩

Scent

a/n: ive been wanting to make a 2005 bill fluff bc hes the most precious being idc what yall say

i may or may not have included some of the corny shit me and my man do pls sophisticate my fucking phone from me

Youre sitting at your desk, quickly curling your lashes before putting your 3rd coat of mascara on.

You spray yourself with perfume, all over, knowing it was gonna be ruined by the smell of pure nicotine…

You got your bag, put on your shoes, right in time for you to catch your bus.

You were super excited today, you always are, ever since youve got some motivation to go to school everyday, even when sick or just hungover.

Today was your 1 month anniversary with Bill. You knew what he was gonna do, since he has been hinting it. He cant keep a secret for his life, but so have you. You already had your own bra strap on your hand, all ready to put it on his.

It was kinda crappy since you didnt know how to make it into a bracelet, but he was gonna figure it out, it wasnt your problem.

You arrive at school, and your friend is already waiting for you in the bus stop.

You two chat a bit before going for a quick smoke behind the school, you knew Bill would go that way with Tom.

It was perfect, your friend liked Tom and you liked Bill. It was like a corny 2010 romcom.

As you light your cigarette you see his silhouette appear.

You didnt want to give him the suprise just yet, you wanted to tease him. He hugs you, saying goodmorning before quickly heading to school, since he needed to copy homework for his first class.

You and your friend finish the cig and rush into school, already 5 minutes late. Luckily the teacher wasnt there yet, so you had time.

You finally finish the first class, already heading out to catch up with Bill in the quick break.

His eyes were practically begging for your gift as he had something in his hands himself, hiding it behind his back as he came down the stairs.

He had his eyes on your wrist, you smiled, sliding it over onto one of his hands as he smiled brightly. He handed you your gift aswell. He got one of his sweaters for you.

You hug him in excitement, kissing his cheek as you pull away.

You hear the bell ring and its as if you wont see him for a year after this, but you know hes going to call you out next break, like he always does.

-timeskip-

once you got home you put his sweater on.

It smelled heavenly. However, it was like 27 degrees celcius outside and you wouldnt be able to handle it. But you found a solution.

You took the hoodie off and slid it onto your pillow as a cover, so you would be able to smell his perfume while falling asleep.

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[candyeyeunicornskull]

THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE!! MAKING MY OWN FASHION SUBCULTURE-!! I'M A FUCKING NOOB WITH POOR GRAMMER SO PREPARE FOR RANT!!!!

2024, December 17th and IT'S BORRNNNN!!!! BY MEEE, CANDYEYEUNICORNSKULLSSS!!

IT'S RAISED FROM THE DEAD ITSELF!!! "STEINIA" OR "STEINIA SLUGGER!" OR "SLUGGERSTEINIA!!"

The only RULE, is to be a zombie. And IT'S OKAY IF YOUR A HYBRID OF ALL TYPES! WE LIKE ALL MONSTERS AROUND HERE! THAT, IS IT. NOTHING MORE. But I'll explain...!

Steinia Slugger is about DRESSING UP LIKE A ZOMBIE! But if you have greasy hair, tangled, can't do make up, extremely poor hygiene and bed-rotting THAT'S OKAY, ITS A PART OF IT. EW–NO—I DON'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT...just trying to normalized depression and feeling crappy enough to do fashion but can't do anythin else jeez...not aesthetic, unless ya cope that hard rn. That's fine, idc we share one braincell here....what are we talking about again? Right, but also if your mentally doing well and want to join by completely self-sabotage yaself....DON'T DO THAT, OH MY GOD...YOUR STUPID? DON'T WORRY, I AM TOO. . .ANYBODY CAN JOIN!!!! THERE'S ONLY ONE RULE HERE REMEMBER? BE A ZOMBIEEEE!!! I ain't stupid tho, some people wanna do makeup and take care of themselves and try? Go ahead, I ain't stopping ya fun or recovering. forget it, let me highlight stuff...

-THE ONLY ONE RULE: Be a ZOMBIE + feel free mix it up with other subcultures! UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT TO–! I'm sorry, I'm curious to see a zombie gyaru mix with gurokawaii. Candy gore mix with Scene, please

-STEINIA SLUGGER is about normalized poor hygiene, being crappy, having poor social skills, bed rotting and etc. No, you don't have to do damage your well-being to join. Ya still welcome and have fun, but this is supposed to mainly focus on mental health issues and more like to embrace it. (Don't embrace it too hard, I don't actually want ya under a tombstone..plus ya already dead, why die again?)

