#it's not even that

[saltiestgempearl]

I do wonder how many of the "Jonathan is so dumb" people would genuinely call their employer and say "Sorry, I need to leave the country immediately because I think our client is some kind of supernatural monster. No seriously the Catholics seemed really worried." Like, would any of you actually do that in real life?

No, you wouldn't. You'd go do your job anyway because you and your fiancé need the money, and you'd cope by making "if I don't make it out alive..." half-jokes on your blog.

The only difference is that Jonathan has a journal.

[emilnikos]

love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

[slutdge]

could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[tributary]

bro this is latin. someone actually thought latinos speak latin in latin america

[beaft]

do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[communist-hatsunemiku]

avogado6

[rottenfleshnbones]

i care btw. i care abt the song ur listening to or the bug u saw or how u just got outta the shower or how ur happily hanging out w ur friends or how ur kinda sad or how good was the meal u just had or ur fav character from an indie game nobody knows or if u chugged down some water. i always will

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[fipindustries]

i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently

[ionomycin]

temple at the end of the road

[malwarechips]

yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad