#it's not even nightblogging
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i don't find alan alda sexy but that's not solely because i'm gay. lesbians actually get allotted one random famous man from the silent generation to be weirdly attracted to where it's still totally fine because it's kinda in a lesbian way somehow. unfortunately for me that allotment is already fulfilled by elvis
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the worst part of marriage is the snoring
#my guy sounds like he is fighting for his life#yeah he has asthma and all that but cmon#I have slept like an hour maybe? it's almost seven am#even worse is that I started thinking about a morning run#it's been like eight hours since my evening run#hi I'm nightblogging again#I'll get something to eat and maybe I'm gonna get some sleep later
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Sharkies sharks little water babies!
Awaawaaaawwwww!!!!!! LOOK AT EM! How be scared.
#sharks#its 1pm i havent slept.#random shitpost#nightblogging#...is this even considered.#random#shitpost#sharkie#sharkies#ehehehehe
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me to myself when writing: idk should we really go with this idea? it's pretty convoluted and tbh it's kind of a stretch to even make it work. we'd have to utilize a minor character who only ever really showed up in one of the seasons for the TV cartoon that didn't really go over as well as the previous sessons, not to mention they'll have no further interaction with the xover afterwards and honestly probably won't even realize what they did-
me @ me, cupping my face in my hands:
#rosie babbles#sticks#tmnt#ava/m#tmnt 2003#id in alt text#nightblogging#viral tmnt2003fastforward is going to be the one to make this all possiblr and she won't even know or care#and i haven't even gotten to what i want to do with the battle nexus yet lmfao
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What does Semiramis ever even do in the plot except make Alastair look unhinged lmao. Like they give Call his mom's cool knife and then at no point that I can remember do they ever have him need it. Why did they do that
#lee rambles on and on#magisterium#i assume it was part of the chaos blade thing that got scrapped??#anyways miri sorry but u are getting removed from tic and instead put into tcr#in good news though i have written 1k already#taking a break and coming back to it in the evening#also yeah i may be posting a Lot. this is making the idea juices flow#nightblogging#nano 2023
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I have two settings: disappear off the face of the earth for weeks on end only to feel awful when I realize all I’ve missed and/or forgotten, or check to see if someone’s replied to me every few minutes while constantly worrying that I’m annoying them.
Theoretically, I have control over which of these settings I’m on at any given time. Practically, though…
#Didn’t send any holiday letters this year. Too late now. Haven’t talked to a bunch of people in months.#Currently trying to figure out how not to be overbearing to one of the few friends I’m in regular contact with because I have no life#and don’t want to drive him off.#//#Ignore me#my life#mine#nightblogging#(remember nightblogging?)#It’s not even really nightblogging; I’m up at 1:30 most nights anyway. I’m not even tired.#Stupid fucking insomnia#Or. Undiagnosed sleeping problem I call insomnia because I don’t have any other term and most people understand that.#Ugh#Tried a new sleep med on Saturday night and spent all of Sunday laid up with a splitting/throbbing/stabbing headache.#/#random rants#(in the tags)
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...BIG FEELS AND BIG PLOT DEVELOPMENTS AT THE END OF THAT BOOK, HUH
#Tyto reads WoF#i know it's not the most pressing issue what with the vengeful ex-Queen and the murderous sister and all#but I still want to point out how alarming it is that the new crew are all going to be wearing seemingly radioactive rocks as jewelry now#Turtle please don't pick up strange rocks that give off their own heat for the love of all that's good#ANYWAY yeah what the actual frick is going on with Darkstalker huh. I genuinely do NOT know whether he's trustworthy or not#desperately lonely and unfairly demonized? absolutely. truly cares about Moon as a friend? I think so.#capable of integrating peacefully into modern dragon society without letting his own ego turn him into the monster he denies ever being?#....... 😬 remains to be seen#god and there's Scarlet's mysterious new accomplice(?) with the maddeningly vague physical description and also THE SCROLL(!!!!)#and i just realized we failed to get resolutions in this book for EITHER the vision of Turtle attacking Anemone OR#Flame's unique and frightening ability to sense and/or attack mindreaders????#where the HECK are we going with Flame I am going lowkey INSANE over him#ugh frick and Umber and Sora are both on the run too...!! this book is nearly as cliffhangery as Dark Secret#(though thankfully i prepared for this by checking the next book out ahead of time so i wouldn't have to wait LOL)#uhh buhh final thoughts before i force myself to go to sleep:#I love Moon and everything going on with her but I do feel like on some level it's even more of a slap in the face for poor Starflight#that the only tribe to get multiple POV characters in this first. like. extended arc(?) appears to be the NightWings#and Starflight himself doesn't get any of the tribe's unique defining features or abilities#i mean i guess the same is sort of true of Sunny and yes i know it was the POINT of book 4 that the tribe had no powers#but still idk it just feels like kicking the poor boy when he's already down. in addition to him literally getting beaten up again#(... now watch me be a total fool and the arc actually extends past book 8 or something making this point moot lol)#(I'm only assuming it ends at 8 bc that's where the previews in the back of the previous books have stopped)#EDIT: LOL yep turns out this arc does extend out to book 10 and the other POVs are Turtle and Qibli so I stand corrected.#that's what I get for nightblogging
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Anyone else remember the concept of night blogging?
