#it's the sad truth LMAO
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no one knows what the meaning of tall is until you meet all for one
#i'm trying to make gif graphics#and i stumbled on this gem#lady nagant is maybe 5'8"???#his head isn't even in the frame i'm dyinggggggggg#actually you can't even see the beginning of his neck yet#*wheezing into the sun*#everyone is short#it's the sad truth LMAO#afo could sit on chisaki and nagant and kill them#i'm sorry for the shit posting i'm done but i need this#on my blog for reasons#give me your bnha muses pspspspsps#* ⟢ ALL FOR ONE ( visage )
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tapping the "do you even like Lewis or do you just like shipping him with a white man" sign
#some of you LITCHERALLY sound like helmut. 2 races into the season. wtf lmao#'i love him but-' but do you actually love him?#'its sad to see him like this. maybe its time for younger drivers to get a chance' no. fuck then kids#like some of you are so frustrating and disrespectful#you dont lose points if you stop pretending you like him. live your truth. its not mandatory to like Lewis#you just dont have to justify it with “hes not like he used to be” WHAT FROM LIKE 4 MONTHS AGO? LAST YEAR????#f1#lewis hamilton
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tl;dr: H:SR Kaeya doesn't like overly-complex, conflicting & impulsive human behavior as it goes against his simple & logical nature as a being. He's bound to never overcome this obstacle, with all the conflicting emotions it comes with.
The biggest obstacle in passing off as fully human, for a being of the Enigmata, is the complexity of human behavior.
When normally something layered and difficult to understand would fascinate them and keep them engaged, this particular instance goes against their nature: beings have been created to deal with anything in their existance with logic and tranquility, picking the best path to avoid any complications arising during the problem-solving process. I have also explained in another headcanon that beings aren't made to feel extreme emotions in stressful situations with all the implications of the case, so complex emotions are something they try to avoid at all cost.
Kaeya, Emanator and Enigma, is not an exception.
From what he has extrapolated during the millennias of his life on multiple planets:
- Humans would love to live peaceful lives devoid of problems; however, when confronted with a problem that has a rather simple solution, most of them will bemoan and lament about it without attempting to solve it at the roots. This will lead to the completely solvable problem evolving into something bigger and more complex to dispose of, leading to more despair from their part. He has learned that this behavior is called self-sabotaging; - Most humans love to settle in a peaceful lifestyles, but this also bores them, thus leading them to fall out of the latter. Consequences also seems to be something deeply hated by humans, yet the logic of ''if I do X, then Y will happen to me'' never seems to appear in their mind. Human behavior is impulsive in the worst ways, this is what he wrote down in his notebook; - Most of them also have a passion for overcomplicating feelings and situations, leading to stress and miscommunication that seems to be unwanted, yet the behavior seems to prosper. He supposes that this also is in the realm of self-sabotating. The mental gymnastic to avoid saying explicit things is impressive even to a being that speaks in riddles;
Kaeya is terrifyingly good at observing and analyzing things, able to understand the feelings underneath and gently coax the Truth out, eventually and with time. However, when people observe him back and deduce that he's attracted to complex thing, they may make the mistake of thinking that this includes complex people into it. That their behavior may be fascinating to him just as objects are.
Nothing could be further from the truth.
In his bonds, Kaeya likes simple things, loves when actions explicitely underline care and affection, if there's some, showing that while his partner may be conflicted, they do feel something for him. He likes to use and receive words of affirmation, often uncomfortably truthful, when situations get too ambiguous for his likings, taking the matter in his own hands rather than leave the other spluttering around for words.
The complexity of the human being may be fascinating for some, but Kaeya has grown to be uncomfortable around too much of it.
It reminds him that there's a very physical wall between him and a normal human that he'll never manage to climb or burst down, because his methods and actions are simple, compared to the other person's methods, and he keeps seeking simplicity. He cannot evolve on that front, because simple is what he was made into.
Simple is how he always operates, and how he'll always operate, regardless of how human he'd like to be. He can understand the reasoning (boredom, self-sabotaging urges, etc.) behind imploding one's life, but the appeal is lost to him. If it was him, he'd much rather communicate that he needs a change of scenery and pace to the people in his life that matter. There are consequences to every actions that cannot be escaped forever, so he'd rather be forward instead of being dragged along and straight into an unpredictable obstacle because he gave in to his impulses. Not that he doesn't give in, sometimes, but most of his impulsive actions involve only himself, and not others. The consequences of his actions fall on him and only on him, as it should be.
In his close bonds, however, he feels safer than trying to observe confusing behavior from afar: he's confident that if he speaks up to the person about getting uncomfortable with the mixed signals they're giving him, said person will possibly understand his plight in wanting them to be a bit more forward, and will find a middle ground to avoid pushing him away alltogether. For him, it's this simple, and it should always feel like it'll be this simple.
