#its an idea

[hearts4golbach]

johnnie guilbert x pregnant reader PLZ i just want to domesticate this man 🥺

"raaah!" Johnnie roared, stomping down the hallway.

your daughter came running into the living room, jumping up on the couch and hiding behind you.

"Mommy! the daddy slime monster is gonna get me!" she screeched.

Johnnie came around the corner, stomping slowly towards the two of you. you wrapped your arm around her protectively. "Go away, mister. you won't get my daughter!" You played along with their little game.

"I'll eat both of you!" he yelled triumphantly, wrapping his arms around both of you. he shook his head entusiastically as your daughter screamed and giggled. CHOMP. CHOMP. CHOMP.

[spahhzy]

I'm thinking of doing a Silentknight story with Jaune knowing how to do sign language. Neo, being curious, wants to know why Jaune learned it.

Jaune is just vague in his answer but said he learned it for one of his sisters.

Not content with the answer Neo goes around the Arc family and asks the same question to everyone.

Why did Jaune learn sign language?

But again, all she got was the same answer just told differently.

It was for his younger siblings, Viola.

Well, Neo decided to go ahead and ask this little sibling, Viola (is that even a canon name), herself.

In her answer was a sad tale.

Viola was not always deaf, and she lost her hearing in a rather unfortunate accident.

An accident caused by her big brother, Jaune Arc.

[trans-ylvania]

sometimes i think about the in-between of my chemical romance in 2013-2019 & 2019-2021 and look at the stick-on stars on my ceiling

unknown source / chinese satellite, phoebe bridgers / how it's going to be, gerard way / lover lover lover, leonard cohen / pitchfork headline / ya hey, vampire weekend / obit, victoria chang / h of h playbook, anne carson / blow, xie lei / a place where someone loves you, neil hilborn / @sandarafreedompark / @danielederossi / giovanni gasparro / disclosure, magnets ft. lorde / fleabag, phoebe waller-bridge / i know the end, phoebe bridgers / fleabag, phoebe waller-bridge

[cursedhaglette]

also has anyone cooked with the idea of Rook being Lavellan's sister and doing it all for the sake of her heartbroken sister? or that's why she agrees to start? is that anything

[plaidpyjamas]

Goofy animation of funger guys running from guards to the chorus of 6up 5oh cop-out end post

[whitexdove]

oh shit yesterday was trans day of visibility and i was too busy vibing. anyway -- rufus is trans, it's not really a secret but it's also not. probably wide knowledge. it's in the category of "yeah you either have connected the dots and know" or "look that's on you for not knowing". it's not blatantly obvious, it's just... you either were there when he came out, or you weren't. you were paying attention to reginald having a daughter to not having a daughter, or you were not.

he keeps most of his feelings to himself, but it's not really any secret that he's not comfortable in his own skin. very fidgety and constantly adjusting his clothing so they fit right. constantly adjusting his binder UNDER those clothes. he gets stressed enough about people he actually gives a shit about perceiving him

brain stopped working, enjoy the briefest of thoughts.

[l-ecter]

// I am back at home for few days and I can finally smother myself all in cannibalistic self loving idiot that is dr hannibal lecter and my og my fire my player my shark slayer that is rhaegal (@rhaigal )

[uglypastels]

I remember you saying you might cknsider one off stories about pirate eddie later in the future so i would like to start a petition to also include pirate steve among those. Pretty please

I dont have ideas for that one yet, but when i do... ooh

[thenewtz]

Livestream but it's reading Homestuck Speedrun

[rindomness]

what if i actually did make and use an art/writing/fandom blog. what then

[bradenthompson]

Oh, you wanna talk some Casey Jones

I'm glad a concept like Ninja Turtles has endured for decades, and it's getting new stuff and all that, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to Gatekeep a lil.

Miss me, just go ahead and totally miss me, with this "teenage, learning-the-ropes Casey Jones" shit. Bc let me tell you something: I've seen that 1990 Ninja Turtles movie probably more times than I've seen my mother's face, and it taught me a thing or two about Found Family, responsibility to others, and most importantly, what peak Casey Jones looks like.

so for some FACTS:

>Casey Jones is, like, thirty-five. Thirty at the youngest. His nerve endings have dulled to nothing, he hasn't felt pain since 1983, his skin is 100% leather jacket by this stage.

>He's not a "vigilante." Guy like Casey Jones has no want for namby-pamby shit like "justice" or any "ninja code." He fights, and he fights, and he will stop fighting when he loses which will happen around nineteen-ninety-never.

>The only barometer any Ninja Turtle has for Mr. Casey Jones' aptitudes is comparing him to 90s sports stars.

>To a guy like Casey Jones, a "job" is naught but the incubus of time, sucking away at the hours he could spend beating up criminals

>What is a criminal to a cold motherfucker like Casey Jones? Well the term is flexible. Muggers, drug dealers, people who are outside, large green trenchcoat men with a lil too much attitude, teenagers, malevolent urban ninja clans comprised of teenagers, cops, I mean look at the guy funny and hockey pucks aren't the only thing getting spun tonight.

>Casey Jones sleeps in a car. Oh, what, you think he's gonna go and build himself a little hideout? Do you honestly think a guy like Casey Jones is needing to hide from any Earthly force?

>Casey Jones does not fear death. He barely believes Ninja Turtles exist, and he's personal friends with four of them. This disregard for his own life (jumping headfirst into a gaggle of armed ninjas, strolling into their base with, like, a stick) is motivated by the possibility that none of this is actually happening to him. Casey Jones does not rule out that this is all a stupid dream wherein he's an indestructible superhero.

>He beat Raphael in a fight. Totally fair, equal prep time, for Casey Jones this was his second fight of the past three minutes, complete wash, Raphael is left in a can, wipe of the hands.

>Casey Jones dismantled the Foot clan by calling them cringe.

>Casey Jones killed Shredder. The last thing Shredder heard before his gruesome demise was Casey Jones dropping a sitcom closer.

>Laying it out like that, let's acknowledge that Casey Jones basically soloes the entire movie. Oh, the Turtles are strongest as a team of brothers? Come for the King.

>Casey Jones is "refuses to elaborate further" the character. He heard someone say Mary Sue and asked if she was single.

If any twerp wants to stroll into a new Ninja Turtles thing, dare to call themselves Casey Jones, and doesn't meet all of these points, terribly sorry but that is hashtag not my Casey Jones. You got big shoes to fill, squirt.

[c-f-lindsey]

I think I might join Jazz Band.

They take clarinets, right?

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[roseworth]

i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[adyophene]

Husk's secret weapon