#itachianon

[orochimaruanon]

Greetings, Orochimaru san. I’m afraid I’m tormented by constant migraines with the rush & the loudness Akatsuki base has. Perhaps you could help me with this constant ail. Nothing comes free, in return, I shall grant you one wish as well.

@itachianon

That is concerning Itachi-kun. Sasuke suffers from the same malignant diagnosis, it must be in your genes. I will offer you a herbal remedy, strictly abortive and not to be taken daily. I will also send Kabuto to be your nurse. His fingers can do wonders with massages.. KABUTOOOOOO! AT ONCE. I INSIST. Do not argue with me Kabuto. The boy is heartbroken refuses to obey. Kabuto I will not repeat myself.

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

And here you were my first pick for the next mission— my fault for not checking the shift roster beforehand, I suppose. I'll go grab another member of Team Ro. Enjoy your dinner, Weasel.

Son, are you free for dinner? Your father is away on a mission. And.... I miss you.

Hello, mother. I’m free and would be there, I miss you too.

[shisui-uchiha-rp]

Fuck...

@itachianon

[itamis-multi-muses]

[obito-in-disguise]

Is your name otobi or tobi can be coconutanon

Hi anon, I had an aneurysm trying to read this, so thnx.

On a serious note, this is the FOURTH time I'm getting this kind of ask, are you the same person or is this a prank lol? (cease and desist please)

I'm not sure what you mean by coconutanon, is it like one of those ask blogs for characters like Itachianon etc.? If so then no.

In regards to my name, it isn't otobi, I have no idea what that is. Its just Tobi.

Also yes, I didn't miss out on the God given opportunity to make all my social media names Obito related.

Get it?😀 'cause Tobi was just Obito in disguise?😀

On that note please stop spamming asks about my name, you're freaking me out😭Please don't tell me you know me in irl????

Also, If you're seeing this and you sent an ask which hasn't been answered, I'm working on it! My inbox is currently filled to the brim with Hashira headcanon requests. (Guys please request something else😭, jk keep em coming)

To my followers, please expect an influx of hashira headcanons over the week, sorry and thnx.

In the meantime, please keep yourselves occupied with my fics on other fandoms!

[deidara-anon]

@itachianon

[sasori-rp]

Footage of @itachianon discovering he has hands

[shisui-uchiha-rp]

shisui... confirm or deny: you were dating my brother and thats why you never let me hang out with you?!

Uh...you see..

*rubs the back of his head, awkwardly, his ears reddening*

It's not like that Sasuke. We love to hang out with you! It's just that sometimes...there are things you are still too little to understand. And there are other things...I cannot tell you without @itachianon giving me the go ahead. Do you understand that, Sasuke?

*crouches at his height, placing a hand on his hair*

But I promise I will tell you everything once you're older, okay?

*winks*

[itamis-multi-muses]

Phew! I’m ready to sleep for a week after the strenuous hours of training I’ve just completed. I’ve noticed my speed, reflexes and strength have increased since I last trained, which is what I wanted to see! Next thing is to test my Ninjutsu and Genjutsu strength~ @itachianon

I want to make a difference in this world. I want to get stronger and protect those that I care about, just as my Father did for me.💜

[orochimaruanon]

Greetings, Orochimaru san.

As you’re aware, Uchiha Madara is back. During this time, I’d like to seek a foe, for something truly unrelenting & promising. I need you to help me protect Arashi and Sin. While the Uchiha clan’s standing in his eyes doesn’t bother me. The safety of the younglings does. I want this to be a secret also from Obito Uchiha. In return, you may name tour price.

@itachianon

Trusting me with promising new Uchiha offspring.. Maji de. I will name a price in the coming future. You can bet on it. In the mean time, they are under my complete aegis and sanctuary. Kabuto will babysit as well, and they can meet my son Masashi.

[deidara-anon]

Greetings, Deidara. *drops a pack of your favorite dumplings and sits beside you* Here, as asked. *has a solemn expression on his face*

@itachianon

Thanks…. Uhhh what’s wrong with you?

[mikoto-uchiha-anon]

Greetings, Mother.

