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snake-and-mouse · 7 months ago
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You heard it here folks, straight from the horse's mouth, Daniel Howell has a loose ass
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fryday · 6 months ago
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i can't tell whether this heart shirt + ginger quiff combo is making phil look very pretty and swishy or like an uncle
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orchid-harmony · 2 years ago
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Bedrock bros it is then
You gave me a writing prompt so I’m going to give this my best shot because I am far from any good at this. I am so sorry it got long. Seriously I have no idea how to do this 🙃
Tommy is a Runaway (bad situation, orphan, street kid tis up to you!) and somehow finds himself outcast and alone in the enchanted forest. (Please if you can think of a better name use it T-T)
Everyone knows the forest is a Death trap at night but with no where to go and the sun fading fast, Tommy makes his way into the forest hoping to find some kind of shelter before nightfall.
He’d heard stories that a Giant lived in the forest and liked to stalk the few unlucky souls who were in the forest at night like mere prey and he hoped that that’s all they were, just stories. But it’s hard to tell yourself that when you feel like there’s eyes on you from every direction.
At the feeling of being watched Tommy tries to hide hoping that whatever was following him would just leave him alone! If the stories were true then he did not want to meet any giants. Especially knowing if he did, he’d probably never see the next sunrise….
Technoblade often enjoyed going out for walks in the darkness of night. It felt good after a long day of work working the fields of his potato farm and found the serenity of nighttime suited him better then walking during the day. Less opportunities that he could run into a human. They weren’t particularly fond of him to say the least even though those feelings were mutual.
Most humans didn’t dare come into his forest at night anyways. Not after the “stories” that had spread from sightings of him chasing humans out of his forest. They seemed to think he enjoyed having them in his forest so it was for the best that they used the fear of the stories to stay clear.
So why had he smelled the scent of human nearby? Not just a human but a scrawny little one looking half starved and shivering looking for shelter in his Forest at nightfall?
I gave you a prompt and now it's my time to repay it. Merry Christmas Becky!! I hope you enjoy reading your Christmas gift!!
I couldn't come up with a better name QwQ
My Instincts Adopted you So Who am I to Deny Them?
Warning(s): Safe vore, mentions of hard vore, fearplay (Tell me if I need to add more warnings, thank you!!)
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It isn't the first time Tommy was in a foster home, certainly won't be the last.
At birth, he never got to know what his parents looked like since from what one of the orphanage workers told him, he was an infant when he was at the orphanage's doorstep.
Tommy doesn't care about his birth parents, he only cares if he will survive.
There was a knock on the door.
"Tommy, you awake?"
A voice, it was his social worker's voice.
"Yeah, I'm awake. Just laying in my bed."
Tommy said, he honestly wasn't looking for anything exciting to do for today. He was looking for what he hoped was a relaxing day.
"May I come in?"
"Sure, you can come in."
The door opens, revealing his social worker.
His social worker's name was Puffy, not that he didn't care to know her name.
"Good morning Tommy, have you slept well?"
"Slept fine, I guess."
Puffy nodded.
"Well, I have good news for you."
Tommy sighed, those good news only meant one thing.
"I found another family that would love to look after you and maybe adopt you."
Yep, Tommy was right.
"The adopting part is way too far for it to happen, Ms. Puffy, and even you know this."
"You never know unless you give it chance Tommy."
"I've given the other homes chances, and none of those worked before, so why would this one work while the other ones failed?"
"Tommy, please, do it for me?"
Tommy looked down, then deeply sighed.
"Fine, but I'm only doing it for you."
Ms. Puffy smiled.
Tommy had a bad feeling about this.
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Tommy was running.
He knew shouldn't have given the foster home that he is currently in a chance.
And yet, he did, because Ms. Puffy asked him to.
He can't hear footsteps behind him but he can't give up, he needs to keep running.
Tommy doesn't notice this, but he runs into the forbidden forest.
After running for too long, Tommy trips and falls.