While sarcasm, irony and the likes don't escape him as often (he has learned to read into the tone of voice), people's impulsivity and strong tendence at being unpredictable. Every time he's met with it, he feels the other person dragging him right into the obstacle.
The wall is said obstacle, and the other person is pulling him into it face-first, doing more damage than good- he can't read that language, and he can't be forced to, because his mind operates differently. He'll crash into the bricks head first.
It'll always operate differently. He'll always crash into it without a proper way to destroy the wall not because he lacks the tools to- but because the difficulty of depth and contrasting, fickle behaviors, if overdone, make him feel negative emotions. It's in here for protection, too.
#from another realm ━ (ooc)#riddle me this; is everything that you remember real and nothing but the pure truth? ━ (H:SR V.)#you no longer know me; shrouded in the fog of mystery ━ (H:SR V. Headcanons)#id love to have him have an outburst about this. he deserves to feel angry and frustrated a little bit for something hes experienced#the tl;dr is uuuhhh new... im starting to feel some kinda way about yapping so this kinda helps? and also helps others i hope#since i write a lot when im in this zone#theres something that makes me super sad about this hc while i was writing it. id like to hug him#bonus: take a shit every time you read the word simple LMAO
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Twilight getting caught up in the illusion of having a family and then feeling bad for Nightfall since she's so lonely and has no one and no one likes her at all (like Handler can't even get to assign her with any other agents cause they all hate her) so he tries to get her to socialize with the other ladies at her job and tries to get her friends but she's so disinterested and doesn't even try
#spy x family#sxf#loid forger#twilight#fiona frost#headcanon#i just love when people have canonically bad vibes lmao#in this scenario twilight doesnt know that even the people at the hospital hate her#the only reason they agreed to hang out with her is because he asked but they spend the whole night trashing her behind her back#it sucks and shes sad the entire night#just a never ending compulations of people calling nightfall a bitch#but the truth is shes not a bitch just a strong confident woman whos a bit autistic and doesnt know how to socialize very well#also twilight being a real hypocrite#like after all these years of emphasizing not to have connections you get a lil fake family and all of a sudden you're giving her lecturers#ya fraud
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ALL THE TIME 😞
Specifically Netflix and Fox ! 😡
#Netflix#Fox#cancelled#netflix cancels#memes#sad#comedy#funny#true#facts#truth#funny memes#lol#lmao#lmfao#sadness#canceled#twitter#tv show#tv shows#gone too soon#rap#dudja#youtube#music#soundcloud#dope#hip hop#fire#new
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the people (me) would like to know. do you fw Gwenpool? the silliest of silly billies?
Ok I haven’t read any gwenpool myself but I follow a very dedicated gwenpool editor on tiktok lol. She looks like the sweetest and silliest to ever do it! Theres a ton of comics i wanna check out and she’s on the list!!
#her costume is so cute I love her and I don’t even know her all that well#she always looks so joyous LMAO#I need more silliness in my life I’ll pick up an issue of hers tomorrow#summer 2024 is silly summer#asks#artycarty55#SORRY TO DISAPPOINT#the sad truth is this has been a marvel blog for over a year and I never actually branched out into more marvel content#[disappointed buzzer noise]#my bad team
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Graystripe's Vow Redux: Ferncloud or Cloudtail?
For my redux of Graystripe's Vow just before the end of TBC, I have decided to make a major change; Graystripe stays with the Tribe to live the rest of his days in peace. The warrior who interacts with WarriorClan will be different.
It's either Ferncloud or Cloudtail, asking themselves an important question; "Is there anything I could have done differently to save Ashfur? Were there signs I could have noticed? Can I speak to him now, using the Moonstone?"
They learn that... no. There was nothing that could have been done, that he wasn't born a monster but sometimes you can't save a person, and they are blameless for what he's done. The truth is more painful than they could have imagined.
They are going to be accompanied by Bumblestripe, who is coming to terms with what he'd done. Having been an accessory to the Imposter's tyrannical regime and complicit in the murder of so many cats out of his misplaced rage at Dovewing, he escorts Graystripe to the mountain, meets his fabled older brother Stormfur, and then accompanies the elder.
So... which cat is it?
The cat that goes on this trip will be the one who confronts Ashfur in the Dark Forest later, taking what they've learned and completing the arc by confirming it.
If it's Cloudtail...
Standing up for Squilf and telling her to stay behind as he brings her message to Ashfur is very meaningful as her uncle.
His loud and bold personality is fitting for that confrontation
WarriorClan is a bunch of kittypets trying to mimic the life he was brought into. He'd get a kick out of this.
As Ashfur's mentor in this redux, it's a unique dynamic to explore, wondering how he failed him.
Can have a mentorly talk with Bumblestripe about mistakes, moving on from them, and taking responsibility.
If it's Ferncloud...
