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Literally <3 it is worth it to have to choose in the restaurant bc I’ll be on a date with you <333
I say I was born in the wrong generation a lot for someone who has a full-blown panic attack if I have to order at a restaurant without knowing exactly what I want to get and practicing saying it in my head.
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I say I was born in the wrong generation a lot for someone who has a full-blown panic attack if I have to order at a restaurant without knowing exactly what I want to get and practicing saying it in my head.
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Do the kids even know about the key of awesome. Charlie the unicorn. Happy tree friends. Treats for beasts. There is nothing. Is there even sketch comedy on YouTube anymore . Or is it just mr beast and minecraft .
#my younger siblings ONLY watch lets plays and educational videos on yt#but is that all there is for them to watch ???#internet horror#internet culture
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“How do you rewatch movies so much” man I could watch a movie once a week and not remember most major characters and plot points on day 8. The only exceptions are movies I like and that’s even better because I can watch them until I have every single scene memorized completely by heart and then watching them is purely enjoyment because I don’t have any questions and I’m not noticing anything new it’s just relaxing watching a movie I like
#same kinda with shows#but if it’s like 10 20+ min episodes or more I can rewatch it and still be surprised by everything maybe infinitely#autistic
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I think you should legally disclose if something is ai just like how you legally have to disclose if something is an ad
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My husband and I watch movies on like torrent sites a lot and a lot of them play a generic studio opening for a few seconds and then try to get you to log in and I was trying to see if a movie was real or one of those by skipping into the movie a bit and I somehow skipped Directly into the middle of a sex scene 😭
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i don’t mean to be political, but what if everyone had basic human rights
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it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.
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My husband said in our future house he’ll bake and cook at night if he can’t sleep so he’ll wake me up to eat what he cooks and he asked me if I would and without hesitation I said yes, there’s no way I’d say no that 😭
@bitchboy-xoxo
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My husband said in our future house he’ll bake and cook at night if he can’t sleep so he’ll wake me up to eat what he cooks and he asked me if I would and without hesitation I said yes, there’s no way I’d say no that 😭
@bitchboy-xoxo
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"just not seeing enough people talking about carl clemons-hopkins, the first out nonbinary actor to be nominated for an emmy, and the nonbinary flag gown they wore last night"
@mattxiv
Carl Clemons-Hopkins on IMDB
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Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.
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My husband bit my mouth right when I kissed him and now I know how flies landing in Venus fly traps feel
@bitchboy-xoxo
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