#it's not i just have such a hair kink

[danmeichael]

my favorite thing to think about with bingyuan is bingge having a fetishistic obsession with shen yuan's imperfection.

bingge's wives and every person he's held more than one conversation with are perfect. they're sickeningly pretty, dizzyingly pretty, the sort of pretty celebrities need an hour in a makeup chair and 100k in surgery to achieve.

but shen yuan is so... different. his teeth are adorably crooked, he sneezes in a way that's really only endearing to bingge, he snores and drools on binghe's chest in his sleep. he sweats, it tastes salty on his tongue and makes shen yuan smell acrid and disgusting after it cools on his skin, lingers on binghe's hands after touching him, and binghe is obsessed. every bit of shen yuan that makes him human is what makes binghe rabidly horny.

[manglam-marfach]

dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden

[anonymousmink]

If you’re reading this you’re at the devil’s sacrament too bish, don’t judge me.

Reblogs are loved but please don’t repost! I post on the bird app as @unknownmink

[sapphicsnzs]

i’m very nervous for my girlfriend to meet my cat. they already love each other so not for that reason. but like how am i supposed to act normal when she sneezes. like if we’re standing in the kitchen and she’s sneezing because of my cat (or my roommates cat) how am i gonna act normal???

[shannonsketches]

He said "Fuck this shit, I'm out" I'm crying. Toriyama's Vegeta was so top shelf 🤌

(From Neko Majin Z Chapter 5!)

[silveredsticks]

when the sun shines we'll shine together

[preggomancer]

giant water nymph girl gets both of her girlfriends pregnant at once! good thing they both look so cute this big 

(its these guys!!!) 

[eddiexmunsn]

………..thinking very dirty thoughts about wade rn

[degenerateshinji]

wait somethings wrong here

[sleepvines]

here's Havern, who's an ex-noble for a reason.

(he made a big scene in front of everyone at the function and all his backlogged drama blew up in his face. guess who got cursed as a result.)

he runs away and becomes a bounty & beast hunter for hire.

I'm considering giving him a musket, but that's pretty unwieldy. It would make sense for him to use one, at least, since it's equipment he'd be familiar with from sporting hunts.

additionally he was a pretty low-ranking lord with no land to his name, or anything like that. (aside from his own house.) generally people from his old life already disliked him for his easily provoked attitude and open disdain for romance and pleasantries. he was really good at performing sexual favors though, even if he didn't particularly like them either, so they kept him in mind.

[immaculatesnz]

therapy is expensive drawing your fave with a cold is free

[nostalgia-tblr]

there's an irony in people writing Character x Reader fics where the reader is given a prompt to insert their own eye colour and hair texture and etc when 99% of Character X Not-Reader fic contains less physical description of the characters than that anyway.

[strxnged]

fun fact i want to cut all my hair off again

[justallihere]

Xaden is the kind of guy that if Violet decided to cut her hair would say it was nice and cry the moment he was alone

Okay I know this is a joke lol but I’m gonna have to be serious for a sec and defend my man on this one:

We all know he loves Violet’s hair, but if she ever got to the point in her life where she wanted to cut it he would support her wholeheartedly and literally not even think twice about it. Keeping her hair long is, to her, a physical symbol of strength and health. If she cut it, it would probably mean that she no longer needs that tangible reminder on her body of who she is and what she’s capable of. Xaden would be all over her regardless of her hair

[goodpvppy]

૮꒰っ˕‹̥̥̥ ꒱ა i miss being owned