His lungs that were begging for air were greedily taking it now that he wasn't running anymore.
He looks around his surroundings, he then realizes that he is in The Enchanted Glade forest.
Tommy felt fear rush through his entire body.
He then quickly looks at the sky, then his heart drops.
The sun was setting.
And he needed a place to hide, to be sheltered.
Now you might be asking, why would Tommy need to find shelter now? Can't he just sleep on the ground?
Well, there's a reason why The Enchanted Glade is forbidden to enter.
Tommy has heard rumors about a giant living in the forest, and that it likes to stalk its prey, the giant only comes out at night.
Tommy tries to calm himself down.
He just needs to hurry it up because the sun was setting fast, and he didn't know how much longer it would be before night appears.
Tommy gets up from his spot and starts walking around.
As he walked around the forest, he started to shiver, he felt like he had eyes on him.
He looked around, trying to see what was looking at him.
For a moment, the eyes were gone, but once he stopping looking around, they came back.
"C'mon Tommy, those stories are just stories, rumors, they shouldn't be real anyway."
Tommy continued to try and convince himself that there was't anything to be afraid of, and that the rumors were just fake stories.
But it was harder and harder for him to be convinced when the eyes continued to look at him.
Tommy was now starting to feel sweat running down, he couldn't take the feeling of being watched anymore.
He needed to hide.
He started to speed walk, trying to hurry and hide somewhere.
He kept on speed walking, slightly speeding up every time the eyes wouldn't leave him alone.
He then starts sprinting, feeling too scared from the eyes watching him.
And to his relief, he finds a hiding spot.
He quickly, but quietly, hides there.
For a second, the eyes linger, but after a few more seconds, they disappear.
He quietly sighs in relief.
If the rumors about a giant actually living in the forest, then he doesn't want to ever see or meet the giant.
And Tommy doesn't know if he will ever see the next sunrise.
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Techno was quite feeling peaceful tonight.
It was one of those nights again.
Nights that were quiet, almost deadly quiet, but, sometimes those deadly quiet nights could bring some peace.
After a long day of work, farming potatoes in his potato farm, he felt like he needed to take a walk around the forest.
Plus, he liked it better when he could walk at night, better than dealing with humans in the daytime.
Look, he wasn't exactly fond of humans, and humans weren't fond of him, so things were mutual with how they both felt about each other.
And it was for the better for him and the humans to stay far from each other.
He was a bit glad that barely any humans went inside the forest.
Well, barely any of them don't enter his forest because of the "stories" of him being seen chasing humans out of the forest.
In all honestly, he didn't want them thinking that he enjoyed having them in his forest, so he resulted in scaring them out of his forest.
He may not like it, but, if scaring humans was the only way to drive them out of his forest, and having them use that fear in the stories, then so be it.
Techno was feeling like tonight was going to be a good night to walk around his forest.
So far, there haven't been any humans in his forest for like a year now.
As Techno kept walking, his nose picked up a scent.
It wasn't just a random animal's scent.
It was a human's scent.
Techno sighed, didn't even last a year before another human decided to enter his forest.
He decided to follow the scent to see who was the foolish human to enter his forest.
He quietly walks around the forest, following the scent.
Once the scent gets stronger, Techno starts to think of ways of chasing the human out of his forest.
Once he got to the area where the scent was the strongest, he stopped and looked around the floor.
Once Techno sees the human who was in his forest, he freezes.
This isn't some ordinary adult human, it was a young human.
"Why is there a youngling in my forest?" Techno thought, he was rather more confused than frustrated.
Techno had decided that he would follow the youngling, as he was rather curious.
He stopped walking and hid a bit when the youngling stopped walking and looked around.
"Must be feeling that he is being watched." Techno thought to himself again.
He waited a bit before looking at the youngling once again.
Techno was a bit relieved that the youngling wasn't looking anymore.
"C'mon Tommy, those stories are just stories, rumors, they shouldn't be real anyway."
"So the younglings name is Tommy, interesting." Techno thought.
