#it's so FUNNY i LOVE IT

[pansetta]

I love how my tl is just full of spoilers but not really for Wild Life because it's literally just "// wild life spoilers" followed by "insert drawing of a snail"

I'm not even seeing much other stuff event-wise because it's literally just snails LMAO

[kathegoose]

Have you watched/listened to the mimic song by Xtratuna "My name is the fucking Mimic, oh yeah"

my name is edwin i made the mimic it was difficult to put the pieces together

[wanderpawn]

I recreated one of my older drawings with Sunday because apparently I'm Sunday now 🥲

You guys ever see a character and think "god that would totally be me in another universe," so you avoid them like the plague and pretend they don't exist until you absolutely cannot take it anymore??

*cough.* Anyway, congratulations on the new Sunday yaayyy 🥳🥳🥳

[space-mouse]

i did not expect the narrator of the phantom of the opera to have the soul of a celebrity drama podcaster.

[emmafallsinlove]

love the fact that i study video games development because all my homework thus far was literally like. download this software and this one and we'll see you in two weeks because it's hanukkah. and one professor was like for your homework i want you to play a video game you haven't played in a while and write me an essay what you like about the game, what you think worked and what didn't, what should've been improved, what you would've changed if you had the chance and it's so funny to me because i didn't expect it to be like this.

[edgepunk]

crackshippers gotta be my favorite because they'll go "I know this ship makes zero sense but listen [proceeds to show me a detailed powerpoint presentation that convinces me the ship makes sense]"

[sugaryspirits]

Players finally brought Ziffri's mom into existance

Her name is Elorin and wow what a mom. She'll adopt the whole group if they're not careful- much to Ziffri's dismay

[wereh0gz]

I love how the lor gets a little magical-girl-transformation-esque scene every time you get one of the ship parts

[femgirlfriend]

i keep thinking about how cecil unironically addresses carlos as 'the father of my child' like he birthed that child himself or something

[astralflows]

playing mch in pvp be like: [marksman's spite you] nothing personal kid.

[teethrotter]

caught another one lads ( identified a non-midwesterner by their reaction to Midwestern Wednesday / testing the tornado sirens )

[mychemicalbrromance]

Guys ive been reading peak

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[demonicsuffrage]

8 year old freshly adopted Dick, throwing the moths and flies he caught on Patrol directly at Bruce's face: I got you dinner!

Bruce, who was just bombarded with insects: Chum?!

Dick, smiling cheerfully: Bats eat insects!

Bruce:

Dick: I just read it in a book

Bruce:

Bruce: Bats also eat fruits and nectar

Dick: So you're a fruity bat?

Bruce:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dick, throwing an apple at him the next day: Dinner!

Bruce:

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.