I miss the simpler times when we’d see a shitpost late at night and go, “oh this is incomprehensible! This is sillybilly nonsense! OP, were you night blogging again?”
Like it used to be that the origin of shitposts was because we missed our bedtime. Now shitposting just happens… whenever…
People need to go back to being deliriously tired before posting on the internet. Being back the nostalgia.
#this is me nightblogging#it is currently 3:16 AM#I should sleep but I’m too busy thinking about night blogging#I’m not even 100% sure that’s what it was called#it could have had another name#night blogging#I mean there’s a tag for it so that’s probably right#anyways#my posts
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yea long media of a different type/genre is the One Piece of its kind but have you considered that one Piece is shonen Homestuck
#super long + rep for annoying fans that try to get you into it all the time despite how much of a tall order that is in retrospect + lots of#lore built up over time that makes sense if you watch it chronologically but less so if you try explain out of context#+ the general experience of being in a a frog in a slowly boiling pot + big cast that is remembered/relevant even if through tiny cameo's#throughout the entire thing + noteworthy for its genre/media type despite the critique + my faves + etcetc#psii.txt#1pc#one piece#text#nightblogging
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Crochet Project: Completed!
Second full sized granny stitched crochet blanket is finished! In all it's accidental-bi-flag-colours glory. Or just pretty pastel glory.
Once more: cat for scaling purposes!
Max had so much wiggle-butt. I swear I took like 100 pictures and only got maybe 7 nice shots. The second cat (on your right in the last picture) is Max's sister. (Both cats were born premature, with missing leggies. Look at those adorable leg nubbies! Precious.
Don't feel bad for these two. They may be missing legs, but they can just about outrun the household humans (especially up or down stairs) and have learned how to jump out of the playpen that they sleep in. Jump! Without legs! Crazy... I love them so much.
Blanket stats, below
(because I think they're fun)
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Crochet hook size:
Size "K"/10½ - 6.5mm
Materials (all acrylic, I'm poor lol) that went into this blanket:
A partial skein of baby pink Red Heart
A skein of lavender purple Red Heart
Two skeins of light blue Red Heart
A jumbo skein of white Red Heart
A jumbo skein of white Mainstays
Approximate cost of yarn used:
30USD (4USD per regular skein, 8USD for the jumbo Red Heart, 6USD for the jumbo Mainstays) (about half the yarn was gifted to or thrifted by me, however)
Approximate amount of yarn used:
2940yd/2690m
Approximate amount of time to make this:
1 week
Approximate size of this blanket:
5'9"²/1.75m²
#crochet blanket#crochet#crocheted#crocheters of tumblr#my cats#crocheting#cats of tumblr#cats#cat#out of context shit#nightblogging#dayblogging#im ready to be haunted by another crochet post /hj#hmu if youd be interested in buying this hand crocheted blanket for 65usd and youre contiguous 48 usa - that includes shipping#i feel lame even putting that in the tags but lmao id love to continue to have enough money to make more crochet things so...