Going to visit the Forest territories is also a trip to visit the graves of a lot of people she lost. Brindleface, One-eye, Elderberry, Hollykit, Larchkit...
Dustpelt is dead, she has no mate left at home unlike Cloudtail.
She has a buff as a teacher-type. She could educate WarriorClan on glyphs, history, and some traditions before she leaves.
In this redux, Ashfur was a kitten when their mom died. She raised him with their sister Elderberry. She feels responsible as his family for his actions.
Can speak with Bumblestripe about family, how loss affects you, but how that never excused how he was treated... and it doesn't excuse how he treated others.
#Sometimes I post just to think out loud lmao#I could be goaded into doing both...#But would that detract from Bumblestripe as the traveling buddy at all?#What would I call it if it was three people#Ashfur's Truth? And then it has 0 Ashfur in it lmao#Maybe I'd pick one as a primary#Ferncloud's Truth seems like a sad title#Bonefall Rewrite#Cloudtail's Vow
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SCREAMING 😂 WHAT does this mean??? I've been here over 2 years now. I have reblogged many more than 5 things. Is.. Is it like, 5 reblogs on one post that weren't just mine because.. Yeah we actually should celebrate that.
#But like also how sad is that if that's the truth lmao#proves my point a little doesn't it 😅#That it's been SO long since I got a bunch of interaction on a post that my blog is like HEY CONGRATS on your first time 😂😂😂
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Alrighty. Might as well. Here we go.
Pichu was never the same after this.
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Sephiroth let out a long, content sigh, the black spikes quivering beneath his chin as he held his treasured friend tighter. But he didn't move a muscle; he didn't want to jostle Zack--not when he was drifting off to sleep. He could feel it, the way his breath was calming into a slow, gentle zephyr, the way his heartbeat was steadying... the drums growing further and further apart... falling into sync with his own rhythm. Slumber was tugging at his own eyes, though, mesmeric with its call, and the Mako-green light dimmed from the midnight shroud of the apartment as Sephiroth allowed sleep to shepherd his own mind away.
But not before he let himself slip, just an inch. Just a splinter. Just a slight crack in the dam keeping the tender, throbbing affection in his soul at bay. It cracked--and in that moment, cocooned in the warmth of his best friend, in the gratitude that he had someone to hold... safe and sound... Sephiroth let it.
His face buried in the harmless bed of spikes, delicate as glass, soft as velvet, Sephiroth closed his eyes and pressed his lips against the feathery terrain. They lingered there, for a floating, celestial moment, before Sephiroth drew away, brushing past the strands as his own bangs tangled with the quills.
“I love you, Zack..." he mumbled quietly, just loud enough for his friend to hear.
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Yep! That’s it. That’s all you’re ever getting from me.
#sephiroth#ffvii#zack fair#crisis core#floof#the truth is that i stumbled across a sad post and got this instinctual urge to remedy this#it’s so underwhelming lmao#fanfic#ff7 fanfic#pichu writing#weenie hut jrs#weenie hut jrs floof
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saw a mutual do an art collab with a transphobic ex-bff - entire day ruined and i am anxiety filled mess
#just seeing her art like literally put me in hell LMAO??#but also now i know the mutual is still in cahoots with her#SAD#but i will talk to her . hopefully she isnt another rotten piece of shit transphobe#and hearing the truth will save her from that freak#but u never know#also this is happening on top of major irl crisis im having WHICH IS SO AWESOME FOR ME YAY#adry.txt#someone pray for my soul i need to decide my life next week and it's scary as shit#and now this is happening too i wanna throw up
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What if Alastor was aro allo 🤔
#and then Vox is ace allo#but alastor is low libido and vox is high libido#sorry i always gotta be on my radiostatic bs its the rules#complicated and sad?#nuh uh#complicated and repressed but happily in a qpr 😊😊😊#everyone arguing if hes ace or aroace but i know the truth /j#please dont murder me for this take lmao#hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin#aromantic alastor
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I cannot fathom the level of self importance some people must have to behave this way
#it’s more so selfishness lmao#idk I’m getting unnecessarily worked up about this but 6 months ago I kinda vanished off of everywhere and then I noticed she deleted some#messages#girl I would’ve responded later calm down gosh the messages aren’t going anywhere nor are they disappearing#dora daily#I think of all people who should be mad you’re the last one because tell me why you were so viscerally rude to me since the beginning and#played a massive part of the roaa situation by being complacent when oh ! I thought you’d side with your alleged best friend ME#girl you have no right to complain at all not to mention you take FOREVER when you have no excuse to reply back but when I’m struggling I#apparently have zero excuse ☠️ girl bye#not to mention the fact that when I was so frustrated with myself having these bad headaches and being so incapable of doing anything when#exams were so close all you had to say was what can I do#well bitch what could I have done when you were at hospital#I guarantee you I was the only one texting you 24:7 asking how you were#reassuring you that it’s okay to feel upset about being in the fucking hospital and you don’t need to have such toxic positivity all the tim#oh but when the other girl had freaking back pain from her period or something apparently that’s more of a concern#girl bye#not me who has chronic headaches and cannot even study and nothing sticking cause it’s that bad#oh but go ahead compare it to your chronic illnesss like yes it’s horrible and yes it impacts you a lot#but I don’t think it impacts your brain and memorisation capacity#not to mention how fucking jealous she is of everything like I can say oh god I was so stressed and girl she has not felt stress in her life#compared to what I go through yet she is jealous of the fact I can stress ? tf?#and when I say I almost passed out cause of exhaustion she doesn’t give a shit when I was being so serious#in truth I’ve come to realise nobody does seem to care at all lmao they all think I’m lying#why would I lie about that be so fucking fr rn#anyways this is why I simply don’t want to talk about my physical condition with anyone anymore because they’ll think I’m a liar anyways 🤷♀#not to mention the fact if you even knew me a little you’d understand that it’s so impossibly hard for me to feel comfortable enough to#complain to talk about me feeling sick or sad or whatever I only do it here cause no one follows me and no one will rlly see it at all#but even here I feel like my throat closes up and I can barely breathe when I do complain#so pls …#this one sided friendship thing is crazy cause girl how do I shake you off?
