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bro...what we could have had..

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mutuals i'm coming over to be annoying and meow loudly

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BREAKFAST???

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Okay so Ive recently had my worldview absolutely rocked and I wanna see just how much I was mistaken, so

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The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

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On page 100+ on pornhub because none of them look like they are in love

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need to smoke with him

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fandom WILL without fail always pick the INCORRECT character to be the omega/submissive/mpregged guy and then you just have to sit there and try not to cry about how wrong they are and they're torturing mr bodily autonomy issues with all these unwanted pregnancies when mr wants to be pregnant is right there but he's 6 feet tall and has 2 more muscles so he can't get pregnant i guess

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normally it's frustrating when mystery games hand you answers on a silver plate but in ace attorney, the witnesses' tendencies to conveniently say far more than what they were asked for is so hilarious that it becomes its own reward. ace attorney witnesses will be asked what time they saw the murder and they'll say it was 10:40 and they know it was exactly that time because that's the exact minute they open the can of Fancy Feast to feed their elderly russian blue cat, father of 12 kittens and phoenix will be like umm actually i spoke to your cat and here's a written affidavit from him that there was a recall on Fancy Feast and also he's never been to russia nor known the touch of a woman. you're going to jail buddy

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doctor odyssey is like what if a tv show was so incomprehensible it somehow wrapped back around to being technically perfect. and what if that tv show had a minimum of three insane guest star pulls per week. and what if the main characters were a will-they-won’t-they throuple and they had a threesome SIX EPISODES into the network television program and then spent the entire next episode gently explaining polyamory to middle america. and what if don johnson was also there.

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It's always sooooo funny when English people or Americans are like "Why are Irish names so hard to pronounce?? Why are these Welsh words so insane???" that's because it is a different language that you do not speak hope this helps ❤️

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honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14

I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!

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🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

Please help a black girl and her 8 year old sister stayed housed. I don't want to lose her to cps. Please bless us with a Christmas miracle please 🙏🏾

rent due dec 15th 620/1200

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Cashapp $Queenloki89

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i really want to make music but i can’t sing :( or rap

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Your fetish doesn’t have to be praxis.

Read that sentence. Read it again. Really drill it into your skull. Internalize the idea until it cannot be removed from your brain.

Then stop making really annoying discourse posts on why this or that kink is WrongBad or how everyone with it is WrongBad and start caring more about how this person treats others outside of a consensual kink context. You’re allowed to hate a kink because of how much it resembles real life issues you suffer with, but other people are going to engage in it whether you like it or not and the only reasonable thing you can ask of them is to not involve you or anyone else who doesn’t want to be a part of it.

And before “three guesses on what kink OP has” if you don’t know me, you’re probably wrong and about to make yourself look like an ass by making assumptions. Go ahead, test your luck, I dare you.

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blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present