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what music reminds you of your partner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb415Leb6sU
this one reminds me of him
I assume you mean my idiot of a Teammate
This one came to mind first
But there are plenty more
Mod: Couldn't open the link unfortunately :/ I might make a Deidara playlist somewhen though ^-^
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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Why in the seven sands of Suna would I care?
I've discarded of the necessity to eat a long time ago. And I can't imagine them tasting too great, either. Not that I would know.
But by all means, if you want to stuff your face with venomous arachnids, knock yourself out.
What's your opinion on eating them, sir?
Eating...what?
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What's your opinion on eating them, sir?
Eating...what?
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What's your opinion on scorpions, good sir? Your namesake?
Scorpions you say?
They provide an excellent source of venom. One of the best, even. Excruciating pain and always effective.
They are also very robust, fast...and of course deadly~
Back when I was starting out, they inspired my second favourite creation Hiruko. I'd say they represent my name well~
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Hello Sasori, it's interesting to meet you.
I know this is an unusual question to ask you, as someone who used to live in the desert before joining the Akatsuki. Between those two, do you prefer the rain more or the snow more? As in, which weather is more tolerable to deal with or which one do you like in terms of their climate/atmosphere/aesthetics?
((To the mod who's reading this, I wish you and Sasori a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! 🎄🎅❄️ Expect more asks from me soon!))
I wouldn't call it 'preferring'. I hate one less than the other. They're both annoying.
It took me a while to adapt my puppets to the climate of other regions. Rain can usually be dealt with by covering the finished product with polish, so the water doesn't get absorbed.
But there are places like Ame-Gakure where the sheer amount of it will ruin even the best of pieces. And for some stupid reason, that is where the leaders chose to found their main hideout. Once the wood is soaked you can throw it out for good. All the effort wasted. I've contemplated poisoning them for it.
Either way...snow isn't much different from rain. It ends up pearling off like rain does, if I have my preventive heating systems in place. It gets annoying when we spend days on end outside with no way of replacing the heating scrolls. That's when the snow stops melting. It gets everywhere. Including the joints, which then eventually start breaking when the damn water freezes. 💢
The rain is the lesser evil in that case. Slightly. Still...nothing I can't handle~
((Mod: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too!!))
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Mod// Thanks for the tag!
Hmm, I have so many songs stuck in my head at the moment. A lot of them are Soundtracks or from Karliene.
But if I had to choose, it's either 'Stand up' by Cynthia Erivo or 'APT' by Rosé.
With IWTV in mind, I'm also very fond of 'Self Control' by Laura Flanigan and 'Take me as I am' by October Project.
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#Positivity Protocooooool! 😄💖☀️ Send this to rp-blogs who you think portray their muses so damn well and are just generally awesome!
Mod// Omg!
Thank you so much 😭
I have no idea recently if anyone is still interested in this little blog of mine. It really feels good to hear that some people do appreciate it. I try my hardest to stay in character and make it a fun experience for everyone.
Thank you, kind stranger🩷
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It is far from boring.
It's art. I am a creation of eternal beauty, never withering or decaying. I am stronger than I ever was.
And besides~ Who says I don't enjoy ravaging villages for new supplies? It's as fun as it ever was...just now without adrenaline
Kisame looked at Sasori from a distance. He had a question for the puppet master since day one. He decided to finally approach Sasori.
"Sasori, I do apologize if I'm prying, but what does if feel like to be a puppet?"
*The red head looks at the man unblinking*
It doesn't feel like anything.
There is no pain, no excitement, no sorrow. I discarded all of that when I made this eternal body. I am no longer affected by these nonsensical limitations.
As for what it is like...it's liberating. *smirks*
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Kisame looked at Sasori from a distance. He had a question for the puppet master since day one. He decided to finally approach Sasori.
"Sasori, I do apologize if I'm prying, but what does if feel like to be a puppet?"
*The red head looks at the man unblinking*
It doesn't feel like anything.
There is no pain, no excitement, no sorrow. I discarded all of that when I made this eternal body. I am no longer affected by these nonsensical limitations.
As for what it is like...it's liberating. *smirks*
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Uhuhuhuhu~~
I have your nose, I have your nose 👃🏻👌🏼!!
Give it back.💢
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#Positivity Protocol! 😄💙☀️ Send this to ten muns who you think portray their muses so damn well and are just generally awesome!
<3
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I see your point and I agree with most of it.
However this fails to touch on a vital part of reality. Because while these strawberries may not be real, they can cause some real emotional distress.
Perhaps the person seeing it has had a choking incident. Maybe they had an allergic reaction back in the day or a severe health scare and digestive problems upon eating them. And while they cannot eat the painting, seeing it will still trigger their trauma, regardless of whether it's a real strawberry or not. Just like people with arachnophobia are terrified of pictures of spiders because (I know, shocking) fear isn't rational.
So no, the person who accidentally walked upon the painting can't just look away. Because seeing it has already triggered them.
Now, should we censor strawberry paintings because of this? Maybe? A warning would certainly be nice. AO3 does this pretty well with tags already, the issue is moreso a problem on other platforms.
But let's keep this in mind and have some empathy for other people, who aren't as unburdened as we are. Thanks.
saying ao3 needs to censor certain content is like saying a museum can't have still life art that includes strawberries because you don't like them.
these are not real strawberries. you do not have to, and in fact cannot, eat them. no one with a strawberry allergy will be harmed by looking at them. no migrant workers were exploited in the picking of these strawberries. there were no questionable farming practices or negative environmental impacts from growing or transporting them.
because - and i cannot stress this enough - they are not real strawberries.
if you don't like strawberries, you don't have to look at the paintings. in fact, you can get a map of the museum that lists what works are in what rooms and just. not go in there. if you see one by mistake, you can look away. just keep walking. there's plenty of other stuff to see.
yes, real strawberries can cause real quantifiable harm to real people.
but again. these are not real strawberries.
you may have whatever feelings you like about strawberries, and so can i. you can draw and write about whatever fruit floats your boat, and so can i, even if that happens to be strawberries. and we can hang our art side by side in the same gallery, provided you understand that my strawberries are not about you (and your kumquats are, shocker, not about me) and that - and this is true - neither are real.
and when the fascists break down the doors and grab all the strawberry paintings and heap them in the street and set them on fire, please know that they are coming for your kumquats next.
so if you want a place where you can show off your beautiful kumquat art safely, you're gonna have to tolerate having some strawberries in the next room.
and that's okay. because the strawberries aren't real.
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@itamis-multi-muses @yu-huuuu @mackzsblog
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they should invent friends that do not live so fucking far
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