#its absolutely fucked

[starryocean]

i want to say, the fact that the dokibird situation is blowing up so much that not only am I seeing posts about it on my dash (I almost NEVER see vtuber stuff on my dash, and vtuber drama is even rarer) but my DAD heard about it because lawyers on twitter were discussing how fucked Nijisanji is...it's insane. I'm beginning to wonder if someone in my college class will end up asking if I've heard about it.

cuz like. my DAD. who is NOT into vtubers or anime or anything even close to adjacent to that stuff AT ALL. heard about it. from professional lawyers on twitter taking about how this is going to be taught in law classes as a prime example of "how to fuck everything up in the worst way possible."

which, again, makes the fact that this is standard japanese black company behavior even. worse.

[maybeamiles]

You know your system is fucked when even MY DAD, who is very much a "look at both sides" kinda guy, agrees that it's discriminatory

Anyways the Uk's Guarantor system can go fuck itself, preferably at the bottom of a well.

[kagoutiss]

i’ll take care of everything

[mysweetsinfulobsessions]

By Palsonart on X

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

tw: blood

[lucabyte]

monologue

[amirmeavid]

One of the funniest things about merlin fanfic is when they write magical fight scenes and its so fucking difficult to do because merlin doesn't fight in a normal way.

Like with other fandoms there's like a technique. Like there are spells to cast, techniques to use, difficulties and simple approaches. But merlin doesn't subscribe to any of that.

Like this is basically a god with the skill of a toddler.

He just tanks shit.

He doesn't even know that many spells. Like his opponents are doing all this magical techniques and hand-wavey stuff and he just... stands there. Like maybe he stumbles back sometimes, but most of the time he just takes it.

Like his opponents will be doing the magical equivalent of tornado kicks, flips, and somersaults and then he gets like a papercut. Then he lopsidedly punches with the worst form ever seen and his opponent gets flung back 200m.

He's the singular most annoying person to ever have to fight, cause you're out here pulling out your best moves, then he flicks you on the forehead and you die.

EDIT: IF YOU HAVE READ THIS FAR YOU OWE ME A BOOP. BY LAW. I EARNED IT.

EDIT2: You may comment the word instead, however it is no longer legally required.

[systlin]

Me, age 14, at the library; the cover of this has cool art I want to check it out

My mom, glancing over; ....honey. Atlas Shrugged is one of the worst things ever written.

Me, 14 and stubborn; I WANNA READ IT

Mom; okay

Me 1 day later; wow this is literally unreadable

[mischievousparasite69o]

N bro??

[evelynpr]

Congratulations My Hero Academia for providing, possibly, the biggest and longest legit straightbaiting yet in shonen history.

Bonus points that their final chapter was released on yaoi day.

[k1tty5]

the simplest words

[umblrspectrum]

you'll never guess which movie i finally watched after 2 years of being lazy

[jedi-starbird]

Rex: So General Kenobi, how come you speak mando'a?

Obi-Wan: I've always been interested in the culture and I spent a year on Mandalore for a mission in my youth :)

Rex: I see, what about you, General Skywalker?

Anakin: Huh? Oh Obi-Wan used to drop me off in mando daycare when he went to get laid in little Keldabe, fun times, they taught me how to headbutt someone.

[starkspi]

From "Unadulterated Loathing" in which Charlie chains these two idiots accidentally together by @otsmosis (who made this comment at the end of the last chapter and inspired me to do whatever this is above)

[lucabyte]

Olive Branch

Wrong Move

[qunaributts]

hey so this is your permission not to improve at your hobbies. you dont gotta do more or try new things with it. you arent obligated. are you happy drawing the same 3/4 profile headshot of your blorbo??? do that. enjoy walking but dont wanna go further than your usual route at your usual pace? dont. enjoy collecting trading cards but dont actually like playing the game? never play the game. like learning the names of birds but dont care about their calls? just learn those names babeeeyyyy.

do what you want as you want and as many times as you want in the ways you want to. i am actually asking you to do this. you dont even need to get better. crush that weird feeling that you need to be doing 'more'. the goal doesnt have to be improvement. it might happen incidentally but like, thats whatever. you can set the goalposts and then just sit by them and enjoy the scenery. if you decide to move them or get up and sit somewhere else thats cool, but you dont gotta. doing things that make you happy is enough