Techno started following the youngling again after Tommy starts to walk again.
He could tell that Tommy was starting to walk a bit more faster than normal.
Techno wasn't surprised that the youngling started to sprint.
He mentally sighed, then shook his head.
It only takes a moment before Techno looks around the area, trying to find his the youngling again.
His heart starts to race when he doesn't see any sign of Tommy being around the area.
Techno walks out of his hiding place and keeps on looking around in the open.
"Shit.." Techno muttered, he just looked away for a few seconds. He didn't mean to lose sight of the youngling.
Now Techno was starting to panic, he just managed to lose sight of his youngling, only his Tommy.
He didn't notice that by panicking, his panic was just causing Tommy, who was still hiding, to start panicking a little bit.
But Techno didn't know that.
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Tommy was now panicking a little.
Not only because the giant that was in the forest that Tommy was in real, but the giant was also looking around, in a panicked way.
The giant was stomping around, making the ground shake a lot, which was making Tommy dizzy.
Tommy knew that at one point, he would have to move to another hiding place without getting detected.
He could wait until the giant stopped shaking the ground so much, making Tommy have a clear view.
But he could go now and get out of his hiding spot while the giant was blinded by panic to notice Tommy.
Tommy decided on the second option.
He slowly got out of the bush that he was hiding in.
Tommy was almost out of the bush when he fell.
He had to hold in a yelp, which he almost let out if it wasn't for the situation that he was in.
He quietly stood up, careful not to make any sound, but with the ground shaking, it was hard to not make any noise.
Tommy was too busy trying to get out of the area quietly, that he didn't even see anything that could make noise on the ground.
Snap
Tommy froze.
He felt his blood run cold, he felt like he couldn't breathe, he felt that his heart was pounding so hard against his chest, he felt that everything felt cold.
But the worst part...
The shaking stopped...
And the eyes returned...
Tommy didn't want to turn around, because he knew, he knew that the giant was right behind him, looking at him.
Tommy then felt its body heat, so he assumed that the giant was way too close for Tommy's comfort.
"Youngling, please, turn around." The giant spoke.
The deep voice that the giant somehow has sends shivers down Tommy's spine.
Tommy didn't even move an inch, not that he wanted to, there was just so much fear flowing through his body.
It seemed as if Tommy wasn't given a choice because the giant then grabbed his tiny body.
Tommy was now face to face with the giant.
His heart was full on pounding against his chest, his breathing was uneven, all he felt was fear coursing through his entire body.
"You look even more young than I imagined."
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What?
"I said that you look even more young than I imagined."
"Must have said that out loud." Tommy thought.
"Could you please put me down?"
"No, you would try to escape me again and I don't want to let go of you yet."
"I mean..yeah, no doubt I would try to escape you again. But I have my reasons!!"
"I don't doubt that. However, I'm quite curious about why you're in my forest."
"...I plead the fifth."
"I don't know what that means so I'm going to ignore it since your laws have no meaning to me."
"Right."
There was an awkward silence in the air.
"You know, I'm still waiting for that answer."
"I ain't saying shit other than personal reasons." Tommy huffed then looked away from the giant with his arms crossed.
The giant rolled his eyes, though, the eyes seemed to dilate a bit.
The giant cleared his throat.
"Anyways, if you're not telling me why you're here, might as well just take you with me."
"Wait wait, I'm sure we can talk about this right?"
The giant ignores Tommy, he lowers his hand.
Tommy starts to feel the dread build up.
The giant puts Tommy in one of his pant pockets then closes the zipper.
"Hey, let me out!"
"No can do until you tell me why you're in my forest." The giant then starts walking.
"What part of personal reasons do you not understand?!"
"You could be part of the government and I don't want to risk that."
"What? No, I'm too fucking young to be part of the government. And plus, the government is corrupt."
"Still, I'm not letting you go."
The silence in the air was taking up everything.
"So, youngling, what is your name and age?"
"And why should I tell you?"