Would you mind? *Settles next to her and sighs, bringing her a cup of tea and hums* How have you been?

@itachianon

Mind? I'm overjoyed!!! *wraps an arm around your shoulder, sips tea* You've made me very happy, Son. I've been well, but am much better now that you're here. I hope you can stay for a while?

[suguru-getos]

Hi how are you?

I know you don't do rps anymore but I wanted to send this:

Just to tell I would buy those and force Itachi-senpai to use them with me!!!!

He would use the white one and I would use the green one.

Awwh this is so cute! He would look so snuggly in that hoodie. Imagine him being all flustered and grumpy but still doing it because he wants to please his baby. (You) 🥹🩵

Also, sometimes I do use @itachianon 🫣

[susurrus-by-fc-praxis]

Currently, Chapter 15 has writer’s block beating me over the head with a club, so I’ve not been able to write anything solid in about a week or so 🥲

So lemme tell you a bit about my main character! She’s a personal reflection of myself, despite the fact that she wholly identifies as a woman whereas I’m a lovely non-binary creature 🥰🥰🥰🥰💗

Akatani “Tani” Hikanari (MC)

(Ahk-UH-tahn-ee) (Hee-kuh-nar-ree)

I’m giving enough info out but not enough for spoilers; I’ve also included the pronunciation of her name because I wanna make sure that it’s read properly (I’m not trynna sound like a pain in the ass about it, I promise) 🤣

•Well for starters she’s a fucking spitfire and a half tbh (gee I wonder why?) 🤣🤣

•Tani is 20 years old at the beginning of the fic 😁

•She’s got long, silky, jet-black hair, jet-black eyes, and an athletic yet vaguely curvy physique (C-cupped chest, slightly wide hips, and a plump lil 🍑)

•She’s loud and willful and will throw herself in harm’s way to protect her students, her friends, and her Village 🥰

•She’s the jinchūriki of the Two-Tailed cat Matatabi, a being who’s the fucking complete opposite of my OC; where Tani is loud and uses vulgar language, Tabi is more formal/polite yet kind, like fr Tabi is so fucking nice and respectful and chill (until she’s not tho) 🤭🤣

•Tani’s favorite color is a darker shade of green, think like an evergreen

•Her favorite foods are miso soup, pork tonkōtsu ramen, and steamed gyoza

•As far as sweets go, she loves strawberries; like she could gorge herself on a bush of them and it still wouldn’t be enough 🤭🤣🍓

•She always smells of cigarettes, and the forest; she smokes to deal with the bullshit she’s had to endure (tbf I’ve done the same shit so I can’t say I entirely blame her 😅🤣🥲)

•She’s a fucking lightweight when it comes to alcohol, like she can get white-girl wasted in no time 🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣

•She was a shinobi in the ANBU Black Ops from the time she was 11 years old until she was 18 🔪🏹

•Idk if weed🌿 is a thing in the canon-Naruto universe, but I def plan to introduce it in the next coming chapters and I feel like Tani would def end up being like me: a chronic pothead 🤣🤣🤣

These are just some lovely little facts about my OC! Please send me an ask if you wanna know more info about Tani! 😁💗✨

Gently tagging some lovely folks that I either know personally or just know from this lovely little corner of the Internet 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

@holdmyteaplease @the-sundry-system @sundry-whovengerslocked @gail-skywalker @macksting @narutwitter @itachianon @cupcakeswriting @emmett-mccarty-cullen @mcshakes

Please reblog this! I’d love for more folks to interact with this 🤭🥰💗

[sasori-rp]

Sasori-sama, what is your favorite book? I need something new to read!

Hnm..I haven't read much lately. And I wouldn't say I have a favourite either. I enjoy anatomy studies...as well as historical fiction.

Ask @itachianon, he eats books for breakfast.

[shisui-uchiha-rp]

Look what I just found~

Listen to this and imagine the Uchiha clan as you do so. I can't unhear it.

An eye for an eye...a wrong...for a wrong. Never forgive never forget..time to start the Coup d'état!

@itachianon @izumi-uchiha-anon @mikoto-uchiha-anon @fugaku-uchiha-anon @madara-uchiha-rp