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Why were you so skrunkly/pos when you were younger what happened to you
Skrunkly?
The Lady's eyebrows shoot upward at the new word. Now, that's a term she's never heard before. Must be a tongue she has not had the time to grasp yet. Or perhaps a new slang from land. She clicks her tongue: she really is not up to date as she thought she'd be.
Not that she'd ever lower herself to ask for its meaning to a guest, of course. She's so much better than that. Her tone is cold when she answers.
"I grew up."
#「 THE MAW MUST SURVIVE 」 - ic#「 NEWS FROM LAND 」 - asks#therealsnowball1500#「 OF MEMORIES LONG FORGOTTEN 」 - five#// very simple yet sad truth there my friend#// also shes such an asshole i cant stand her LMAO#// i will give her a kiss on the mouth maybe. maybe ghat will calm her down
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anyways i think ive posted this before but the ADL and whatever "rational wiki" is (heard something negative abt it once idk what its about but) both have good index's on dogwhistles to look out for, of course for some things its hard to tell but take context clues and if they use a bunch of other dogwhistles into consideration if you suspect someone is alt right, also consider that some people are essentially taught this stuff w/o context of what it really means sometimes and might just use dogwhistles bc they dont know any better (thinking of minors here mostly). either way gauge for yourself if its safe enough to stick around to find out.
#dogwhistles#theres plenty of other websites i could link but i linked rational wiki specifically bc their index is bigger and includes more#niche internet dogwhistles than the adl one does.#that could also be because a lot of those niche internet dogwhistles are intentionally made with plausible deniability so the ADL#doesnt wanna list them lest they get accused of being paranoid or some shit. idk.#but i *will* say- some of these things isolated- like liking runes and pine trees.... i dont think is enough to work off of#(mostly speaking for myself on that last one bc i love pine trees and i used to like runes but never saw it in That way......)#and also some ppl are trying to reclaim pepe. esp since the guy who made it hated that neo nazis took him and did this to him#so ppl try to reclaim it. that also requires context to sleuth out if someones using it as a dogwhistle or not#in fact bc so many leftists were reclaiming pepe they decided to make a new one called a 'groyper' which is like. an obvious telltale sign#that person is a neo nazi if theyre using that one.#i also think its worth mentioning that theres a certain subsection of internet leftists who like to use these internet alt righters#terms to lure them in to truth and reality (see: vaush) it's like a meeting them at their level of understanding thing#it also shows them that you're not intimidated by their 'Secret Language' and can see it for what it is so if they try it on you#you can still counter them. so once again context matters. like if vaush is talking about someone 'hiding their power level' its him#acknowledging that thats a term they use in reference to hiding how deep in the rabbithole they are and making fun of them for that fact#bc theres something so inherently sad and funny about being that self aware that you're deranged that you gotta have a phrase you#use to hide it lmao.#not saying its great but. it seems to work at least to some degree in deconverting ppl from the alt right
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sometimes i forget that if i open up to people theyll think im an asshole
#im not as much of an asshole as i seem lmao#like it seems like an asshole thing if i try and explain shit simply#like the easy way to describe how i feel is “i dont give a crap your grandma died”#but how i really feel is “im sorry your grandma died but it doesnt affect me so im nkt sad#and i hope you feel better with time“#like the most truthful way i can say it is“i dont care that your grandma died and it doesnt matter to me personally but youre sad so sry ig”#idfk
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I like cereal But I ain't no serial killer
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