"Again, don't want to risk if you're part of the government."
Tommy sighed, this was gonna be a long night.
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Techno enters his cave, with his the youngling in his pocket.
He was safe there, and Techno would make sure he wouldn't leave.
Once he settles down, he unzips his pocket, grabbing the youngling and puts him down on the floor.
Techno knows the youngling's name is Tommy, but he would rather get his name from the youngling.
Plus, he doesn't want to sound like a creep by already knowing his name.
But, as soon as Tommys feet hit the floor, he runs to the entrance of the cave.
Techno sighed, he knew this would happen but he still feels disappointed that it would happen very soon.
Before the youngling makes it out of the cave, Techno puts his hand in front of Tommy, making him crash into his hand.
Techno moves his other hand to catch Tommy from landing on the ground.
"You're really determined to run away from me."
"That's what determination is dumbass."
"Not that it will last, since you're just gonna accept that you're not leaving."
"Yes I will be leaving, I don't care if I have to kill you in your sleep, I will leave."
"Let's see about that." Techno let out a small grin.
He really likes the energy the youngling has, reminds him of himself when he was way younger.
"Well youngling, whether you like it or not, I won't be giving up as well."
"Glad that both of us agree that we're both stubborn."
"Good, now, if you don't mind, I'm gonna head to sleep."
"Alright then."
Techno stood up, with his hand now wrapped around Tommy.
"Hey! Where are you taking me? I didn't agree to sleep with you!"
"I know what you're going to do as soon as I'm asleep. Don't play dumb with me."
"Piss off man!!"
"How about no? You're my responsibility now and you can't change my mind."
Techno ignored Tommy as he kept yelling vulgar words, but Techno didn't mind.
He goes into his room, then lays down in his bed, with the youngling being pushed against his chest.
Techno felt himself relaxed, hell, even his instincts were relaxed now that the youngling was near and safe.
He felt the youngling slow down, but Techno still needed to know Tommy's age.
"Youngling, I'm going to ask again, what is your name and age?"
He felt a breath of air hit his hand.
"My name's Tommy, and I'm seventeen, happy now?"
"Are you seventeen or seventeen thousand?"
"....Seventeen."
Techno felt both his heart drop and his instincts roaring at him that it wasn't safe for the youngling to be out of the nest.
"You're that young?" Techno says in a whisper, but the youngling still heard it.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Techno stayed quiet, then the realization hit Tommy.
"There is no way in fucking hell that you're very much a whole lot older than I am."
"What can I say? Gotta respect your elders youngling."
"Bruh, I gave you my name so you could call me that and not call me fucking youngling!!"
"It suits you."
"What in the fuck is that supposed to mean?"
Techno at this point was tired, so he just stayed quiet and closed his eyes.
As he was losing consciousness, he could slightly here Tommy talking to him.
Not that he payed him any attention.
Soon after a few seconds, Techno fell asleep.
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Techno woke up.
He looked around the room, still half asleep.
Once Techno deemed that there weren't any dangers around, he looked to his chest.
His instincts were happy that the youngling stayed, and was asleep.
He yawned, he supposes that soon the youngling would wake up.
Techno once again looks around the room, he finds a small blanket.
He doesn't remember when he found the thing for the first time, but he had a suspicion that he would need it in the future.
And he was right, he could use the blanket to wrap it around Tommy.
Techno removes Tommy from his chest, wraps the blanket around him, then puts him down somewhere comfortable.
He slowly but surely walks out of the room.
"Hmm, maybe I could get something for the youngling to eat." He thought
He decided that it would be best to search for an animal that could either be alive or dead.
Or he could get some fish, but it would be difficult due to his size.
It looks like he might need to cash in that favor with a long time human friend that has been living in his forest.
"I still can't believe another human is living in my forest, but eh, not like he has done anything bad for me to scare him out of my forest." He thought.
And it's true, Phil hasn't done anything wrong, sure, the first time Techno saw Phil he tried to scare him out of his forest.
