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we asked the average "i'm sooo empathetic ai brings out my maternal instincts🥹" person how they treat real human retail employees

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my foreskin is cold

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its all 'be gay do crime' until a black person starts making allusions to drugs or sex or god forbid VIOLENCE and then it turns out nobody can handle anything more hardcore than downloading illegal torrents of hamilton

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I think the biggest downside to having animal ears and a tail would be trying to mask your discomfort in public like imagine trying to play it cool in customer service but your tail keeps bristling

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Whoever decided to give your sinuses boner parts should be beaten

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I love when people take their plushes places and take pictures it's my favorite shit YES girl take Snoopy to those seaside cliffs YES take your handsewn frog to a waterfall

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i thought i already posted this but turned out i didnt

svsss shitposts 6

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It's so funny that Luo Binghe asks for love advice and Mobei is the first to pipe up with "beat him three times a day"

which definitely got all the other demons in the room thinking: "and how's that working out for you Lord Desperate To Get Fucked By Your Servant"

Only to get shocked when Shang Qinghua advises Junshang to "be pathetic"

Like imagine watching your colleague fail to land a date with his assistant for forever only for the assistant to reveal he's being trying to land a date with your colleague this whole time

They're so stupid

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btw i’m not pushing like “boycotting the lilo and stitch is the greatest act of activism you can do in today’s climate”

i’m just like “not watching this movie is literally the bare minimum you can do to help not push an imperialistic tourist agenda that’s destroying native Hawai‘i. just don’t.” and im already pre-irritated bc i know like thirty people are gonna be like i knowww but. i just wanna.

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Found that over at mastodon

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Today I fell down the stairs while texting and when I got to the bottom I realized that I had hit the “audio message” function and sent them an entire 30 second recording of it

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TIL In 1926 the famous pianist Fats Waller (then 21) was kidnapped by Al Capone’s gang to play piano for his birthday. He basically went missing for 3 days and was returned unharmed but drunk.

via reddit.com

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bored? have you tried

clamoring at the walls of your cage

ripping apart your furniture

howling at your favorite celestial body

looking at yourself in the mirror with crazy eyes

putting your hands in damp soil

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