#it's really fucking transparent

[galactaknightyaoi]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GALACTA KNIGHT!!!! And congratulations to Meta Knight for experiencing the Cain Instinct for the first time.

Galacta Knight, as you might've been able to tell already, is one of my favorite characters, and KSSU is one of my favorite games (the original SS was my introduction to Kirby!) so I wanted to go all out. Happy day, old man. I pray for at least 20 more years.

Oh, and don't worry! He's not upset about the cake smash, he thinks it's funny. And he got back at him.

As for the in-universe explanation for there being 16 candles in his cake?

... 500+ didn't fit in safely.

The birthday boy and his family were just a bit too flammable.

[bizlybebo]

jrwi characters react to you getting a tapeworm

(original? for jrwi made by @pennydoesstuff )

Gillion: *drawing sword* worry not, y/n, for such evils shall be thwarted with the power of DESTINY

Chip: WOAAHHH can i touch it or is that like disrespectful to your culture

Jay: you wanna know my secret so bad, chip? i was using— y/n you what

Caspian: traitor noises

Lizzie: thats fucking disgusting *eats the tapeworm while making eye contact with ypu*

Marshall John: HELL YEAH BROTHER *high fives u so hard the tapeworm falls out

Niklaus: *has tits out* i see

Ava Ferin: dead

Drey Ferin: yknow i had a tapeowrm once too…. In a life long past me by now…..

Old Man Earl: turns it into juice

Ollie: WOAHHH *pokes it*

Goobleck: is the tapeworm

+ bonus

William: yknow sometimes i feel like there are two tapeworms in me. and inside me those two tapeworms are fucking

[cremsie]

Deep apologies for commissioners rn because I may be a bit slow this month

If only because literally everything in our apartment is breaking this week and my weekend has just been full of repairmen and figuring things out

[stargloom]

im everything you hate

blood ver

[seventh-district]

Sam: "Look at me. Hey- look at me a second. I know. I know you're tough. I know how strong you are. You have every right to be proud of that. But being able to handle somethin' doesn't mean you should have to. Least of all when I'm right here trying to help. Please let me help. If not for you then for me, because I don't like knowin' you're hurtin', especially when there's somethin' I can do about it."

Me, shaking my head, fighting back literal tears: "B-but it's gonna give you another headache!"

[lifeisstrangearchive]

Warren's locker in Nightmare Sequence

[rotyolk]

ok i changed my mind. posting this here as well.

[madnesscombatagere]

Move out of the way ladies, Mr. Based has arrived

Big Sister Caregiver - Flip - Age Regressor - Age Dreamer - Babysitter - Caregiver - Papa Caregiver - Grandma Caregiver

[mashmouths]

so i started this show and it just gets worse and worseeeee not only did it lift the romance subplot directly from twilight (and not well) but they also are trying to play the forbidden love angle hard in the fantasy racism vein except it's a "cross-species" relationship between the two whitest people i've ever seen in my life and there are three people of color in the whole (first season of the) show who aren't villains and it seems that every other episode (and sometimes ebery episode and sometimes twice an episode!) there is a man physically or magically subjugating a woman and i keep waiting for the big reveal at the end to be stolen from fucking rainbow rowell

[uss-genderprise]

au where ianto survived coe and teamed up with john to chase after jack and gwen in miracle day and somehow (john's fault) ended up breaking the law in la

i know i'm super late to this meme but a week ago i was chatting with some friends infodumping about these two and explaining why john is a girl to me and then i called ianto "my boy" and one of my friends said "don't you mean your girl?" and i was like "no that's the other one. my boy and my girl" and my friend was like "like barbie and ken" and this image was beamed directly into my brain shutting down all other thought processes and i just had to sit there for a while making noises like a wounded animal so uh. here it is

[esciting]

disqualifying joost is one thing, but it is so disrespectful and unprofessional that his disqualification was not announced on instagram, facebook and the live show itself

[volfoss]

it is beyond infuriating how anne rice seems to insist on marius being a positive force in anyone's life ever. like she can't fully commit to exploring the fact he groomed armand and has repeatedly taken away his consent for what marius thinks is best (take the end of TVA as an example) and just kind of flatly puts it in the narrative. there's not really much interest in how these horrific events make marius come across as the worst because EVERYONE loves him. for gods sake, lestat learns from armand exactly what marius did to him in TVL and then proceeds to go find marius and be super friendly to him in the same fucking book. even armand and pandora, two of the people who have MORE than enough right to hate him, do not. it doesnt feel like shes trying to explore the toxicity of the abusive dynamic he traps them in, it just is there. and like yeah ofc the toxic vampire romance series but i think that this should be handled with more care. and it is not ever really framed in a way that she is interested in exploring how marius should easily be one of the most horrific characters in this series because it kind of feels like sa/rape/grooming/other things of that sort are just put there to further plot and not to really get the respect that they deserve in a medium.

[skeletalheartattack]

...am I just losing my mind or did yer icon become evil? I don't remember that BeAst behind Boe

yuuuump always been behind me

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ghost!toji x reader ….. hmmmm hm hm hm

[good--merits-accumulated]

truly like... one good Western away from writing an anderperry cowboy au

[wewontbesleeping]

dude it's actually so fucking depressing how difficult it's become to buy concert tickets. like you have to enter into a lottery to get a chance to buy them, and then if you're lucky enough to get a chance, they're exorbitantly expensive. and we don't have any other options, it's just play their stupid little games and pay their prices or don't go.