-it's your OPTIONAL CHOICE, to do your own hair and makeup. There isn't supposed to be make up and shit, because I don't do a good job, of taking of myself. And if a other zombie askes for help for that, HELP THEM!

-Y'all lucky I love ALL DEM COLORS, there's no specific shade ya need to be! But it's supposed to mix with gurokawaii, but if ya don't like that. That's fine <3 but it's supposed to give you a small idea whats supposed to be. + THE FASHION, holes/tearing in fabrics, since it's winter..duh big comfortable clothing with a bunch of mismatched and odd styles! EMBRACE THE WEIRD!! DO IT NOWWWW!!!

-it's about being yourself and expressing what you love. THAT'S WHY I KEEP REMINDING YALL "YESSSSS!!! YES, YES! YOU GUYS CAN STILL DO ALL THAT STUFF! JUST BE A ZOMBIE!"

-IT KINDA OVERLAPS WITH FLESHCORE AND GUROKAWAII BUT BAH, I DON'T MIND! DO WHATEVER YA LOVE FREAKS

EMBRACE THE UNDEAD AS THE WORLD COMES TO THE END!!!! DON'T WORRY, THE WORLD ISN'T ACTUALLY ENDING. I'M BEING A DRAMATIC ON PURPOSE HERE—TARGET AT PARANOID PEOPLE...I'M ONE OF THEM—

One more thing, if you see a zombie or a human...being ableist, creepy, hurting others, racist or LGBQT+phobic...

BITE THEM, RIP THEM APART WITH YOU BARE TEETH, DOG PILE ONTO THEM UNTIL THEIR NOTHIN BUT PILES OF BLOOOODDD AND BONES, GAWNING ON IT!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[babiebom]

Would I give them head?

A/N: I am so sorry for this I'm writing it at 3 am and I couldn't get it out of my head. I've been giggling for the past 10 minutes like a 7th grader. Also if you are reading this let me know if I should do something special for 50 followers. I know it's not a lot but I am so grateful! If yes let me know what I should do!

Tw: sexual content. Not explicit but it like look at the title. Cursing.

Genre: headcanons nsfw

Wc: idk it depends on which person. Probably 2+ for each.

This is including almost every male stardew character(obviously no kids) plus ridgeside plus expanded but not all because I cannot remember every single character and I don't wanna research rn.

Masterlist

Sebastian

Duh no doubt about it

He is the love of my life (well one of them)

I would give him the best head wymmmmm

Sam

Yes boy deserves it

Golden retriever coded guys deserve good head idc

Shane

Love sad men it's a yes

Kinda wanna make him cry because it's so good.

Maybe I can cure him

Elliott

No

Sorry it's not that I dislike him he's just not my favorite?

Maybe once as a treat but no other time than that

Harvey

Yeah he's the doctor for a small town

I gotta

Maybe he will stop billing me everytime I die

Alex

No

I am not attracted to this man he is more bestie coded to me

If he asked i would allow him a handjob I guess

Gus

Nope

Maybe he gets a Lil handjob as a treat because his food is good

Gunther

Maybe?

He kinda-

But not enough idk....

George

The reason I am writing this r n

The answer is no but the thought of doing it made me cackle

Lewis

Absolutely not

Fuck you old man

Pierre

NO

I hate this lying ass bitch I give you a kick

Willy

No sorry

He prolly smells like fish and salt and I am not fond

Love him tho stinky man

Kent

YES

would give him the sloppiest toppy known to man

He deserves it he needs it i want it pls bless me

I could beat Jodi's ass if it comes to it idc

Victor

Yes

I find him quite cute overlooking his slight classism.

Also for standing up to his mom for himself love that him

Demetrius

No

I'd rather give Robin head

He deserves no head for being crappy stepdad

Marlon

No

As much as I like him he probably does not shower

Also he is for the marnie's only

Clint

No

I wanna punch him so bad

Mr Qi

Maybe?

