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I love when someone I don’t even know has me blocked. An unknown storyline
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at work straight up "slackin it" and by "it", hahah, well, lets justr say. I am not doing my job.
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there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it
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i do not care if bedroom fairy lights are forever perceived as a twee millennial thing i can never go back. any light that is not striving to approximate the soft glow of candlelight does not belong in my bedroom
#literally just finished putting my bedroom fairy lights up in my new place#you can pry fairy lights from my cold dead hands#overhead lights are the devil
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I need to be stopped at this point or else I will create more gifs like this:
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a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.
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best seat in the house
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I just want to get dicked down again =/
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