But the old man just kept on coming back, and the more he came back, the less easily scared he was.
And so, Techno just gave up on scaring him out of the forest, and just accepted the fact that there was going to be a human staying in his forest.
Not that he doesn't enjoy Phil's company sometimes, but, it does get a bit boring when you only have talked to the single human who isn't scared of him.
And now that he has Tommy, he has to cash in his favor towards Phil.
Oh well, not that he minds that much.
At least he and Phil would have some bonding time with each other.
Techno went out of the cave, after making sure that the youngling was safe and asleep, he makes his way towards Phil's cabin.
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After a few hours later, Tommy opens his eyes.
He tried to move but couldn't, he looked at himself to see that he was wrapped in a blanket.
Tommy didn't even know why the giant would wrap him with a blanket.
But he had no time to wonder, he had to escape.
Sure, the blanket was warm, almost to the point of making him sleep, but he couldn't stay here.
Tommy wants to be a free spirit, but with the giant keeping him here, he won't ever be able to taste freedom again.
He began to unwrap himself from the blanket.
"I might take it, just to keep me warm at night." Tommy thought.
Once he safely unwraps himself from the blanket, he takes it then stands up.
Tommy slowly jogs to the entrance of the giant's room.
He looked around the cave, seemed like the giant was nowhere near.
Tommy then made a run for it to the entrance of the cave, making it outside.
But he didn't stop running.
Tommy kept going, he didn't stop to take a break, he didn't stop when his lungs begged him to, he didn't stop even when his legs were at a point of collapsing.
Tommy finally stopped running when he deemed that he was now far from the cave.
He took his time to catch his breath, Tommy fell to the ground due to his very tired legs.
He was too busy catching his breath that he didn't notice the looming threat.
"Well, well, well, what do we have here?"
Tommy froze, he didn't get enough time to react when a hand grabbed him.
Tommy looked at what grabbed him, and his heart dropped to the bottom of his stomach.
It was a giant naga.
The scales were a poisoning green, it had a porcelain, smiling mask on its face.
"I didn't expect a ssmall human in Techno'ss foresst."
Tommy couldn't get the words out, he felt himself getting squeezed by the naga.
"Well, can't expect much from a ssuch a low life creature like you." It chuckled.
Tommy at this point started to struggle out of the tight grip that he was in.
"Aww, leaving sso ssoon? I'm ssure Techno wouldn't mind me getting a tasste out of you."
Tommy struggled even harder, he tried kicking, scratching, even biting at the naga, but it didn't seem to work.
Tommy felt like accepting his fate once the naga took his mask off, revealing a cruel smile behind it.
As the naga started to move Tommy towards his mouth, he didn't notice nor hear someone getting closer to them.
"Dream, what in the actual hell do you think you're doing with my youngling?" A familiar voice said.
Tommy looked towards the giant who kidnapped him, and the giant looked beyond pissed.
"Techno, what a pleassent ssurprisse, ass I wass coming to vissit you, I found thiss low life and thought that it would be a wonderful ssnack." The naga, who is named Dream said in a positive tone.
"Well that low life is my youngling that you're holding. So if you could kindly get your hands off of him, I won't cause any harm." Techno warned.
Dream, either didn't seem to care or didn't notice the warning, chuckled.
"Techno, jusst think about thiss. Ssince you hate having humanss in your foresst, I could eat it so I can ssatissfy my hunger." Dream offered.
Techno took a second to think.
"How about no?" The giant challenged the naga.
"Well, your losss." The naga said before putting Tommy closer to his mouth.
Tommy panicked, before he was put in the naga's mouth, he was being launched out of the hand that was holding him.
Before Tommy hit the ground, another hand grabbed him.
Tommy didn't have time to process anything before he was put inside a mouth.
The mouth closed before Tommy even had the chance of getting out.
The tongue then began to attack him.
Tommy tried to fight back, but in the end, he lost.
He had saliva all over him.
The tongue then began to push Tommy to the throat.