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#shitpost#nightblogging#chaoscore#bastardcore#it's even funnier because this is coming from a christian rapper#he's right tho#TAKE THEM TO THE PIT
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i couldn’t find a video of this version so here’s Rock’s post engagement event if you choose the negative option for my own reference. please enjoy my framerate dropping to hell trying to record anything because of all my mods
#this dude really#whipped out a shroom and vacated the room#bursted with love and flew like a dove#fed me some fungus and ejected (amongus)#said bon appetit and hit the yeet#showed shiitake and blocked me#made me tank a love explosion then fled across the ocean#said “i go off So Easy!” and was gone with the breezy#told me “dine” and dashed#said “eat it” and beat it#made me consume a eukaryote and then boarded a ferry boat#gave it to me raw and said ‘time to withdraw’#fed me something unseasoned and said existence deletion#refused to use condiments and then left the continent#called me his soulmate and drove off through the tollgate#spent no time preparing and then went off wayfaring#filled me with spores and said let’s get divorced#gave my tastebuds some umami then he up and zoomed on me#brought an odd meal and then said “it’s been real”#shoved a toadstool down my throad then that fool hit the road#made me swallow mycelium and flew off like some helium#plowed after proposal then jumped down the disposal#did not even cook it but man did he book it#shouted “get a load of THIS!” then met the call of the abyss#made me mouth his fruiting body then said beam me up scotty#sos awl#bokumono#rock tumbling (sos)#story of seasons#it’s fine no one will see my horrible puns nightblogging tags aren’t real
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i think everyone should find a series of mikumikudance videos with occasionally-somewhat-questionable 00's/10's humor that eventually starts mellowing out (mostly) and the ability to go from aimless shenanigans to into the mikuverse and Wait Holy Shit What The Fuck This One Specific Version Of Hatsune Miku Went Through The Horrors™. TWICE(-ish).™
and have the videos become a fundamental part of their psyche without realizing they're all connected until like 10 years later and there are MORE OF THEM
#me in 20-whateverteen watching yt reuploads that dont even have english subtitles: haha funny vocaloid chaos! :D#me in 2024 realizing the original niconico uploads are still there: what do you MEAN this is still going and the latest one went up like#2-3 days ago????? aaaaa????? AAAAAAA???????#rosie babbles#mmd#hi my name is rho and you're watching *HARD KNOCK LIFE SPIDERMAN MV* channel!#nightblogging#fun fact the only reason i (incredibly monolingual) have ANY idea what's going on at any given time is because i'm watching from my laptop#but i have my phone open to translate the japanese on-screen to english#so i end up pausing on every line of dialogue wkdhskdbsjdnz#anyway. the adhd is going great! :D
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thinking about all the women whose orbits i've had to remove myself from bc they meant too much to me while i meant too little to them
#i don't talk abt this particular feeling much bc i'm not entirely convinced it's a value-neutral sort of incompatibility—#i tend to feel it's an indication of my own fundamental warping‚ that i get greedy and codependent and desperate and can't just be chill#and that it probably has something to do with the fucked-up codependent relationship model i was raised with#but it really is just like. from the high school friendship i had to drop even though i was besotted (flavor undefined) with her#bc i couldn't handle being Just One of Many Hangers-On‚ even though she said she valued and cared abt me#to the metamour i adored (flavor undefined) who supposedly valued and cared abt me too‚ but‚ like‚ not enough#to the ex-moot who remade who i really mournfully decided i couldn't re-follow bc i couldn't stop pedestalizing her#out of all proportion with the actual intimacy of our actual interactions…#idk. just feels like. very much a Recurrent Pattern for me and not a great one!#(and like. obviously the easy read here is that it was unrequited love every time; and who knows‚ maybe it was—#but it's never been obvious to me what the exact flavor of the thing was‚ just that it was sweet and tangy until eventually it stung)#anyway. i would say 'idk what even got me onto this' but actually i know exactly what got me onto this#which was: reading fic where half the pairing was aro#and like. in the fic it worked for them‚ and like‚ in life it's so often been so close to working for me!#but then the black hole of Undefined Sad Yearning inevitably starts to gape#anyway. hashtag nightblogging ig‚ lol#feelingsblogging#past lives#the psyche#(eta thinking abt it more this has also sometimes happened with trans ppl of various non-woman stripes#but in those instances i *have* just mentally filed the dynamic under (failed/abortive) romance+‚ i think#honestly very possible that's where every instance of it belongs and it's just that i don't know how to be in love with women.#like i don't identify as not-attracted-to-women‚ i'm definitely attracted to women—#'sometimes‚' i started to say‚ but like. i'm attracted to women at the same rate i'm attracted to people of other genders‚ really—#but like. societal queerphobia really does a number on you.#like. not that playing the woman's part in the cishet relationship-escalator model appeals or makes any sense for me either#but at least it's‚ idk‚ something to kick off from??#whereas with women it's just like. a ladder into mysterious fog. how do. where go.#insane to me that i'm this old and yet this is still where i am with this. god.)
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I'm absolutely feral over the werewolf clan in Undead Girl Murder Farce. Usually I get a single crumb in the form of a solitary wolfman character for every dozen anime I watch, but now you're telling me I got a whole village of hotties?
#not me rewatching the last few episodes a couple of times so i can oogle at the wolfmen#the women are so cute too like damn#i'm really hoping i see more of them in the next episode even though i can kind of tell what's coming...#undead girl murder farce#werewolf#yes it is i the wolfman enthusiast#aly speaks#it's time for nightblogging baybee
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I am a person who is smart only sometimes and I am very tired even though it is only Monday, but I ate two-thirds of a box of Girl Scout cookies tonight in a fit of delicious hedonism and I woke up next to my boyfriend this morning and get to see him again on Wednesday and my life is weird and I’m still doing dumb things and I am happier than was ever imaginable to me 15 years ago
#the line used to be ‘wow middle/high school me would be so relieved if she knew we turned out this way’#I don’t think relief is even the right word anymore#I am genuinely bone deep happy with my life and crazy in love#with a person who is crazy in love with me back#and we’re doing life weird and corkscrews because that’s how it goes but I’m so fucking happy#anyway that’s enough nightblogging I have work in the morning
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