I don't find him attractive

But at the same time I find him mysterious and the might just be enough to convince me

Grandpa

HA

HAAAAAAA

no what is wrong with you

Andy

No

Prolly tastes like battery acid

He also gives off racist vibes

Wizard

Yeah

He's chill he can get some head

Morris

Maybe for a discount

Im equating Joja to Coke and I like coke

So only if he promises to give me a discount on stuff I want

Phillip

YES

Another love of my life

It was unexpected for me to love him but he is so cute to me

June

Yuperoni pepperoni

We love a man who is talented

Could easily convince me to give him head if he plays the piano for me ngl

Jeric

Maybe

I love but also hate him

He also gives off bestie vibes

Shiro

Yeah

I feel like he needs it:(

Ezekiel

No

I do however wanna smack his bald head

Not in a mean hateful kid of way I just wanna smack it

Lorenzo

Dilf Ngl

Maybe its because of his name idk

Answer is yes

Kimpoi

It was here where I started looking up characters bc i felt bad for leaving them out

No thank you I will not

Lance

Don't know much about him but I think hes cute so yes

His hair is cool

Isaac

Again don't know much about him hopefully he is not a child

But yeah he's cute so he gets a Lil head from me

Ian

If he takes a shower yes

Otherwise no

Kenneth

Yeah

I like his hair and I think he's cool for being an electrician

I know nothing else about him

Sean

Yeah he's cute so he can have some head

Im so sorry for not knowing im too busy simping over Seb and Phillip ngl

Anton

Uhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhhhmaybe?

Im not attracted but unattracted to him so sure

Bryle

No

He reminds me of family

Like his face

Jio

Yea

As I have said before I love a mysterious man

Love a man with a sword

Zayne

I have no idea what this is

But I guess??

Have no reason to hate him so sure

Bert

No

He looks stinky :((

I also feel like his wife would beat my ass

Freddie

No

He is for the Lola's only

I also feel like he wouldn't be able to feel it

Mr Aguar

No

I do not enjoy his face

Pika

Simply because im assuming his food is good

I'll say sure simply for free food

Richard

No

So sorry

But no

Sonny

I will give him a platonic handjob

He deserves it bc he's a butler and probably does not get a day off with this family

[megbritt]

With @merbopp @rockthehularocr @jadellee53 @livinglouder95 & @seraphin-718 !

WE FINISHED VICTORIOUS~!!! WHOO-HOO ! 🥳🤠😊🙃🥹😘

it took a LONG TIME and a LOT OF time management for all of us to get together and do this BUT WE DID IT YAY US ♡

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I should start off by saying this is actually almost a complete rewatch for me. It wasn't until we sat down and watched the entire series in order that I realized I've actually managed to watch about over half of the show back when it still aired on television. Cat was always my favorite character you have no idea i mean 😺

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Now that we finished I can truly say TORI X BECK 5EVER IDC!!!! LOL

They're so cute together!!! and forever will be THEY'RE CANON IN MY HEART LOL

Obviously the series finale of the show... didn't feel like a series finale. So what we did was rewatch the episode when Beck and Jade break up (3x03) and then rewatched the Tori Goes Platinum hour long special cause that was the real series finale if you ask me (They do that with shows.. they have a series finale-esque episode lined up and aired, just in case the show gets randomly canceled so)

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If you ask me, I think all seasons were pretty solid.

I just keep getting these "gonna quit while we're still ahead" typa vibes from this show honestly... especially nearing the end of the series.

They would've much rather canceled the show on a high note then have a crappy season 5 & 6 onward like glee had- I said nothing!! you didnt hear it from me shh 🤭 lol

It's actually pretty funny to me that for years now- years! I've always been looking for a show that filled the void glee had... It's funny I never thought of this show lmao. theyre vaguely similar to one another so i mean

Also. I have LOVED ariana grande since this era lets be clear!! Victorious era ariana was when I really knew her best and first im just 🫶

I love how this show mainly had only original music for the most part as well. Some of the best outfits I've seen.. were on this show as well. The wardrobe department.. everyone on the wardrobe department deserved A MASSIVE RAISE if you ask me <33

Yes this show would have been vastly improved if it actually HAD female writers actually writing the young women in this show 🙄 iykyk

But overall this was a really great show and it was very entertaining for the most part nonstop.

ALSO CAT X ROBBIE IS A THING ITS TOTALLY CANON RIGHT ?! PLS I #deluluisthesoluluLMAOOO

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No but really this was a fun time and I'm glad I finally got to sit down and watch it all with my friends yay ty! 💖

[starfxkrinc]

i need to go on a western road trip w tp!jj soooo bad. i’d suck him while he was driving through the desert idc 😔

-💜

love love love this like going into crappy motels and its always way too fuckin hot. sometimes you just have to sleep/fuck in the car and wash at truck stops but its literally perfect this could fix me