Tommy began to panic again, he tried to fight against the tongue but it was too late.
He was pushed to the throat, he could hear the naga or giant who ate him gulp.
On his way down, it was tight, he could hear the heartbeat, the breathing.
Once Tommy made it to the stomach, he knew that it was the end of him.
Tears began to fall down his face.
He began to cry out, he just wanted to be free, is that too much to ask?
Tommy couldn't hear the soft purr that was trying to calm him down.
He curled up on himself, he knew he was never going to see the sun again.
Tommy passed out.
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Tommy didn't expect to wake up.
He didn't expect to be alive.
But here he was, alive and well.
He looked around, he was right back to square one.
Tommy heard giant footsteps coming towards to room he was in.
Before he could hide, Techno came in.
"Oh, you're awake."
Tommy backed away.
"Hey, it's okay, I won't harm you."
"Why am I back here?" Tommy demanded.
"Well, I couldn't just leave you hanging with Dream, so I had to send you somewhere safe and so you won't be hurt from me fighting Dream."
Tommy remembered, he remembered that he was eaten by one of them, but by the way that Techno says it, Tommy was eaten by him.
"How am I not dead?"
"Well, us giants have a safe storage where we can put stuff in there without any of the digestion stuff."
Tommy took a second to process this information.
"But, why didn't you just took me to where there's other humans?"
"Well, it seemed like you were running from something, when I first saw you. Another reason is that my instincts adopted you."
Tommy snorted, he didn't expect for the giant's instinct to suddenly adopt him.
"So then, why didn't you just ignore or deny them?"
Techno then gave Tommy a deadpan stare.
"Who do you take me for? Plus, I'm not the type of person to deny my instincts."
Tommy chuckled, then it went quiet.
The silence was interrupted by Tommy saying, "Thank you, for saving me from the naga."
"No problem youngling, just happy that you're here and safe."
Tommy smiled.
"Is there anything to eat?"
"Yeah, while you were asleep, I went out to collect some fish for you to eat. You can eat now if you like."
"Yeah, that would be nice."
Techno reached his hand out towards Tommy.
"And if you didn't notice, my name's Technoblade youngling, but call me Techno."
"Your full name sounds so pretentious, but, nice to meet you m8."
Techno smirked as he began to walk.
"Welcome home, youngling."
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Hello!!
If you made it to the end, then I gotta say, you're a ducking beast.
I hope that all of you have an amazing Christmas for those who celebrate it.
And Becky, if you're reading this, then Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!
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danielhowell · 26 days ago
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howley and aziraphil are here to save the world
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howley and aziraphil are here to save the world
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barblaz-arts · 9 months ago
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Vaggie: Adam and Alastor suck.
Lucifer: Would you be interested in being promoted to "Daughter-in-law"?
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mybreadsmybutters · 11 months ago
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when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance
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heyybeach · 5 months ago
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Growing up is actually just enjoying the exact same things you enjoyed at 14 years old, but in a more gay way
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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 month ago
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Dan and Phil got sponsored by Lunchly and I cried.
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usersiren · 1 month ago
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rpftourney · 2 days ago
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Best RPF Ship - FINAL!
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adreamthatsworthkeeping · 4 months ago
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I haven't latched on to anyone in this new season but I am quite fond of this man and his little hat. I keep forgetting his name until it's mentioned again. But he's fun to watch.
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1001lobotomies · 5 months ago
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dan and phil you have the opportunity to do the funniest hard launch of all time
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rayghosts · 1 year ago
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bill cipher is alive, david tennant is the doctor, new supernatural season might come out, homestuck is updating, mcr and fallout boy will headline a tour together, dan and phil are gay, ian and anthony are making smosh vids again, mcu loki has his own show, new scott pilgrim show used the same cast as the movie, josh hutcherson is being thirsted after
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pseudophan · 26 days ago
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CAN YOU LET ME GO TO SLEEP
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danielhowell · 1 month ago
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you don’t need to imagine it anymore
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